Corkscrewed's 12,500th Post Extravaganza Slash Shoot Thread

[Corkscrewed]

Cuz I'm a bandwagon jumper and it lets me up my count even more cuz I'm a post count whore KK style now positive rep me you jabronis!!!


(P.S. You can ask me about anything TPWW related, not just C-Fedding, I guess.)

[Disturbed316]

What do you think of the riots in france?
What do you think of Slim's latest revalations of the pm's sent to Rhi?
What do you think of Disturbed?
If I said jump, how high would you do said action?
Will Corky stop being Splaya's bitch and whoop his ass already?
Do you think GCW was a good idea?
If Gary left his house at 12:16 and walked 71.2 miles to meet John, at a speed of 6 mph, at what time would Gary meet John?

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Disturbed316 1. What do you think of the riots in france? 2. What do you think of Slim's latest revalations of the pm's sent to Rhi? 3. What do you think of Disturbed? 4. If I said jump, how high would you do said action? 5. Will Corky stop being Splaya's bitch and whoop his ass already? 6. Do you think GCW was a good idea? 7. If Gary left his house at 12:16 and walked 71.2 miles to meet John, at a speed of 6 mph, at what time would Gary meet John?

1. I thought that crap only happened in America. It's a shame. Those folks need to lighten the fuck up. I'm sure 90% of them are only rioting for the hell of it, not because they want to solve anything. Stupid violence never helped anything, and though it'll probably be impossible, I hope all of those morons get locked up for a while.

2. You'll have to link me on that one. No idea what you're talking about.

3. Arguably the best NCW champ ever. Your promos are always gold, although you've been comparatively quiet lately. Comparatively only because you used to promo like every day and come up with hilarious stuff. Nevertheless, I'd tag you as the NCW favorite to win the GCW belt, just ahead of loopy right now ( ).

4. I dunno. 2.5 feet?

5. Corky's turned a new leaf. Violence doesn't solve everything.

6. 12:08... meaning 11 hrs 52 min later. Unless John was also walking toward Gary to meet him.

[Innovator]

How hard is Innovator serving Disturbed?

How long will Innovator be GCW World Champion for, 4 years or eternity?

How long will I be in kayfabe?

Will GCW last?

[Corndad]

1.Do the Bookers have any ideas for a Tag Team Title in GCW?

2.What will be the difference from GCW to last opposed to TNA/NCW/XWC which didnt last?

3.Who do you see as possible future world champs not in the title scene at the moment?

4.Who would you want to promo against that you haven't had a chance to?

5.Any storylines you are hoping to see form with the TNA talent joining w/ the NCW talent?

[SuperSlim]

I'll just say congrats

[Savior]

Is GCW mostly Jabbas fed?

Uhhhhh is there a point to me promoing?

[Kapoutman]

1) Do you follow hockey on TV. If yes, what's your favorite team AND favorite player.

2) Here's a challenge. Take Slim, Owen and Paul. Tell me how you would book a believable angle that lasts three PPVs maximum, which culminates in Slim being a believable FACE champ. Oooooooooooooh THAT'S HARD.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Innovator 1. How hard is Innovator serving Disturbed? 2. How long will Innovator be GCW World Champion for, 4 years or eternity? 3. How long will I be in kayfabe? 4. Will GCW last?

1. Not very... you haven't really interacted WITH him... lately... However, a Disturbed/Innovator feud would be money, because I feel like you two would have some nice chemistry and bust out some great promos.

2. 4 months?

3. eternity

4. It will... Honestly, GCW is sort of the ressucitation (sp?) of C-Fedding. It won't last forever, but if you compare how long NCW and TNA would have lasted (w/o FED X) and how long I think GCW will last, it'd have been the same. GCW will definitely not pull a XWC or whatever.

[James Steele]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed 1. Not very... you haven't really interacted WITH him... lately... However, a Disturbed/Innovator feud would be money, because I feel like you two would have some nice chemistry and bust out some great promos. 2. 4 months? 3. eternity 4. It will... Honestly, GCW is sort of the ressucitation (sp?) of C-Fedding. It won't last forever, but if you compare how long NCW and TNA would have lasted (w/o FED X) and how long I think GCW will last, it'd have been the same. GCW will definitely not pull a XWC or whatever.

