|02-18-2006, 02:53 AM||#367|
and it continues...
* Fade to the WCE Arena *
Do you people in the front know what the supermodel said to the toilet?
* James Steele gets in the ring and grabs a mic. *
James Steele: The answer was puke.
Now onto why I have come out here despite having no match to "promo" for.
I am out here because some GCW brainwashed J****sheep have been attacking us. The Avenger would have you believe that I have no life. However, we all know "The Avenger" has no idea how to please a women without being able to use the keyboard.
He would have you believe that I am a little bit "off". He would have you believe that I am somewhat retarded, even though we all know I am just far superior to Mr. Lower Midcard Bitch Ass Ho. He thinks because he is getting squashed by Corky he is a big time player now.
I AM A MIDCARD ROLE MODEL!!!!
James Steele: That's ok Little Boy Avenger. We all have to start somewhere. Sure, I debuted in TNA and became an instant main eventer...but Lord knows you aint no HEEL OF THE GODS.
Lord knows you aren't the master of * * * HEEL HEAT ***!
Lord knows you are nothing but...SHIT!
That's right. You are pathetic. The only reason you get a push is because of this...
That's right...AVENGER SPOONS WITH J****!!!!!!!
James Steele: Enough with the manlove, I am here to issue an open challenge to anybody in the back RIGHT NOW!!!
*THE LIGHTS GO OUT*
James Steele: Steele...I have come to avenge my murder from yesterday.
James Steele: BRING IT NORRIS!!!!
* Chuck Norris walks to the ring. James Steele gets right in his face. *
Weird Voice echoes through arena: FIGHT!
Weird Voice echoes through arena: James Steele Wins!
James Steele: Holy shit...that was too easy.
I need to shave these stupid mutton chops.
Meh. They give me more heel heat.
Yes. Heel Heat. About...to...cum...
MAD NINJA SKILLS BITCHES...
Steele...look behind you because thats where a ranger's gonna be!!!!!!
|02-19-2006, 01:26 AM||#388|
YOU CORKIN' TO ME?!
What the fuck? What's he doing here?
Also, how'd he bribe the WCE sound crew guy to play his music???
WCE ANNOUNCER GUY: Invader!!!!!!!
WCE fan Macaulay Culkin is freakin' out!!!
So is ULTIMATE Flash's favorite fan, who was paid to go to a WCE show by Savior.
CORK: Chill out guys. You should be thankful I'm here. My presence in this dump has finally validated this so called C-federation.
CORK: C'mon. You really think this is anything? There's a reason it's called WCE. It's the
CORK: Before just right now, the only so-called superstars WCE were washed up has-beens. I mean, who do we have here? We've got Danny "I have to add this to the list of C-Feds I'll never do shit in" Electric. Shouldn't you be in Guantanamo or something, or did they give you and all the other dirty Iranis a little break?
CORK: Then we have SuperSlim trying to act like he's a draw for anyone over 13. Earth to Slimmy, just because you're a joke people can beat to death doesn't mean people want you. You suck. You're easy to pick on. And THAT'S why people talk about you. I mean, c'mon, we're talking about a guy who lost a feud to SAVIOR.
CORK: Which brings us to Savior. Ya know, the guy who can't get any heat other than by stirring up controversy. Almost as bad as James Steele, but at least he decided to feud with Chuck Norris.
CORK: Which reminds me, James. Unless that's some stunt double, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you back to XWC.
CORK: We've also got some Casual guy here or something, Mc Doogle the Crime Dog or something. He's alright, but he looks like he's got a drinking problem, so he'll probably be gone in a month, max.
CORK: Joey Radd? Ain't gonna promo. Teddy Schlong? The guy's literally a penis. The Naitch? Can't even get a card up. He calls it Old School, I call it JUST PLAIN LAZY.
CORK: And then we've got Splaya. Good ol' cover-up, thinks he's all that, admittedly LIKES to drop balls Splaya who's somehow blaming everyone else for blowing his big feud in NCW and GCW. Oh wait, I'm sorry, it's Splaya's clone. That's right, they kept all the flaws and none of improvements. Whine whine whine whine.
CORK: It wouldn't be so bad if he could back himself up, but somehow, he's got you nitwits convinced that meant to screw up, meant to drop the ball, meant to walk out on C-Fedding because of politics. Boo-hoo! Sure sounded different when you were worried about failing your classes and constantly apologizing for not promo'ing. But lets face it. It's Splay. MR. ALL TALK AND NO ACTION. I mean, if he'd DO SOMETHING once in a while, maybe we wouldn't call him Mr. Ball Dropper. But he comes up with new and exciting ways to fuck up every few weeks. JUST ONCE I'd like to see him get the balls to--
PKO ON CORKSCREWED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
Crowd is going crazy!!
SPLAYA: You want me to do something about it? SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNTSCREWED. You talk about how I repeat shit? Maybe I can repeat my boot up your ass!!!
SPLAYA: So get your meaty Jabba-loving ass out of our thread. We're too cool for losers like--
CROWD: SPLAYA BEHIND YOU!!!
ANGRY FACE TO SPLAYA!!!
ANNOUNCER DUDE: What the hell, what's Lou P. Daight doing here?
Splaya got Angry Faced good.
Cork back up.
ANNOUNCER DUDE: This is a travesty!!!
CORK: I figured you'd try to attack from behind like a coward. So I brought a "fellow crony" as backup. You want old school? How about the first tag team of the Hardcore Thread??? Chew on that, punk!
|02-19-2006, 10:36 AM||#395|
*LOOK who's return to captioning for the 345th time!*
TRO: Hello again!
I've been asked to come back to c-fedding to help a friend out. So me and electric dan have entered WCE to show some of the new guys how its supposed to be done.
You see, captioning these days seems to be about slagging off people personally. TRO isn't like that. If TRO wanted to slag sombody off he'll do this........................
So your Savior's mother?
Julie "the Wall" Carrington : Yes i am
How about we take this to the back?
Hold that thought, C-fedding is totally about taking cheap shots! Keep it up!
|02-19-2006, 12:03 PM||#397|
The People's TPWW
|02-19-2006, 12:59 PM||#400|
I'm all there is
WCE: Crowning of a Champion
Live: Sun Feb 19, 2005
Royal Rumble Match to crown the new WCE Champion
Everyone already signed up will be in the match.