|07-31-2008, 11:59 PM||#42|
Time to Nut Up or Shut up
VIP: I got to admit Manny you proved to me that you were the better wrestler for one night. I got the unmost credit for someone who beats me and you have earned my respect. But, you also proved to me something else Manny. You proved to me that you were what I really thought you were.
And that is a little bitch. A man who beats someone and immediately gets on his high horse. News, flash rookie you beat me with a fuckin cheap roll up. Any assclown could of done it. I could of done it. A leaprecaun could have done it. Hell a transfestite midget in a bikini could have done it. You act as if you beat me when in reality you won with a stroke of luck. Don't get cocky kid because one of these days someone is gonna knock the taste right out of your mouth.
It might not be me. You see I heard what you said the last time about not taking offense. But, dude when a young kid like yourself brags to someone who has seen everything and done everything I have no other choice but to take offense. I'm saying this because I used to be like you.
Trust me I was once a young kid about 16 coming into the wrestling buisness I was cocky just like you are. I was a rookie just like you are. And I had someone beat some sense to me. I don't say these things to warn you Manny . I say these things because I don't want you to get your ass kicked too. You can call it what you want but the fact is I am trying to prevent you from suffering the same fate I did when I first started.
I'm just trying to warn you about what could happen if you don't watch that tongue of yours. It happened to me and quite frankly I don't want it to happen to you.
Now, on to more important matters this tag match with LK and Havok. 2 great wrestlers in their own mind. And I'm teaming up with Owen Brown a man who seems to have a problem with me.
Now, I can't make any guarentees but I will tell you this tag match against them will be one to add in the book of great matches. Because everybody who knows me can tell you that I will not rest until me and Owen Brown are victorious. Now, LK Havoc I got nothing but respect for ya so I just want to say you better be ready to take on me and Owen Brown.
I was made a laughing stock by Manny I won't be made a laughing stock by you. And that much I can guarantee.
|08-01-2008, 08:46 AM||#43|
Gnome Laughing Matter
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH CONTRACT SIGNING
JACK ICON & DISTURBED
GERMAN CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINALS
(FINAL TAKES PLACE AT THE GREAT GERMAN BASH)
HOLY BIBLE KID
LOU P. DAIGHT
TAG TEAM MATCH
OWEN BROWN/VONTAVIOUS IGNACIOUS PORTER
A.C. SLATER (c)
'BEST OF BOTH WORLDS' TALK SHOW
SPECIAL GUESTS: G.A.Y.S.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JACK ICON (c)
|08-01-2008, 02:26 PM||#45|
swear count: infinity
Owen Brown *thinking*: Man, I am so pissed off right now.
You are probably wondering why I haven't been promoing... well the fact is I have been beaten twice by my own move... the ROOOOLLLLL-UUUUPPPPP!
But there is no way I will be beaten again!!! Havok & Legend Killer I am gonna make you feel the awesome power of the ROOOOOOOLLLLLL-UUPPPPPPPP! PERIOD! and VIP you better just stay out of my way!
|08-01-2008, 02:35 PM||#46|
swear count: infinity
Owen Brown: SEYMOUR! HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME WITH MY FINISHER! I SHOULD BE THE ONE IN THE SEMI-FINALS FOR THE GERMAN CHAMPIONSHIP! NOT YOU!
Wait? Why the fuck am I smiling?! I am supposed to be pissed off!
Anyway, as for you Michael Richards... your victory against me also pisses me off! I got some dirt on you from your little victory celebration after youtrfluke win against me.
And I will share it with the whole world real soon.
You can count on that....
|08-01-2008, 08:04 PM||#49|
Tazz Dan For God
I know that all of you have been waiting with baited breath to find out who I will be facing in this Exhibition Match.
Well now it is time to reveal all. Truth be told I'm finding it difficult to find guys talented enough to give me a decent challenge in the ring.
This guy however, this guy has mastered TWO sports. He is a stand out athlete. He is a man that I believe can challenge me. Ladies and Gentlemen...