What is with all the hate on the heel of the gods™?

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Corndad 1.Do the Bookers have any ideas for a Tag Team Title in GCW? 2.What will be the difference from GCW to last opposed to TNA/NCW/XWC which didnt last? 3.Who do you see as possible future world champs not in the title scene at the moment? 4.Who would you want to promo against that you haven't had a chance to? 5.Any storylines you are hoping to see form with the TNA talent joining w/ the NCW talent?

1. Interesting you should ask... stay tuned for an announcement soon.

2. You mean what will be the difference for GCW to last, right? Well, obviously, it's the captioneers. Having four bookers is a lot better than before, because we're pretty much guaranteed on time and solid shows, even if one or two of us go out with IP injuries. But if the captioneers (i.e. you guys) lose interest over time, well, nothing can be helped by that. After all, regular captioning slowly died out last year as C-Fedding emerged, so you can't really say "what" will keep this alive. It's you guys.

3. I'd go ahead and say that my current main event list stands (and this is obvious):
- LPD
- Disturbed
- Jack Icon
- Innovator

- Shaggy
- Madman
- Azriel
- Corkscrewed (me)

The first group are the solid main eventers. The second group are the people who are slightly below them but could easily step in. I included Az in case he didn't die. I've added myself in because it seems (from what everyone says I guess) that I should be main eventing by now. But I'm a nice guy, so I'm kinda pulling the anti-HHH. Also, Naitch and LC are excluded because I *think* Naitch is "retired" and LC is like the guy who's there or not. But either of them have main event reputation.

Now that that is settled, the current middle or upper mid carders who could and probably will be world champs include:

- Splaya (and really, he's kinda slipped in and out of main even status)
- Thunder (hard worker, sort of a modern version of Az)

And really... that's probably it as far as current ACTIVE promo'ers. Marcyo might cut it, but he's in limbo. Slim is gone or else he would have been on the list. Unbelievably enough, I think Paul *could* have the material if he could be consistently solid, but he seems to always get in trouble, and he's way to volatile.

4. In other words... feud with?
- Jack Icon
- Disturbed
- Loopy
...would be my top three.

5. Well, I've always thought CK and Slater would make a good team. And no I'm not saying that just because it'd make my life as a match writer easier.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by SuperSlim I'll just say congrats

Thanks.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Savior 1. Is GCW mostly Jabbas fed? 2. Uhhhhh is there a point to me promoing?

Lately, since the rest of us have been busier, Jabba's made more of the executive decisions (as in he proposes, we agree or not). I just made a few suggestions for the PPV card. Jabba organizes things, but it's relatively democratic.

Well, you never really officially said you're in, so I dunno. If you're committing officially, then we'll find stuff for you, and then there would be a point. If you're not interested in being in the fed "seriously," then I guess not. I don't mind your "TRO-style" promo's (lately) though, since they're just silly comedy relief and stuff.

[Innovator]

Did you get your years supply of MuscleMilk from Cytosport yet, Mr. Bookerman?

If you get get rid of one cfedder, who would it be?

[loopydate]

If Vince McMahon booked GCW, how would things be different?

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Kapoutman 1) Do you follow hockey on TV. If yes, what's your favorite team AND favorite player. 2) Here's a challenge. Take Slim, Owen and Paul. Tell me how you would book a believable angle that lasts three PPVs maximum, which culminates in Slim being a believable FACE champ. Oooooooooooooh THAT'S HARD.

1. Not really. When it comes to hockey, I admit to being a bandwagon fan. Obviously, I like the Kings and the Ducks, but seeing as how hockey and the NBA go on at the same time, I mostly follow the Lakers. I don't watch hockey games, though I'll check up on the standings. No real favorite player, although a few years ago I really liked Teemu Selanie (sp?). And Paul Kariya was great too as a Duck. He's a classy guy, and I still respect him.

2. Ooooh, a challenge, eh? Alright, I'll bite.

We'll set it up this way: Paul is champ at the onset of our angle. He's built up relative credibility (because we have no choice but to assume that for the purposes of what's been given), and he's playing the cocky punk character who's got a sadistic side to him. Now, for months (years, really... ), Owen's been an annoying thorn to his side. We'll say that recently, Owen's been bugging Paul again, taking that special interest.

