Official NXT Thread for 03/02/10 - Admit it, you're watching for Michael Cole

[Nark Order]

Pretty fucking pumped after last week. Hopefully tonight we'll see Regal. LET'S DO THIS.

[StingerSplash4Lyf]

this show doesnt have enough stars IMHO

[The Franchise]

I'm not even going to watch. Just listen to Cole like its the radio

[Perry Saturn]

Im watching it to see michael cole as bout as much you have sex just to get Aids

[Indifferent Clox]

pretty stoked

[Juan]

Pretty pumped to see Justin Angel on WWE TV

[Anybody Thrilla]

WE...ARE...WIIIIILD...AND...YOUUNNNGGG

[StingerSplash4Lyf]

we are wild and not as over as the stinger was at that age

[Mr. JL]

Last weeks match between Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan was sweet. I hope they can follow up with something just as sweet.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those lyrics would not fit the music well.

[StingerSplash4Lyf]

but they r the truth r they not?? k shut the fuck up bub

[Indifferent Clox]

justin hardcore angel


wasn't he like hardcore xx angel or something at one point?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was he Hardcore Homo Angel?

[Indifferent Clox]

Daniel Bryan v. Justin Angel or william regal

[Indifferent Clox]

Was he Hardcore Homo Angel?


Isn't that guy from japan?


I think we are thinking of the same thing, it's something from TEW

[Indifferent Clox]

ok if anyone reads the spoilers ( i won't) please just say yes or no if daniel bryan is in a match

[Droford]

Wade Barrett is gonna go to work.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's a real guy, though. A different guy, but real.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ok if anyone reads the spoilers ( i won't) please just say yes or no if daniel bryan is in a match

NO SPOILERS. AT ALL! :foc:

[Nark Order]

Wade Barrett has the most manly voice I think I've ever heard in my life.

[Indifferent Clox]

I just want someone to tell me if he is in a match, just let me know, use sign language.

[Juan]

Spoilers for NXT probably wont be up until about an hour or 30 mins before the show starts.

[Nicky Fives]

They need to cut out the crappy zoomed-in hard camera angles.....

[Indifferent Clox]

I like the different angles.

I thought NXt was taped before smackdown?

[Juan]

It is...

[StingerSplash4Lyf]

i hope damninator beats you to posting the smackdown spoilers tonight because hes a class act and ur a bastard

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just want someone to tell me if he is in a match, just let me know, use sign language.

What if whether he was going to be in a match tonight was part of a storyline?

I guess we do have spoiler tags here, though.

[Indifferent Clox]

oh very true, very true....

Just tell me if he is not gonna be in a match, otherwise don't tell me or just say *wink*... That way i won't know for sure if you have something in your cyber eye or if he is actually wrestling

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was very considerate of you, Clox. Thank you.

[el bobbo]

Let's try to get this thread to beat the RAW thread again.

I want Michael Cole to evolve his stupid fucking character. Maybe he can pull out some early 90's cell phone and say he doesn't believe in the new technology.

[Indifferent Clox]

LOL we come back from commercial for some new toy and he's playing with pogs and beanie babies and laying in the middle of the ring, and yelling "SMARKS! FUCK THOSE SMARKS!" then he grabs one of hte beanie babies nd makes it say "yeah smarks suck!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

COLE: Tonight's episode of NXT is brought to you by IcoPro!

MATTHEWS: Um...no it's not.

COLE: Yes it is! :mad: It's also brought to you by Slim Jim and JVC Kaboom Box! Anybody who doesn't agree is just an idiot who blindly follows whatever they hear on the internet.

MATTHEWS: Um....OK. :eek:

*Michael Cole begins raising the roof and asking nearby audience members who let the dogs out*

[Juan]

Clox:

Wade Barrett wrestles Daniel Bryan tonight.

[Indifferent Clox]

wink

[Indifferent Clox]

wish you wouldn't have given me all that info though

[Xero]

COLE: Tonight's episode of NXT is brought to you by IcoPro!

MATTHEWS: Um...no it's not.

