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Old 02-09-2005, 07:37 PM   #1
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Old 02-09-2005, 07:43 PM   #2
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*Fans pop huge*



ilt: Hey Cock...

Cock: Sup...



ilt: I know we haven't had a real chance to talk to eachother, since I was so busy floozing around with Superslim, Joey and even Zack. But the one man that I really had my eye on.....was you

Cock: k...

ilt: I mean c'mon! You are THE COCK! The most electrifying man in caption-entertainment! You held the TNA Champonship 3 times, you made that company what it is. And now that you left, TNA is in the shitter. And since you came to NCW, NCW has skyrocketting to super popularity. Conclusion, you are the man.....



Cock: DENIED!!!!!!

*Fans pop for The Cock*



Cock: EASY THERE! You can't just walz your candy ass into The Cock's lockeroom and expect to just plant your silicone lips smack dab on The Cock's cheek!!!!!! ARE YOU HIGH, WOMAN?!?!

*Fans pop and start a Cocky chant*

Cock: The Cock doesn't operate that way. The Cock is a married man. You can't kiss me like that toots! But you can still touch The Cock......if ya know what I mean....





























































































*Fans pop huge*

Cock: You know how we do.....



*The live feed is cut off and we catch Superslim, The Roach (Superslim's best friend) and HHHitler in the hallway*

HHHitler: That must break your heart, Slim. Well, good luck in your match against The Cock at Taboo Jewsday

Slim: I can't believe this. The Cock, the player of all players, the mack of all macks, just played by dear ilt and made her his personal bitch! ROACH!!!! TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SEE THAT?!?!

Roach: You saw it....


*Later on*











*Fans pop huge*






Cock: Yeah, I fucked that slut. I hit it strong and hit it fast. You know how we do. Raddical. Sweet. Now finally, ilt had her chance at touching The Cock. Alright man, I gotta go....



WHAT----THE----FUCK?










































Splaya's brother: Yo Cock, Cock, splay, my bro kept telling me about how he fantasizes about The Cock, man I just had to see it for myself......

Cock: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!

Splaya's brother:

*Splaya's brother leaves*


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Old 02-09-2005, 08:00 PM   #3
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IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE COOK IS COOKIN

Drop like it's Hot by Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell











JG: It's Ze Cock. Ze Cock Ze Cock is back





VC: It's the Return of The Cock.



Thunder: You lost your wings thats good. Welcome back Cock. It's good to see you again, because I've been waiting to kick your ass for a long time. So why don't we Just Caption It!! Brother!



Thunder: This is so cool. Just wait until I tell Sting Fan about this.




The Cock: Brother?

JG: That's how it started the last time. Thunder gets a chance at redemption. Can he get it done this time?











DENIED







Thunder: Not again

JG: Thunder gets buried again by The Cock.




Cock: I love that guy.




VC: What a loser


Voice: I'm coming Thunder.

VC: Who is that?

JG: That is Sting Fan aka Johnny Kragious. He is going to get the Cock back for turning him into a woman, and having sex with him.

VC: Man he lost weight.



Sting fan: I'm not a WOMAN!!! I'm a MAN!!!! I'm going to KILL YOU!!!

VC: Man he is pissed




MVP: 'Hey Zack.'



Zack: Whats up?











MVP: 'DIE MOTHERFUCKA'


*Bang*




*Zack ducks*





Zack: Whops












JG: HOLY SHIT!!!! MVP WANTED TO SHOOT ZACK, BUT ZACK DUCKED AND STING FAN ENDED UP GETTING SHOT!!!! STING FAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT! STING FAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT

VC: HE'S DEAD

JG: STING FAN HAS JUST BEEN KILLED BY MVP!!!!!!




Zack: Hey MVP look behind you.










Old Woman: I'm your biggest MVPEON

MVP: 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm sorry Zack. I don't know what got into me. I heard the voices again. Please get her away!!!'




Zack: Nope




Zack: I Win




The Cock: FINALLY THE COCK!!!! HAS COME BACK!!!!! to C-Fedding.

COCKY! COCKY! COCKY COCKY!



The Cock: Funny thing happened to The Cock in the back. Just as the Cock Fairy was ready to sex up Tinkerbelle The Cock Fairy was transformed back into The Cock. Now I don't why, but The Cock really doesn't care. The Cock just wants to LAYETH THE CAPTION DOWN on somebody's ass!!!! First though I got some things to get off my chest. How in the Blue Hell do you have a big C-Fedding event without The Cock? I am a former TNA World Champ former NCW World Champ, Main Evented Fourm Mania 1,2, and bleepMania 1. What you thought a little cameo in the beginning of the show would satisfy The Cock? Well you'd be wrong!! The Cock isn't a curtain Jerker for no one. Esepcially Ferret and The Natich's son Zack Morris.

ZACK LOVES THE COCK! ZACK LOVES THE COCK!




The Cock: Now everyone knows The Cock is a huge movie star, but don't worry The Cock hasn't forgot about any of you.





Innovator: What about Innovator?






The Cock: Inno WHO?

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL1


The Cock: And look who else is here!!!!




The Cock: It's Nowhere Man!!!





The Cock: Nowhere Man, The Cock was going to have lunch in one of your establishment, but when The Cock went to order... The Man behind the counter fucked up my order. I wanted a diet Coke since the Camera adds 10 pounds! But that fuckin screw up gave The Cock a coke. Whatsupwitdat?

*Crowd pops*

The Cock: Do you want The Cock to look fat for his movies? Don't just sit there looking like a little fagot in his Mommy's make up. Answer The Cock.



Well Cock Actually-----




The Cock: The Cock thinks you should SHUT THE FUCK UP




Nowhere Man:

JG: Nowhere Man did not like that imposter. It's bringing back bad memores.



The Cock: Owned



Outsider: Now Cock why do you always have to bemisrch the name of the place where I work and earn my living at?

The Cock: Hey Outsider!!!




The Cock: GET THE E OUT!



Outsider: Bastard

YOU GOT SERVED!! YOU GOT SERVED!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!



Paul: This shit is boring, Cock.



The Cock: Hey Paul! I just want to let you know that your date is the back wating for you.




Owen Radd: I'm ready Paul.




Paul: Shit not him again.




The Cock: The Cock is dropping it likes it hawt .



