|07-15-2005, 06:14 PM||#245|
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
When I still see Cool King on here I always picture Jeff Jarrett.....its hard for me to change over to Taker...
Oh and in case your wondering...thats a good thing...I dont have a problem with Jarrett and im not really a big fan of Taker
|07-15-2005, 07:02 PM||#255|
Viva la Raza
|07-15-2005, 11:15 PM||#257|
Bitchin Garcia: Please welcome...Splaya!
*Splaya emerges, happy as shit after PKOing Steele*
Splaya: Listen, recently I invaded TNA and began the invasion all by myself. I LC....PKOed that worthless sack of shit James Steele. I put Steele out, it had nothing to do with the fact that he was half dead when I got there. You see, what happened to Steele is only a fraction of what is coming to Cocky J. Cocky J, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR BRUSH WITH-
*lights cut out*
*still out asshat*
*Fans chant for Ronald*
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
*Splaya turns around.....*
LAST EXITAAAHHHH TO SPLAYA
*the NCW crowd goes apeshit over Innovator laying out Splaya*
|07-16-2005, 01:31 AM||#264|
OLY SHIT, Azriel is 26????
And I thought Your Hero was like 30something or 40. Not that I'd ever really be in the position to know. Everyone just seems to treat him like that. *shrug*
|07-16-2005, 12:19 PM||#274|
I'm all there is
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
A limo drives right through the door of the NCW arena. who is it?
Camera man almost falls over when he sees LC
LC sees Jabba being taken away by the Mod Police
LC: Hey, what's going on? Oh that's right.....
YOU GOT BANNED!!!!!!!!
Take him away guys and throw him in the gas chamber
NCW Jobber: Hey you're you're you're
LC: Which way to the ring kid?
Guy points cause he's speechless
Disturbed greets LC
Disturbed: What do you think you're doing LC?
LC: Who me?
Disturbed: Don't be stupid, NCW is in mourning right now.
LC: Me too, my cable TV went down this morning
Outsider tries to hug LC when he sees him
LC: Get the hell away from me. You wanna abandon XWC huh?
LC: You're on my time now bud
LC find Slim in the back hiding with a few belts
LC: HEY SLIM!!!!!!!!!
Slm: Yo LC, what's going on?
LC: Nothing man, just need to find the fucking ring. I'm getting fucking sweaty. Had to change my shirt like 4 times already.
Slim: That way bro. Make sure you don't tell anyone where I am. These Titles are going to make me rich once I sell them on e-bay.
LC: You crack me up Slim. Aight later
HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!!!!!
LC calls someone out
OH SHIT, It's Angelina
Smart Marks Lose IT!!!!!!!!
LC: ummmmm, it seems we have a little problem here. You see, Jabba has been banned for apparently posting Harry Potter spoilers. What a monster. Now, I see someone named Al Wilson has appointed a few NCW guys to take over this show. Who is this Al Wilson? I don't know eathier, but from where I'm sitting, you're loking at the new leader of NCW
Smarks in Arena go Nuts
HEY HEY, NOTHING YOU CAN SAY SAY
CROWD LOSES IT
Splaya heads towards the ring
LC: Well Well Well, look who it is. Long time no see friend. The last time I saw you, you were jobbing all over the place in TNA. How's life in this crap hole?
Splaya: Shut it LC.
FANS POP HUGE
Splaya: You think you're gonna just come in my house and take over my show. Not on my time friend. We're not in the Church of Orton anymore. You don't call the shots, I do. And from where I see it, you need to turn your ass around, walk straight through that curtain and get the fuck out of here.
CROWD: Holy Shit.....Holy Shit......Holy Shit
LC: Ehhhhhh, let me get this straight. Are you actually telling LC what to do?
LC: Listen you little shit. Don't you ever speak to LC like that again. I destroyed you once and I'll dam well do it again. I'm the dam guy that made your ass, so you better start showing me the respect I deserve.
Splaya: If you wanna see Splaya give LC the biggest ass whooping of his life give me a PKO
LC: Guess Again punk
LC kicks Splaya right in the leg
THERE'S Cocky J OUT OF NOWHERE
Cocky lays out Splaya
FANS ARE READY TO RIOT THE ARENA
Cocky J looks at LC
Outsider joins the party
Outsider: ahahahahaha, that was great guys.
The Horsemen come down to aid Splaya as Cocky J, LC and Outsider exit the arena