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02-04-2017, 12:23 PM | #1 |
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Stole from Reddit: The WWE should just pretend Roman Reigns is Stone Cold Steve Austin
i don't even mean metaphorically like book him the same way or anything. have him shave his head bald, put on some black underpants, give him stone cold's theme music and send him out there. they can have a soundboard with stone cold promos in the back and he can lip sync to them. don't even acknowledge he used to be roman reigns or that the real stone cold exists. he'll get over like the dark side of the moon
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02-04-2017, 12:35 PM | #2 |
MVP Mark
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Would so be down for that.
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02-04-2017, 12:36 PM | #3 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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That would be hilarious
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02-04-2017, 12:42 PM | #4 |
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This gem was also posted, proposing a Kofi Kingston vs Taker feud.
i think Michelle mccool should come back and say that shes having the undertackers baby and then kofi gets mad because they used to date (not the undertaker lol!!!) and then a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT???? after the funeral there all eating and michelle is like this is so good! and kofi says ya i cooked it and she says what is it and he says YOUR BABY and then the undertaker says OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! and then kofi beats him at wm! i think this would be good cuz it shows kofi is badass and hes the future of the company." |
02-04-2017, 12:42 PM | #5 |
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I am done with the interenet today.
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02-04-2017, 01:12 PM | #6 |
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Lol that Kofi vs Taker Fantasy Booking is so amazing
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02-04-2017, 01:16 PM | #7 |
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02-04-2017, 01:58 PM | #8 |
boop/bop/beep
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The Roman idea would be possibly MORE successful than Steve Austin himself.
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02-04-2017, 02:21 PM | #9 | ||
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That Roman Reigns idea is awesome. It would be a clever yet hilarious way of the WWE passively aggressively retaliating against their heelish "smart crowd" fans. |
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02-04-2017, 02:22 PM | #10 | |
Fire up Chips!
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02-04-2017, 02:25 PM | #11 |
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I'm still on board for Jim Ross falling in love with Braun Strowman's cock.
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02-04-2017, 02:27 PM | #12 |
Fire up Chips!
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I want to see Jerry Lawler join the NEW DAY and call himself Jerry THE KANG Lawler. That's the "urban" way to say King.
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02-04-2017, 02:34 PM | #13 |
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He should have a brother Ottoman Reigns.
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02-04-2017, 02:36 PM | #14 |
Cranky Kong
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Now that's all I want to see.
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02-05-2017, 12:14 AM | #15 |
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I've always wanted the WWE to try and push a guy as an old wrestling star. When Shelton Benjamin got hurt, I was all for them bringing back Charlie Haas as Shelton Benjamin.
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02-05-2017, 11:23 AM | #16 |
The black Corey Graves
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i love u guys
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02-05-2017, 11:49 AM | #17 |
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What they should do is bring back somebody to play Deisel and Razor Ramon, that'd put butts in seats!
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02-05-2017, 12:02 PM | #18 |
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"OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM"
I died lol. Greatest line. |
02-05-2017, 10:13 PM | #19 |
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What if Sami Zayn became Triple H's daughters' favorite wrestler? Like they all got Sami Zayn posters and put them up on their walls, and Triple H was like "Ok Sami, come to my house." And Zayn is all awkward and says "But we don't like each other" and Triple H says "I will put that all aside for my daughters."
Sami goes to the house, and people call him a sellout. Everybody thinks he is on the take, like a crooked cop or politician. Kevin Owens calls him a "baby kisser." But he loves the kids so he keeps going and making their day. They even start calling him "Uncle Sami." One day, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are at Triple H's house for a barbecue. Triple H jokes that Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens should wrestle for the Universal Title in the ring he has set up on the backyard. They have the match and Zayn actually wins the Universal Title in the backyard. Everybody is happy except Kevin Owens, who breaks one of Triple H's daughter's ponies on the way out in a huff. She cries. Triple H comes out on RAW and demands Kevin Owens apologise to his daughter. Kevin Owens comes out and throws money at Triple H and says "This is all the money I made because I was champion for so long. If you don't give me the belt back, I am going to sue you." Triple H is furious, and asks Sami to give it back, but Sami beats up Kevin Owens because he is protective of Triple H's daughters now. He says when he fights Owens for the title at the next PPV, he will compete as "Uncle Sami." Everyone is still cheering Zayn, but the good guys are concerned that Zayn is becoming a Triple H puppet. "Triple H might be a tough boss, but he's a great dad" is what Sami says to everybody. Anyway, Zayn wins the Universal Championship, but Triple H's daughters say that "Daddy, Uncle Sami really should be champion of the universe!" and so Triple H says that Uncle Sami can now float between RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Main Event, Total Divas and Legends House 2 as Universal Champion. It all gets too much for Sami, and when he loses the belt for being overworked, Triple H's daughters get sad so Triple H beats up Sami Zayn for making his daughters sad. |
02-06-2017, 07:34 AM | #20 |
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Reminds me of when they did something similar with Haas on RAW week after week to what was suggested be done with Reigns, except Haas had as revolving door of gimmicks he'd do. One week he'd be "Stone Cold Steve Haastin" and the next he'd be "Haas Hogan".
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02-06-2017, 07:46 AM | #21 |
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Other gimmicks Haas "borrowed" included "John Chena", " The Great Charli", "M.V.C.", " C.H.L. -- Charles Haas Layfield", "Bret 'The Hitman' Haas", "The 'GlamaHaas" and "Charlito".
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02-07-2017, 06:06 PM | #22 |
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"Bret 'The Hitman' Haas" ... that is funny
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