Joey Radd: Cocky J, you're outta control,



The Cock: Outta control remix style, Joey Radd.





The Cock: Now Natich I told you before. Stop leaving messages on my voice mail about doing commercials for Viagra. I told you The Cock is an Extenze Man








The Natich: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO You asshole!!








HOW BOUT DAT COCKY JOHNSON!!!!!!!










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Old 02-09-2005, 08:27 PM   #4
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That was (and still is) hella funny back when it was a Sting Fan joke.
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:48 PM   #5
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lol Remy. The finished product is in the NCW thread, if you want to know how it turned out
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JG: It's Dark_Kane.

VC: Why is he hear?





DK: Hey that guy has my mask.

VC: Then if it's not Dark Kane who is it?

JG: I don't know





The Cock: How dare you you interrupt the Cock's catchphrase. And how dare you steal Dark_Kane mask's thats the only thing that guy has. Just look how ugly that he is.



DK: I'm not ugly.



Zack: Cock be careful. He's been behind

EVERYTHING




The Cock: Who is it?




Zack: The man behind that mask is...





















ERIC SHIN







The Cock: You mean the E-Fedder with Pictures guy? What a joke



Eric Shin: Yes it's me, Cock. I cannot believe people you are still around when you are using out-dated WWE references. Not even an 11 year old mentally handicap kid finds you funny. You are a disgrace to The Rock. Hey you guys got two things in common though. You are both failing movie stars.



The Cock: Don't you ever compare The Rock to The Cock ever again.





Eric Shin: I see The Cock doesn't like getting made fun of. How does it feel when the shoe is on the other foot? It could be worse though you could look like me. Try living the past 5 years looking like me. You know why I look like this Cock? It's because you gave me this look. You made me look like this. It's all your fault why I am who I am. You did this to me, and I am making you pay. Turning you into a Fairy was only the beginning. Now I'm going to bury you just like how you buried all those Superstars who were just trying to have fun, but you wouldn't let them. C-Fedders like Paul, Sting Fan may he R.I.P, Avenger, Invisible, The Edge, and the list goes on and on. So Cock now it's your turn to be buried. Cock are you prepared to be buried? Any last words before I publically humiliate you?



The Cock: Are you high? Man you are boring. I ain't reading that.



Eric Shin: I can see your grammar has not improved. I consider you fair game for what I'm about to do to you.

*Eric Shin whoops The Cock ass and throws him over the top rope.*







JG: Die Cock ist würgten!!! Eric Shin nur Bried die Cock!!! Was werden wir tun? Eric Shin nimmt über die C-Fed-forum.Where kam er aus? Warum ist er hier? Kann uns jemand helfen? Wir müssen gespeichert werden. Ich hasse e-Fedding! Mein Gott hat Eric Shin zurückgegeben. Wir sind verschraubt. Bereit, sich gelangweilt sein

VC: I don't want to live in a world where the Cock can be buried.





Disturbed: WE ARE SCREWED



Zack: Why are you doing this, Shin?

Shin: You of all people should know why, Morris. Where were you and Lou when TNA invaded our thread? Where were you? You were busy laughing at all The Cock's immuture jokes. I was fighting for NCW. I was fighting the good fight against an Empire. Everyone was making fun of us, but you never stuck up for us. I did though. I kept fighting and fighting too put us on same plain as TNA. I did everything I possibly could. You know what happened Zack? All those people that were making fun of us. They eventually joined NCW, and NCW took off in the ratings. You know what? No one ever said "Thank's Eric Shin for saving NCW." Nah I didn't get that. I just got to be the punchline in a bad promo joke. You know what I get fed up with everyone in C-Fedding. No one respected me. Just because I didn't use any pictures no one ever read my promos, and I was pretty damn good. I did all this for revenge against you Zack, Against The Cock, and against C-Fedding. I've spent the last 5 years working on my plan to come together and you know what? My plan did come together, Zack.





Ferret: You talk a lot.



Shin: Ferret!! Thanks to your efforts at Sunday Night Jobber my plan was able to go forward. Now the C-Fed Forum belongs to me. You both were my pawns in my master plan. In order for my plan to work I needed to bring back one of the most popular C-fed characters ever. See Zack I thought of you a long time ago. I needed your return to be Glourious. Zack Morris "Rises from the dead" to bring back C-Fedding. It was perfect. So you know what I did? I just got inside MVP's head and worked on the all ready built on his dislike for you. Then I made sure he lost interested in C-Fedding so he would no longer want to book for the C-Feds. I just made sure his mind was focused on other things. So after MVP killed C-Fedding GCW was formed, and I turned MVP into the C-FED Killer. You were right Zack I was the voice in MVP's head. Lord Voldermot showed me how to get in people's head, and he is showed me how to bring back the dead.



Shin: So with my knowledge and powers the only thing I had to do was sit and wait for the proper time for when C-Fedding was no longer popular. That's when I brought you back. I knew you wouldn't be able to stand the fact that your last C-Fedding moment was you being shot, and I knew you couldn't live with that. Since you have such a huge ego I knew you would go on a Search to bring everyone back, and in order to help you bring people back to the Forum... I had to kill a popular C-Fedder to create interest. So I chose your good friend LC,. So I studied everything about his life I knew about his weak shins, and how they would hurt from the wind. Sure he didn't die, but still my plan worked. Then Ferret comes in. I knew Ferret couldn't live with the fact that Zack Morris was going to get all the glory for bringing back C-Fedding. Since Ferret is so competive he was going to do something and he did. Then I left the note on his desk to go to Africa, and then yes Zack I did put the needle in your locker. You needed to be embarassed further for your past mistake of not helping me.



Zack: So wait a mintue. Since you are responsible for everything... You're the reason why Azriel is so cool? Your turned him cool with your powers didn't you? :foc:



Shin: Nah that guy is cool on his own. He's the man.








Shin: The C-Fed forum belongs to me. I'm in charge now.



Zack: What are you going to do now that you are in charge, Eric?

Shin: I'm going to book my own C-Fed of course.


Can you imagine a place where your World Tag Team Champions are






THE SMASHEM BROTHERS

Can you picture a Fed where your Mid-card champion is




ALWAYS FOURFIFTY ALLAN WAYS

And of course I need a good worker and good promo man for my Upper Card, and I got just the guy for the job. That guy is




MY PENIS

I'm getting excited for this. Then onto the Main event. I need a World Champion. I need a draw. I need someone that connects with the audience. I know who to get. I love this guy. I'm such a mark for him



DARK_KANE

DK: I like this guy, Big Slow.

