08-09-2004, 09:21 PM | #1 |
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Worst lyric you can think of
You can here my poop a block away
bitch be yellin let me ride like they snoop or Dr. dre ~Fabolous |
08-10-2004, 12:48 PM | #2 |
You know that’s right
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what the fuck
he says coupe not poop you retard |
08-10-2004, 12:49 PM | #3 |
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ahahaha
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08-10-2004, 12:58 PM | #4 |
Tedious Inevitability
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"Oh my my gosh you're fit and don't you know it"
The Streets. Havn't got a fucking clue what the song is called. |
08-10-2004, 01:15 PM | #5 | |
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And it is a great song, along with most of the album |
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08-10-2004, 01:16 PM | #6 |
You know that’s right
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that song is so god awful but its incredibly catchy
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08-10-2004, 01:23 PM | #7 |
Just Some Guy
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Dry your eyes
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08-10-2004, 02:47 PM | #8 |
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"I can flow like pee comin' out your know what, or some dookie diahhrea comin out yo butt."
- Shaquille O'Neal |
08-10-2004, 04:04 PM | #9 |
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LOL@Shaq
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08-10-2004, 04:31 PM | #10 | |
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08-10-2004, 04:48 PM | #11 |
That Entenbrot, The Mask
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RHCP have some pretty terrible lyrics
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08-10-2004, 05:23 PM | #12 |
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I think Des'ree "Life" takes the cake as far as shit lyrics go....
"I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news" "Name the place, I'll be there Bungee jumping, I don't care" |
08-10-2004, 07:19 PM | #13 |
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I can go on all day with Shaq, but the dookie diahhrea line reigns supreme.
"I dribble around like basketballums, people call me ET. What's that Shaq Man? Extra Tallums." "Ali Ali Ali Baba, go tell your pops and your mama, that Shaq is the man, period, comma." "Knick Knack, Shaq Attack, give a dog a bone." |
08-10-2004, 07:20 PM | #14 |
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"I'm NOT A NICE PERSON!"
DMX |
08-10-2004, 07:21 PM | #15 |
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"Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny."
Or whatever the hell it is. |
08-10-2004, 08:07 PM | #16 |
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FakeRazor, Shaq is the man tho.
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08-10-2004, 08:43 PM | #17 | |
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08-10-2004, 08:58 PM | #18 |
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"Informer, You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down 'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky boom-boom down." - "Informer" by Snow |
08-10-2004, 10:28 PM | #19 |
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Do the shake and vac
And put the freshness back |
08-10-2004, 11:06 PM | #20 |
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Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob - 'Slob On My Knob' by Three 6 Mafia or one of their aliases Its wack as hell mainly because I dont know a single person who slobs on corn on the cob. |
08-11-2004, 06:20 AM | #21 |
...and a Batman symbol
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"Whats Ya Name, Whats Ya Number, I Would Like To Get To Know You"
Whats your number -Cypress Hill the rest of the song is fine, but the chorus is just random |
08-11-2004, 03:43 PM | #22 | |
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~Michael Jackson Ok I know its not that Last edited by Quick1; 08-11-2004 at 04:40 PM. |
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08-16-2004, 02:30 AM | #23 |
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"I'm just kidding like Jason" - Nelly, "Hot In Herre"
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle" - Metallica, "Frantic" (I think) "I'm madly in anger with you" - Metallica, "St. Anger" "I get so much ass you can call me an astronaut" - Dr. Dre, "Let Me Ride" or "Keep Their Heads Ringin'" |
08-16-2004, 02:34 AM | #24 | |
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08-16-2004, 05:10 AM | #25 |
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Lotus and I decided that the Nelly and Dr. Dre lines are the worst lines in the history of rap.
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08-16-2004, 05:58 AM | #26 |
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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come PUSH ME I curse so much just to get on they nerves I got kids "Actin a Fool" from the traps to the burbs My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater And make government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin But no pork on my fork, I don't even SPEAK pig latin I go fishin on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight The numba ONE chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more SHOOK than maracas But my +Trix+ ain't for kids, if you +Dig'um+ you'll get +Smacked+ I'll clock ya - I'll spring forward, you fall back Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is +Crank Yankers+ {*phone rings*} Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas For a hefty fee, I'm +On Your Record+ like Bob Costas I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback mess I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court press (OW!) So momma toast your glass while I'm countin my cash Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass The competition never just wanna admit that they lost And that they last about as long as my part in +The Wash+ From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit'chu One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin I'm in the strip club smokin, with President Clinton So stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me I'll be in another room when I hit from the back Not to mention my refridgerator's taller than Shaq (YUH) So yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yo If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons So wash all ya sins away and stop playin If God's line is busy you might have to two-way him Then catch me in your backyard, playin croquet And when I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?" Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot And people think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!" Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people (OW!) But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home All that shit that y'all talkin, y'all can pop it to them Cause Ludacris'll beat you down with a prosthetic limb I put my FOOT so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellant I'm the man, I got money far as the eyes can see And I'm in a group, I split dough with me, me and me So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry So I'ma trade my earrings in, and get a Ferrari (WOO!) I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump Y'all meet with HONDA, no payments for 12 months Take a look at yo' life, and NO WONDER you so sad Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool! |
08-16-2004, 06:21 AM | #27 |
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That Ludacris song isn't actually half bad for most rappers, despite the commonplace theme. Some of is clever/funny.. never heard it before tho. Better than being literal as hell throughout a song.
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08-16-2004, 10:13 AM | #28 | |
smoke 'em if ya got 'em
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"life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo doo doo doo, life, oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo doo doo doo" x 12 |
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08-16-2004, 12:03 PM | #29 |
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He was a Sk8er Boy
She said see you later boy |
08-16-2004, 12:55 PM | #30 | |
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08-17-2004, 02:27 AM | #31 | |
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Outta context that looks terrible but when you put it in with the rest of the song it isnt that bad |
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08-17-2004, 02:28 AM | #32 |
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I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
Chinese food makes me sick - LFO Worst lyrics of all tiem |
08-17-2004, 02:28 AM | #33 |
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Outta context that looks terrible but when you put it in with the rest of the song it isnt that bad
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08-17-2004, 02:30 AM | #34 | |
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thats actually one of my favorite songs |
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08-17-2004, 02:30 AM | #35 |
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Miz is the only one who can do that type of shit and be funny with it
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08-17-2004, 02:32 AM | #36 |
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I stick my fingers into my eyeees.
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08-17-2004, 02:33 AM | #37 | |
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08-17-2004, 02:49 AM | #38 |
Chill out, dickwad.
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I'm walking the streets and i hear what you say
Advicing me tilling me how to play I know your name it's called Mr.Mean One thing i've learned you don't know beans This is exactly how they were written. |
08-17-2004, 03:14 AM | #39 | |
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08-17-2004, 07:38 PM | #40 | |
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Fu>cking idiot... |
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