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07-07-2005, 10:55 PM
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Viva la Raza
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And now, you can all promo.
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07-07-2005, 10:57 PM
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07-07-2005, 11:09 PM
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Wow...where to start?
 LPD: Ha ha! Your boyfriend got kicked out of his stable... WB: [Sniffle] LPD: ...and now this week, in addition to my own wedding, which is going to go off without a hitch, I'm going to walk out of Nitro the number one contender for the World Title after I beat the two guys who beat the hell out of Tro and...Shaggy. I probably will leave some hell in Shaggy. He's pretty cool. [Beat] LPD: Oh, shit. I almost forgot...  It's loopy time! |
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07-07-2005, 11:50 PM
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Where to begin?
LPD: Ha ha! Your boyfriend got kicked out of his stable... WB: [Sniffle] LPD: ...and now this week, in addition to my own wedding, which is going to go off without a hitch, I'm going to walk out of Nitro the number one contender for the World Title after I beat the two guys who beat the hell out of Tro and...Shaggy. I probably will leave some hell in Shaggy. He's pretty cool. [Beat] LPD: Oh, shit. I almost forgot... It's loopy (formerly Promo) Time! Up on dry land, Take what you can, 'Cause you won't be here again. Everybody out of the water!  LPD: Oh, hey, babe, where'd you come from? ANGELINA: I don't know, one second I was trying to protect my Ham & Cheese Hot Pocket from Fat Doug, then all of a sudden... LPD: Random teleportation? ANGELINA: Guess so.  LPD: Save something for the wedding night. ANGELINA:   LPD: Howdy, kids. CROWD: [Big pop] LPD: You'll forgive my insane happiness, but I'm always like this when something bad happens to Wri. Call me vindictive. CROWD: YOU'RE VINDICTIVE! [Clap clap clap clap clap] YOU'RE VINDICTIVE! LPD: Wow. Spontaneous.  CROWD: WE'RE CREATIVE! [Clap clap clap clap clap] WE'RE CREATIVE!  LPD: Okay, as I was about to say... CROWD: RANDOM CHANTING! [Clap clap clap clap clap] RANDOM CHANTING!  CROWD: ANGRY FACE! WE GOT TO YOU! [Clap clap clap clap clap] WE GOT T-- Oh, right... [They shut up.]  JG: Mein Gott! Zat reaction hast given Lou vood! HIMMLER: Nein. Ze only sing zat gives me vood ist... JG: Ja ja ja, Angelina's welpen, ve know, ve know... HIMMLER: I vast going to say mein lumber delivery company, but zat vorks too.  LPD: Guys, seriously, do you mind? I'm trying to come out and cut the first of many killer promos that will give me the edge going into my fourway match on Nitro, thrusting me back into the World Title hunt for the first time since Hindenburg Havoc when Cocky exploited an injury I sustained in my match against Danny Electric at Taboo Jewsday! JG: Uh... mein bad?  LPD: Better.  LPD: ACHOO!  LPD: Damn, am I coming down with something?  ANGELINA: Uh, sweetie? The promo? LPD: Right right right. Okay, so our wedding is next week, and I couldn't be...  LPD: ...ho--happier. Happier. I was going to say "happier." Nothing Freudian going on, I swanna have s--swear. I was going to say "I swear." [He lifts the microphone to his mouth again, forgetting...]  ANGELINA: Ouch. LPD: Dagnabbit. And how did we get back here? TERRANCE: Nyah ha ha! LPD: Ah, well. What's that, floor director? I need to wrap this promo up? FLOOR DIRECTOR: [Grumblegrumblegrumble] LPD: Okay. Uh... So...  LPD: [Cough]  LPD: CRUD! It had to happen wedding week... Okay. Gonna talk really fast now so I can pop some Sudafed. I won my twentieth match on Nitro, making me the first (by far) to do so. This week, I'm going to make it twenty-one when I pick up yet another win over the Horsemen and get revenge on Shaggy for the last time I didn't win a four-way match for number-one contendership. So, I'm not only coming out of Nitro with a wife, I'm coming out as the number one contender. Then at Bash at the Bulge, I'm going to Throw Disturbed For a Loop and regain my NCW World Title!  WB: Ha ha! You dought I was sdifflig 'cause I was cryeeg. Now you've caughd by code! [Disgusting, hacking cough] |
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07-08-2005, 01:15 AM
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 Busy week for me at work, so I'll try to get some stuff up soon. |
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07-08-2005, 01:19 AM
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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good show jabba
Old School Impact is a sweet name! - and every1 is 2 forget that Remy was ever part of TNA, other wise you'll get Moore than you bargained for 
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07-08-2005, 02:02 AM
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Protecting TPWW
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*Splaya makes his way down to ringside and the crowd begins to boo. Like loud booing*
