|10-01-2008, 05:31 PM||#41|
EL MERO MERO!
Everyone in this fed is a comedian. Inno thinks we are done, Thunder is now taking shots at me, and I'm being punked out by... Sober Joe?
I don't even know who that guy IS!
Either way, it doesn't matter. Raw. I am back and I'm gonna make a statement. Like I said! Next time you see me in that ring, I'll make you all regret for TRYING to take me out of TNA!
And everyone wants to be in the title picture that I DESERVE to be in!
Paul, you wanna call the shots? Make a match for the belt and it damn well better have the one person that counts...
THE MAD ONE.
I don't care if it's one-on-one or 5 man or hell, extermination chamber match! I want back in! If I gotta make an example out of Inno's little designated driver Joe, I will! Even if I gotta go through my allies, MVP and Damien, I WILL!
So at Raw, prepare yourself, Joe. Because like Soda Popinski, I will make you feel Punch-Drunk and just walk all over you! You'll beaten so bad, you're gonna need a drink.
Ya get it yet? YOU SUCK.
See you at Raw.
Like it or not.
|10-01-2008, 09:24 PM||#43|
KOTF 2013 Winner
Gonna try my best to get this show up tonight or in the early morning, might be the last show I write before Nowhereman comes back, which I am planning on although I am prepared to write the PPV if need be. but not Im out to dinner
|10-01-2008, 09:51 PM||#44|
Tazz Dan For God
Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening TNAers! I am your new - and your new favourite - TNA Ring Announcer. The last guy, Beamer, he was half decent, but, me? I am the full works. Ladies and Gentlemen I am "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Mooooooouuuuuuuuth" Baaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Booooooooooooooooo...
Hold up. Hold up!
What the hell is this? What are you doing now?
I thought you were a commentator?
What can I say Danny? I guess I'm branching out.
Danny? Danny?? Last time I checked we weren't friends! In fact last time I checked I didn't even like you. You, Baz, will call me "Mr. Entertainment"!
Now come on. I understand that we got off on the wrong foot but surely we can g...
OKAY. Okay, "Mr. Entertainment" do you really wanna be getting into it with me? I mean surely you have enough on your plate with Bobby Beamer, Damian Luce and now Sober Joe?
Those chumps? Pfft. You know whay I don't like you? The same reason I don't like those guys that you just mentioned.
They simply don't deserve to be in the position they are! Beamer walks in here and gets instant success!?! That's NOT how C-Feds work! It doesn't matter if you have talent. It doesn't matter if you're entertaining...you have to pay your dues!
I have been paying my dues for almost 5 years. I have earned the right to be considered "Mid Card Royalty".
And these kids - much like you - come out here and start "branching out". Beamer, Damian Luce, Sober Joe...they're all Curtain Jerkers punching above their weight.
And soon you and the entire world will see what I see. You see 'Form is temporary, class is permanent' and I am CLASS!!
Is that why you have so much bile and hatred for these guys?
I hate Beamer cos he has a 'Gold Buddy' to hang out with. I hate "The Cry-Me-Some" Angel cos he took my 'Gold Buddy'. I hate Sober Joe cos...cos...cos the guy doesn't like to party. And that...that is just plain weird!
So all this is about having a 'Gold Buddy'? You come out here terrorising me cos you want a title belt around your waist?
Oh Barry, Barry I was just fucking with you man! I don't hate you! Man, I respect you! I think you're doing a great job here. I'm loving your work.
Also, I already got myself a brand new 'Gold Buddy'...
Barry, allow me to introduce you to Oweeeeeeeeeeeen Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd!