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Money Inc introduces Innovator
$Here Comes the Money$
 Fans Pop Huge for thier hometown hero       LC: Do you people know who I am?
  LC: Yu dam right. I call the shots around here. If I wanna stir shit up, I'll stir shit up. If I want to come out and be part on main events, I'll do just that. But I see some people just don't realize the power of posses Money Inc fans boooooo LPD, Slater and the other guy LC: Listen here MIC, you want a war? Well you got one. The battle lines have been drawn and my army is set. My Money Inc army. Which brings me to the newest acquisition of the family Fans in the club are creaming themselves right now  LC: This is a man who was one of my greatest enemies in the past, but now has seen the light. He has now seen what money, power, and fame can do for a guy. This is a man who has a fire under him and he will take what he wants. Yea, I'm talking to you Jack. Money Inc is proud to welcome the man who will soon become the next GCW World Champion. He is...... INNOVATOR  Money Inc fans go Nuts!!!!!    Fans Chany Money Inc as the segment ends Last edited by Loose Cannon; 11-29-2005 at 09:37 AM. |
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11-29-2005, 08:40 AM
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11-29-2005, 09:35 AM
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Slater and Thunder make an appearance.
*Cool King enters the arena and Dictator quickly approaches him*
Dictator: Hey CK! Cool King: Oh god.  Dictator: Hey, is it OK if I interview yo? Cool King: OK. Dictator: Gud, ok, so yo had some shrimp yasterday. Vhat was that like? Cool King:  What kind of question is that?Dictator:  Cool King: *Sigh* Well I had some shrimp yesterday and it was pretty good because I was so hungry from that long flight that I would eat anything, so I took one bite.... Quote:
*The woman goes away and Dictator follows her* Cool King: Hey!? *Then Roach runs up to Cool King* Roach: Hey since Dictator ditched you, can I interview you?  Cool King: *Sigh* I guess so. Roach: Great, get those cameras rolling. *The cameras get set up* Voice: We are live nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!  Roach: Hi folks, right beside is the man that sadly, lost a chance to be Number 1 contender for the GCW International Title, Cool King. So Cool King, what does it feel like to lose a match that important?  Cool King: Well how do you think it feels? How would you feel if you dominated an entire match and you eliminated 2 guys, and there was one more left to eliminate. Then the no good coward gets you from behind because he has no guts to look you in the eyes, then he hits his finisher on you and elimanates you, then acts like he just won some freakin' war!? Eh? how would YOU feel Roach? Roach: Um...I would be pretty pissed off. Cool King: There, you just answered your own question. *Cool King walks away but the camera follows him until he reaches a locker room*  *Cool King goes into the room* Cool King: Hey Thunder, what's up? *Cool King cloeses the door with the camera still on the otherside, then the camera fades to black* |
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11-29-2005, 09:41 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
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Just oncase people dont see it on the otherpage, I'm gonna do a Naitch and repost it.
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11-29-2005, 10:08 AM
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Splaya, Madman
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 Disturbed: Holy shit, no wonder I cant remember anything before dinner that night. Oh my god, is that my elbow? Oh well at least I saved the world. Right, I better go do the rounds. *Disturbed gets up and walks around backstage*  Cheetah: Hey there hero  Disturbed: Are you coming on to me? Cheetah: You bet *purrs*Disturbed: Urgh, get your STD infested vagina away from me you little whore. Send Shaggy my regards, cock. *Disturbed walks round the corner*  Outsider: Hey Disturbed! How you feeling? Did they ever find your little finger? Disturbed: Yeah, they did  Outsider: ByeDisturbed: Bye *Disturbed walks some more* Disturbed: Oh for fuck sake......  *Crowd pop* Disturbed: Ok, ok, lets get this stupid interaction over with. Lance: Hey, I know you! Disturbed: Excuse me? You actually remember who I am? Lance: Yeah, your the guy that saved the world. Disturbed: Thats right, because I am......  Disturbed: SUPER-DISTURBED-MAN! Lance: Oh Disturbed: Oh what? Lance: I was thinking of the other guy, LPD Disturbed:  FUCK YOU LANCE, FUCK YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!*Disturbed storms off. Later that evening...*  Lance: Ah, nothing beats a nice ride home. What the hell!?   *BANG*  Disturbed: SPLAYA, MADMAN! I AM GOING TO SQUASH YOU LIKE I JUST SQUASHED LANCE ARMSTRONG! ON MELTDOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! *fade to black* |
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11-29-2005, 10:34 AM
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my other rides your mom
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126.........why are we counting?
