12-20-2016, 11:24 AM | #1 |
King of Love and Piss
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I applied for a job with WWE and i have not heard back from them
I mean, i've given them so much stuff on this board. I've basically made the womens division legit. I recommended Orton join the Wyatt family. I basically booked Roadblock. I came up with the idea of upping the ante on Womens matches starting with a HITC match between Sasha and Charlotte.
I have legit ideas. Like bringing back the Survivor Series Grand Finale match between all the Survivors like in 1990. Possibly even giving it a title shot stipulation. Turning The New Day full heels by bringing back the Nation of Domination gimmick and having Titus O'neil ( because what's he busy with? ) and Mark Henry join with Ron Simmons managing the group. Make Dolph Ziggler heel again and ban him from using all of HBK's mannerisms. Make him come up with his own. Give the women's division there own hour long show on Thursday night on WWE Network. If 205 live can get it's own show, how the hell can the women not get 1 hour from the network? No one will miss a rerun of Storytelling featuring JBL shitting on black people. Plus you can exclude them from the brand split. Make one of the titles a womans intercontinetal title and create more matches, more exposure, better storylines and /gasp maybe even a Womens PPV. I would watch. I mean, i dont know how long i'll be available WWE. Someone is going to snatch me up. I cant keep doing this shit for free. It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
12-20-2016, 11:36 AM | #2 |
Make the IWC Great Again
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Best of luck, it's a great company.
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12-20-2016, 11:37 AM | #3 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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JCW could use you.
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12-20-2016, 02:26 PM | #4 |
President of Freedonia
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I went to WWE HQ my senior year of college for an internship interview. They have the weirdest parking garage ever. Had to contain my inner markout when they were walking me through the building and showing me around. John Gaburick was hanging out in the gym.
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12-20-2016, 02:27 PM | #5 |
President of Freedonia
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Kept me waiting ages though. First guy talked to me, then it was 20 minutes before the next person walked in. Then 20 minutes before the third person came in. Then like 10 minutes before the first dude came back to walk me out. Every one of them was like "sorry, got pulled into a meeting out of nowhere. That happens a lot here."
Seemed pretty disorganized. Glad I got to see the place, though. |
12-20-2016, 03:10 PM | #6 |
King of Love and Piss
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Did you tell them about your ideas on how to make wrestling great again?
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12-20-2016, 03:14 PM | #7 |
King of Love and Piss
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I have an idea for a new match type. It's called The Cycle.
You have to pin your opponent, make your opponent submit, make your opponent bleed and then make your opponent quit, to win the match. |
12-20-2016, 03:21 PM | #8 |
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Not hearing back from WWE is a sign of things to come. Trust me, I should know.
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12-20-2016, 03:23 PM | #9 |
King of Love and Piss
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Here's another idea. A 5th major PPV event. Bring back Battlebowl, but rename it something else and instead. Instead of 8 randomly drawn tag teams, it would be 4. The 2 surviving teams would not compete in a Battle Royal at the end. They would compete in a 4 man tournament. Each name gets put back into cage and is redrawn to see who faces who and the winners of those single matches, meet in the Main Event.
*Booooom * * mind blown * I know In theory anyone could get drawn. It could be 4 Smackdown and 4 Raw guys. It can be 2 Smackdown and 6 Raw. It could be 6 Raw and 1 Smackdown and a NXT guy! A Smackdown member can be teamed with a Raw member. |
12-20-2016, 03:32 PM | #10 |
King of Love and Piss
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I have so many incredible ideas.
You want to put a new spin on the cage match? A SPINNING CAGE! |
12-20-2016, 03:37 PM | #11 |
King of Love and Piss
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Here's another one. Give the fans the option to be involved more. Instead of Braun Stroman running into a fake barricade, have 4 or 5 fans sign release forms and they can have Braun run into them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-20-2016, 03:42 PM | #12 |
King of Love and Piss
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Wanna make Money In The Bank matches more entertaining? Hang 5 to 10 briefcases. Make them have to get it and then open it. The one that has the title shot in it will have a brick of money. The other briefcases with have a sign that pops out that says like " haha nope! "
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12-20-2016, 03:44 PM | #13 | |
Make the IWC Great Again
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12-20-2016, 03:45 PM | #14 |
Make the IWC Great Again
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RP - don't call us, we'll call you.
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12-20-2016, 03:50 PM | #15 |
King of Love and Piss
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I have a new gimmick for Sami Zayn. Get a tan.
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12-20-2016, 04:46 PM | #16 |
Rigged from the start
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They tried more fan interaction with the WWE app about 1 1/2 to 2 years ago, where you'd log in to the app and vote for things on RAW like match stops. It's how Kane and DB were named Team Hell No.
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12-20-2016, 05:17 PM | #17 |
King of Love and Piss
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Ya but wouldnt you sign a release to get pulled over the barricade and RKO'ed by Randy Orton?
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12-20-2016, 06:22 PM | #18 |
Loque Ja
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I applied too, a cuppa times..... never heard anything......
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12-21-2016, 01:45 PM | #19 |
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I'd take some finishes. I'll eat a stunner every day of the week.
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12-21-2016, 11:31 PM | #20 |
King of Love and Piss
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I would totally take a Bayley to Belly
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