 Splaya gets in the ring and gets on the mic.* Splaya: Last week, it was officially signed. Splaya vs the Cock. The most electrifying C-fedder alive, the most gifted athlete in this business versus The Crock. *Crowd boos* *Splaya looks at his watch*  Splaya: Yeah I'm sick of all your booing so shutup and listen to me. So anyways, The Cock comes out with Wils'n and they begin to make fun of Splaya. Well you know what's funny. All you fans joined in with them, thinking that it was hilarious as hell. Well guess what? All you people are like Wils'n, your all a bunch of retards. *Crowd begins to chant "Your a homo"* Splaya: Homo?! What are you people talking about. When I got that erection, I decided to do something. I suddenly had to do something to kill it and I certainly did. Crowd:  Splaya: You sick freaks. I did not have sex with Owen Radd. Don't confuse me for what I am going to do to Brooke Icon when I get my hands on her .*Splaya points to his head*  Splaya: See I had researched elephant Viagra on the Internet and it might have created an erection, but all it said was that you will urinate more and the erection will be over in 30 minutes. Stupid ass Crock. Well anyways, I did something so nasty, so awful that it has only happeneda few times. The last time I heard it happen was on this rumor site TPWW.net. Yeah that's right, I urinated all over Owen Radd, Assman_style. For 10 minutes straight. Crowd: Splaya: It's alright though, because now that that is over, it's on to discuss other things. TRO was destroyed by Corky, and I am so glad. Since you had become second fiddle to myself, TRO, it became clear that you would be knocked out of the Horsemen. Think about it. The living Legend The Naitch  Splaya: The Animal Corky  (I couldn't resist) Splaya: And myself, The Legend Killer.  Splaya: And that was The Horsemen. I mean do you honestly think that TRO was Horsemen material. I mean sure he was decent at the beginning. But we are called the Horsemen. NOT THE HASBEEN'S. If you wanna be a joke to a company, go over and play with your buddy DE at TNA. Now onto the other joke, the Croc...... IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL  *The crowd goes apeshit as the Cock makes his way down to ringside. He gets in the ring and Splaya immediately goes after him. Splaya throws the Cock down and as the Cock stumbles around, Splaya gets on one knee.... *Splaya attempts to hit the PKO on the Cock. The Cock then catches Splaya and prepares to hit the Cock bottom when.....  *The Cock turns around and nails the PKO on Splaya* Crowd: *The cock then just leaves the ringside area, leaving Splaya lying in the middle of the ring.* |
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07-08-2005, 12:02 PM
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HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And at the explanation. That's a good backup plan! 
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07-08-2005, 12:29 PM
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dave ain't here?
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*Double K is backstage*
 Now, my NCW return was somewhat...odd. I mean I won the match, which is great, but Allan Ways clearly wasn't prepared for the match, he has an alcohol problem that needs sorting, so I didn't win the match exactly how I'd like to have won. But I still did win, that's how it'll go down in the records...  But now my focus is the NCW Hardcore Title. This title has had some great previous holders and it's my time to get my name, Kurtis Kase engraved on that title. *Crowd Pop* The battle royal isn't gonna be easy, there's many great competitors involved. Like Zoidberg who has had a major impact on NCW since his debut, or Jackal - who has accomplished great things here and in TNA. But now is my time *points to photo of crowd on wall*, our time *POP*. It's gonna have to be something big to put me out of that Battle Royal, and I don't mean Splaya's elephant-viagra enhanced penis. At Nazi Nitro, many more people will realise Double K is no joke, whether it's hardcore title feuds or World Championship matches, Double K just loves kicking ass and you'll find out soon enough, feel the wrath... *Camera zooms out*  *Camera fades out* CUT. Cameraman: You can stop tensing now. Double K: Neveeer  *Cameraman walks away leaving Double K posing alone, and wondering how he manages to keep changing clothes without him noticing* |
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07-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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Viva la Raza
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It's a good no-sell plan... again
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07-08-2005, 12:32 PM
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Viva la Raza
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not talking 'bout Kurtis by the way
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07-08-2005, 01:29 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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07-08-2005, 02:31 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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I'm doing this because Angie asked me to.