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11-29-2005, 12:52 PM
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Time to Nut Up or Shut up
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{I'm really sorry ya'll I've just been mad busy and wanted to take my time to write good promos so I'm real sorry Remy and everyone else.]
J Dogg is in the back................  J Dogg: You know it's kinda funny ever since last week I've been looked at like I'm the bad guy here. I'm not the one who tapped out I'm not the one who dropped the ball. It's not my fault that Adrian tapped out. You know that's the problem every where I look someone else is depending on me. It's my job to basically hold the team together if it weren't for me OSI would have crumbled a long time ago.  And still can I ever get a "Gee thanks J Dogg" Or "Gee you tried your best J Dogg" See for 15 years I've been pulling my partners out of predicaments. For 15 years I've been looking out for everyone else when the person I should really care about is myself.  All this time in OSI it's been all about whatever Remy wants whatever Adrian wants whatever Hurripimp wants but, not once has it been about me. And frankly I'm getting kinda sick and tired of getting blamed for every single fucking thing that has ever happened in my life. It seems like everybody else is blameless oh yeah"Let's all just blame J Dogg for everything" Well that shit isn't gonna fly with me. All Adrian had to do was reverse the submission move or something and then what does he do he taps out. Now if all of OSI wants to blame me for him tapping out that's fine with me. If they wanna be pissed off at me then so be it but rest assured one day I'm gonna get sick of keeping together OSI and I'm just gonna say "Fuck this shit and Fuck OSI" And if OSI isn't careful that day may come a little sooner then orignally planned. |
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11-29-2005, 01:01 PM
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The following has been extracted from THEX2.net for your viewing pleasure.
 Xero: I'm here, outside thinking... What can I do tonight? Do I want to go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant? Nah, not hungry... Do I want to post on TPWW? Nah, too many fucking n00bs... I know! I'll pay a visit to our good friends over at the GCW Arena!  Xero: Hey, this place is HU- oh, wait...  Xero: LOL. Anyway, let's pay a visit to some of our good friends. Hey, look over there! It's none other than OUTSIDER!  Outsider: Heyuh Xerouh! I want to bookuh youh! Xero: Pfft, NOW you want to book me... Okay, fine, book me in a match... AGAINST YOU!!!! (Xero hits the Shocker on Outsider)   Xero: Hah. Book THAT, BITCH! Oh, hey! It's COOL KING!  Cool King: Hey Xero! I suck! Xero: You sure do! Cool King: And I'm made of plastic! Xero: Indeed. (Xero throws Cool King across a field)  Xero: Hmmm, he CANNOT be a heavyweight... (Xero laughs and then turns towards the camera.)   Xero: All kidding aside. You will see me. Oh yes. You will seem me soon. You will see me and you WILL book me. You don't know where, you don't know when, but soon, I'll be there, and you'll be booking me booker man. YOU WILL FUCKING BOOK ME! And THAT is why they call me The Xinnovator. That is why they call me Xero. And when you see me... You will feel...  Xero: THE SHOCKER! The preceding is the sole possession of THEX2.net and may not be used on any other web site, organization, or wrestler's ass without written permission. Last edited by Xero; 11-29-2005 at 01:17 PM. |
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11-29-2005, 01:20 PM
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Kiss the blade
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Somewhere... In a taco bell far far away....