Big Slow: I picked the right time to wander in this time.



Zack: This guy is crazy




Shin: Can't you just see it now Zack. The Message boards will be buzzing. SHIN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (SCW) is what I'll call it. SCW will be huge. O the ratings it will get, because I will be using hard working C-Fedder who never got there chance. It will be awesome . What do you think, Zack?



Zack: I think that sucks. Ferret, we gotta stop him.



Ferret: I'll call an airstrike. Do it up!




Cork: ARE YOU CORKIN TO ME?






Shin: I'm still here






Zack: All right then. BRING IT!!!









JS: HEEL HEAT









Shin: This heat doesn't bother me. I'm from Australia





TRO: We don't have heat like this in England





DE: My hair can't handle this heat.

Paul: We need some more help from the back.




Hateman: Shouldn't we be out there.

Icon: I would go out there, but I'm really messed up from that spaghetti.

Hateman: Yeah what did you put in that.

Icon: You don't wanna know, Brotha.





Shin: I job to nothing.



Ferret: We're finished Zack. It's been nice knowing you.




Zack: Ferret, when all else fails. Go with what you know.

Ferret: Ok




JG: MEIN GOTTI Ferret just kicked Shin in the balls.

VC: Shin is hurt.

JG: Shin just walked into


The Preppy






JG: ERIC SHIN IS DOWN.

VC: OMG

JG: MY Gott wurde Eric Shin besiegt. Zack und Ferret hat es. Das C-Fed-Forum gespeichert. SIE TATEN ES!!! WIR WURDEN GESPEICHERT!!! WIR WURDEN VON, DASS BÖSE MONSTER ERIC SHIN GESPEICHERT. ERIC SHIN FEHLGESCHLAGEN

VC: YIPPIE!!!! That was close JG.

JG: Eric Shin's plan comes crashing down.



Zack: We did it!!! Now my friend Ferret it's time for me to beat your ass.

JG: We still have a match that's going on.




Ferret: Phag!




Zack: Hahaha really, Ferret?


Ferret: Yeah really, Zack




COCK BOTTOM TO ZACK




1




2










3



JG: FERRET WINS this trian wreck of a match


VC: Zack still can't win the big one.






Winner Via Pinfall Nervous Ferret

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Old 02-09-2005, 09:24 PM   #7
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Sting Fan and Alienoid (Eric Shin) never fully recovered after The Cock went caption crazy on their asses
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:43 AM   #8
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that was funny... but let it be known that Slim/Ilt were first. Not Ilt/Zach(k)ery
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Disembodied Voice: This is the C-Fed Forum



The C-Fed Forum was once a barren desert, but now yet again thanks to Zack Morris it is fertile land. People have been looking for Zack Morris ever since his match with Nervous Ferret. Someone finally found him.





DK: Hey Zack what are you doing here? Everyone is waiting for you. We are all partying. Come on back.



Zack: I'm not going back Dark_Kane.

DK: Why not?

Zack: Cause you were right. The World doesn't need a Zack Morris.

DK: No way I was wrong. The World and C-Fed Forum needs you.

Zack: Nah Dark_Kane. You were right. My time is done. My time was over the day I got shot. It's time I move on.

DK: Will we ever see you again?



Zack: The C-Fed forum is more me then any other place I've ever been to. Part of me will always be here.

Whenever a women is made into sex Objective in a promo... I'll be there.

Whenever drinking and drugs are being glorified... I'll be there

Whenever The Cock burys someone... I'll be there.

Whenever someone drops the ball... I'll be there.

Whenever someone gets in a shoot fight with Paul... I'll be there.


Whenever someone posts "LOL" after a promo... I'll be there.

So to answer your question... Yeah, I'll be around Dark_Kane






DK: Thanks for getting my mask back




Zack: Later




Destor: Bye Zack. Thanks for giving something to read.




Disembodied Voice: Zack is leaving the C-Fed Forum




Zack is now entertaining the Casual Forum









I like to dry hump the feet of 18 year olds





Zack is now leaving the Casual Forum.


Z-Fedding:
The Return
of
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO







COOKIN






SWERVE









DENIED











THE END

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Old 02-10-2005, 10:33 AM   #10
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nono... you see Slim was the man in the relationship.

when you had her... she wore the pants in it. Thus why you come second. The man always comes first.
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Please you were whipped.

She owned you.
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:36 AM   #12
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Slim is whooped by noone.

See how quickly I rebounded from her and found another chick for now. And evenshe knows that she is temporary.
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:46 AM   #13
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Your kidding right.

You cired when you lost ilt.
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lol what about the daddy, Joey Radd?!

How does he fit into this whole love triangle..I mean love "square"?
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lol what about the daddy, Joey Radd?!

How does he fit into this whole love triangle..I mean love "square"?
Radd doesn't count. He's a has been.

I stand by it that Zack owned ilt, and that ilt owned Slim. Well no one really cares about Radd.
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ohhhhh I shudder to look at that.
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I stand by it that Zack owned ilt, and that ilt owned Slim. Well no one really cares about Radd.

yeah Radd deosn't count. He's owned by all. Ilt owned Zack and I owned Ilt.
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Disembodied Voice: Zack has been arrested for allegedly having steriod needles in his locker. The Dub being a good friend of LC decided to lend him a hand, and gave him his best Lawyer. Superslim was that Lawyer.






Jabba: Slim, I hear you are representing Zack Morris in his trial. Good luck, and I'm kinda sorry for the way everything went down for you. We would like to have you back some day. What do you say?

Roach: That's really nice of you Jabba

Superslim: I have a restraing order filed against you, and right now you are in violation of it. So I would leave if I were you otherwise I'll sue you.





Guy in hat: Hey everybody looks it's Superslim. Hi Superslim how's it going. Can't we see that trademark "". I always use to mark out for that

Superslim: You say more one thing to me I'll get your ass put in jail.








LC: Superslim here is a present from the KPW Smark Foundation. Think of this has a Thank you for resprenting Zack. We really apprecaite it



Superslim: Thank LC, this is one of the nicest things anybody has ever done for me. I love you

LC: Yeah I love you to, Slim





LC: You think you can get Zack out of this?

Slim: Probably, but it's not going to be easy. They found his DNA on the needles. So it's going to be hard to dispprove that. I got a way around these things. Like on my last case. My cousin Urkel Slim was charged with nearly blowing up half the world. I got him off free though, on a mere technically.

LC: Yeah I heard about that case. I really thought Urkel was done.


Slim: Yeah so did a lot of people. They were all ready to throw a party to after his conviction, but I changed those plans.



LC: The Dub was right you are great. Let's go see Zack.



Disembodied Voice: Zack while awaiting his trial has been staying in a furnished jail cell reading a book




Zack: Man who would have ever thought reading would be so cool.


MVP: 'Hey Zack, LC and your lawyer are here. Look it's Superslim. Hey Superslim remember you went into that chat-'





Slim: One more word, and I'll sue your ass. I'll sue you bad, that 95% of all MVPeons will belong to me, and the other 5% well since no one cares about them you can keep them. Maybe they can help you with your college papers. That is if they know how to read.

MVP: 'Ok fine whatever. Just back up.'





Zack: You just owned MVP. You're the man Slim.




Havok: Hey guys just want to let you know that the trial is starting in 5 mins.




Zack: Who the fuck was that?

Slim: That's Havok. He started C-fedding just as you were on your way out. He is also one of the Forum mods.

Zack: Slim, after this is over I want to see what you can do about making me a mod. I think I deserve it.

Slim: Will do, Zack.

Disembodied Voice: The long awaited trial is now underway.



Judge: The case of the C-fed forum vs Zack Morris is now open. Superslim would you like to make the first opening statement.



Zack: Do it for me, Slim.

Slim: I will



Slim: Ladies and gentlemen we are here today to discuss the simple misplacement of needles in my client's locker. You have seen the sworn statement that my client Mr. Zack Morris never has any needles in his locker. I along with my client beleive that someone put his these needles in his locker, and since it's Mr. Morris locker obviously his DNA should be on these needles. That doesn't mean he took these needles and stuck himself in the ass with them. Today you will find out that Mr. Morris is a kind hearted man who loves everyone, and would never do such things to his body. Thank you and a have a nice day

Judge: Prosecution





The dude: Oww your honor the prosecution will show you that... That Zack Morris cat over there is in fact not a very groovy guy like Superslim said. Me and my fellow attorney have years have C-fed evidence that Zack Morris is one uncool fool.

Judge: The other prosectuor





Invisible: What the dude said. Just want to add that LC is the man




LC: Thanks buddy




The Cock: The Cock fairy can't beleive that Innvisible is still a clown. It's probably about time you grew up.




Zack: O man The Dude and Innvisible are the prosecutors? It must be my birthday. Superslim, you think The Dude is going to let people promo in between his cross examinations?



Slim: Shut up Zack, you are suppose to be kind hearted.



Zack: Oops My bad



Slim: This is going to be harder then I thought.

Zack: Don't worry Slim. You're the man. You can do it.



The Dude: Prosecution calls Cool King for our first witness. Cool King is live via satiltie. We have someone to hold the microphone. Now Cool King is it true that back in NCW you see Zack Morris walk out of a stall with a needle in his hand?




Cool King: Yes that is correct.

The Dude: Are you sure?

Cool King: Yes I'm sure, and he was walking kind of funny.

The Dude: Your witness Slim



Slim: Cool King what were you doing in the bathroom when you saw Mr. Morris leaving the stall?




Cool King: I was cleaning the bathrooms. I'm the C-fed janitor.


Superslim: Is that why you are in the locker room right now?

Cool King: Yeah man Remy and Natich were just here. It takes hours to clean this place after they leave.

Superslim: So you didn't see him inject anything into his buttocks did you?

Cool King: Well no, but he was walking like he had LC's cock stuck up his ass.

Slim: So for all you know he could went into the bathroom after a match which lets face it very hard work, and place where only can easily get injured. Walked into a stall saw the needle there then walked out of the stall and threw the needle into the trash can making sure no one could use it?

Cool King: Well yeah I guess it's possible



Slim: No more questions your honor.



Invisible: We call our next witness. Now have you ever seen Zack Morris take steriods





Slater: PREPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Invisible: Slater, calm down answer the question.



Slater: NERD BASH




The Cock: Go back to clown school Invisible. As a lawyer The Cock Fairy thinks



The Cock: YOU SUCK




The Dude: I probably should have put more preparation into this trial. Guess the old school way doesn't work with lawyer either... OWWWWWWWWWWW





Slim: The defense has no reason to question to the witness



Zack: Slim, this is awesome. I'm gonna be found innocent. They got nothing. Just finish it up right now.


Slim: We just need to call one character witness, and we are home free. The defense calls Mookie



Zack: O shit why are you calling her?

Slim: God damn why did you just hit me

Zack: Sorry, but still why?

Slim: It's fine, Zack I got it all under control. See we use her to prove how vigor you are. You couldn't be vigor if you used steriods. That stuff screws up your equipment




Slim: Now Mookie did you sleep with Zack Morris on the night of March 10, 2009?



Mookie: Yes I slept with him.

Slim: Now When I say "Did you sleep with him?" What I really meant was





Slim: Were you two up ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!





Mookie: No actually we mostly slept. We were only up for like 5 mintues.



Slim: Oh



Zack: Yeah this isn't gonna go well.




Slim: Well Mr. Morris was dead for 4 years so that's understanble. Tell me though was his Penis at least








Slim: This big






Mookie: Nope wasn't that size





Slim: Oh so you're saying it was








Slim: This big?






Snooki: No, but I hear that's how big Azriel's is.











Mookie: His cock was more like that size





VC: Why is everyone looking at me?





MVP: She's saying that Zack's dick was small and shrivled up from steriod use.




Mookie:



Slim: Aw damn this isn't going well Let's hide LC.



Zack: Objection your honor. This testimoney is all a lie. The Witness slept on Splaya's couch all night.

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Splaya: I have two couches.





Innovator: Why does he have 2 couches?






Z-woah: You said I could sleep on your couch.

Ferret: Calm down Z-woah

Splaya: Looks like we got a scenario.





Innovator: You stole my couch.

