08-05-2012, 04:10 PM | #33201 |
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So I had a random wrestling related moment last night. I went out for a friends birthday and I came across two guys at a bar wearing WWE titles. One of them had the World Tag Team Championship and his friend had the current Tag Team Championship.
I went over to them in my "semi-drunken" state and said "hey, cool belts". The guy then showed me his belt buckle which was the WWE Championship and he spun it. I told him that he should get the Intercontinental Championship as it's a much cooler title. The guy then randomly started to complain that the current Tag Team Championships look like giant pennies. He then joked that his belt only ever attracts the attention of guys and not women. After about five minutes of talking about the WWE and the guys other friends pretending to wrestle, I said goodbye to them and went away to talk to my own friends, but I kept crossing paths with the guys throughout the night. Then when it was closing time, I saw one of them outside and he asked me to add him on Facebook and he gave me his name. I have no idea what his name is as I was too drunk to remember it. |
08-05-2012, 04:13 PM | #33202 |
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The grown men carrying replica belt shit kills me....
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08-05-2012, 04:14 PM | #33203 |
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08-05-2012, 04:15 PM | #33204 |
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I'm just imagining him and his friend standing in a bar wearing replica WWE belts and being like "Dude, where are all the chicks!?!"
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08-05-2012, 04:16 PM | #33205 | |
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08-05-2012, 04:16 PM | #33206 |
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08-05-2012, 04:17 PM | #33207 |
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"Bro, you told me that we would get chicks with these belts!"
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08-05-2012, 04:20 PM | #33208 |
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I more imagine them getting ready to head out....
"Bro, we are sooooo gettin some pussy tonight....hand me my WWE Belt buckle." |
08-05-2012, 04:22 PM | #33209 |
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"Bro, what is that? IS that the CURRENT tag belt?"
"Yeah, you said if we come to the bar with Tag Title Replicas, we'd get so many chicks" "You were supposed to get the OLD belts! Everything is ruined now!" |
08-05-2012, 04:32 PM | #33210 |
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everyone knows that if you wanna get the girls, you wear the belt over your shoulder and not around your waist, duh
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08-05-2012, 04:35 PM | #33211 |
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It's funny you should say that because the guy with the current tag title had it over his shoulder all night and his friend had his world tag title around his waist and at the end of the night, the guy with the current tag title seemed to be heading off home with a woman after asking me to add him on Facebook.
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08-05-2012, 04:39 PM | #33212 |
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Try going to a bar wearing Mr. Ass shorts
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08-05-2012, 04:40 PM | #33213 | |
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08-05-2012, 04:42 PM | #33214 |
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Wait someone actually bought the copper penny tag belts?
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08-05-2012, 04:43 PM | #33215 |
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08-05-2012, 04:44 PM | #33216 |
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08-05-2012, 04:45 PM | #33217 |
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08-05-2012, 05:15 PM | #33218 |
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Some new T-Shirts.
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08-05-2012, 05:22 PM | #33219 |
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Wreyw Mysterio
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08-05-2012, 05:53 PM | #33220 |
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08-05-2012, 05:54 PM | #33221 |
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Why is the fucking Starrcade shirt green?
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08-05-2012, 05:58 PM | #33222 |
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08-05-2012, 06:19 PM | #33223 |
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How do they make it look like someone's wearing the shirt when the shirt is empty? MINDBLOWING
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08-05-2012, 06:34 PM | #33224 |
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08-05-2012, 07:01 PM | #33225 |
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VSG got a new shiny suit?
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08-05-2012, 07:38 PM | #33226 |
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Red hair also, apparently.
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08-05-2012, 07:40 PM | #33227 |
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Jimmy Jacobs you hoodlums. He's really skinny.
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08-05-2012, 08:39 PM | #33228 |
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08-05-2012, 08:56 PM | #33229 |
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08-05-2012, 09:19 PM | #33230 |
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'tis arrr, I'd guess quite recent given Bourne's beard and Hero's monster beard
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08-05-2012, 09:32 PM | #33231 |
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I don't know, as Hero has a monster beard in ROH. I just don't think Jimmy has looked like that for awhile (with his hair that color and style, and the shape of his face.)
Who knows though? Does Bourne have a beard right now? I know JJ was down in FCW not that long ago, but that's just wishful thinking. |
08-05-2012, 09:41 PM | #33232 |
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no idea really, I know Bourne had a beard a few months back/since his suspension and injury
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08-05-2012, 11:51 PM | #33233 |
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08-05-2012, 11:57 PM | #33234 |
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Hijack the sound system to play "Ass Man" and do Billy Gunn's entrance moves all the way around the bar.
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08-06-2012, 12:29 AM | #33235 |
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08-06-2012, 12:30 AM | #33236 |
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08-06-2012, 04:39 AM | #33237 |
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08-06-2012, 08:01 AM | #33239 |
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at least in my town the locals that play darts play it like it's an olympic sport. So yeah i can see this one being true.
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08-06-2012, 08:44 AM | #33240 |
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