 BURRITO GUERRERO...  Burrito: Hand over the burritos and no one gets hurt!!!!!  Guy Behind Counter: Is this a joke?  Burrito: Just gimme the burritos! Guy:No way dude, your that ass from GCW who threw a burrito at that fat guy Burrito: Yeah, its me the first guy to grace GCW *looks around for a crowd reaction*  Guy: Who are you trying to impress? You cant even rob a Taco Bell. Burrito: I CAN, I WILL, I SHALL REIGHN SUPREME! Guy: See, you cant even spell 'reign' *picks up giant burrito*  Burrito: Ha! Guy: That is for display purposes only sir Burrito: GRRRR... *jumps over counter and steals a sackload of Burritos*   Burrito: Shit! Cops! *Few mins later...* |
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11-29-2005, 01:27 PM
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Kiss the blade
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 Burrito: SHIIIIIIIT! *SMASH*  Burrito: Damn.. |
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11-29-2005, 02:16 PM
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11-29-2005, 02:21 PM
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LOL is it hate on Cool King week?
If so, you better watch yourself Kingy |
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11-29-2005, 02:21 PM
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KEY'D
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11-29-2005, 02:25 PM
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11-29-2005, 02:27 PM
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KEY'D
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Actually, Undertaker was the first figure pic I saw.
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11-29-2005, 02:29 PM
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 Voice: CZW! CZW! CZW! CZW! CZW!  Dick: I'M DICK! Sadistic Dick Mondo to be precise! And I'm here to teach you the pure basics of professional wrestling. (Dick points to a TV screen)  Dick: This is an arm bar. Do you see something wrong with it? That's right. Where are the ladders? Where's the barbed wire? Where's the blood?  Dick: See the difference in this picture? This is where the EMOTION is! This is all about technical wrestling, baby! What an amazing match this was!  Dick: This one... Ugh... Is an Ankle Lock. What's wrong here? Why, there are fans in the stands. How can you have a good wrestling match with FANS!?  Dick: Now HERE is where all the emotion can be FELT! Two or three real fans, and the rest are the HARDCORRRRRREEEE workers. This is where all the magic happens.  Dick: This is what "real" fans (COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH) think is a GOOD wrestling move, but we know better, don't we?  Dick: Now THIS is a TECHNICAL MASTERPEICCCCEEEE! Look at that BEAUTIFUL 'Plex through a BARBED WIRE FLAMING BOMB TABLE!!!!!!!!! THAT is REEEEEAAALLLLL WRESTLING!  Dick: That's our lesson for today, my hardcore freaks! Now, if you'll excuse me... (Dick climbs up a ladder.)   Dick: WEEE HOOOOOOO!!!!   Dick: I AM EXTREEEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Dick: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Voice: CZW! CZW! CZW! CZW! CZW! (Fade out) |
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11-29-2005, 02:36 PM
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Is Not Impressed
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Hey Nerf.
I was looking at your profile and I saw this. What's suppose to be happeing in the gif? 
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11-29-2005, 02:47 PM
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 Wils'n: HEY COOL KING OMG IT'S COOL KING REMEMBER THAT TIME I BEAT YOU IN NCW COOL KING!!!!!! Cool King: Hey you better watch out, I'm a loose cannon devil of a dog badass who doesn't play by the rules. *cracks knuckles* Wils'n:  SUREEEEEE. JUST LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT LEGEND KILLER!!!Cool King:   Wils'n: PLZ DO ME A FVOR COOL KING. TELL UR MIC BUDDY Adrian Moore that I'm looking forward to playing trouble and sipping champign with him later. CK: What the hell, Adrian Moore is in OSI not MIC... Wils'n you're retarded. But uh I have to maintain face status, so, um, have a hug.  Wils'n: no way, I might catch the suckiness.CK: That's too bad, because I was just on my way to play my brand new X-BOX 360!!   Damn you XBOX360
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11-29-2005, 02:50 PM
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11-29-2005, 02:57 PM
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And at your promo.Especially this.
