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05-14-2011, 10:13 PM | #1 | |
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The OFFICIAL Jon Jones is Ducking Rashad Evans because Suga has a key for that lame ass riddle Thread.
That's right bitches...my fanboy love for Suga has been validated by the latest turn of events.
First, Shad backs out of the Rua fight due to injury, making way for Jones (Who Shad didn't want in Jackson's camp anyhow) to take a crack at Rua. Then, the Internet Community crowned Jones the champ, prodding Shad to break the infamous teammates don't fight each other code. Shad doesn't take the bait. FUCKING THEN...Jones goes exactly against the edict stated and followed by many before him and say he'll fight Evans, cause that's what Mr. Dana White wants, fucking twat. then he beats Rua, which seemed more like a formatily. THEN Rashad gets serious, leaves Jacksons, and goes on the offensive to make it known that he has a foot for Jones' ass. Then this fucking twat 'gets hurt' when he hasn't been training, and he definitely didn't get hurt in his last two fights. SO HE BACKS OUT OF THE FIGHT WITH EVANS. Then (whoa this is getting long, but STAY WITH ME...the truth is here) Evans says he is just ready to fight so he takes the next 'next big thing' in Phil Davis as a replacement fight. THEN FUCKING THIS http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Jon...1-Return-32334 NOW THIS CUNTBAG DOESN'T NEED SURGERY! NOW THIS ASS DOUCHE IS READY TO FIGHT THIS YEAR. FUNNY HOW THAT'S THE CASE RIGHT AFTER SUGA SIGNS ON TO FIGHT DAVIS. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS...JON JONES IS AFRAID OF RASHAD EVANS! Quote:
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05-14-2011, 10:24 PM | #2 |
Over Like Rover
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picture this:
multiply the damage by 10: ya dig? |
05-14-2011, 10:28 PM | #3 |
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So was Shad ducking Rua when he "got hurt" so he didn't have to fight him?
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05-14-2011, 10:37 PM | #4 |
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CSL...did you run straight to Sherdog to find this picture? totally unamazing, considering that RASHAD took that fight after Rampage backed out, and he figured he would use the same gameplan he developed for Rampage with Machida. BUT WE WON'T MAKE EXCUSES! WE TOOK THE FIGHT AND WE LOST, BADLY. I will take Jon Jones running like a bitch and multiply that times a million. Troll status denied sir.
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05-14-2011, 10:40 PM | #5 |
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what? No trolling and I typed 'Rashad Machida' into Google. I like Rashad the fighter, I like Rashad the man. But if/when he fights Jon Jones, I fear for his safety. If you want to tell yourself that Jones is ducking Machida off the back of one instance, go ahead mane. Jones just beat the piss out of a version of Shogun (on minimal notice btw) that is far more 'feared' than Rashad by some way. Why on Earth would Jones have anything to fear from Rashad?
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05-14-2011, 10:40 PM | #6 | |
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But sir, I present yet more information that i withheld just for this response: THE INJURY FOR WICH JON JONES IS 'NEEDING SURGERY' HAS BEEN AN 'ISSUE' SINCE COLLEGE. AS A MATTER OF FACT...JONES HAS SAID THAT HE IS SIMPLY 'CHOOSING TO GET THIS SURGERY NOW, AND HE IS NOT PRESSED TO HAVE IT FIXED'. Read the article sir. |
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05-14-2011, 10:41 PM | #7 |
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05-14-2011, 10:44 PM | #8 |
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You have absolutely nothing to back that up besides the 4th through 8th words of your first post.
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05-14-2011, 10:48 PM | #9 |
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I actually find Evans more appealing since becoming a douche.
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05-15-2011, 04:03 AM | #10 |
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I'm not buying a Rashad Evans ppv. I will however, purchase a jon jones ppv.
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05-15-2011, 07:12 AM | #11 |
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I like both fighters but you can not say that fighter A will def beat fighter B in any fight..
MMA is opitimises "any given sunday".. |
05-15-2011, 11:19 AM | #12 |
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Unless you're GSP or Anderson Silva.
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05-15-2011, 11:22 AM | #13 |
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I thought about the fact that I said Silva will ko GSP after I posted that ..
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05-15-2011, 11:31 AM | #14 |
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You mean GSP is gonna lay on top of Silva for 5 rounds?
