01-27-2014, 12:39 AM | #761 |
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01-27-2014, 01:01 AM | #763 |
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Yeah, he may have gotten fatter. That chicks voice is the same from the other video.
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01-27-2014, 01:03 AM | #764 |
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Too many dill chips.
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01-27-2014, 01:03 AM | #765 |
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01-27-2014, 01:08 AM | #766 |
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Mick Foley's post on Facebook.
"HEY WWE....WHAT THE F? Yes, I'm going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had every intention of putting a brick through my TV tonight, after seeing that Daniel Bryan was not even entered in the Royal Rumble match, let alone going to win the thing. But, upon seeing their dad with a brick in his hand, my younger children got a little bit scared, thinking their dad had lost his mind. A rather spirited debate about the wisdom of following through on the promise to put a brick through my TV ensued with my wife - and, as is usually the case in marital debates, I, being the husband, did not emerge victorious. Honestly, the points she made about mercury and glass fragments everywhere were pretty good ones. But I'm still going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow - when the kids are in school, and I can take the TV outside the house for the actual throwing of the brick. Granted, it's not nearly as dramatic as doing it live, right after the Rumble, but at least I will be keeping my word. As I mentioned on Twitter, I've never felt so disgusted at the conclusion of a WWE (or any) PPV. Like many of you out there, I just don't get it. This Daniel Bryan thing is a phenomenon. You get it. I get it. The fans in Pittsburgh (yes, I was thinking of writing "RIGHT TH...but I'm just not in a cheap pop mood) got it. But tonight, for the first time, I had to admit to myself that the powers that be are just not going to get it. And that makes me sad. I'm just honestly sad, just flat out fucking sad (yes, I dropped an F-bomb there to emphasize how F'ing sad I am for the guys who bust their butts night in and night out - Ziggler, Punk, Bryan, etc - with no hope of getting their shot at this year's Mania. You know who else I'm sad for? Me. In my two years as an official WWE Ambassador, I never once had to lie about my enthusiasm for the company or the product. Now, although I am no longer officially an Ambassador for WWE (believe it or not, my only official role in WWE is as GM for Saturday Morning Slam, a contract that ends in one month) I was till looking forward to being part of the biggest event of the year. I'll probably end up going anyway. But I'm about 1/6th as excited about it as I was just a few hours ago. I wanted so badly to hear 75,000 WWE fans chanting "YES" - and seeing fans walk away absolutely ecstatic about the outcome of a PPV for the first time in a while...a long while. But when given the chance to make it happen (unless they've got something MAJOR up their sleeve) WWE's answer tonight was a resounding "NO, NO, NO". |
01-27-2014, 01:16 AM | #767 |
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This shit happened. Then the Dave Grohl/Josh Homme/Trent Reznor spot got cut short at the fucking Grammys. Tonight kind of sucked.
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01-27-2014, 01:18 AM | #768 |
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Daft Punk was pretty awesome.
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01-27-2014, 01:29 AM | #769 |
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01-27-2014, 01:33 AM | #770 |
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01-27-2014, 01:33 AM | #771 |
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01-27-2014, 01:44 AM | #772 |
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The WWE are either fucking idiots or absolute geniuses. We will see. Orton vs. Batista has always been a risky choice for WrestleMania, simply because the crowd there will be so fucking smarky. It is very possible that they will give that match the Orton/Sheamus treatment, much like they did Cena/Orton tonight. You can talk about Batista drawing all you like, there is a very good chance the audience at Mania will absolutely SHIT on that match.
That being said, if Batista comes out tonight and mocks Daniel Bryan, with Bryan then coming out and confronting Batista, you could have a huge angle on your hands. |
01-27-2014, 01:47 AM | #773 |
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2 out of the last 3 runner ups have kinda faded into oblivion.. Hope that doesn't happen to reigns.. He has grown on me..
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01-27-2014, 01:51 AM | #774 |
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the more I think about it, the more I think we're totally getting Lesnar (C) vs Batista for Wrestlemmania
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01-27-2014, 01:52 AM | #775 |
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First and maybe only Tout ever. Sort of a pain because it wouldn't let me load from my phone directly to Tout since it wouldn't let me sign on the Twitter part of the App. Enjoy! |
01-27-2014, 01:52 AM | #776 |
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What's lost in this lolDaniel Bryan stuff is the fact that Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan put on a fucking awesome match.
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01-27-2014, 01:53 AM | #777 |
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And the A+ player won. So all is right with that part at least.
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01-27-2014, 01:59 AM | #778 |
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A+ player? He wasn't even that good when he was 35. That's why he got demoted to Smackdown in favor of John Cena. He needed Triple H to get him over and when the feud was over so was all of his momentum.
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01-27-2014, 02:01 AM | #779 |
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I wasn't talking about Batista...
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01-27-2014, 02:02 AM | #780 |
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Lol at fan.
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01-27-2014, 02:03 AM | #781 |
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Yeah, Wyatt and Bryan had a really good match. I don't mind Wyatt winning, because it makes him look savvy and credible. It could have been a case similar to WrestleMania X, where Owen Hart defeated Bret Hart in the opening match, with Bret then winning the WWE Championship in the main event. But the rest of the booking of the show sucked a pretty fierce one.