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11-29-2005, 03:01 PM
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Kiss the blade
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Damn, I want a match
GIVE BURRITO A MATCH |
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11-29-2005, 03:13 PM
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burrito vs. The Answer
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11-29-2005, 04:10 PM
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Oh no, there goes Tokyo.
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Game night with MIC
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 Seymour: "The other guy?!" Oh, that is some grade-A bullhonkey!  LPD: Man's got a point, Seymour. I mean, you haven't exactly been catching the world on fire with promos lately. By the way, my Elven Ranger attacks your Skeleton Sorceror with Rapid Shot. Seymour: Roll to hit.  LPD: BOO-YA! Natural 20! Critical hit means triple damage!!!  Terrance: Foolish mortal! Undead creatures are immune to criticals! How do you expect to best Money Inc when you can't even take down a stinking Sorceror?  LPD: How about I Throw you for a Loop again and see just who here can't take who down?  Sonny: Now, now, gentlemen, no need for hostilities here. We've got to focus on working together!  Seymour: Wow, Sonny, that's awfully gung-ho of you.  Sonny: YOU SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE YOU SNIVELLING LITTLE SHIT!  Seymour: Right....well anyway, we do need to work out a way to beat LC, Zack, and Innovator.  Slater: WE SHOULD HAVE A BAKE SALE! Oh, and Slater's Dwarf Barbarian uses a Mighty Cleave on the row of Goblin Archers, with a +2 modifier for Bull's Strength.  CK: OR, we could, y'know, beat them in a wrestling match. I quick-draw my Vorpal Great Axe and charge the Black Dragon.  Terrance: I cast disintegration on Cool King.  Seymour: But you're on the same team! Terrance: I SAID DO IT! Seymour: *sigh* fine. CK, roll for spell resistance.  CK: YEAH, BABY! 25! In your face, Terrance!  Seymour: Not so fast there, CK. That's a high-level spell, and it needs a saving check of at least 30. I'm afraid Terrance just vaporized you.  Terrance: EEEE-HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEE!!!! Now I take his stuff!  CK:You dick. *THUNK!!!*   Sonny: Jeez, CK, that was a little overboard, don't ya think? Seymour: He'll be fine. Anyway, how should we deal with the match this week? LPD: I figure you can deal with Zack, I'll handle LC. Preppie can fight off Innovator, plus there's the chance that that guy in the face-paint will take care of Inno for us. Seymour: Is that the face-painted guy who got thrown off a bridge? Or the face-painted guy who turns into a hippie for no reason?  Slater: PREPPIE NO LIKE PAINTY-FACE MAN!  LPD: Okay, wait. Are you Preppie, or is that what you call Zack, or what? I'm confused. *THOOOM!!!* Sonny: Oh, I forgot to tell you guys I invited Big Zylla tonight.  Seymour: Okay, fine. Did he bring his own dice? |
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11-29-2005, 04:31 PM
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 Icon: It sure was good of Outsider to give us the day off. The beach is the perfect place to relax… And to pick up hot chicks.  Roider: Whoa… Check it out.   Icon: Hello ladies…  Girls: Hello fellas.  Icon: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS! |
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11-29-2005, 04:42 PM
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2012 Tipsters 4th Place
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My First Challenger... *LK obviously*
*Screen fades to the announcer's desk where Roach and the King are sitting*
 Roach:That's right King, Global Warming is in the books and GCW is off and running at full blast... even got a pretty good card shaping up for the next Monday Night Meltdown, and unquestionably the biggest match signed so far is a battle between two men that have crossed paths a time or two before in their days at TNA... ofcourse I'm talking about the International Title Match where Legend Killer will be going up against the man I wanna bring in right now... the Newly Crowned GCW International Champion, Thunder... First off champ congrats on the big win at Global Warming...  Thunder: Well, thanks Roach, wanna start off by saying thanks for not ruining my title push with your comments you ma... Roach: *Nervously*... Yea.. um lets move on though *under his breath while looking at The King* make sure Outsider doesn't hear that comment *back to normal talking volume* Anyways, as I said before this isn't the first time you and LK have crossed paths, talk alittle bit about your history...  