Splaya: What? No it was Paul

Innovator: Come at me





Innovator: I'll give you a scenario

Splaya: Paul, help me!









Paul: Nice car, Splaya





Slim: It's crazy out there. This is a great hiding spot though

LC: I don't think so Slim I think they see us? What are we going to do?





Slim: I'm thinking.

LC: Man you have a really big hands

Slim: You know what they say about people with big hands?

LC: What?

Slim: Big gloves





Slim: I got an idea. I'm gonna use the stuff to create a disguise to get out of here.





Slim: Hey guys have any of you seen SuperSlim. I'm his cousin G.I. Slim.





Zack: Slim you've lost it.



Slim: I'm not Slim. I'm




Slim: I'm his Uncle. ElmerSlim





Angie: Excuse me your honor. Yes I have lost weight and died my hair, but I have a question, your honor. How do you spell shriveled?

MVP: 'Here Angie I'll write it down for you.'



MVP: 'You spelll it Z-A-C-K-'S B-A-L-L-S.'



Zack: Objection again your honor. If anyone should be on trial here it should be MVP. He killed me.




Judge: I know that was great when your head exploded



Zack: If murder isn't a big deal that why is steriods?





Roider: Because doing steriods sets a bad example for the kids.





Zack: Hey Lou, can you help a Bayside brother out?

Lpd: Sorry Zack I can't







Lpd: I got WB

WB: You wouldn't have me if you just let go.




Judge: I've heard enough. I've made my ruling. You are court oder to take a drug test, and if it comes back postive you are in trouble.


Disembodied Voice: Zack goes to take the test.









The results are in.




Judge: The results for the test are negative. Zack Morris is clean



Zack: No shit

Slim: Yeah Zack when we shock hands in the jail cell. I was able to clean your entire system of all steriods




Slim: My big hands are so powerful

LC: You know that doesn't make any sense.

Zack: Who cares




Zack: Party time



Slim: What's this suppose to mean?





















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Zack: As all of you know I was arrested and put on trial last week. As all of you also know I Zack Morris beat those charges and was found innocent. In other words I won. Sure I was humilatied, and for some reason my sexual prowess was question, and sure the size of my manhood was mocked and laughed at. Despite all that I still won.



Natich: Should have went through my stash first, Son.







Zack: Live and learn

Natich:





Zack: Now the reason why I went to trial is because someone placed a needle in my locker, and I want that person out here right now. So come out Nervous Ferret

















Zack: I'm waiting Ferret.








Zack: Guess he's not coming what a surprise.

See Ferret I find it funny that a man who has been pretty much taking quiet shots at me while I was dead for the past 4 years. The man who had to go out of his way to jump me and kick my ass. The man who hired someone to go to Africa to try and destory my business properties.

That man doesn't have the deceny to show up here. See you kind of told me earlier what your beef with me was, but I feel like there was more that you didn't tell me. So I was just givng you a chance to explain yourself further. If you want to be gay thogh go right ahead.


Disembodied Voice: Suddenly








Ferret: Jerk







Zack: How rude






Ferret: It's your fault why C-fedding died. When you stopped promoing everyone else did.


Zack: Yeah sorry about----






Zack: BEING DEAD and all





Ferret: I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about when you were dropping the ball. Sure people had dropped the ball before you. Doofus' like Splaya, but no one like you had ever dropped the ball before you. You were a star, and you gave it all up because you were lazy. People saw that they really didn't need C-fedding anymore. You were the one that showed them that. The worse part was that even though you didn't promo you still stuck around the forum just posting pointless and stupid things. Like "lol" and "your mom" jokes which were mostly directed at my Mom btw.




Zack: Like that time when I said Your mother was active




Ferret: Posting stupid and pointless things was my gimmick.




Zack: Wow really Ferret. You blame the death of C-fedding on my ball dropping? That's almost as absurd as me being in only 1 top 20 all time C-fedders list. The only one that had me on a list was MVP and we saw how meaningful that was when he shot me. You didn't even have me on your list. In fact lets see your list shall we

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20 Danny Electric - Old school clique here, his only heavyweight title win came in XWC , but he shouldn't be forgotten for his older days. He is the true staple today of Team Sexy in my eyes. Even though Paul will say that wasn't the case, stfu.

19 Angelina - Her stock has fallen since she stopped promoing, but she is the only consistent women c-fedder of all time. She made it cool to have a valet, however it seems to me the women are beiing slowly pushed away (which is kinda good, they were getting to much attn for a bit). But an Angie return would definitely respark the Diva obsession.

18 Marcyo - Marcyo burst onto the scene just in time for a stellar performance at HitlerMania, he was the "uber" comedian. The Dark_Kane gags, wallet stealing, pant stealiing uptempo style promo was really great. He was the kind of person you didn't want to dissapoint, so when he promoed, LPD promoed, CK promoed. Angie, Seymour ect. He made MIC great in there hayday.

17 legendkiller - My bro, LK. He was the first guy to jump to NCW (per request of LC), and although his NCW stint was shortlived, many others came after him. Back in TNA, he become part of the essential backbone of the midcard. There was really no room for him t be pushed any higher, but he reigned king of the midcards, even to this day. He will be World Champion someday.

16 Disturbed - I was in love with this guy when he was on top, it was like one day he turned on a switch and he was the man. Post HitlerMania he carried NCW soley on his back. I think Fed Ex really rattled him and he took some time off. He is back now, hopefully he returns in A-Game form.

15 Slim - 3 words. I am black

14 Splaya - Splaya has really had numerous chances to become "the guy". Nobody quite drops the ball like him, but we love him for it. His day will come, if he ever gets in the right situation.

13 Savior - Through thick and thin, Saviors been around since day 1. He causes controversy, and he really thinks for himself. I love that about him. Although it can get up on peoples nerves, Savior will say whats on his mind. However in the long run, making enemies may not be the best way to go. Because you never know who will end up booking you.

12 TRO - First TNA Champion ever. He was undoubtedly the best of early early TNA. All the A-Unit nonsense was really fantastic. TRO is one of the founding fathers of c-fedding, and his early work will never be forgotten. And he has been red hot lately as well.