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05-15-2011, 02:39 PM | #15 |
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GSP never lays on anyone. He always keeps working and def tries to finish fights. The problem is that he's a bit too nice guy now. I was watching his older fights around UFC 129 and he used to just not give a shit. If he kept it standing he kicked your ass hard. If he took it to the ground as soon as he got dominant positions he'd lock the most brutal submission he had from that position and cranked the fuck out of it. The shit with Dan Hardy, while classy, was stupid. If Hardy is going to be dumb enough to fuck up his arm/shoulder and risk ending his career by not tapping, that's his own fault. GSP should have held it longer.
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05-15-2011, 03:24 PM | #16 |
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I believe GSP tried to rip his arm from his body, just didn't use the proper technique.
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05-15-2011, 04:40 PM | #17 | |
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and this thread isn't so much about if Evans would beat Jones, as it is about jones AVOIDING Evans! That is painfully obvious (jones' ducking) unless JonJone fanboy love is clouding yr judgement |
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05-15-2011, 04:45 PM | #18 |
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Very good...but how many people have rocked Rampage? sugar has... How many people have dominated T. Silva? Machida, and Suga! It's your money bro, But I wanna see a champion NOT duck a challenge
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05-15-2011, 05:20 PM | #19 | |
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05-15-2011, 05:27 PM | #20 |
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Rashad is scared of Jon Jones.
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05-15-2011, 05:44 PM | #21 |
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This thread has been...
Gina Carano'd |
05-15-2011, 05:50 PM | #22 |
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05-15-2011, 06:22 PM | #23 |
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Um, Krisp P... Wander lie was the only man to truly leave Rampage near death! And yes, rampage's knee almost caused serious damage... But Shad cracked Page in his Jaw, and Suga made it out the fight victorious.
Now that I'm thinking about it, that was the most brutal Pride KO I've ever seen... |
05-15-2011, 06:22 PM | #24 | |
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lol how many top contenders at 205 have split decisioned Michael Bisping, and drawn with Tito Ortiz (out of sheer luck) |
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05-15-2011, 06:24 PM | #25 |
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05-15-2011, 06:25 PM | #26 |
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05-15-2011, 06:26 PM | #27 |
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05-15-2011, 06:35 PM | #28 |
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Even if he is ducking him, how long can he really do it? If Evans beats Davis, which he should, then he's in line for a shot, come on, this is just ridiculous.
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05-15-2011, 06:36 PM | #29 |
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05-15-2011, 07:01 PM | #30 | |
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I mean, I'm a huge Rampage mark so I could make similar arguments about him.. Like, who is the only guy to KO Liddell and Wandy?? Rashad has been KO'd in UFC while Rampage's only two losses since coming to the UFC were both close decisions.. (p.s. I realize Shogun TKO'd him but that was with soccer kicks, which would destroy anyone) |
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05-15-2011, 07:04 PM | #31 |
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On that last thought, I think when Rampage beats Hamill and if Shogun beats whoever they give him next, that would be an awesome rematch which should be for a contender spot..
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05-15-2011, 07:05 PM | #32 |
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05-15-2011, 07:10 PM | #33 |
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I thought Rampage KO'd him first.
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05-15-2011, 07:11 PM | #34 | |
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You could make similar arguments. You do realize that I only made the statement in response to Dale...right? I'm a serious fan of Page as well. A rematch between Rua and Jackson will be Epic. Unless I missed something, Rua/Griffin II is set for UFC Rio |
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05-15-2011, 07:13 PM | #35 |
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From Rampage's Fight Finder page:
From Chuck's Fight Finder page.. Just look at the dates.. |
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05-15-2011, 07:17 PM | #37 |
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IC beat me to it..
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05-15-2011, 07:17 PM | #38 |
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Is it? Hmm, when the dust settlesRampage, Rua, Griffin, Franklin, and even Machida could all have viable stakes to the crown. How ridiculous was it for Tito Ortiz to duck Liddell for so long? It has happened in the sport before.
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05-15-2011, 07:19 PM | #39 |
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Hell, I beat you to it.
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05-15-2011, 07:19 PM | #40 | |
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Prolly give Machida a gay ass "rubber match" with Shogun before they do a Page/Shogun rematch.. Would be immense though.. |
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