COLE: Yes it is! :mad: It's also brought to you by Slim Jim and JVC Kaboom Box! Anybody who doesn't agree is just an idiot who blindly follows whatever they hear on the internet.

MATTHEWS: Um....OK. :eek:

*Michael Cole begins raising the roof and asking nearby audience members who let the dogs out*

If Cole made a reference to JVC Kaboom Box I'd become a fan of his.

[Indifferent Clox]

27minutes

[RatedGSuperstar]

Here's to hoping Cole pulls a C.M. Punk tonight and says that he doesn't understand why he's here, either.

Speaking of Punk, can't wait to see if he makes another appearance this week. Another squash loss for his rookie would be awesome.

[Droford]

210 seconds!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Captain's Log.

The Miz is such a dick. I hope Daniel Bryan beats his ass.

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11112462.jpg

Edit: lol..."Up next on SyFy...ECW"

[Indifferent Clox]

star trek tonight has been key

[Anybody Thrilla]

Daniel Bryan has got to be...what...5'7''?

[Innovator]

The Bryan Show

[Anybody Thrilla]

Actually, probably more like 5'4''.

[Innovator]

5'10 I think

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK...is Punk's rookie white or what?

[Droford]

I wonder if they'll put this on DVD?

[Anybody Thrilla]

5'10 I think

So The Miz is around 6'11'' then?

[Innovator]

WHATS UP

[Droford]

I love how Otunga pretty much ignores R-Truth

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does Truth really have to put his shitty rapping stamp over Otunga's entrance?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ah...that explains it. NXT is the best.

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[Droford]

So now theres voting.

and a rematch from last week. Maybe last longer than the first match.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Punk and sXs should come out seperately of Goku. Like, he shouldn't even let him use his music.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk looks like he doesn't want to be recognized.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ha...they made everyone get a Twitter.

Here's to hoping for another Otunga squash, just to see Punk's reaction.

[Xero]

IT'S BLACK CENA!

[Innovator]

Punk is the man when he does nothing

[blak23]

he does look like cena

[Poit]

Punk's "I just want to go home" face is awesome.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Punk's just so disgusted. This is great.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Darren Young is amazing.

[Droford]

Punk is not impressed again

[Innovator]

KNEEL BEFORE PUNK

[Droford]

Will NXT have more wrestling than RAW and Impact combined?

[parkmania]

so, at the end of this season is Darren Young gonna rip off the wig and prove that he actually IS Cena and he overcame the odds yet again?

[Xero]

so, at the end of this season is Darren Young gonna rip off the wig and prove that he actually IS Cena and he overcame the odds yet again?

:rofl:

[RatedGSuperstar]

I fucking hate the Filet O Fish commercial. Who eats that shit?

[Innovator]

Is Punk checking out the ring?

[Xero]

lol I'm enjoying watching Punk more than the match.

Amazing.

[Droford]

I fucking hate the Filet O Fish commercial. Who eats that shit?

People observing Lent?

[Xero]

*Lint

:shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

what is C.M. Punk eating?

[Xero]

lol Punk and his gum.

[Innovator]

Ahahahaha playing with gum

[Volchok]

lol i love punk.

[Droford]

What is punk chewing on?

[jerichoholicninja]

Punk is playing with his gum like a 14 year old girl.

[Xero]

Gum.

[Vastardikai]

hmm... they finally explained the rules.

[Volchok]

Punk is simply amazing.

[Xero]

They should just do this picture-in-picture with Punk's reactions inset.

[Emperor Smeat]

They should just do this picture-in-picture with Punk's reactions inset.

:lol:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Youngs finish is terrible.

[Innovator]

PUNK WITH THE ASSIST!

[Droford]

What the hell was that?

[Xero]

Interesting finisher. Will not fly for long.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Young may look like Cena, but Otunga sells like him.

Not a bad outing, though.

[Poit]

They should just do this picture-in-picture with Punk's reactions inset.

That would be great.

[Blitz]

Otunga is tailor made to be a cocky heel. Why is he not doing that.

[Innovator]

MVP of that match honors goes to CM Punk

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Blitz, that help?