11 Corky - Corky was a big staple in NCW. He really dominated everyone he was ever put up against, (what 2 losses in NCW?). He was really something special in the NWA Horsemen. Thats when I became a Corkhead. He has really continued being the man and I think at this very second he is the best in all of c-feds. He deserves this Icon fued, and I foresee many world championships in his IMMEDIATE future.

top 10 to come later. Will Zack Morris be in it? You find out.
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10 1/2 - Madman - madman is the man. He is one of my fav all around people of all time. Sometimes he does seem to get into a little into the corny stuff, but he generall knows whats funny and whats not. He has really showed he can be a great heal as well, and Slater promos. Dont even know what to say.

10 James Steele - Amdist all his bullshit controversy and living gimmick nonsense, people generally underestimate James actually ability to promo. He is really very good. Yeah he does retarded XWC stuff, yeah he doesn't do anything to "play nice", and yeah he speaks whats on his mind. Sue him. James is one of the most entertaining guys here.

9 Kapoutman - "Action" Jack Icon is a beast right now, but if you look into K mans past, he was a really great asset to TNA as "Evil Rick", and although he ran TNA into the ground by ME booking himself (Dusty) he was very good in transition from the LC era to the Nowhere Era. He's always been great, but has never really made the biggest of impacts.

8 Innovator - Innovator is a man of his own, and has really evolved from his old days. He was a great champ with a long reign in TNA, and there was the whole Azriell fiasco. There was a while when Inno was single Handedly carrying TNA on his back.

7 LPD - The godfather of NCW. He won the NCW title at their first ppv, and held it for a god awful long time. Which he deserved, because he was head and shoulders above everyone for along time. He really started getting stale after a while, but is back to what made him great.

6 MVP - As I stated earlier on, MVP was the first "non original guy" (yyes he may have been in the kliq paul) to really start doing well. He had some great times with Radd, which have rekindled apparently. He was a good TNA champ, not the best, but the Money Inc stuff was great. Sure his booker run was a dud, but you gotta love the CFK stuff now.

5 Nowhere Man - Nowhere Man really turned TNA into the "new style" fed you see today. Despite the god awful wait tiime for shows, when they were up and pieced together, they were actually quite fantastic. All his characters are pretty freaking brilliant, and he couldn't be a better guy

4 Joey Radd - RADDICAL. I <3 Joseph Raddical. What he will always be remembered for was his "10 year reign" in which he had at least 9 official title defenses. Kingdom Raddical was really the defining moment that launched TNA into mainstream TPWW. Although his latter career has been peppered with mysterious dissapearances and dissapointments, you are still a toop guy today.

3 Jabba - Like or hate him, Jabba got the job done. You can get into all the controversy, or you can look at the facts. FACT: Jabba is the sole reason NCW started, leading to the careers of many top tier c-fedders of tday. FACT: Jabba revolutionized the c-fed "match". A lot longer, and well done, he used to be the best match writer out there. more stuff that I can't remember, but for a long time Jabba really cranked out some hot shows in NCW.

2 LC - Another founding father, LC gave birth to some form organized c-fedding when he "stole" TNA from Outsider. He booked for a long time, and did a great job. He doctrined some of the best and most original storylines ever. He serpented "Swerved" and "Denied". So many stables worked arou d LC while he wass quarterbacking things. He may or may not be washed up, but the LC era was definitely the high point of c-fedding.

1 The Naitch - The gradaddys daddy of c-fedding. It was his idea after all. The Naitch/The Cock were the absolute best at there times of high popularity. He can still get it done as well if not better than anybody around when really put onto it.




Zack: You have LK on your list instead of me? I kicked his ass in NCW and TNA. No way should he be above me in anything. FUCK YOU Ferret and FUCK everyone else who left me off thier top 20.




Ferret: HAHAhaha Zack Morris sucks



Zack: No you suck





Jabba: I have an idea. How bout you two have a match next week, and finally see who sucks more?



Zack: Yeah I'm not doing anything. How bout it Ferret?



Ferret: I'm gunna kill you.





Jabba: Good... Next week in the C-fed forum it will be Nervous Ferret vs Zack Morris in a No Disqualification Match.




Zack: Awsome




Ferret: Hey Zack a few more things. First I didn't pay off Nowhere Man, and Zack Morris it wasn't me that put that needle in your locker.












Hmmmmm that's interesting.

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*Disembodied Voice*: It is time for the match of Zack Morris vs Nervous Ferret. Zack Morris still on his quest for redemption... Will he find it?

Zack Morris vs Nervous Ferret

is brought to you by

Innovator's Offical Training Thread in Casual







JG: Hi everyone It's JG alongside VC tonight to bring you one of the most anticipated matches in C-fed history.

VC: That's right JG. This match is 5 years in making

JG: Boy I'll sure tell you things have really heated up recently.

VC: That'll happen when you kick a man in the gonads then follow that up with divulging a man's unethical business practies, and to top it all off getting the guy put in jail.

JG: Don't forget to throw in the Mom jokes. Just look at their recent personal attacks Zack and Ferret took at each other.








JG: Not even VC can contain his laughter




Girl in the back: I love Joey Radd.

JG: I hear we even have a word from the Cock Fairy in the back.




The Cock: The Cock Fairy says Just Caption it boys


".." hits



And out walks Ferret



SEX sells hit




And out walks the



LC sits and the announcers table



LC: You guys ready to see Nervous Faggot get his ass kicked?

MVP takes his seat at the table to



MVP: 'Let's see if Morris can actually win a match for once in his life."

Meanwhile Zack Morris is busy getting undressed



Zack: Probably shouldn't have dressed up for the match.




Woman: Zack stuffs his underwear.

On his short constitutionall to the ring Zack get's a little cold so he puts on his trademark Highspots.com jacket.



Zack takes off his jacket and steps into the ring.






Ring Announcer: Standing in the corner to my right fighting out of New Jeresy by way of Clemson University.

NERVOUS FERRET



Ferret: Hi everybody



Ring Announcer: Standing in the Corner to my left he is fighting out of Bayside Calfornia. He is

The Bayside Destroyer

Running Zack


The Blonde Tom Cruise

The Star of the show

The Zack Attack

The Man who get's all the ladies

The one you wish you could be

The Legend of the 1990's

Preppy

KPW Smark Foundation's own

The former Longest reigning Intercontiental Champion,

The

CAPTION GOD



ZACK MORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!




Zack: YEAHHHHHHHHH BEST INTRODUCTION EVER.




Zack: How do you like me now, Ferret?