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT...
NCW fans please welcome boxing legend and star of WrestleMania 24...Floyd "Money" Mayweather.
Now Floyd, we all know that you retired from boxing with an impressive 39 - 0 record. You are also 1 - 0 in the wrestling ring. But now I challenge you to an all new level brutality.
Floyd, me and you, we're gonna have an exhibition match in this very ring.
Answer me this, what are the stakes?
If you win you take this, the greatest prize in the C-Fed industry, the TCW World Heavyweight Championship.
And if you win?
I take your undefeated record and that's all I need.
Y'know what Havok, maybe you should be concentrating on your opponents at Nitro. Remember you have a match against V.I.P. and Owen Brown? You haven't even mentioned them in a promo!
Floyd, really? Do you think these 2 are gonna prove any trouble to athletes of my and Legend Killer's standard?
I mean, V.I.P. said it himself, "News, flash rookie you beat me with a fuckin cheap roll up. Any assclown could of done it." And he's right. Any assclown has beaten him. The guy's a laughing stock.
And as for Owen Brown...he reminds me a lot of myself. Only he's black, and not as good looking, and nowhere near as good in the ring and he's been on a bit of a loosing streak as of late.
I however am 2 - 0 since Jack Icon stole a victory from me. That's why I chose you as my opponent. We're very similar.
In what way? I'm black, you're white. I'm a foot shorter and 10 million light years quicker than you. I'm a multimillionaire that never has to work again, you have to put your body on the line night in night out.
But most importantly, and I don't know if you know this, but...I'm undefeated! Biatch!
Not for long! As soon as you step in this ring with me I will dismantle you.
Havok, I ain't accepting the match!
What if I have HHHitler pay you $1,000,000,000 for this one appearance?
What if I get you a 'Fallen Angel Deal' over in TNA?
What's a 'Fallen Angel Deal'?
Basically you have a condition written into your contract that if you sign with TNA you are guaranteed a run with a title whether you deserve it or not.
I've held title belts left, right and centre. I don't need another one. No dice.
Is there anything I can say to get you to change your mind?
*Mayweather slides out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, Floyd Mayweather's mama is so ugly that his father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Say that again punk!
Your mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
You go it! We are on!
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|08-01-2008, 08:45 PM||#50|
EL MERO MERO!
SLATER TALKS ONCE MORE!
SLLLAAAAAATTTERRR.... IT'S TIME?
Um, Pizza time? Time for chill? Cryme Time??
NO! IT'S TIME TO MEET ME... IT IS TIME...
....So there's no pizza? PEACE OUT, YO!
DAMN IT I... I'll get you pizza, ok?!?!
Slater: UH! Who are you?! And why are you here? And why is the churmp hurr? TELL ME SO I CAN ASK YOU MORE QUESTIONS I LOVE QUESTIONS!
Mystery Woman: I CANNOT TELL YOU WHO I AM, BUT--
Slater: Oh em Gee, is that Whoopi Goldberg?! HEY WHOOPI! LOVED YOU IN CORINNA CORINNA! WHOOPI!!
Mystery Woman: It's not W... OK, it is Whoopi. Easy, Whoopi! My bodyguard, who's a Ninja Sparta Pirate. Cool, huh? NOW LISTEN TO ME!
Woman: You can call me one name... that name is D--
Slater: Doink the Clown! WOW! I know everyb--
Woman: Ok, call me Doink. Listen, you are in grave danger and only I can lead you to your TRUE path. I cannot tell your future so you will have to follow me.
If not... you will soon regret it for the rest of your life... Do you understand?
Slater: Hmmmm... maybe this is a SIGN! I can't say no. Doink, I think my answer will be...
Ah, forget it! Let's go, clown lady!
BAYSIDE SLAM ON THE MYSTERY BITCH!!!
Ah, buttered nuts! I think I did bad again.
The Council is gonna have my head for this!
Ref: Slater, wake up. Promo time!
Slater: Nah, I don't wanna... can't you just do go to Fat Doug one instead? MAaaaaAAANNNNnnn!