[Blitz]

Wait there we go.

[RatedGSuperstar]

People observing Lent?

True, but they could try not eating McDonald's. :)

Pretty solid match to start the show. And look at Otunga go all Dancin' Dave on Truth.

[Innovator]

DRAGON!

[Xero]

DANIELSOOOOOON

[Innovator]

LOW KI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Droford]

Personality as dry as the Mojave Desert.

hmm

[Anybody Thrilla]

Twitter geeks

[Xero]

Twitter geeks.

[Poit]

Twitter geeks. :lol:

[blak23]

twitter geeks

[Blitz]

I think they're building towards a Cole/Bryan feud, rather than Miz/Bryan.

[Xero]

I think they're building towards a Cole/Bryan feud, rather than Miz/Bryan.

lol

[Jeritron]

Mizdiana Jones

[Blitz]

Bryan/Barret, nice.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

He looked like he was about to cry when Miz slapped him lol

[Droford]

WOOHOO

Barrett's gonna kick his ass.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mark out like 4 times per minute with this show.

[Xero]

"Sports Entertainment" is now "Live Entertainment"?

[Skippord]

you are such a twitter geek whoever posted above me

[Droford]

I hate how Sheamus is in that WM Commercial when he's never wrestled at WM before.

[Xero]

you are such a twitter geek whoever posted above me


Actually I am.

[KIRA]

ah the taping of the ribs helps angle

[Skippord]

I think Wade Barret should release a spoken word album

[RatedGSuperstar]

ah the taping of the ribs helps angle

It cures all internal injuries, duh.

[Innovator]

I'm marking out for taped ribs, old school

[KIRA]

I think Wade Barret should release a spoken word album

Wade Barret reads girl "Interrupted Unabriged" ,I'd buy it

[Jeritron]

lol that fight looked so real

[Anybody Thrilla]

R-Truth is growing on me. Can't believe I said that.

[Blitz]

Tamest backstage brawl ever.

[jerichoholicninja]

Black on black(ish) crime. Just another day in da hood.

[KIRA]

It looks like they are about to make love.
aggressive love

[Jeritron]

lol versace trunks

[Blitz]

lol versace shorts

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jeritron]

YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Xero]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jeritron]

It's been over 10 years and I still haven't stopped marking out any and everytime this theme hits

[Innovator]

Jericho and the Count

[Droford]

Stone Cold fan is not impressed

[Anybody Thrilla]

Someone should let Wade know how sleeves work on jackets.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is there any special meaning behind the purple rose Wade Barret has on his cape or its just to look good with a cape ?

[RatedGSuperstar]

I think Wade Barret should release a spoken word album

I was thinking a Frank Sinatra cover album, but that works, too.

[Skippord]

new plan, Wade Barret should be the next James Bond villain

[Innovator]

Wade Barrett is fighting for money, novel concept

[Jeritron]

Wade Phillips looks like Harlan Williams jacked

[Blitz]

lol wait did they just put up his Twitter address

[Innovator]

DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Xero]

lol wait did they just put up his Twitter address

They're doing it for all of them.

[Jeritron]

http://jokes.mtvnimages.com/images/jokes_vertical/video/j_pbl/j_pbl_04_0407/j_pbl_04_0407_01_v6.jpg

[Xero]

Danielson is tiny.

[KIRA]

He didnt tap out to the walls he tapped to the LIONTAMER

[Blitz]

All of Wade Barret's tweets need to be audio of his voice reading them.

[Favre4Ever]

http://jokes.mtvnimages.com/images/jokes_vertical/video/j_pbl/j_pbl_04_0407/j_pbl_04_0407_01_v6.jpg

:rofl:

[Blitz]

Awesome.

[Skippord]

is it weird that in Barret's interview thing he said he was 6'7" but Cole just said he's 6'5"?

[Droford]

flying knnnneeeeeeeeeee!

[Xero]

This is an old school injury angle.

Loving it.

[Blitz]

The knee dive, not Harland Williams.

[Favre4Ever]

good recovery.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love Jericho taking credit for all this. "I TOLD HIM TO DO THAT!"