Thunder: Yea, its no secret about our history, heck we were setting up a huge fued between us just as TNA was closing, practically all the fueds I was involved with in TNA, also involved LK... I will say this, every match we had in TNA was 5 star performance, no matterif we were going against each other in a singles match or tag match, or even tagging together on a few occassions, we make each other better in the ring, no denying it, and I expect nothing less at Meltdown... Roach: Although thats a great history, this is the present champ, and things have changed, maybe comment about LK's new found attitude towards the business...  Thunder: Yea it's been kinda pecular, I mean I completely understand being one of the guys in the back sometimes feeling like I was being underused myself, that I can see, but what I don't agree with is how he's going about it, coming out every week and just complaining about it to the fans like they are the ones that are making all the decisions, then blaming the fans in some cases. I feel that is total and under BS...  Thunder: It is True the fans can make or break you, and I thank them for backing me straight to this title, but its not there fault all the backstage politics going on. Heck, I love this business more then anyone else, but even I know thats the downside. What you gotta do is keep fighting, and LK I know you have that in you but you have been taking the so called low road... not my style, so Im gonna do what I do best, smack some sense into him by giving him some tough love and kicking his ass retaining my GCW International Championship... Roach: I am definately looking forward to that match, and I'm sure we will be hearing from ya before Meltdown again, but I wanna ask ya a question about outside the ring, its well documented your attempts at making yourself a big star especially in commercials, any big deals pouring in since you won the title...  Thunder: Well first and foremost, I wanna say I'm not going anywhere, if it comes down to it and I gotta choose if I continue doing my thing in the ring being the most techical captioner in the world today, or becoming a big movie or commercial star, its no contest, I will continue to do what I do best and thats kick ass here in GCW, I'm not gonna just leave C-fedding to better myself like some other C-fedders have done, I mean hell, in just my short time in my C-fedding life, I've lived through XWC, TNA, their rise and falls, the mass exodus of talent after Fed X and now to getting GCW off the ground... I'm not going anywhere. To anwser your question, yes my agent Few Rosenburg, has got numerous calls from advertisers since the title win, but for now I'm turning down many of them due to the time I gotta put into to being the best damn International Champion this company will ever see... Roach: So your taking time off commercials due to the title win, not just because of all the dibales you've had filming them...  Thunder: Roach, how do still have a job? I guess someones gotta make all of the Anwser's Munchie Runs... but seriously... yea sure, I begin to think the commercial thing hasnt been great so far, but then I look at my shoulder here and see that beautiful gold belt and just makes me smile, to prove all the doubters wrong, to prove that with hard work and determination the goals you set can be acheived, no matter who gets put infront of ya in the ring, or infront of ya behind the scenes and LK, I guess I'm gonna have to show ya that in person, in the middle of that ring at Meltdown... *Screen fades to a promo for the next Meltdown including some of the old footage from TNA of LK and Thunder tagging together* |
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11-29-2005, 05:00 PM
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 X-BOX360!!! YOU MAY, HAVE WON THE BATTLE, but I won the war!!!! Show the photos!    
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11-29-2005, 05:12 PM
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Wils'n
 Cool King: MY X-BOX 360!!!!   Wils'n: Oopsie doodle.  Cool King: WILS'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! 
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11-29-2005, 08:26 PM
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EL MERO MERO!
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MADMAN: Your favorite fedder promos again...