So we begin with TV Show #1 and Paul cutting a promo. Any promo. Owen interrupts as comedic relief and does his usual hitting on Paul bit. This time, he presses the button too far, perhaps touching Paul and carressing his chest or something in the middle of the ring, so Paul totally snaps and gives Owen a severe beatdown. Numerous punches to the face, the FU, four or five chairshots to the head and the back. Kicking Owen when he's down. Paul leaves to massive heat.

TV Show #2 features Paul gloating over the beatdown he gave. He "sent a message," and this proves that anyone who messes with him will be fucked up badly. Suddenly, Slim's music hits, and the crowd is utterly shocked that he's back. Paul is shocked, then bursts out laughing. Meanwhile, the crowd gives him a lukewarm reception, with some of the fans giving him the usual "face reaction to a wrestler who hasn't been on the show for a long time" but most of the fans taunting and jeering, especially since Slim's been made to be a huge joke for so long.

Slim looks solemn as he makes his way to the ring. He talks about how he messed up big time. How he was immature before, and how he made all these mistakes. He was addicted. He had demons. It's sort of like when Eddie Guerrero talks about his alcoholic demons, except in this case, we DO play upon Slim's backstory, going as far as to say that yes, Slim had problems.

But then he continues and talks about how over the past few months (or however long it's been), he's been to therapy and all this other stuff. Slowly, he's trying to turn his life around. Slim is solemn and regretful of his past. He looks sincerely sorry. He goes on to talk about how he's learned from his ways, and he wants to live each life as a moral person. And in doing that, he cannot stand idly by and watch people hurt other people... not if he can do anything about it (this refers to Paul beating Owen down). The idea, of course, is that Slim knows that if people are going to give him any chance, they have to know that he's really committed. And that also means that he has to genuinely forgive someone like Owen (who's raped him in the past, of course), and help Owen, despite all that Owen's done to Slim before. Think of the convict who finds God and seriously wants to be a veritable saint for the rest of his life to atone for his sins.

Of course, Paul doesn't buy it. Heck, even if he did buy it, he wouldn't show it. So Paul ridicules Slim, blasts him, uses every verbal low blow in the book. But surprisingly, Slim does not retaliate with violence. Paul continues with the verbal attacks, and finally pushes Slim. The crowd pops, expecting Slim to fight back, but instead, Slim just shakes his head and exits the ring and walks to the back. Paul calls him a coward, etc... etc..., and ultimately lands the "child rapist" label. Slim stops at the top of the ramp, turns around as if to walk back, then thinks better of it and leaves.

The crowd is confused, but this exchange starts to build Slim's character as the repenting sinner coming back to make a better life for himself.

PPV #1 features Paul vs Owen. This would probably be a minor PPV to feature a champ vs what's technically a joke character, but whatever. The finish sees Paul getting himself DQ'ed by using a chair on Owen. He loses the match but retains the belt because it was via a DQ. Paul continues to abuse Owen, but out of nowhere, Slim slides into the ring to stop it! Paul turns around to him Slim with the chair, but Slim ducks it and nails a side kick. Then he gives Paul his finisher (whatever he'd call the Book End). Slim helps Owen out of the ring. Cue staredown from the ring to the top of the ramp to close out this segment and start the feud en proper.

TV Show #3 has Paul starting off with the expected promo against Slim for messing with his business. Include a few jabs at Slim being a pedo and such.

Later in the show, Slim has a match against some random person. Give the match about five minutes, then have Paul run in and blindside Slim (giving him the win via DQ). Have Paul proceed to beat Slim down badly with a steel chair, some chains, anything that would make it look brutal. Slim blades. Paul gloats. Paul is established as this maniacal heel while Slim slowly wins face support. Paul spits on Slim's face, steps over him, and generally gives total disrespect after this beatdown is over.

TV Show #4 has Slim talking about how Paul did a number on him. And maybe this is part of what Slim must suffer, as penance. He seems resigned to his fate, theorizing that given the bad things he's done, he deserves some "punishment." This brings Paul out to gloat, as usual, and play upon the slightly religious imagery (in controversial fashion, as only Paul can). This builds up to Paul slapping Slim straight in the mouth in a display of total disrespect. Slim tells Paul if he expects a reaction just out of that, then he should be disappointed. Slim isn't going to fight back just because Paul slapped him once. He's a changed man. However, seeing has how Paul's been a general joke, Slim enlisted the help of a friend who DOESN'T have any qualms with doing bad stuff...