*The Wreckoning by Boomkat plays and Angie makes an appearance
    *fans pop  Hello hello. Well today is a very special day. Today a very special diva is making her return to the ring for the first time since she was stretchered out a while back. So let’s put your hands together for the one and only Ilt. *Taking Over Me begins to play and the fans stand to their feet waiting for her arrival.  *The fans lose it    I have to say that it feels so good to be that well received and be back in this ring. *The fans pop  It is good to see you back in the ring. But there are a couple of things to address…  I take it you are referring to that…  Whoa. But yes. The Diva.  I want you to listen up. First off I don’t appreciate you coming out here badmouthing my friend like you know her or something. If she wasn’t pregnant about to deliver then I know she would have came out and whooped your ass. But you know what? I’m not pregnant. I’m more than capable of taking you down for all that stuff you said. You see you can’t step between two girls as tight as us.  Diva, Diva, Diva. I would expect someone like you to try to talk someone down when they can’t defend themselves. But just so you know, the time is coming. Coming very rapidly when I will be able to return to the ring. And when that times comes, you better watch your back. Matter of fact the only other girl I could see even thinking of assisting you is WGS so you better nab her real quick cause the Devilish Divas are here are ready.  Devilish Divas? I like that name. *Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani starts playing as Trisy and Cheetah come out.      Cheetah: Hello we just wanna say welcome back Ilt. Trisy: Yes we really would like to welcome you back. Then again how can we welcome someone back when we aren’t looking at their back but we are looking at all of them. In that case shouldn’t it be welcome you? But if it’s welcome you then that sounds really really weird. I think I like the sound of welcome back. But then again when I think about it I wouldn’t want someone saying welcome back to me. You know this reminds me of that time I was with Corky and I said welcome back and he said…  Cheetah: Wait a minute Tristy. We’re out here for two reason. Tristy: Just two cause I could’ve sworn that there would be more than two… Cheetah: We are here first to say welcome to Ilt, also to say that we will be there for Angie’s wedding. We’re ready for it girl. Then for our match against Zhanna and WGS. Are you ready for that one?  Tristy: I’m ready. *moment of silence. Cheetah: Ilt: Angelina:  WGS and Zhanna, get ready cause Tristy is scaring us right now. She’s looks ready. And as far as The Diva goes, if Angie doesn’t get her hands on you first then I guarantee you that once I’m cleared to wrestle I will. *Taking Over Me begins to play and all 4 of them make an exit. |
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07-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING THE DIVAS... TONIGHT!
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07-08-2005, 04:55 PM
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Viva la Raza
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IT’S TIME! IT’S TIME!
 IT’S MIC TIME! The camera cuts to the MIC locker room, where the atmosphere is tense. CK: ...Yeah, and Seymour couldn’t even come today, he got beat up pretty bad. LPD: Yeah, I haven’t seen him. My left leg is messed up pretty bad, but other than that, I’m all right. You? CK: I’m all right, not really hurt.  LPD: What the hell is up with Marcyo? Marcyo: The mouse is looking at me! HEEEEEEE-HEEEEEE!!! CK: That shot on the skull from the steel chair didn’t help a lot. LPD: F##king J Dogg’s fault... at least they didn’t hurt Angie. CK: Only ‘cause she wasn’t at ringside... Hey, let’s go to the ring and talk to those bastards. LPD: Right on. Up on dry land, Take what you can, ‘Cause you won’t be here again, Everybody out of the water. The crowd explodes as LPD and CK make their way out.   They both get in the ring and grab a microphone.  CK: Hey yo, NCDub. What’s up? The crowd answer with another pop. CK: Yeah, so, as you’ve seen, last Nitro wasn’t the best for us.  LPD: Well... We still managed to win... But we sure as hell got our asses kicked after that. CK: Old School Impact had to get the last word, it seems... LPD: That’s why we...  Marcyo: HEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEE!  CK: How the hell did he get out here? LPD: I figure he walked. CK:.........Yeah. Anyways, why don’t you come down here, Marcyo?  Marcyo gets in the ring and grabs a mic.  Marcyo: I’m glad I made it all the way to the ring, guys. Now, I won’t talk about how I got attacked by an ice cream cone on the way here, but damn, it was scary. CK: Uh, yeah. Well, we’ve got one message for you, Old School Impact... you shouldn’t mess with the Misfits In Caption... because we have more than enough tricks up our sleeve.  Marcyo: That’s right! If you don’t like us... Bite us! CK & LPD: 
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07-08-2005, 05:02 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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are they finally getting individual locker rooms? |
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07-08-2005, 05:06 PM
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Nah, it's they are now merging the toilets to make them uni-sex.
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07-08-2005, 05:08 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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unisex toilets? how do those work?
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07-08-2005, 05:10 PM
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unisex meaning both guys and girls use the same restrooms.
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07-08-2005, 05:11 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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he said toilets not restrooms
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07-08-2005, 05:11 PM
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The People's TPWW
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or they are those urinals with the women tubes on them.