 Dementia: Ladies and germs, on the next Meltdown, you will witness GREATNESS! YOUR favorite c-fedder, MadMan will be in a Triple Threat match for the number one contendership of the GCW Heavyweight belt! And you know what? He's gonna beat those two, Disturbed and Splaya! But you don't have to take it from me, here it is from the man himself. Here's the Mad One... MADMAN!  THE HELL ARE YA WAITING FOR?!?! SCROLL DOWN AND READ IT ALREADY!! GEEZZ!! AND NOW A WORD FROM YOUR NEXT GCW CHAMPION, MADMAN...  MadMan: Oh, hello. MadMan here, and I was just finishing up my autobiography. It should be up as soon as possible, just for you guys... THE MAD PEEPS!  But let's get to the real reason why we're here...  MadMan: Tell 'em, Steve-Dave! Steve-Dave: Folks, come Meltdown, my buddy, Mad.... will show Icon and all the others why he was TNA's last great champion and everything he said he's been. MadMan: I... can take it from here. After all, I got this sweet-ass jacket and I gotta show it off for the Peeps, right? OF COURSE, because all of you WISH... wish with all your hearts to be just like me and you know, maybe one day... You can have a sweet jacket, just like mine.  So let's talk about those I face at Meltdown.... Disturbed and Splaya. SPLAYA... the ball-dropper. You seem to be making up for those times, BUT.... you face me next and all that hard work, will be for NOTHING. If for one reason I must take you down, it is because I hate failures and I... AM NOT A FAILURE BY ANY MEANS. Now... Disturbed...  The last NCW champion... well, listen up, champ. I am the last REAL TNA champ and that's saying alot! In fact, one of the reasons I help put together GCW so I could fight you. But Disturbed, with the Mad Peeps by my side, I will show Mr. 3:16 that against me, he is a minute behind and a buck short and that... will NOT guarantee you victory! So ya bald bastard, you think beating Lance Armstrong will make me fear you?? THINK AGAIN. Meltdown, both you and Splaya... WILL BE GONNERS AND THAT.. you can trust... wait... Jack Icon... take notes, save it on your laptop, and study them because you will face true and unstoppable madness and you're gonna have to do whatever it takes to stop me from taking that belt. AND THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME ON!  Now, if you excuse me... me and Demy have our own "training" session to do... heh-heh..  So Mad Peeps, prepare for the future. Prepare to see a new GCW champion, the man in front of you... THE MAD ONE. Because this is an image you may deny, but when it happens, you WON'T escape it. You won't escape me, the sexy Super Beast, the Mad One.... MadMan. Welcome to my world.  THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS APPROVED BY YOU, THE MAD PEEPULATION. |
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Jabba steals pics from my gallery before I use them.
BTW, I'm not going to repost the two promos I posted at the end of page 3, but I suggest you look at them if it isn't done.
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11-30-2005, 12:15 AM
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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*Adrian Moore comes out for his first interview in god knows how long*
 *Massive heat for the man who seemingly turned his back on GCW.* *Adrian Moore enters the ring, grabs a mic, and prepares to speak* Crowd: "YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!" Adrian Moore: "Well...well....I guess everyone should be happy right? After a long hiatus away from the GCW ring, Adrian Moore is back baby!!!" Crowd: "BOOOOOO!!!" Adrian Moore: "Oh screw you fans. What the hell is wrong with you people? You should be cheering for the triumphant return of NCW's MVP!!!" Crowd: "BOOOO!!!" Adrian Moore: "HOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE SHOW ME SOME GODDAM RESPECT!!! Just cos I'm not an inbred like all you are, you don't hafta hate me for that! I'm the most successful tag team wrestler in the history of professional caption wrestling!!! But of course, as everyone saw on Meltdown, that record I have is being tarnished, and by whom, by a couple of roidered up freaks! Now, I don't get upset often, but I am damn sure upset right now! And why....because I DIDN'T TAP OUT!!!!" Crowd: "YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPED OUT!!!"  *Adrian Moore puts his hands on his hips, evidently incensed with the crowd's comments* Adrian Moore: "Are you people stupid, or are you deaf!!! I just said, I DIDN'T TAP OUT!!! Now, I'm gonna let you all in on a little fear that I have. And that fear, is spiders! Now, while I was in that..."submission move", that Roider does...ha, submission move, Roiders mother put me in a more painful move last night when I went up her chocolate alley!" Crowd: "BOOOOOO!!!!" Adrian Moore: "Anyway, I digress. As I was saying, that move he put me in was not what made me tap. It's the lack of exterminators in this town that made me tap. The minute he put me in that move, a spider walked past me, Scared, I hit the mat to squash it. Then, that stupid referee thought I was taping out. n So, people, get off your damn high-horses. There is no way that Adrian Moore would ever, EVER, tap out to Roider! Crowd: "YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPED OUT! YOU TAPED OUT!" Adrian Moore: "Are you people even listening to me? Fine, you're not. Well, you might wanna watch this! C'mon boys..." *Out from behind the curtain, the three remaining members of OSI bring out the referee from the match* Adrian Moore: "Don't be scared ref. We're not gonna hurt you. YET!" *The ref is escorted into the ring before the OSI members leave*  Adrian Moore: "Now ref, all I want from you, is an apology, for saying that I tapped out when I didn't. Now, will you give me that apology?"  Ref: "Listen. I am a man of morals. In the world of caption wrasslin' alot happens. Alot you don't see, and alot I don't see. Now Moore, your thugs came into my dressin' room and forced me out here. You clearly, along with you groups of misfits, are obviously not men of morals now are you!" Adrian Moore: "Hey, now you listen to me, this is not GCW, this is the Adrian Moore show. Everytime I appear on GCW TV its the Adrian Moore show. I did NOT TAP OUT!!! You are a complete MORON ref, and I want my damn apology!!!" Ref: "More, you're getting didly squat from me!" Adrian Moore:  Ref: "THAT MEANS NOTHING!!!" *The ref goes to leave, but before he can, Adrian Moore grabs him*  Adrian Moore: "I want my damn apology you piece of festering crap!!! What I want from you is an apology, and a title shot!!! YOU GOT THAT FUCKER!!!" Crowd:  Ref: "Let go off me...go screw yourself." *Adrian Moore lets go of the ref all of a sudden*  Ref: "You put your hand on me once more, and you'll be banned for TWO years Moore!" Adrian Moore: "Ok, I'm sorry...alright, I got carried away...I apologise. Shake my hand, as a peace offering." *At first hesitant, the ref agrees. They shake...* *Moore then hits the ref straight in the face, before laughing and running off into the crowd to a chorus of boos*  *Medics come to help out the hurt ref* |
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11-30-2005, 12:50 AM
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LOL at random ban threat.
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11-30-2005, 02:33 AM
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EL MERO MERO!
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btw please do check out the MadMan interview at Paul's site. It is quite a read...
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11-30-2005, 08:54 AM
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My Opinion Matters
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 **Remy is pissed backstage at losing the tag team title match and at J Dogg's comments**  Remy- Dictator or Roach? Roach- Roach. So what are your plans reg-- Remy- D-Flex could wait. OSI has to clean up its yard first. And I am glad that J Dogg feels that OSI was never about him. I apologize for that J Dogg. But don't worry, this Monday Night, OSI will be alllll about J Dogg. We might even have a surprise in store for you J Dogg. So stop complaining, we're finally gonna show you the attention you deserve. **Remy shoves Roach out of the way and waks off camera** |
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11-30-2005, 11:36 AM
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Time to Nut Up or Shut up
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Roach runs up to J Dogg after seeing the remy promo.