Flash to the titantron, where none other than Owen Radd is in the parking lot. Owen talks quickly about how Slim really is different, and while he's not trusting anyone, he appreciates what Slim did last PPV at least. So to return the favor, he decided to have Paul's Hummer filled with cement. Yup, even the car phone.

Back in the arena, Paul is peeved. Slim slides out of the ring before he can do much and flashes the slightest bit of a smile, the first deviation from the Mr. Saint character he's been playing.

At PPV #2, Paul has a title match against another midcarder... lets just say Cool King at the moment. Standard back and forth match, but at the end, Slim costs Paul the match by either distracting him or tripping him up, allowing CK to nail his finisher out of nowhere (maybe it's the CK Stunner, since that's a fast move) and get the pinfall to become new champ.

On TV Show #5, Paul comes out pissed off. He talks about how he was screwed out of his match, and he wants a rematch. Then he goes off on Slim and how he's just a little bitch and how he hasn't changed and he's still being bad and all that crap. Paul's kind of off his rockers, so he rambles back and forth. Fed Authority Guy (not the best acronym...) comes out and says that Paul really needs to make up his mind. Who does he want? CK or Slim? Paul answers Slim. Then says "No, CK!" Then "No, Slim!" and so on a couple more times. F.A.G. finally says that Paul will get both of his wishes... at the next PPV, it'll be Slim vs Paul vs Cool King for the title.

Later on, Paul can take out his frustration by killing a lower carder. We could also feature some backstage skit featuring Slim going around and sort of resetting his character, apologizing to, say, Loopy and putting their history behind them. Essentially, it's to continue to establish that Slim really has changed.

On TV Show #6, have a segment where Paul and Slim face off in a promo, and Paul brings out like a really hot high schooler. "Remember Janine? She still wants you." In a PTC-unfriendly moment, "Janine" totally hits on Slim, getting VERY personal. It seems as though Slim may finally falter, as he actually shows strong signs of attraction, but eventually, his willpower overcomes him and he shoves the girl away, then gets on the mic and says that Paul has a lot of nerve to do something like that. He crossed the line.

Cue massive brawl that goes on through backstage and ends with both wrestlers sort of wishing death upon each other. Okay, so Slim's human, but c'mon. You saw how Eddie Guerrero reacted when a fan poured beer on him.

Finally, on PPV #3, Slim obviously wins the very hard-fought match by pinning Paul. Paul busts out a lot of dirty tricks, and CK shows desperation as well by deviating from the straight face book. But ultimately, Slim overcomes the odds by nailing his finisher on Paul while CK is incapacitated and out of the ring.


Now, technically, you could argue that the Paul/Slim feud could continue past this point, but I got the job done: make slim a credible face champ. The quick fix to ending Savior vs Paul (at least for now) is to have someone like LC suddenly attack Slim after the match and beat him down and go with the Slim vs Money Inc. storyline. That way, Slim's focus shifts away from Paul. But you could still have Paul involved in that on in and out... Or you could book the PPV match so that CK and Paul land some pretty intense stuff on each other, and they come out of the PPV feuding with each other. In that case, CK would call out Paul and initiate the feud, essentially "distracting" Paul away from concentrating on Slim. And of course, Slim would be focused on LC and company.


There ya go. You can pay me now... or just rep me the next ten times you can.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by JamesSteele What is with all the hate on the heel of the gods™?

Well... if you're a heel, you SHOULD be hated, right? So maybe you're just a good heel?

Or, if you're referring to the XWC thing... it's fun to rag on that.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Innovator 1. Did you get your years supply of MuscleMilk from Cytosport yet, Mr. Bookerman? 2. If you get get rid of one cfedder, who would it be?

1. No. Waiting on the Crunk Jumpers though.

2. If you say in the history of C-Fedding, then prolly that Too Cool 2 Be Cool guy. If you're forcing me to pick from the current roster, then um... J-Dogg?

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by loopydate If Vince McMahon booked GCW, how would things be different?