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07-08-2005, 05:42 PM
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Thanks Slim. The Promo was great
 Just so you all know I'm super sick at the moment. But hopefully I'll be better in a day or two more and should be able to promo |
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07-08-2005, 05:46 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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07-08-2005, 05:48 PM
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The Caption Crippler
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Feel better Angie
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07-08-2005, 09:15 PM
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BASH AT THE BULGE A NEW DIVISION IS BORN A NEW TITLE BELT IS BORN  THE DIVA CHAMPIONSHIP |
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07-08-2005, 09:29 PM
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*Oh Sh*t*
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FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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07-08-2005, 09:46 PM
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leaen to goosfraba
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Uh-oh. I smell a Bubba Viator run-in.
Assuming he didn't give up when I mentioned that there haven't ever been women's matches in NCW... |
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07-08-2005, 09:51 PM
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Viva la Raza
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Assuming someone un-bans him someday
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07-08-2005, 09:55 PM
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leaen to goosfraba
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Well, yeah, that too.
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07-09-2005, 12:07 AM
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leaen to goosfraba
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Yep. It's a game show promo. loopy's losing it...
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na... ANNOUNCER: This! Is!  ANNOUNCER: ...LOOPARDY! [Crowd pops]  LPD: Hello, and welcome to Loopardy! I'm Lou P. Daight. Let's meet our contestants!  SEYMOUR: Hey, I think this is a woman's suit... LPD: Great. Let's go to the bo-- DIALAYALAYELAYELAYAYELA!!! *BANG*_________*BANG* *BANG*______*BANG* *BANG*__ *BANG* **!PYRO!** **!PYRO!** **!PYRO!** ========================= E - F E N D E R s ========================= **!PYRO!** **!PYRO!** **!PYRO!** CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  DIAL-UP: It's bad enough that you continue to defile what was once the pure sport of e-fedding with random picture after random picture, but now you're once again subjecting my people to your terrible Photoshop skills? This is an outr-- IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CROWD:  COCK: 'Sup, Lou?  COCKY: Okay, The Cock has heard just about enough of-- DIAL-UP: How dare you interrupt me?!? There's only one person who can interrupt an NCW promo, and it's--  FAT DOUG: 'Scuse me, fellas. I gotsta have it. A midnight snack, that is. JILLIAN: Uh...  LPD: [Sigh] I give up. Guess nobody's going to watch "Wheelouf Fortune," either. |
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07-09-2005, 03:31 PM
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good stuff splaya. I will have a promo up later today
And I still need to have a Naitch promo regarding TRO's disposal
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07-09-2005, 03:57 PM
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Stay tuned to the NCW thread, as you fans will be treated to more behind the scenes footage of......
 *This film has not yet been rated* |
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07-09-2005, 07:48 PM
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Total Non-stop Owen
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Crazy Train hits as The Naitch makes his way out*    Naitch: Jilian Garcian I know you like staring at my buttcheeks!  Naitch: As for TRO, I loved promoing for him yes indeed, but I'd much rather spend that extra time snorting rails off hookers' asses and poppin' V-Bombs day in day out because we all know Caption Mountain needs to stay erect 24/7 baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  *Naitch listens* Naich: As for splaya, he is the newly crowned Highspots.com Champion because I said so, and at Bash At The Bulge, he will retire Cocky Johnson once and for all! *Fans boo* Because at The Bulge, it will be THE SUMMER OF SPLAYA! *Fans boo* At Bash, Splaya will cement himself as a credible main eventer and he will do what Disturbed couldn't do and that's KILL THE LEGEND OF THE COCK ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT COCKY J IS COOKIN!  *Fans explode for Cocky J who can't stay heel if his life depended on it*  Cocky: First and foremost, Old Spice, I came out here to tell you that your boy toy splaya won't be retiring me once and for all, and secondly, the summer of 2005 won't be The Summer of Splaya, it will be the Summer of the most decorated c-fedder to EVER walk that Caption aisle, in high style and profile...COCKY J! Because to be the man you have to BEAT the man! And until splaya beat me at The Bash, he'll always be The Horsemen's bitch!  Naitch: Quiet you! I beat your candy ass at HitlerMania! So know your role, shut your pie hole because The Naitch says you're full of crap! Cocky J, or whatever you like to be called these days, I guarandamntee that at Bash At The Bulge, Cocky J will be a name forgetten once and for all, and splaya will be the NEW Most Electrifying C-Fedder in Caption-Entertainment today! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE NAITCH IS COOKIN!   Cocky: Well by the looks of it, I see V.C.R.....Visual Coke Residue! So sober up and quit talking crap out of your mouth, you crack whore, because as far as I'm concerned, you and splaya are two delusional sons of bitches. So instead of running your mouth about splaya killing the legend of The Cock, I suggest you start planning out the wedding.    Splaya: Hey yo Crock. Blah blah blah. It's the same tired crap. Yeah we get it. I am Cocky J, bonafied Hollywood celebrity. So what? At Bash at The Bulge, you will be "CROCKY J: Bonafied retired bitch retired at the hands of SPLAYA: Cock Killer!" Cocky: Okay splaya. Now go away *Fans laugh as Splaya is cut off*  Cocky: As for Old Spice, I have some special footage. Take a look up at the Tron  Outsider: Hey guys. Naitch baked us some cookies. Let's dig in! Disturbed316: Great. Viagra cookies. I don't need any  Debra316: WOOOOOOOOO!!! Naitch made cookies! I'll have some!Disturbed316: No you won't  Debra316:   Naitch: EAT THE DAMN COOKIES! IT DOES A BODY GOOD!!!! Cocky: You moron. That's only footage. It ain't live feed. Look at you. Idiot. I'm outta here... 