[Xero]

OH NOES! DANIELSON IS BEING BURIED!

[Anybody Thrilla]

is it weird that in Barret's interview thing he said he was 6'7" but Cole just said he's 6'5"?

I noticed that too.

[Droford]

YEAH! EAT THAT TWITTER GEEKS

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Kind of a disappointing finish.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"I think we do know the extent, you idiot, he just lost the match because of it!"

:lol:

[Blitz]

OMG 2 LOSSES THEY ARE TOTALLY BURYING DANIELSON!!!!!11

[Innovator]

LIONTAMER

[Xero]

LIONTAMER!

[RatedGSuperstar]

"I THINK WE KNOW THE EXTENT YOU IDIOT!"

:lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Old school 'Tamer again.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D more Liontamer is always good

[KIRA]

LOL "We do know the extent idiot he just lost the match"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What happens to the rookies who don't win? Do they come back for NXT Season 2? Surely there aren't enough worthwhile FCW guys if they don't use some repeats</font> :o

[Loose Cannon]

love this Wade Barret guy. he's going to be over huge. I think he's going to be pushed hard

[Droford]

I guess we know why they got rid of DJ Gabriel

[Anybody Thrilla]

NXT is the only place to see brand new old school Liontamers.

[Innovator]

Wade looks good, especially with Jericho putting him over

[Jeritron]

I would love it if they kept this Jericho/Bryan mini-fued simmering in the background until the summer.

After NXT concludes, Bryan should fued with Miz, but after that I'd like to see him work with Jericho.

[Innovator]

that better main event Mania

[RatedGSuperstar]

Loving the Johnny Cash music for the Michaels/Undertaker montage.

And about the Liontamer, it's like Danielson refused to let Jericho do the half-assed Boston Crab version.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/liontamer.jpg

[Skippord]

that was unbelievably fast

[Blitz]

There's at least 3 guys I want to see on WWE TV after this show. They'd better not just send them back to FCW.

[dronepool]

Loving the Johnny Cash music for the Michaels/Undertaker montage.


What song was that? I thought it was very fitting and it sounds cool.

What do you guys think about Daniel Bryan interfering with either Miz or Jerchio at WM? As a little payback and it'll add fuel to the fire... a lot of it.

[Xero]

WE ARE WILD AND YOUNG!

[Skippord]

apparently someone just really likes making Taker/Michaels video packages

[KIRA]

In contrast to the Cena/Batista vid packs I cant get enough of HBK/Taker

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Really wish they wouldn't waste valuable NXT time with Raw Rebound shit</font></font>

[Xero]

apparently someone just really likes making Taker/Michaels video packages

And everyone loves watching them.

[KIRA]

What song was that? I thought it was very fitting and it sounds cool.

What do you guys think about Daniel Bryan interfering with either Miz or Jerchio at WM? As a little payback and it'll add fuel to the fire... a lot of it.


Song is "Aint no grave" by Johnny Cash

[VSG]

Its not just the regular 2 min package!

[VSG]

Sigh Cole disappointed us all so far!

[DrCrawford]

whats with all of these raw replays with these ridiculous ambient tracks? the one that played this week on raw from last week sounded like the soundtrack from arachnophobia, and the other one with batista beating up cena a few weeks ago sounded like a spaceship.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I really hate Slater...

[KIRA]

Christian rocks! lol

[RatedGSuperstar]

"I like you. Not very much, but I like you."

:lol:

[Blitz]

I like you...not very much, but I like you.

[Poit]

WTF is with that collar?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What....the....fuck.......is he wearing?

[Droford]

Justin Gabriel has come from Outer Space!

[Blitz]

The hell is Justin Gabriel wearing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

God, Matt Hardy sure can be a huge fucking tool sometimes.

[Skippord]

Justin Gabriel got his shirt from a 1980's sci fi movie

[Poit]

What....the....fuck.......is he wearing?

Something that would make even a blind gay man go "Oh dear Christ."

[Xero]

lolll

[RatedGSuperstar]

So when they described Gabriel as a cross between Johnny Damon and Adam Lambert, did that mean he dresses...European?