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01-27-2014, 02:03 AM | #782 |
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01-27-2014, 02:03 AM | #783 |
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I thought Lesnar and Show was booked perfectly, too.
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01-27-2014, 02:04 AM | #784 |
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01-27-2014, 02:04 AM | #785 |
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Lesnar/Show was alright. I'm not sure if I liked Show walking out or the right connecting with Brock, but whatever.
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01-27-2014, 02:05 AM | #786 |
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I wonder if people demanded refunds for the show tonight?
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01-27-2014, 02:08 AM | #787 |
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Cena should have won the title and Bray Wyatt the rumble. That's your money WrestleMania title match. Orton gets pissed after losing to Cena and costs Batista the rumble claiming that the Authority didn't help him out because they wanted to replace him as the face of the company by winning the title at WrestleMania. Same two matches except the good, interesting one actually has the title on the line and the more shitty one at least has a good back story and won't get shit on for being the main event title match.
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01-27-2014, 02:09 AM | #788 |
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01-27-2014, 02:11 AM | #789 |
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Everything of the PPV was great until the final seconds of match. Horrible ending to a great Rumble ruins the Rumble match but not the PPV overall.The WWE title match was horrible except for the fans shitting all over it. Loved DB/Wyatt's match and they both came out looking like the future of the WWE.
New Age Outlaws being the tag team champions means that somebody who is a face can chase for the titles. A face chasing the titles is always best for business. Even though New Age Outlaws are the WORST tag team in WWE history trying to play heels when they are supposed to be heels. This might cause some problems for the tag team division. Still happy for them getting another title run if the Dudley Boyz can have 18+ the New Age Outlaws deserve a 6th (and 15+ more to be honest.) I did like how the Brock/Big Show match went down also. Big Show didn't look particularly weak even though he was in a diaper like five weeks ago. Brock beat the hell out of him with a chair but didn't even try the Kimura lock. Sort of weird he didn't try it. Would be good in a rematch to take out Big Show's WMD. Brock taking the full WMD and only being staggered was a work of genius. Great PPV besides the final moments of the PPV that were disappointing to say the very least. |
01-27-2014, 02:11 AM | #790 |
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Like I said before, WWE's biggest mistake in this whole thing is acting like Batista is a bigger deal than he actually is. He's getting Rock treatment and he's nowhere NEAR Rock's level in any way, shape or form. You can't put his name on the marquee and instantly sell tickets and it seems like that's what they think he's gonna do.
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01-27-2014, 02:12 AM | #791 |
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In the middle of a pre-show match they did a trailer for "Oooh order the Royal Rumble" and it had a flash of superstars in it, the third of which was a quick flash to Daniel Bryan. Seemed implicit that he was in the event.
Batista comes back looking like a roided up Jasper Carrot and is a rustier version of a old wrestler. Oh, except he's in royalty because he's got a part in a marvel film that absolutely no-one has heard of or has any affection for. |
01-27-2014, 02:13 AM | #792 |
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I'm kinda on the fence about this, but in the end, I'm glad that Bryan wasn't in the rumble at all. It was a smart move to keep him out if they weren't going to put the strap on him at Mania. Batista winning was a given when the reports of Cena/Wyatt and Batista/Orton at Mania started. I knew either Orton or Cena was going to walk in with the belt, but didn't see Wyatt as a strong Heavyweight championship contender just yet, so Batista was the obvious answer. I kept trying to come up with ways that Bryan could win the Rumble and still get the belt, but outside of a Triple Threat, there really isn't any other way. Bryan/Orton/Batista to me is just a waste of time.
As for the Batista/Orton reaction, I agree with what others said above, the crowd will shit all over it. Therefore, I now believe that if Sting comes in to face Taker, Lesnar SHOULD be added to Batista/Orton to make it a triple threat and WIN. Batista faces Lesnar at Extreme Rules and gets the belt that way. As for Bryan, I unfortunately see it this way.... Bryan Promo: "Something's been bothering me for a long time and that is an 18 second loss to Sheamus at WM 2 years ago. Sheamus, I challenge you to a WM rematch." Bryan then goes to WM and beats Sheamus in 17 seconds and gets the Yes! chant and crowd going before whatever main event they go with. In other words, Bryan's momentum will be just a filler. Triple H & Vince say to Bryan when he comes back from the ring, "Maybe next year, kid." On a side note, I feel really bad for Sheamus, Reigns, Mysterio, and in some cases, Batista. Wasn't their fault that the booking was horrible. |
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I'm not gay. But these things are very true. This dude is the future of our sport. |
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01-27-2014, 02:17 AM | #795 |
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Fuck. Let's have Roman vs. Batista at the Wrestlemania.
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01-27-2014, 02:18 AM | #796 |
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Also, Batista just looks so fucking weird now for some reason. I don't get it. Like a giant baby.
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01-27-2014, 02:25 AM | #797 |
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The boots threw me off. That and his dojo trunks.
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01-27-2014, 02:27 AM | #798 |
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I'm glad Khali was in the match though.
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01-27-2014, 02:31 AM | #800 |
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I'm pretty certain Tyler Breeze would've gotten an amazing pop.
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