06-14-2012, 04:03 PM | #1001 |
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I thought Ronic was copying and pasting from some ridiculous parody or something, but I googled it and all that came up was the exact same post as a comment on a blog from The Score by user Raging Ronic.
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06-15-2012, 12:52 AM | #1002 | |
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The origins of the 'Ronic' name come from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. My name IRL is Ron, so, ergo, you knock the 'S' off of the word Sonic, replace it with an R, and you get Ronic. The 'on' in both my name and Sonic's name are letters that both words have in common. I know a lot of you here are bored, but do try to keep up. I do not hold back, I do not bullshit, and I don't support pro-U.S. spin on anything. I am a Canadian, by birth and citizenry, and I would like Canada to be the leader in economy, sport, and social trends for a few years. And, frankly, I'd find it fun if I became the NHL Commissioner. I'd put an equal number of Canadian home teams in each division, and not heavily rely on what NBC thinks when it comes to scheduling the Cup Finals....72 hours between the last Conference Finals game and the first game of the Cup Finals would do. And no, I don't support the thought or idea of anyone who does not have a Canadian birth certificate running the NHL...not anymore. All Gary has EVER done is force hockey down the throat of A] FOX Sports, B] ESPN-ABC, and C] NBC Sports. The U.S. TV networks are ONLY interested in NHL business when it comes to the money side of hockey, governed not by the Canadian dollar. It stems from Gary's inability to admit that he is incompetent, and only interested in using Canadian-born players to prop up the falsified image that hockey matters in the U.S. No one really gives a shit about hockey in the U.S., and only show up on NHL TV broadcasts in the U.S. to promote their social networking initatives and their own pet projects. And if you can't see the scam here, then you are horribly naive to the manipulative behaviour that goes on all around the National Hockey League....just politicians sucking the dick of the almighty U.S. Dollar and the dick of that wetback faggot, Gary Buttman. >8-( |
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06-15-2012, 12:56 AM | #1003 |
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Everything in the world is about money you dick. I'm really not following you that closely but what do you want to happen, move every NHL team to Canada? That's a great idea, you'll lose a huge growing audience.
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06-15-2012, 03:00 AM | #1004 |
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do Canadians call Americans wetbacks because they are south of them? Is that some sort of weird geographical term?
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06-15-2012, 03:04 AM | #1005 |
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Ronic, would you suck the cock of the almighty American dollar in order to get every NHL team to move to Canada?
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06-16-2012, 02:59 AM | #1006 |
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Skippord, get over yourself, you stupid pro-U.S. sports mark...this is how I'd do it...
A] If I won the leadership of the NHL out of Buttman's hands by, say, playing for the Canadiens(as an example franchise) and being on THE Canadian home franchise to end The Drought, I, upon becoming Commissioner on the day NHL free agency opened, would order that the NHL Board of Governors dissolve operations immediately. B] Replace the corrupt BOG with a committee consisting of former players, active broadcasters, and team boosters from the Canadian home franchises. C] End ALL revenue sharing with the teams in the Southern U.S. that would be deliquent to the reformed financial interests of the league as a whole. D] Strip ALL NHL teams of any territorial veto that they may have to force fans in some larger Canadian non-NHL cities to cheer teams between 1-1/2 and 2 hours drive away. E] Award the cities of Hamilton, Ontario, Quebec City, Quebec, London, Ontario, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, AND Halifax, Nova Scotia expansion or relocated franchises at financial costs relative to their regions in Canada, forgiving some costs for smaller centres. F] Hold a combined Entry AND ReDistribution Draft that would mandate all 12 Canadian home franchises selected no fewer than 7 pro and 5 rookie players from Canada, and that the 20 U.S. home franchises would select no fewer than 7 pro and 5 rookie players from the U.S., with remaining draft and redistribution picks be split between the U.S. and European countries. G] Mandate that each Canadian franchise is permitted to have at least 1 high-level elite player on each team. H] File a request with the federal government in Canada to have taxes that athletes pay here cut down to 6%, as to open up the Canadian market better to allow high-end pro athletic talent to ply their trade in Canada too. I] Realign the NHL to 2 conferences