[VSG]

Lol the Brit gets the cowboy, and Matt gets Spaceboy!

[Droford]

Regal is even less impressed than Punk if thats possible

[KIRA]

WTF like some space show from the 70s outfit

Or some avenging angel from a gay bar

[Anybody Thrilla]

Have they even shown a Skip Sheffield background promo yet?

[Blitz]

Looks like Sheffield and Regal are gonna have a Punk/Young-esque relationship.

[Indifferent Clox]

I need more danielson

[Blitz]

I would mark out if they had a segment where Punk and Regal just sort of sat next to each other and sighed and looked disgusted a lot.

[Favre4Ever]

Regal time <3

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Be funny if some guys wound up "trading" rookies or something out of frustration</font>

[VSG]

The only thing good about that package was Vince in Bret's shades!

[Skippord]

Sheffield has a weird face

[RatedGSuperstar]

I think it's safe to say Skip Sheffield won't be one of the guys making a roster. And I haven't even seen him wrestle yet.

[KIRA]

I would mark out if they had a segment where Punk and Regal just sort of sat next to each other and sighed and looked disgusted a lot.

:y:

[Indifferent Clox]

Regal will somewhat satiate my danielson fix, but not nearly enough. I say just give Daniel bryan his own show on wednesday

[Emperor Smeat]

Regal will somewhat satiate my danielson fix, but not nearly enough. I say just give Daniel bryan his own show on wednesday

Will he have Tony Atlas provide the laugh track and intros to the show since he's not doing anything right now ?

[Droford]

Cornfed Pinhead?

[jerichoholicninja]

Is Regal going to cry?

[KIRA]

At least regal looks at his charge lol

[Skippord]

I don't like Skip Sheffield at all

[Xero]

Looks like Derek Jeter.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty amazed Skip Sheffield got saddled with such a silly gimmick despite his physique</font>

[Favre4Ever]

jesus

[Droford]

yep yep yep?

[Blitz]

What was that

[Skippord]

lol holy god

[Xero]

yep yep yep?

:rofl:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Yeah, this loser's gone.

No wonder Regal looks like he has the flu when he's standing next to him.

[Blitz]

Seriously who put that on Justin Gabriel.

[KIRA]

Matt Hardy and Ziggy Stardust

[Xero]

In the year 3000....

[Innovator]

Curious to see Justin Gabriel in action

As to Cody Rhodes seeing him and being bi-curious

[Blitz]

Wow Michael, that is a hilarious story.

lol at workrate though.

[Skippord]

oh thank god, he doesn't wear that thing while he wrestles

[Innovator]

Poor Regal

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>No lie, when I saw the list of NXT rookies the first time, I immediately knew Sheffield would be the one everyone hated most</font> :o

[Droford]

skip's personal twitter is confedmeathead

[Poit]

Poetry in motion!... sorta.

[Blitz]

Why would anyone print CORNFED across the back of their trunks.

[dronepool]

Honestly Justin Gabriel's weird attire is amusing to look at compared to seeing regular attire more often. I can dig it.

[Blitz]

Seriously, another commercial?

[KIRA]

When did Matt go back to wearing pants

[VSG]

skip's personal twitter is cornfedmeathead

[Skippord]

NXT could use some more commercials and recaps of Raw

[Innovator]

When did Matt go back to wearing pants
he left his trunks in the taxi

[Blitz]

Wow that commercial really made the census seem hip

[Indifferent Clox]

Will he have Tony Atlas provide the laugh track and intros to the show since he's not doing anything right now ?

It'll just be an hour long match every week. Or at least 45 min. the other 15 will be him teaching miz to do moves.

[Juan]

When did Matt go back to wearing pants

A couple of weeks ago

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, it was like this last week. 2 Raw recaps and more commercials than usual. Slackers.</font>

[dronepool]

All of these damn commercials....

http://renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hulk-smash.jpg

[Indifferent Clox]

destor... i mean delerious' twitter is cornfedmethhead

[Skippord]

hey something from smackdown

cool