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR
TEEN TALK WITH A.C. SLATER!
Well, tonight we have a special guest.
And he is my opponent at NCW Johnny Nitro... ladies and gentlemen...
LET'S GET THANKED!!!
Now, let me tell you, Thanked, why that name?
Are you THAT thankful? And are you friends with HBK cuz of baby Jebus?
And why is it when I talk to you, I always get so darn hungry?
WHAT?! What do you mean he was arrested for possession yesterday?
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE DEVIL! He... We actually have a script today! What am I gonna do with a dump truck full of brownies now, huh?!
Maaaannnn, this is not a happy birthday for AC Slater!
*sigh* We'll be right back after these brief message. Stay tuned...
Now, where the hell did I put those Onion Rings... Man, talking about Thanked makes me hungry...
Stagehand: Slater, you're on!
Slater: Oh, food can wait. Talk show, can not!
Ladies and gentlemen, I definitely got us a quality guest today. And I don't have a plan but let's see what we can doos.
Back from retirement, please welcome the EXTREME gentleman, NIGEL MUTHERFLIPPIN' Radd 111 !!!
Radd: And thank you for having me here, young Slater,
And it is quite the pleasure to be here in GCW in 2006...
NCW... it's NCW now, chico.
And it's 1998 now. GEEZ! What a dork!
Radd: Well, while I do have the time, I would like to speak about something near and dear to my English heart and that is--
YAWWWWNN wow shut up, look at the time! I like to thank our guests, Hugh Grant over there, Dr. Joyce Brothers, and music guests They Might Be Giants.
And sorry Thanks you couldn't be on. Maybe you shouldn't get arrested or something... See you at Nitro!
...What the bloody hell? What is this, Space Ghost?!
LPD: Man, did you see that? Awesome flying, buddy!
Security: HEY, LOU! PUT DOWN THAT GUN NOW!
LPD: But it's not --
Slater: ACCKK!! WHAT'S ALL THIS PYRO DOING HERE?!?! SAVE ME JERICHO!!!
LPD: Ugh, the Council is REAAALLY not gonna like this one bit.
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|08-02-2008, 03:06 PM||#51|
Tanked: Whats up?! Its me Tanked, not THANKED, Slater! Gonna sign some autographs and gain more popularity from different fans besides just the stoners, because I am thankful for all my fans, unlike you Slater. I don't see you giving back to the people! Oh and it was I, who spiked your Onion rings with some medical weed. Got ya good!
Kid: OMG!! You are the biggest bestest baddest dude in NCW!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
Tanked: Just a second, why are you wearing a JACK ICON T-Shirt?
Kid: I was told I had give him my money.
Kid 2: Wow, will my hand grow to be that size?
Tanked: Sure, just be sure to get it stung by some hornets.
Girl: OMG OMG! LIKE! Will you PLZ take my hand in marriage?
Tanked: Now now now, hold up. I might squash you in the sack.
Tanked: Oh man, I had to take a break, these kids. *Whew*
Guy : LOL, you want to go catch a buzz with us?
Tanked: Sure. Why not.
Guy: COOL! Cmon guys! Tanked says he gonna catch us a buzz!
|08-03-2008, 01:04 PM||#52|
Slater hurt my brain again with his promo, which is probably what gave me this idea. Anyway, I propose that Slater turn heel and start using unmasked Kane pics. A psycho retard gimmick could work.
|08-03-2008, 09:19 PM||#53|
It's Clobbering Time!
Once again I sit here in front of you, a man who has had his destiny taken away from him.
Despite the support of Havok, I sit here with nothing on my horizon whilst Disturbed prepares to face Jack Icon.
There were times when such a setback to would shake me to the core and break my spirit.
But not this time. Now this only makes the fire burn more. Now I set out to prove to HHHitler that I should be the man to be champion. On Nitro I, along with the Human Wrecking Ball take out Owen Brown and VIP.
I will be your NCW Champion - count on it!