with 16 teams each, with 4 4-team divisions in each, with the conferences renamed to Campbell and Wales, and the divisions named for both the original names(Adams, Patrick, Norris, and Smythe) and some contemporary NHL luminaries. J] Eliminate all East V. West conference play during the regular season, only crossing the conferences over in the Cup Finals, and return playoff qualification to being decided by divisional records. Top 2 teams in each division make it to the Spring Stampede to the title, with all 3rd and 4th place teams going to the Draft Lottery. K] Make a 78-game regular season where the All-Star Break would not happen until each team played it's 39th game by January 10, thereby condensing the season to a more reasonable length. L] All playoff rounds would be 72 hours apart from the end of the previous round, with the exception of the Stanley Cup Finals, where they would start 96 hours after the end of the last Conference Finals game. M] Increase fan attractions in all NHL buildings to have an All-Star Weekend-like atmosphere, year round. N] Mandate cheerleaders in the NHL for all teams. End the stodginess of in-game entertainment. And finally, O] Make sure the U.S. NHL home franchises thank Canada for the sport of hockey on TV, and make sure that the U.S. home franchises and media partners for the U.S. TV and radio networks cannot manipulate any info or intel they may hear somewhere. All of the above would PERMANENTLY END the masturbation of the egos of the U.S. NHL home clubs. Which, to me, is repugnant. |
06-16-2012, 03:01 AM | #1007 |
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06-16-2012, 03:13 AM | #1008 |
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06-16-2012, 03:21 AM | #1009 |
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I like this guy
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06-16-2012, 03:22 AM | #1010 |
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06-16-2012, 03:25 AM | #1011 |
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Guy needs a tinfoil hat.
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06-16-2012, 03:26 AM | #1012 |
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I was thinking a Chara slapshot to the balls to prevent procreation as well.
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06-16-2012, 03:41 AM | #1013 |
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06-16-2012, 11:14 AM | #1014 |
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Ronic,
welcome, but shhhh a little. Thre are some knowlegable guys that post in here. No need to come in and stirrrrrr the waters and make people think you're a foolish blow-hard. Just post 'normal' |
06-17-2012, 09:12 PM | #1015 | |
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I can assure you that I do not lie. Although now I feel fucking creeped out for bringing it up for some reason. You are scary. |
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06-18-2012, 12:52 PM | #1016 |
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Spilchuk, PM me the name, and I'll keep it a secret. I don't want to go through Wikipedia's list of Thunder Bay NHLers until I get it right.
She's from the Staal family? |
06-18-2012, 02:06 PM | #1017 |
quesque fuck?
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I sent you one Guy.
I wouldn't care if it wasnt for fuckin Dahmer. |
06-18-2012, 06:57 PM | #1018 | |
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I actually was starting to like you, and still sort of do I guess, but the way you talk shit about Canuck fans and paint all Canuck fans with one brush is fucking stupid. Fans like you are bad for our sport......or any sport for that matter. Smelly Meatball is slightly annoying, but he's atleast what I consider a respectable Boston Bruins fan. You on the other hand, are a homosexual that also happens to be gay. |
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06-19-2012, 09:26 AM | #1019 |
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Spilchuk says the same thing about Habs fans. I say the same thing about Bruins fans. It's friendly banter and insults.
Because fuck the Bruins, really. |
06-19-2012, 09:40 AM | #1020 |
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Don't get an allergy from all the dust or mold in the basement.
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06-19-2012, 09:53 AM | #1021 |
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I developed an immunity by the end of the year. You get used to those things.
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06-19-2012, 09:53 AM | #1022 | |
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Phoenix needs to move TODAY. Put them in any of those cities. Or somewhere in Ontario. It will work. Phoenix is never going to work. Florida needs to go. And the Islanders. Which sucks because they are a historic franchise. |
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06-19-2012, 09:55 AM | #1023 |
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They did the right thing with Atlanta, but it took them until the last minute to admit that they had failed. Think they'll try a third time in the future?
