08-21-2016, 12:15 AM | #1 |
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Fignuts' bold statement of the week: Brock Lesnar can fuck off
Yeah. Been meaning to post this. Just haven't gotten around to it. So we've all heard Ambrose's comments on the Stone Cold Podcast, and honestly it's not all that surprising. I've enjoyed Lesnars matches somewhat, but I feel like they've gotten progressively less exciting. So it comes out that Lesnar is lazy. Just wants to throw a few suplexes, an F-5 and then leave.
If that's true, and given his general attitude about everything I have no reason to doubt it, he can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned. He outright admits to not giving a shit about anyone else, or the "art" behind wrestling, and is just there to show up a few times a year, let Paul talk, and get paid. He is pretty much one of the biggest alpha male assholes on the planet. All that is perfectly fine. I can even respect the fact that he is up front and honest about it. But if you're going to be that guy, AND you're going to half ass it when showtime comes, then get the fuck off my tv, and stay the fuck off. You've got people who've spent over a decade scratching and clawing just to get to the WWE, who would not only sell their organs for the spot that lesnar had at mania, but they would give you every last drop of blood sweat and tears to make it as memorable a match as possible. You have women fucking KILLING each other in that ring just to get a little more attention. Meanwhile, this farmboy fuck wants to throw a few suplexes and go home at the biggest show of the god damn year. Brock Lesnar became a special attraction when he came back in 2013. But it's been over three years. It's still fun to see him come in and manhandle someone with german suplexes, but it ain't so special anymore that that alone can entertain me. Not when you've got everyone like owens, zayn, balor, bayley, sasha, etc etc cranking it up well past 11 in that ring. Ambrose has heat for telling the truth about the guy on a podcast that only some of the fanbase is going to watch, and wasn't even that harsh when he said it. Meanwhile Brock cusses off script on live tv, on the most watched program of their family friendly product, and he won't even get a sideways glance, because the fucking space cadets that drew up Lesnar's contract thought it would be a good idea to give the biggest foul mouthed asshole on the planet free reign to say whatever the hell he wants. So fuck off Brock Lesnar. I wouldn't miss you. DISCLAIMER: Before everyone starts replying let me make a few things perfectly clear. I am not suggesting WWE release Lesnar because he's Lazy. They'd be idiots to throw away one of their biggest draws. I am not suggesting Brock quit, because if he can get away with making millions to just half ass it a few dates a year, he'd be an idiot not to. I am not suggesting anything. I read about what Ambrose said, and I just think it sucks, and the situation is horse shit. This is just me ranting on how I feel about the horse shitty situation. I realize that other people still love seeing him despite his lack of effort. More power to you. But as far as I'm concerned I'd replace him with Stevie Richards, because at least he gives a fuck. |
08-21-2016, 12:20 AM | #2 |
boop/bop/beep
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Brock is Brock. Brock's gonna Brock. But if Brock can Brock, let Dean be Dean, and don't be so fucking gutless as an organization.
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08-21-2016, 06:38 AM | #3 |
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I kind of admire what Jim Cornette's said about the guy, in that he'd rather piss away the money to be made with Brock than indulge him, and that Vince used to have balls. I mean, it seems stupid, but on the other hand, the WWE kind of gets rooted in the ass by part-timers who come in and do whatever the fuck they want then leave.
I enjoy Brock. I enjoy Heyman being with Brock. But it does feel like everything has been done with him, in a sense. I don't get "excited" for him anymore. It's hard to believe he's been back for over four years now. |
08-21-2016, 07:40 AM | #4 |
MVP Mark
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Had 0 interest in the Dean/Brock match. I have 0 interest in the Brock/Orton match. I am happy it wIll main event Summerslam so I can tube out a extra 40 minutes early.