The GCW Champion would be Cocky J, returning from retirement for the 5th time. He'd hold the belt for the next six months until Naitch beat him. The following month, he'd get it back.

Disturbed, Innovator, Shaggy, and Seymour would all be in midcard hell. Well, Seymour would be even more in midcard hell.

Corkscrewed would get a false push and a title run that meant nothing because The Cock would hog up all the main event spots nonetheless.

MVP would come back and immediately squash the likes of Shaggy, Azriel, and Jack Icon.

Jack Icon would be hated by everyone in smarkdom.

Lou P. Daight would be in a love triangle storyline with Angie and Fat Doug Mendoza, then turn on Angie and declare his love with Doug. Lou would Angry Face Angie, thus getting monster heel heat. Fat Doug would give birth to a foot, then lose an incredible amount of weight and look like Bobby Lashley. A month later, Loopy and Angie would make up, and Loopy would move on to feud with a returning Havoc, even though Havoc accidentally broke HurriPimp's neck in a match the week before by being sloopy.

Dark Kane would be the on-screen GM.

Adrian Moore, Thunder, Seymour, Remy, J-Dogg, Wils'n, Slater, Zack, Joey Radd, Azriel, Marcyo, and CK would be fired.

[Impact!]

What do u think of the Hurripimp

What would u say he needs to improve

Where would u rank him at the moment

Where do u see Hurripimp in the future

What else do u have to say on the hurripimp

If I repped u, would u rep me back

[Impact!]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed The GCW Champion would be Cocky J, returning from retirement for the 5th time. He'd hold the belt for the next six months until Naitch beat him. The following month, he'd get it back. Disturbed, Innovator, Shaggy, and Seymour would all be in midcard hell. Well, Seymour would be even more in midcard hell. Corkscrewed would get a false push and a title run that meant nothing because The Cock would hog up all the main event spots nonetheless. MVP would come back and immediately squash the likes of Shaggy, Azriel, and Jack Icon. Jack Icon would be hated by everyone in smarkdom. Lou P. Daight would be in a love triangle storyline with Angie and Fat Doug Mendoza, then turn on Angie and declare his love with Doug. Lou would Angry Face Angie, thus getting monster heel heat. Fat Doug would give birth to a foot, then lose an incredible amount of weight and look like Bobby Lashley. A month later, Loopy and Angie would make up, and Loopy would move on to feud with a returning Havoc, even though Havoc accidentally broke HurriPimp's neck in a match the week before by being sloopy. Dark Kane would be the on-screen GM. Adrian Moore, Thunder, Seymour, Remy, J-Dogg, Wils'n, Slater, Zack, Joey Radd, Azriel, Marcyo, and CK would be fired.

WTF





Just for that I should get a GCW title win

[The Naitch]

1) The Cock is currently in Hollywood right now. Now if you were to book his return and put it on the table for the other bookers to look at, how would you book The Cock for a 1 month stay (One PPV match)

[Funky Fly]

What the fuck is Funky Fly doing in the C-fed forum?

[Gone Mad]

1.) Why are you so cool?

2.) When will I, the Mad One, win the GCW championship?

3.) Who's your favorite fedder at the moment?

[Savior]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Well, you never really officially said you're in, so I dunno. If you're committing officially, then we'll find stuff for you, and then there would be a point. If you're not interested in being in the fed "seriously," then I guess not. I don't mind your "TRO-style" promo's (lately) though, since they're just silly comedy relief and stuff.

Dunno seeing me raped on TV doesn't exactly make me want to jump back in to promoing.

[Cool King]

1) When do you think Cool King will be GCW Champ?

2) What do you think will be Cool King's first GCW Title?

3) Do you think my promos are getting better of worse?

4) Why did you pick Batista to use as Corky?

5) Why is Funky Fly posting in the C-Fed Forum?

6) Who is your favourite WWE Wrestler at this moment? (From RAW and SmackDown!)

7) Why am I asking so many questions?

Congrats BTW.

[The Naitch]

Originally Posted by Funky Fly What the fuck is Funky Fly doing in the C-fed forum?

interesting, I remember you made a cameo at ForumMania 1 in my Skybox lounge. I used the pic of your naked ass invading my fridge. It was brief but you are a part of C-Fed history.

