|09-26-2009, 04:59 PM||#7|
Dead Demon Rider
Randy: You mean people actually get over based on things OTHER than your father being famous?
Reason #420 why you shouldn't smoke a doobie before your match.
Hunter makes a note to himself: Tell Randy to change his odor-eaters...
Hunter: Ric wants to show you how the promoter used to decide on who to push as the babyface.
Randy: Oh... Shit...
Where will you be when your diahrrea medicine STOPS working?
Even Birthday Cakes have to job to Randy Orton
Randy: Do this look gay?
Someone off camera: No.
Randy: How about Now?
Giant Randy and Cody are both stumped on the latest episode of the WWE's newest Game Show: "What the fuck did Dusty Rhodes just say?"
|09-27-2009, 02:01 AM||#22|
...never know I'm there..
Randy Orton trashes another Hotel room
Yankees fan in the crowd: "Holy shit! What a drop kick...holy shit, what a nice rack in front of me!"
Tye Dye Guy: "Wha? Where?!?"
Orton: "Wait! Stop! We need to re-shoot my entrance; the titan-tron broke!"
Last edited by Halbowsky; 09-27-2009 at 02:52 AM.
|09-28-2009, 07:07 AM||#23|
is 40% dolomite
Orton: What the @$%& are my underpants doing hanging from the roof?!
Randy's boots show R.V.D.'s face what "educated feet" really look like.
All it took was one whiff of Randy's boots for Triple H to lose in their latest encounter.
Triple H: You cheap bastard! How dare you buy me Fruitcake and Figgy Pudding for Christmas!!!
Orton: Sorry, man...I didn't get a bonus this year.
Orton Hears a Field Goal, in theaters Friday.
Orton (thinking): Wow, that stripper cake was just awful, but this present I got from Naitch...oh, wait. Cheap bastard still has his own private jet, limousine...
Orton: No, see officers, I wasn't smuggling steroids...
Little did poor Dusty know that Orton was staring at him from the titantron, ready to kill him with his dual-laser eye beams the second he turned around.