Brock isn't around enough for his character to evolve so everything feels the same. To me, that is boring. Last edited by Ruien; 08-21-2016 at 09:16 AM. |
08-21-2016, 09:15 AM | #5 |
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I'm kinda sick of his attitude too. I mean, I was watching the recent WhatCultureWrestling interview with him and Heyman, and he just comes across as a prick. I get that that's his gimmick and all, but with his obvious dislike of wrestling and just "turning up to do a job" mentality, it's hard to really see it as him living his gimmick or him just being himself, a douchebag. Heyman is just as bad, whilst he is one of the best talkers in history, he just has this air about him that "I'm the advocate of the beast, don't waste my time with your smarky questions".
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08-21-2016, 09:59 AM | #6 |
MVP Mark
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Thinking about it. Brock hasn't evolved at all since his return. The only somewhat evolution is Suplex City but that was started by the fans right?
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08-21-2016, 10:07 AM | #7 |
the heartbreak king
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nah he said it in a match
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08-21-2016, 10:51 AM | #8 |
Spammy Certified
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They should give Brock the "Moppy" gimmick to humble him.
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08-21-2016, 11:46 AM | #9 |
Re-Branded
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This rant was worth it for the Stevie Richards shout out.
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08-21-2016, 11:49 AM | #10 |
New Arcade God
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I love to see brock just go away. He can't cut a promo, and his matches have been on repeat for three years. The only thing he did that was great was kill the anounce team that night on Raw #goawaybrock
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08-21-2016, 12:02 PM | #11 |
Let me talk to ya
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I like Brock but I was disappointed in the Lesnar/Ambrose WM match. Thought it would be a lot more brutal than it was. I'm still looking forward to him and Orton though.
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08-21-2016, 01:35 PM | #12 |
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The only bad match he's had since his return is the WM match with Ambrose, and I hope that was a 1 time turd since he was focused on UFC. With him getting popped, he's done with UFC I imagine. If he has a stinker with Orton, then I feel like he has completely shut it down into DILLIGAF mode. Inexcusable to fuck over Dean Ambrose at Mania though.
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08-21-2016, 07:08 PM | #13 |
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I would love to see Heath Slater get a "lucky shot" in on Brock one week and knock him out.
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08-21-2016, 09:32 PM | #14 |
I am the cheese
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Meh. He adds credibility to everything he touches. His passion or lack there of has value only in the minds of a select few fans. Everyone else sees a hulking monster and buys onto the hype train. His love fpr the business means little. most humans dont love thier jobs, doesnt make them bad at em.
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08-21-2016, 11:40 PM | #16 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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So after what happened.. I am on board.
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08-22-2016, 01:12 AM | #17 |
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How long is his contract? You'd think he has alot less leverage now that he can't fight in the ufc
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08-22-2016, 01:12 AM | #18 |
In His hands...
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Yea, wtf was with tonight?
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08-22-2016, 06:31 AM | #19 |
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I'm going to guess he legit busted Orton open. Maybe even concussed him.
Wonder if he did it on purpose. That rope ddt dropped him on the top of his head. Given the shooting star incident, I wonder if that didn't just send Lesnar into the red. Decided to just knock him the fuck out instead of finish the match. Or that was all the planned finish and WWE is ass. |
08-22-2016, 07:28 AM | #20 |
In His hands...
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He definitely did legit bust him open. I don't see WWE writing an ending that potentially puts a returning superstar back on the shelf, especially with a possible concussion.
Re-watched the elbow and he fucking sticks him with it hard, didn't seem "expected". Feel like Lesnar, regardless of who he is, should still have an obligation to keep the other talent "safe". |
08-22-2016, 02:21 PM | #21 |
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Lesnars matches have become really boring, you look at what he was doing in his original run and compare it to now it does come off as laziness. Scott Steiner with triple h done a bunch of suplexes and got booed out of the building, Lesnar does it now and people are in the crowd with mops to wipe up all the jizz erupting from the fanboys.
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08-22-2016, 08:11 PM | #22 | |
I have standards.
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WWE definitely planned Brock making Orton bleed, because:
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