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Tales of The Viagra Cookies
 Disturbed316: Yo Slim, have some of Naitch's homemade cookies Slim: What's the special ingredients? Debra316: Viagra. ilt said you could use some "help" Slim: WHAT?!  Disturbed316: Looks like Slim ate all the cookies. Sorry Cocky, there's no more left for you Cocky: Cookies? What? Disturbed316: Let's go Debra316. Outsider has a surprise for us...  *Outsider starts singing* I just had some of Naitch's cookies, God damn they were good! And I feel like a million bucks PLUS I just popped some mad wood! *KNOCK KNOCK* Outsider: Who's there? Voice: Inno Outsider: InnoWHO? Voice: Somebody get the damn door already you morons!  Naitch: So, how were the cookies? Debra316: Outsider has taken a liking to them. He had about 10 Naitch: Oh oh, it's gonna fall off in about an hour Debra316: Slim had some too. He had about 20 Naitch: Oh oh... 
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07-10-2005, 02:48 AM
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damn that "no leeching!"
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07-10-2005, 01:48 PM
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Total Non-stop Owen
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he can shoot red x
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07-10-2005, 01:51 PM
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Damn. A power not even Terrance has!
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07-10-2005, 03:37 PM
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I broke the Mastercock
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IT’S TIME! IT’S TIME!
IT’S MIC TIME!  Marcyo: ORALE!! *fans pop*  Marcyo: I bet your wondering why im out here huh? Well i jsut wanna call my buddy Seymour out here, i got a little something for you holmes.  *Seymour comes out and poses to a loud Pop*   Marcyo: ORALE HOLMES  Seymour: Hey Marcyo  Marcyo: these are for you esse, your mi familia you know. Seymour:  uhh, thanks Marcyo. Marcyo: Lets do a pose for the fans here esse, lets show them we love them Seymour: your acting a bit odd, but okay.    *Marcyo flips back and kicks Seymour in the back of the head then goes outside and slams him into the steel steps and starts ripping his mask as he slams Seymours head into the steel steps.*  Marcyo: ORALE!! *He takes off Seymours mask and looks at it as he picks up a mic.*  Marcyo: I want your title esse, I DESERVE that title!! Well actually... *He grabs the Axis title and slides in his ring, Marcyo starts ripping off his clothes then lifts the title into the air before ripping off his face revealing Chameleon*  Chameleon: I DESERVE THIS TITLE!! and there isnt a damn thing anyone can do about it. *The real marcyo runs in from the crowd and waits behind Chameleon*  *Chameleon turns around and Marcyo clotheslines the hell out of him*  *Marcyo stops at Chameleons face then jumps to the top rope.*  *And hits a frog splash on Chameleon*  *Marcyo then goes to the rope and looks down to see if Seymour is okay.*    *Chameleon picks Marcyo up after he hits the low-blow then hits a swinging neckbreaker*   Chameleon: DONT SCREW WITH THE CHAMELEON! *Chameleon turns to leave the ring but Loopy stops him*  LPD: Going Somewhere?  Chameleon: Outa my way Horse Face  *Loopy pushes Chameleon back, but Chameleon bounces off the ropes and charges back at Loopy.*  *But he is met with a boot*  *MIC regroup and leave the ring as a bloodied Chameleon leans against the ropes and stares at them. 
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07-10-2005, 04:50 PM
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Viva la Raza
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Excellent promo, Scorpion!
When I first saw that I was attacking Seymour, I was like 'ehhhh, what the hell?'
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