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06-04-2015, 12:12 AM | #1 |
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If you were a wrestler in a world where kayfabe was the real thang, what type of individual would you be?
I personally believe I'd be a chicken shit heel, the likes of the honkey tonk man or early-mid 90s WWF Jerry Lawler. Namely because taking the easy way out is awesome and running away seems a good way to avoid a beating, plus I could milk a title reign out of it.
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06-04-2015, 12:14 AM | #2 |
Loque Ja
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Bo Dallas.
Dude who thinks he is an inspirational role model and better than everyone else when in fact he is just an "annoying douchebag" |
06-04-2015, 12:34 AM | #3 |
Fire up Chips!
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I'd be The Patriot or Made in the USA Lex Luger with my own bus. If be a super mega face just like I am here.
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06-04-2015, 12:37 AM | #4 |
You can't teach that
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Big Dick Johnson
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06-04-2015, 12:50 AM | #5 |
wekasauce
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Robocop
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06-04-2015, 12:56 AM | #6 |
boop/bop/beep
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realistically I'd probably be more like a pre gillberg Dwayne Gill, sporting a rockin skullet.
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06-04-2015, 01:15 AM | #7 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I'd be Finlay. No problem cracking heads.
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06-04-2015, 11:29 AM | #8 |
Cranky Kong
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Conspiracy Victim Y2J. Oddly entertaining and extremely passionate about pretty much all of the wrong things.
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06-04-2015, 11:37 AM | #9 |
The black Corey Graves
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heel viper randy orton
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06-04-2015, 03:07 PM | #10 |
Grim Fandango
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The Rock, Hollywood style
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06-04-2015, 03:10 PM | #11 |
boop/bop/beep
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lol I like the guys who are choosing badass heel characters.
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06-04-2015, 03:11 PM | #12 |
boop/bop/beep
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Just picturing Shadrick running around, ending careers with no remorse because he is the apex predator.
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06-04-2015, 04:08 PM | #13 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Realistically I'd probably in the same boat as Zack Ryder... Friend to the stars with a relatively decent (if niche) fanbase who constantly bites off way more than he can chew and gets destroyed on a regular basis.
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06-04-2015, 05:53 PM | #14 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Crash Holly. Getting in way over my head thinking I can handle myself (like Scrappy-Doo) but ultimately getting my shit pushed in.
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06-04-2015, 05:56 PM | #15 |
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Million Dollar Man type guy. Pretend to want to buy a lot of expensive stuff while getting the actual money to do so like DiBiase did back in the day.
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06-04-2015, 06:15 PM | #16 |
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06-04-2015, 06:17 PM | #17 |
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I've been thinking about this for a while. It'd be cool if a heel cane along and completely kayfabe'd the entire time. He wouldn't post funny instgram photo's, he wouldn't do meet and great with fans. He'd interaxt with people on social media in character. It'd be pretty interesting.
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06-04-2015, 06:19 PM | #18 |
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...I was kidding obviously....
I'd be a heel version of the hurricane, always saving the heels when the face grabs a weapon... Never saving the face in the opposite scenario. |
06-04-2015, 06:20 PM | #19 |
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Jon Kano would obviously be the British Bulldog
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06-04-2015, 06:37 PM | #20 |
Fire up Chips!
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06-04-2015, 06:52 PM | #21 |
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06-04-2015, 08:49 PM | #22 |
Let me talk to ya
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I'd have a gimmick where I was a fan of all the heels on the roster but am a face myself. Would come out putting over my opponent on the mic and then proceed to take an ass whippin putting them over in the ring. I'll never win til I embrace the true heel in me and start packing my own crown sign to use as foreign objects.
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06-04-2015, 08:55 PM | #23 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Ted DiBiase. Living the life of a rich man and laughing at the other wrestlers trying to fit eight people in a 5-person rental car.
Bahahahahahahah! |
06-04-2015, 09:11 PM | #24 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I would be a heel simply because I want to be left alone. I would go out to be seen. It would be an obligation, not because I like people. The head cracking would be to ensure my ability to keep to myself. |
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06-05-2015, 01:09 AM | #25 |
The black Corey Graves
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06-05-2015, 01:23 AM | #26 |
The Champ is Here!
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Bo Dallas, without the disingenuous part.
Face for life. |
06-05-2015, 10:20 AM | #27 |
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06-05-2015, 11:02 AM | #28 |
Inno Knows.
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Tomoaki Honma, hardened guy who spams headbutts and loses.
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06-05-2015, 06:33 PM | #29 |
The black Corey Graves
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06-05-2015, 06:37 PM | #30 |
That Entenbrot, The Mask
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Papa shango
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06-05-2015, 07:55 PM | #31 |
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06-05-2015, 07:56 PM | #32 |
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Well seeing that I'm 6"6 with a massive beard, I guess I'd be Luke Harper
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06-05-2015, 11:33 PM | #33 |
Fire up Chips!
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#BEARDNEWSGERTNER
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06-06-2015, 12:17 AM | #34 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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06-06-2015, 03:17 AM | #35 |
The black Corey Graves
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GDN, do you finish on my backside in your fantasy?
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06-06-2015, 09:20 PM | #36 |
boop/bop/beep
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yes. yes i do.
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06-06-2015, 09:46 PM | #37 |
Resident drug enabler
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Bray Wyatt. Eater of worlds and crusher of false prophets and whatnot.
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06-07-2015, 06:21 AM | #38 |
The black Corey Graves
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06-07-2015, 02:06 PM | #39 |
Curtis
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I would totally be Braden Walker.
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06-08-2015, 02:28 PM | #40 |
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Id be a manager like Paul Heyman or Bobby "The Bran" Heenan
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