Roach: After seeing the Remy promo are you a little bit scared about what will happen next week?   J Dogg: Awwwwwwwwwwww, man that was rich I needed a good laugh man thanks for that Roach. Wow, wait a minute you aren't laughing? You were actually being serious. You don't know me too well do you Roach? Let me inform you of something I'm J Dogg, I do not get scared .  I have done more things and seen more things in one day then most people see in their whole lives. Now Remy wants to talk about how I'm gonna be the main focus of next week that OSI has a little present for me well, I think I know what that supposed present is so all I'm gonna say is just bring it on. Now I know that I haven't been real OSI material maybe I'm not doing the correct role that they want me to play. So if they wanna kick me out next week I say be my guest I am more of a singles wrestler anyway It makes me know there's nothing holding me back. I'm not like OSI I'm not a person that goes around pretending to be a superhero or a long haired pretty boy who knocks out referees or a long haired pretty boy crack dealor and why cause I'm better then that I'm J Dogg. Now Adrian can come up with excuses all day long but we all know Adrian lost Adrian tapped out. For months I've been telling myself that I'm exactly like them that I'm a jobber just like them. But the more I think about it the more I think I'm wrong. Sure, I'm a jobber, sure, I'm under recognised but am I really like Adrian Moore? No, I don't need to come up with excuses to why I lost because I have a little thing called dignity. Ya see, instead of bitching about not getting recognised I'm gonna do something about it I'm gonna stand out I'm gonna make an impact. And when I do not only will OSI feel it not only will GCW feel it but everyone all across the world will feel it. I don't know what it is or when it will happen but trust me once it does it will be so huge it'll be bigger then words can say anyway. Because if there's one thing I'm good at it's making impacts. So whether they gang up on me and kick me out next week or not what I can promise you is this I will not roll over and die. You see OSI might think they have my number oh, yeah they think they can intimidate me or play their little mid games that's all well and good but that's been tried by millions of wrestlers and each one has failed time and time again. So take this as a little warning whatever your present may be you think long and hard before giving it to me cause if not you just might be writing a check that your asses can't cash. J Dogg walks off. |
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11-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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Another edition of... THE MORALITY BITE!
*Avenger's music hits and he makes his way onto the GCW stage*
 AVENGER: Good evening everyone, and it is my distinct pleasure to welcome you all to the Morality Bite. I have two very special guests tonight, however I will get to them in a moment. But first...  AVENGER: I want to talk about you James Steele! You wanna know why I attacked you at Global Warming? You wanna know why you were my first victim on my list? Because you come out here every week and swear, you come out every week and make children cry, you come out here every and break nearly every single one of the 10 commandments in one second flat. It's about time someone like me came along to morally cleanse the GCW! It's just about time someone like me came along and showed you, and every one of these people how to conduct yourselves in public.  CROWD: ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!!  AVENGER: You can all shut the hell up right now! You don't know me and you don't know what I can do for you. Do you understand that with the Avenger as your GCW World Heavyweight Champion, maybe, just maybe, we can get back to basics in wrestling. And maybe we can end this insanity that you call life here in GCW. CROWD: ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!!   AVENGER: Oh yeah, it's all very funny now?! Well you know what? I'm not going to waste my breath anymore on you people. I'm going to cut right to the chase people. Which brings me to my two guests tonight. These guests are going to turn the world of wrestling on it's head. James Steele, you wanna' fight me? Well that's all fine and well, but I can't have eyes on the back of my head and I am sure you will try and jump me at some point. So I have brought in a little hired help. The two quickest most agile new wrestlers on the GCW roster, straight from Newcastle, England... LET'S GET READY LET'S GET READY ... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!! WATCH US WRECK DA MIC, WATCH US WRECK DA MIC, WATCH US WRECK DA MIC PSYCHE!  ANT: Yas aalreet, are ye?  DEC: What Ant means to is how is the USA doing tonight?  ANT: Howpet is thata belt roond ya skort ora skort roond ya belt.  DEC: Which actually means "it's cold, isn't it?"  DEC: But seriously, we want everyone here at GCW to know that we will have the Avenger's back every single night of the week! Except Saturday. But that's beside the point! And if we ever need any more backup, we always have...  LITTLE ANT AND DEC!!  AVENGER: What about Little Avenger?   AVENGER: Don't you ever...!!! *GCW cuts to commercial* |
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11-30-2005, 12:28 PM
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Kiss the blade
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damn, you stole my chants, or shall we be assholes together?
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11-30-2005, 01:24 PM
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Gnome Laughing Matter
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Good stuff from the new guys.
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11-30-2005, 01:26 PM
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My Opinion Matters
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Yeah. I still think initiations are in order however.
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11-30-2005, 01:27 PM
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My Opinion Matters
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+1
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11-30-2005, 01:38 PM
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Gnome Laughing Matter
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