[The Naitch]

Originally Posted by Cool King 1) When do you think Cool King will be GCW Champ? Never. You botched that huge poll. 2) What do you think will be Cool King's first GCW Title? Probably a tag title when Marcyo comes to rescue you 3) Do you think my promos are getting better of worse? The blue font is amazing 4) Why did you pick Batista to use as Corky? So Corky can use pics with Naitch in them 5) Why is Funky Fly posting in the C-Fed Forum? He still wants royalties from his 2 second ForumMania 1 appearance. GET THE E OUT! 6) Who is your favourite WWE Wrestler at this moment? (From RAW and SmackDown!) RAW: John Cena SD!: Rey Mysterio 7) Why am I asking so many questions? 8 questions would be too much. 7 is just right Congrats BTW.

[The Naitch]

Originally Posted by gonMad00 1.) Why are you so cool? 2.) When will I, the Mad One, win the GCW championship? 3.) Who's your favorite fedder at the moment?

1) Because my mother said so

2) The Madman will somehow book himself into a title match, just like NM

3) Innovator should rp as CM Crunk. I had huge plans for him but he got it twisted My answer is Wils'n. Short and sweet.

[The Naitch]

yeah, we should turn this into a Horsemen question and answer thread.

But I'll ask Corky a question:

1) You don't have to dig it up, but what was your favorite Cock, Naitch, and Little Naitch promo?


Since this thread is all about The Horsemen...ah fuck it, I'll make my own thread

[Aussie Skier]

Congrats Cork:

Questions:

1. Why, when you could have clearly won the NCW title (and now the GCW Title), are you not gunning 4 the titles?

2. Do you see a conflict of interest with yourself, with Afrodo, Madman's characters and NM's characters, due to ur positions as bookers?

3. What does the future hold for the most successful tag team captioner in C-fedding (me)?

4. Is LPD stale?

5. How kickass would it have been if:
- angie had stayed around, and then turned on LPD and joined up with OSI, hence cemmenting her (and OSI) as the top heels in NCW? ... or would that have sucked?
(I asked her about this by the wayl, but she wouldn't play ball)

6. Who is the most entertaining tag team in c-fedding?

7. WHo is the most underutilised c-fedder at the moment?

8. Will I pass my final exam for the year tomorrow in public economics?

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by impact player 1. What do u think of the Hurripimp 2. What would u say he needs to improve 3. Where would u rank him at the moment 4. Where do u see Hurripimp in the future 5. What else do u have to say on the hurripimp 6. If I repped u, would u rep me back

1. Vast improvement over Shane Storm. Storm wasn't bad, but Pimp is my favorite Cruiser who promo's regularly. Random funniness without being too over the top.

2. Not a lot... Just be steady w/ the promos?

3. I dunno. 10th?

4. I don't see him as main event material, but he could get some good midcard feuds.

5. Get me some hoes.

6. Okay.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by The Naitch 1) The Cock is currently in Hollywood right now. Now if you were to book his return and put it on the table for the other bookers to look at, how would you book The Cock for a 1 month stay (One PPV match)

Prolly a standard "Face or Heel runs his mouth, brings out the Cock, challenge laid down, match happens, Cock leaves" deal. If it's a heel, Cock would put him over. If it's a face, Cock would cheat to win. Have a Hollywood connection going.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Funky Fly What the fuck is Funky Fly doing in the C-fed forum?

He couldn't get enough of The Cock.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by gonMad00 1.) Why are you so cool? 2.) When will I, the Mad One, win the GCW championship? 3.) Who's your favorite fedder at the moment?

1. Charisma like mine is born, not learned. So just because.

2. When you start using your backstage stroke.

3. Me. I mean Disturbed.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Cool King 1) When do you think Cool King will be GCW Champ? 2) What do you think will be Cool King's first GCW Title? 3) Do you think my promos are getting better of worse? 4) Why did you pick Batista to use as Corky? 5) Why is Funky Fly posting in the C-Fed Forum? 6) Who is your favourite WWE Wrestler at this moment? (From RAW and SmackDown!) 7) Why am I asking so many questions? Congrats BTW.

1. Truthfully, not anytime soon. You're gonna have to do some serious wow-age on the solo promos. In time, you might make it though. I can picture a feud with loopy in the long term future. Just don't botch turning heel.

