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Old 12-22-2011, 06:07 PM   #1
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If Duke Nukem was a real person...
How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

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Old 12-22-2011, 06:18 PM   #2
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Eh why would I watch movies/play games with him when I can use him to get the ladies?
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Old 12-22-2011, 06:56 PM   #3
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He'd probably be an asshole.
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Old 12-22-2011, 07:01 PM   #4
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Old 12-22-2011, 07:08 PM   #5
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Then break out of prison and get thrown back in for escaping prison and killing people.
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:32 AM   #6
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He would probably be in prison for rape.
why? hes the kind of guy women actually WANT
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:17 AM   #7
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No chance would I hang out with him...
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:31 AM   #8
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No chance would I hang out with him...
cool, why not? I mean thats a guy who looks like duke nukem but I dunno if he thinks like Duke Nukem. I didnt mean hang out with a guy who looks like Duke Nukem, I meant hang out with Duke Nukem himself, a guy who thinks like Duke Nukem.
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:02 PM   #9
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Duke loses 90% of his awesome factor if he's no longer able to carry 9 tons of guns and punch aliens to death.
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:23 PM   #10
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How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

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He's not Duke Nukem, then.
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:15 PM   #11
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:35 PM   #12
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He'd probably be a pretty big tool, honestly. Probably show up on Jersey Shore at least once.
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