Ferret: You suck



Ref: Alright Ring the damn bell.



DING DING DING

JG: Here we go folks


Suddenly Cool King Hit Morris from behind ()



Cool King: This is for breaking my computer in NCW.

JG: My Gawd Cool King just Hit Zack with-



JG: VC, what was Cool King's move called again?



LC: Who knows it's not like he ever used it anyway.

JG: Aren't you worried that Zack could be in trouble?

LC: Nah Zack will kick out.

VC trying to hold back the laughs again




Ferret goes for the Cover

1

2

*kick out*

Ferret Get up and receives

JG: A SPEAR FROM SHAGGY



JG: Ferret could be in trouble

Shaggy puts a dizzy Zack on top of Ferret

1

2

*kick out*

VC: Another two count

Zack starts to recover and realizes he just got his ass kicked by Cool King which just can't happen.

Zack: Hey J-dogg go hit Cool King with that guitar.

J-dogg: Ok

J Dogg swings the Guitar

JG: J-Dogg just hit Nervous Ferret as he was getting up. Cool King moved Cool King moved.



Zack seeing his oppournity for a pinfall goes over to pin Ferret.


JG: Good God The Dub just clotheslined Zack




The Dub: That's for taking my spot with Money INC alongside LC in NCW.



LC: I was in NCW with Zack?



JG: Give him a history lesson, VC.

VC: LC, you went to NCW shortly after you left TNA. Then after a few weeks you got Zack to defect with you in NCW. However Zack was not really into his 2nd stint in NCW so he stopped promoing. Then eventually you followed Zack and stopped doing promos. Both of you ended up killing future storylines, and really hurting the business.

JG: Good job VC, and great going LC



LC: Opps

Zack and Ferret are on the mat unable to get up.

JG: Is that Postively Donny Delight standing in the ring?



PDD: Come on guys you can up. You can do it. Everbody is cheering for you. Feel all the Postive energy in the building. It's really nice in here.. What amazing energy this place has. Feel yhr Positive vibes in here.


VC: Is that really ?






VC: Scary Scott


JG: Scary Scott is going to powerbomb PDD








VC: You think PDD is going to put that on his site?

JG: I don't know.



MVP: 'I was the highest rated wrestler on his site.'


Zack is getting up.

JG: It's LK It's LK... KILLERCLASH



LK: You aren't worth a 7.


Ferret puts his arm over Zack

1

2


*Kick out*




JG: Will the run in's ever stop. I can hardly keep track of all the people in ring

VC: Yeah, but on the bright side it was nice seeing Scary Scott again.

JG: Yeah nice guy.




Radd: Hey Ferret




Ferret: Joey Radd



Radd: Let's get Kingdom Raddical on Zack Morris' ass.

Ferret: ok

Rad: Nah Just kidding.






JG: Look at that Radd just gave Ferret The Raddifier

VC: That was pretty cool.

JG: That was despicable look at Joey Radd and LK bending over and laughing. They are a disgrace.

VC: LOOKOUT RADD






JG: Superslim just kicked there heads off.

VC: Now look Superslim is celebrating.



JG: It's Slimarooni time

VC: He's just having fun out there. Slim is on a roll right now. He isn't been this over in the forum in like 4.5 years. Superslim never wants this to end

Slim: Not now.




JG: The Answer just Frog splashed SuperSlim. Slim is finished.

The Answer rolls over and then


JG: It's Remy




VC: Man this match has had more interferences then the real TNA.





LC: Yeah someone really has to save this match








JG: O God Help us




Paul: YO YO YO Pauly Wall is here. Donovan Mcnabb, Marivn Harrison, Carmello Anthony, and Jim Boheim representin.


This match is crap
So hear me rap....






Jabba: I will delete your promo if you rap.





Paul: Spazz



Jabba:

JG: Thank you Jabba

VC: Jabba is one sneaky under handed bastard. What can Paul do now?

JG: He can go back to spinng records.









VC: Paul get's his revenge. Paul just Fuck you'ed Jabba. I never thought I would see the day. Paul just beat Jabba. Paul beat Jabba!!!! Paul beat Jabba!!! What do you have to say JG? JG?







JG: Mein Fuhrer





Paul: Try and Delete that!!! Now go outside!!!


In all the commotion Ferret sees and opening


Sunset Flip. Ferret with the pin



1

2

Zack revereses



JG: Morris is holding the ropes. He's cheating.

VC: It's can't be cheating if it's no Dq. C'mon Zack

1

2


Kick out

JG: Ferret was almost pinned

VC: Almost had a winner

JG: Wait that guy is about to attack Zack.




JG: It's Thunder.

Thunder: Remember me now bitch.

Ferret with the Cover

1


2




*Lights out*

VC: Hold me LC.


ARE YOU READY?



SIMPLY RAVSHING




JG: What's going on?

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JG: It's Team Sexy. TEAM SEXY!!! TEAM SEXY!!!!!





JG: Paul just got Electricfied by The Gigolo Danny Electric.


Rude Awakening to Ferret




Electricfier to Dub




Rude Awakening to Scary Scott



Electricfier to Thunder






Outsider: TRO, Go Rude Awaken Cool King, and I'll stand here and watch.


Rude Awakening to Cool King







Outsider: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Who are you going to electrify next DE?








TRO: HIGHSPOTS.com belts on sale now. Sold everywhere and to everyone except Paul.



DE: And we got 2 words for you




FUCK YOU


Zack craws over to cover Ferret


1





2



*Shoulder up*


JG: Zack took too much time to cover him. He had the match won.

VC: Jesus Christ how many C-fedders were there?

JG: Both competiors Nervous Ferret and Zack Morris have taken a beating in the ring tonight. I don't know if they can take much more.






GLASS SHATTERS













Stunner on TRO



Stunner on DE



JG: Disturbed just Stunned Team Sexy. Zack is the only one left standing.

VC: This doesn't look good for Zack.


Lights go out





VC: Help me LC I can't see. Someone turned out the lights. It's to dark.



MVP: 'No one turned out the lights. Just take the towl off of your head, Idiot.'



VC: OOOOO. I knew that ... ...

Girl in the back: I still love Joey Radd.

JG: Nowhere Man is in the Ring he has Zack!!!.

Drop From Nowhere



JG: Invisble is in there to.