2. Tag Titles

3. Minus the unintentional heel turn that wasn't really a heel turn, definitely better. Over the past year, you've gone from being a person I totally ignored when reading promos to a person whose promos I read (although occassionally I WILL skim, so you're not in the "read all the time" group yet like people like Disturbed and Loopy are, just to name a couple of examples).

4. I didn't. Jabba picked it. Great move on his part too. I'm not gonna tell you the type of guy I had in mind originally... but he would have been a cruiserweight basically.

5. He can't get enough of The Cock.

6. SmackDOWN: I'm of course partial to Batista, just cuz. I've lost a ton of interest in SD recently, but my current fave would have to be Kennedy. I am also a huge Taker mark, of course. I think people just ignore that tho.
GEEZ, I feel so damn guilty that I had forgotten about Eddie Guerrero at the time. WTF was I thinking? *sigh* Eddie. Eddie is my favorite wrestler.

RAW: Kurt Freakin' Angle.

7. You're trying to get pushed. Off a ledge.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by The Naitch yeah, we should turn this into a Horsemen question and answer thread. But I'll ask Corky a question: 1) You don't have to dig it up, but what was your favorite Cock, Naitch, and Little Naitch promo? Since this thread is all about The Horsemen...ah fuck it, I'll make my own thread

Little Naitch: When he FU'ed the Ferret to death.

Cock: I'll cheat and say your entire series w/ Jack Icon was amazing.

Naitch: Birth of a Viagra Addict. (or well, the one where you Woo'ed so long you broke the page )

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Aussie_Skier Congrats Cork: Questions: 1. Why, when you could have clearly won the NCW title (and now the GCW Title), are you not gunning 4 the titles? 2. Do you see a conflict of interest with yourself, with Afrodo, Madman's characters and NM's characters, due to ur positions as bookers? 3. What does the future hold for the most successful tag team captioner in C-fedding (me)? 4. Is LPD stale? 5. How kickass would it have been if: - angie had stayed around, and then turned on LPD and joined up with OSI, hence cemmenting her (and OSI) as the top heels in NCW? ... or would that have sucked? (I asked her about this by the wayl, but she wouldn't play ball) 6. Who is the most entertaining tag team in c-fedding? 7. WHo is the most underutilised c-fedder at the moment? 8. Will I pass my final exam for the year tomorrow in public economics?

1. I'm the anti-HHH. Well, more seriously, probably because I'm too damn nice. Before, it was because I figured I should "pay my dues." And now, it's because I know I can get the main event feud sometime, and I'm willing to wait. Plus someone's gotta rescue Splaya since he dropped the ball vs LC.

2. Not really. Madman and I are on the same level, but we've never really interacted and we could probably go a while without really feuding. Afrodo is a half joke half midcarder. Nowhere Man hardly promos, so obviously no threat from him.

3. Challenge Jack Icon. Do it. Seriously. Elevate yourself, kid. You deserve it after all the hard work you've put into this.

4. Only in kayfabe. (meaning no, of course not; he's the type of guy who could stay over forever)

5. I wouldn't buy it. Angie, like Lou, was born to play the face. I don't see Angie as a heel. If 'Becca wants to play heel, she's got WB to do that.

6. Gotta throw the hat to CK and Marcyo on this one. You carried J-Dogg, but to be honest, he didn't pull his share, so that tags you two out.

7. Sounds cliche, but probably Moore. Part of the gimmick is that you play your role as the underused guy so damn well, so to actually push you like you deserve, it'd be sort of pulling a Catch-22. I think Thunder and LK are also pretty good promo'ers who probably deserve more than they've gotten.

8. I hope so... since if you didn't, you'd prolly have less time for C-Feds because you'd have to study for that instead.

[Nowhere Man]

Originally Posted by The Naitch 2) The Madman will somehow book himself into a title match, just like NM.

When exactly did this happen? If you're talking about Dude winning the #1 Contender shot at FM3, I was going to give the shot to TRO before he went AWOL, and didn't have much other choice. Aside from that, none of my TNA characters were in any sort of title match while I was booking. Matter o' fact, NM did the job every time I put him in a match.

[The Naitch]