08-23-2015, 06:18 PM | #1 |
The Champ is Here!
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*** Totes OFFICIAL Summerslam Thread - 8/23/15 ***
Too big for Wrestlemania!
Match 1: Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker Match 2: Randy Orton vs. Sheamus Match 3: U.S. Champion John Cena vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins Match 4: Intercontinental Champion Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz (Triple Threat Match) Match 5: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper vs. Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns Match 6: WWE Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players vs. Los Matadores vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. The New Day Match 7: Stephen Amell & Neville vs. Stardust & King Barrett Match 8: Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro Match 9: Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB Match 10: Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev |
08-23-2015, 06:19 PM | #2 |
wekasauce
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thank god, the other one wasn't OFFICIAL enough
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08-23-2015, 06:19 PM | #3 |
wekasauce
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need to get my stream working, somehow still don't have a Network sub
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08-23-2015, 06:20 PM | #4 |
shisen sucks all the cock
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Yous a broke motherfucker
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08-23-2015, 06:21 PM | #5 |
wekasauce
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nothing to do with cost
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08-23-2015, 06:23 PM | #6 |
shisen sucks all the cock
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Yous a backwoods country no satelite access motherfucka
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08-23-2015, 06:24 PM | #7 |
wekasauce
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how dare you get personal
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08-23-2015, 06:25 PM | #8 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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5:45
Cooking some eggplant and trying to fix my fire alarm. It has been beeping for two days and I’ve just got around to buying a battery for it. Also, I am setting up a VGA connection on my old shitty laptop so that I can watch all five hours of SummerSlam on my TV. 6:00 The pre-show is starting. The theme this year is “Brooklyn,” since the show will take place in Brooklyn. They show some people in Yankees hats, and then the Barclays center. This hot ass girl hosting the panel starts talking and she says they will be “breaking down all of the action that is the four hour extravaganza that is SummerSlam.” The first guy she introduces is some guy with all these tattoos, I don’t know who he is, but he says: “It is finally time for the biggest party of the summer, and guess what, you’re invited,” and then he tells us to use a bunch of different social media platforms and hashtags and mentions something called the Social Media Lounge. Then she introduces another host Byron Saxton, oh my God this guy is so fucking boring, he has been a commentator on Raw, the show they do every Monday, and he just says the most cliche, unnecessary filler, and practically fades into the background. Then the girl introduces the last guy on the panel, former wrestler Booker T, and says he is “a man who requires no introduction,” and then goes on to introduce him further by mentioning that he is a host of Tough Enough. 6:15 They go to a commercial, I didn’t know they do that. The girl keeps saying that the WWE is “invading Brooklyn.” She then says Brooklyn is “the baddest borough in Brooklyn.” They show a backstage segment between Jon Stewart from the Daily Show and John Cena who is like the poster boy of the WWE. Jon Cena is going to be the “host” of Summer Slam, I don’t know what that means. I guess he will “cut promos” between matches or whatever. I took the eggplant out of the oven and it isn’t really cooked that much so I will put it back in. Hoping it comes out okay so I have something to do (eat it) whilst watching Summer Slam pre-show. 6:30 I realized it is my grandmother’s birthday so I called her. I missed some of what the people were talking about, but at one point, Booker T says the phrase “what have you done for me lately” when talking about some guy. Took the eggplant out and it’s pretty much burnt, so it isn’t that good. Actually it is good. They show a marine raising a WWE flag. |
08-23-2015, 06:27 PM | #9 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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Does Byron Saxton talk during SummerSlam or only on the pregame show
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08-23-2015, 06:28 PM | #10 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.
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08-23-2015, 06:29 PM | #11 |
Baird
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If they're using the same lighting rig on the ramp as Takeover, it's maybe slightly different. Nothing special though.
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08-23-2015, 06:30 PM | #12 |
New Arcade God
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Kevin a drink stealer
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08-23-2015, 06:31 PM | #13 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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08-23-2015, 06:32 PM | #14 |
wekasauce
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08-23-2015, 06:33 PM | #15 |
New Arcade God
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Bellas got enough make up on in this Draft King ad
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08-23-2015, 06:34 PM | #16 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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Is Triple A at summer slam? Is smelly Meatall?
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08-23-2015, 06:36 PM | #17 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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08-23-2015, 06:37 PM | #18 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Sup dawgs. GHOST IN THE HOUSE.
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08-23-2015, 06:38 PM | #19 |
Baird
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Wish I didn't have work in the morning. Miss being able to stay up for PPVs.
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08-23-2015, 06:39 PM | #20 |
The black Corey Graves
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Reigns turns tonight.
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08-23-2015, 06:39 PM | #21 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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08-23-2015, 06:39 PM | #22 |
wekasauce
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whenever I go to reactivate my Network account there's a bunch oh bullshit about my cable provider
it's 2015, I don't have cable because I'm not a fucking retard oh well, illegal stream it is sorry you don't want my money WWE |
08-23-2015, 06:40 PM | #23 |
wekasauce
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Sheamus looks so fucking wonky
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08-23-2015, 06:41 PM | #24 |
wekasauce
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jesus christ @ neck tattoo guy
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08-23-2015, 06:43 PM | #25 |
Baird
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08-23-2015, 06:43 PM | #26 |
wekasauce
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wow Ronda Rousey smoke blowing
zzz |
08-23-2015, 06:44 PM | #27 |
wekasauce
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lol @ Steph taking all credit for everything
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08-23-2015, 06:45 PM | #28 |
Baird
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Well she did kickstart the Diva's Revolution. Her and no-one else.
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08-23-2015, 06:45 PM | #29 |
wekasauce
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terminator commercial is fucking awesome
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08-23-2015, 06:46 PM | #30 |
wekasauce
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Demi Lovato is still a thing?
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08-23-2015, 06:46 PM | #31 |
wekasauce
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jesus christ this forum is dead
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08-23-2015, 06:47 PM | #32 |
Baird
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It tends to get a bit busier after the kickoff. But the glory days are long gone.
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08-23-2015, 06:47 PM | #33 |
wekasauce
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Neville's ears suck
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08-23-2015, 06:48 PM | #34 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I've seen that Terminator commercial like 20 times. Love it
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08-23-2015, 06:48 PM | #35 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Neville is such a weird-looking dude
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08-23-2015, 06:49 PM | #36 |
Baird
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Needs to have his ears pinned back.
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08-23-2015, 06:50 PM | #37 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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6:45
They were talking about this one guy and he came out and got mad at them for picking against him, and then he took Byron Saxton’s Mountain Dew Kick Start drink. I tried for 15 minutes to fix the stupid fire alarm, I can’t do it. I took out the battery two days ago but it still beeps, and there is some part I have to take off before I can put the battery in, but I cannot do it. So the thing goes off every 30 seconds. Mad annoying. Also the stream I set up on the tv is mad choppy, what’s up with that. I switch to Internet Explorer and it works better. It is cool to “hate on” Internet Explorer like it is to hate on Nickelback and Comic Sans MS font, but it is better right now, so screw you all. They show Stephanie McMahon talking about the “divas,” I think she is there to be the feminist for the WWE, she talks about “divas revolution” and “empowering women” and says some stuff about some women graduated from the naval academy or something, WTF is she talking about. |
08-23-2015, 06:50 PM | #38 |
Baird
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"Only on the WWE Network".
No it's not. |
08-23-2015, 06:50 PM | #39 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Have never watched Arrow. Is it good?
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08-23-2015, 06:51 PM | #40 |
The Champ is Here!
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I really hope this Neville/Amell vs. Stardust/Barrett match doesn't suck.
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