JG: The Nobodies are back together.



LC: O shit not them again. They are gonna kick Zack's ass.




Disturbed: Hey you guys want a beer? I got plenty. I mean I could drink them all, but since I'm all ready drunk I figured I'd be polite and ask if you guys wanted any? Do You?



Invisible: Nah sorry man we don't drink. Straight Edge 4 life



Disturbed: What?




Nowhere Man: He said we don't drink.



Disturbed: That's what I thought he said.


DStunner on Invisible



DStunner on Nowhere





Disturbed: Fuck sobriety.



Ferret: Hey Disturbed want to help me kick Zack Morris ass?



Disturbed: Sure Whatever.




Zack: TIME OUT!!!




JG: Disturbed can't move!!! He's frozen.

VC: I've only heard about this. There was always this Urban Legend that Zack Morris could stop time. Well I guess it's not an Urban legend anymore. It's true




Zack: Hey LC look it worked!





Disturbed: Nah it really didn't.




Zack: Man Really?



Disturbed: Yeah I was just joshing ya.




Zack: Well I'm fucked then.

JG: This could be it for Zack Morris.

VC: This is going to be bad. I don't want to look.












REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH





JG: It's Innovator. OMG It's Innovator.

VC: OMG

JG: Finally we can get Disturbed/Innovator. This fued was never given a proper ending.




Disturbed: You're too serious

VC: Looks like Disturbed still doesn't like Innovator.




Innovator: Destiny brought us here.

Disturbed: Fuck Destiny


Disturbed punches Innovator



Then Kicks Innovator



JG: Disturbed is setting up for the DStunner!!!!!





JG: Last Exit from Innovator on Disturbed




JG: Disturbed is out




Last Exit to Ferret





Zack: Thanks for the help man. You saved me life. I owe you Bro, and say hi to ILT for me.

Last Exit to Zack



JG: What is Innovator doing? It looks like he is setting up a table in the corner.

VC: I think he is going to put Disturbed though a table. Man Disturbed was right he is too serious.


Innovator turns around and


GONER



VC: HOLY MEATBALLS

JG: Madmen gonered Innovator threw a table. Good Gawd,



Madman: I should have Main Evented Forum Mania 3

VC: Where did the barb wire come from?




Slater: PREPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JG: Slater has come to help Zack. What a great friend.

VC: Does he only say Preppy?


Low blow by Ferret to Slater




JG: The Master of the low blow strikes again.


Ferret Covers Zack who is still down from the Last Exit




1





2





KICKS OUT


VC: Man that was close


JG: What can happen next?

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LYRICS
On your mark, get set, let's go!
You got to move now, before she explodes.
Look out the window! Look out below!
Back away from the glass,
There she blows!



LYRICS
The city's been leveled
The hills are in flames.
Streets cracked open,
And they're pushin' up clay.
Temperature's dropped.
Sky is gray.
And it ain't even over.
Here comes drivin' rain.



JG: OMG IT CAN'T BE

VC: WTF is this?

LYRICS
It ain't me that you feel.
There's somethin' movin' around in here.
That's blood, that's tears.
This ain't a warning...
Everybody out of the water.



LYRICS
Up on dry land,
Take what you can,
'Cause you won't be here again.
Everybody out of the water.







JG: IT'S LOU P DAIGHT!!!!!. First NCW World Champion!!



JG: ZE boot on Big Slow



VC: Looks like Big Slow picked the wrong time to wander in.


Power Slam to Hurri-pimp




JG: Big boot to Johhny Vegas




Flying Elbowdrop



Running Power Slam to Grand Theft Gamer




Swinging Neck Breaker to Shaggy



JG: Lpd is on fire.



Throws TRO out of the ring, and subsequently throws him out of his pants






Lpd: What happened to his pants?


Boot to Remy as Lou P loses his balance and falls






Zack: Here Lou let me help you up.



Lpd: Thanks Zack. It's been awhile since I kicked people in the face for living.

Zack: No problem Lou. Just go and Throw Ferret for a loop.




Zack: Lou what are you doing I said Ferret not me.

Lpd: O Sorry Zack my bad.




Lpd: Here you go Zack I got him.

Zack: No that's Disturbed. He looks nothing like Ferret.

Lpd: Well sorry I forgot what Ferret looks like. It's not like I'm around that much anymore. I'll just go ask LC over there.



Lpd: Hey LC how you doing? How's the wife?

LC: YOOO Lou shes great. How's the movie business

Lpd: It's great my new movie with George Clooney just made al this money and got all these awards on top of everything I got with the movie I made with the blue people in it. The movies are great.

Zack: Hey guys I kinda got a match going on. I think I might need some help.


Lpd: O right I forgot. Whenever I get tired I forget things. LC you know which of ond these guys is nervous Ferret?

LC: If you are tired just lay down on this table. I'll take care of everything.

Lpd: Thanks Man


Lou lays down on the announe table to take a nap.






JG: WHAT WAS LC THINKING.

VC: Man that was such a sweet table to.

JG: Someone call an ambulance




LC: Nah I'm fine.




JG: LPD isn't though.

VC: Well he did say he was tired.





LC: Swerve it bitches.


JG: Zack and LC are now kicking Ferret's ass. Ferret is in trouble.

VC: Nobody swings a chair better then LC.



LC: Zack, go under the ring and get a foreign object.




Zack: What the hell is this?




Zack: WHAT THE FUCK

JG: MEIN GOTTI IT'S THE CORPSE OF MR. MARCUS.




LC: That's where he went.





Zack: OMG I TOUCHED A DEAD BODY!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!




LC: Don't worry about it Zack. I just LCKO Ferret. Pin him, and we can go party with The Natich.

JG: Zack pins Ferret, and LC just took one of Disturbed's beers




1




2







*Kick out*





LC: What the fuck?

VC: LC didn't expect that.

JG: How much more punishment can these men take?



VC: Where is that Gust of wind coming from?






LC: My shins!!




Zack: I told you to wear your shin guards.

JG: LC is out LC is out. It's just Zack and Ferret.

VC: Wait someone is on the mic




Thunder: I'm Thunder, and I want everyone to know that I was really good. I won titles and a great underrated feud with El Santo. I'm more then someone then someone who got is ass kicked by The Cock.


VC: That was hilarious when The Cock threw him over the rope.

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