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06-19-2012, 10:54 AM | #1024 | |||
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Keep thinking of Leafs fans everytime I watch "The People Under The Stairs" Honestly wonder if Gertie will have Leafs players as pall bearers. You know, so they can let him down one last time. Quote:
I don't mind Carolina so much, like quite a few of their players. Tampa though, why the fuck does Florida get two teams and Quebec and Ontario only get one each? Phoenix was the stupidest idea the NHL ever had, the country is huge and what possessed them to have an ice hockey team in the desert is way beyond me. Islanders I think would be much better if they could get quality goaltending on a regular basis and once the Yashin deal expires (next year) Hopefully, I would love 8 teams in Canada. |
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06-19-2012, 03:27 PM | #1025 | |
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Makes a lot more sense to drop or move the Islanders and Phoenix considering both keep swapping each other every year for worst supported team and Phoenix was dead last this year even though they made the playoffs. |
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06-20-2012, 10:07 AM | #1026 |
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Islanders need a new rink in a new location. They have a decent fan base and an up and coming team. They can work given the right venue.
3 years go Nashville was sold to Basille.... remember. But the NHL stepped in and put a halt to tht. Nashville is only finally starting to work. I hope they do continue to work out, but time will tell. Ontario does have two teams |
06-20-2012, 12:21 PM | #1027 |
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Wasted an hour of my life watching Pierre McGuire and Craig Button make nonsensical draft picks in a Mock Draft.
Good to see Pierre's blatant hate of foreign players hasn't changed. Grigorenko falling to 17th? |
06-21-2012, 09:00 AM | #1028 |
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WHAM! BAM ! DOUBLE DION! I love Pierre.....
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06-21-2012, 12:24 PM | #1029 |
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Wanted to see Quickie get the Vezina, but I guess he's got the Cup and the Conn Smyth, so...
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06-21-2012, 07:56 PM | #1030 |
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Jordan Staal's wedding tomorrow here. Crosby and all the boys in town, pretty funny.
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06-22-2012, 05:32 PM | #1031 |
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Somehow the Kings lost the championship puck with nobody knowing where it is and apparently it got lost around the time of the celebratory team handshake. The Devils are currently denying they have the puck although its assumed Patrik Elias actually has the puck.
Tim Thomas waves his no trade clause which could allow the Bruins to trade him for a draft pick or more since he wants to take a year off and gives the team a way to potentially avoid having Thomas's guaranteed salary eat up cap space for next season. |
06-22-2012, 11:48 PM | #1032 |
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Damn @ Staal being traded to the Hurricanes
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06-22-2012, 11:52 PM | #1033 |
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Crazy moves by Pens tonight and sounds like Shero's not done. All the Cap room makes them players for Free Agency. Lord here we go.
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06-23-2012, 08:32 PM | #1034 |
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Islanders trade for Lubomir Visnovsky...and then he immediately announces that he's mulling staying in Slovakia or going to the KHL.
This could only happen to the Isles. |
06-23-2012, 09:36 PM | #1035 |
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Literally nothing has gone right for them in this millennium besides Tavares, Moulson and Nielson.
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06-26-2012, 07:29 PM | #1036 |
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So I read that The Islanders floated the idea of swapping their #4 pick and all their picks this year with Columbus for their #2 pick. Islanders said no according to the story.
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06-26-2012, 09:37 PM | #1037 |
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Amazing Hall of Fame class this year. Sakic, Sundin, Oates, and Bure.
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06-27-2012, 12:02 AM | #1038 |
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Super Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also one hell of a day for Adam Oates |
06-28-2012, 03:28 AM | #1039 | |
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And you need to spell correctly here. |
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06-28-2012, 04:41 AM | #1040 |
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how do you feel about those dastardly NHL bastards giving the Oilers the first pick in the draft three years in a row where it should be going to hard working AMERICAN teams like the Columbus Blue Jackets?
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