|01-05-2006, 04:35 PM||#42|
leaen to goosfraba
Would someone mind starting the SD caption thread this weekend? I'm going to be out of town Saturday & Sunday, so I won't get a chance to put it up until probably Monday. Don't want to deprive you guys of three days of captioning.
|01-05-2006, 05:20 PM||#43|
Cena: 50 bucks? You’re on! There is no way O’Haire is still alive up there!
To kick off the new year, the new Raw announce team
From left to right- Jerry Lawler, Joey Styles, Jonathan Coachman, Stevie Richards, and Phil
*And now, a glimpse into their minds…*
Candice: …*chirp chirp, chirp chirp*
Torrie: At the tone, please leave a message. BEEEEEP…….
Chole: Oh god, you take ONE dump in Vince’s shoe, and this is what you get? I’ve said I’m sorry, I sent him a fruit basket, and I’m STILL stuck here… could be worse, I guess… He could have made me a cruiserweight on SmackDown.
King: He kissed me like a homosexual! I ain’t gay!
King: See, you turn his ear and his arm goes up. How cool is that!?
Dusty Rhodes' first decision as new head RAW writer: The "Exorcism Of Ebony Rhodes"
Kurt: Catch the ball John, Dammit catch the ball
Cena: I caaaaan't
Big show (Yelling): I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS BLOCKING THE TOILET VINCE
SHOW: Okay, who's the genius who papier-mached my hand while I was asleep?
MARIA: Wow! I'm, like, up to my elbow in here!
Ric Flair, the only worker I can think of who can beat up a woman while checking Stevie Richards for a hernia.
TRISH: No, Mickie, I don't "wanna get high." And that impression is getting really annoying.
[ CotM Candiate ]
Show: BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!
Show: THAT'S NOT A SHRUBBERY!
Vince: I shall call it "Mini-Arm". Now go fetch Big Show a shrubbery before he turns on me.
It was Shawn's own damn fault. He knew Kane was trying out for the Rockettes, and he still wouldn't get out of the way
|01-05-2006, 06:04 PM||#44|
Dead Demon Rider
John: SOMEONE QUICK! TELL ME HOW TO LOCK ON AN STF!
Neil Fallon: Streets on Fire! The Mob goes Wild Wild Wild! The Streets on Fire!
One Second Earlier, a Huge "Biff" Covered the Screen. And yes, the Batman theme is playing.
Angriest. Sixties Beach Dance Contest. Ever.
Trish: What do you MEAN that Vastardikai wants us both tonight?
Mama: Look here, you've been telling people to call me for years, Ernest. WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Shelton: Look, lady, I am not the Cat. I don't know who you are looking for.
Mama: SOMEBODY CALL MY SON! I'm abou to whip this little punk's ass!
The Gregory Helms Slot-Machine didn't sell very well.
|01-05-2006, 07:08 PM||#46|