Official RAW Thread for 03/08/10 - He is Vince. TNA is like flies to him!

[Londoner]

I'lld say shelton has the next best chance after christian.

[The Gold Standard]

Has Kofi been demoted since that time Orton freaked at him?

STUPID

[CSL]

lollll TNA advert encouraging people to switch channels

[Emperor Smeat]

So, other than Christian, who has the best chance of winning that briefcase?

He's the obvious choice but wouldn't be completely shocked if Shelton got a surprise win since he's been in almost all of them.

[SOCCER LEGS]

wait when did orton freak at kofi? non-kayfabe?

[Londoner]

lollll TNA advert encouraging people to switch channels

They could try doing that with their, you know, this thing called 'booking'.

[Londoner]

LOL Heard the austin theme for a sec and thought 'wtf thats a week early'

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd was crazy during the Lesnar-Goldberg match with the insane booing.

[The Gold Standard]

Anyone else think for a second they were going to show the Triple Threat match?

[CSL]

wait when did orton freak at kofi? non-kayfabe?

It's one of those 'internet sees 2 and 2 being added together on TV and coming up with F'

[The Gold Standard]

wait when did orton freak at kofi? non-kayfabe?

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[KIRA]

The fuck is up with you yanks only having to pay $1 for a double cheeseburger at Burger King yet it's like £1.99 for a normal cheeseburger over here You and I discussed this once our country is obsessed with making fat loads of us all.
Then pedaling half-assed diet plans to us to lose it all its insane.

[Londoner]

Good to see Raw thread KICKING TNA's ASS. :cool:

[parkmania]

So who is Vince gonna get to come to his aid tonight if it's not Batista?

[HBPunk]

STUPID

Well he was being pushed well then and now hes not going to mania, kofi is sloppy

[HBPunk]

So who is Vince gonna get to come to his aid tonight if it's not Batista?

Linda with a chair or just Bret

[Londoner]

Oh shit yes, im getting this.

[Providence Peep]

Did anyone else notice The Ultimate Warrior was added to the opening graphic that airs before RAW starts?

[HBPunk]

Did anyone else notice The Ultimate Warrior was added to the opening graphic that airs before RAW starts?

yup

[Londoner]

HBK V JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Favre4Ever]

nice mania rematches.

[ClockShot]

Orton vs. HHH next week.

The match Orton SHOULD HAVE WON!

[Emperor Smeat]

Next week is shaping up to be probably the best RAW so far.

[Londoner]

Orton vs. HHH next week.

The match Orton SHOULD HAVE WON!

If a match was ever meant to end in DQ, its that.

[HBPunk]

criss angel is a good wrestling name

[Providence Peep]

criss angel is a good wrestling name

But he obviously needs to be saved by CM Punk.

[CSL]

You and I discussed this once our country is obsessed with making fat loads of us all.
Then pedaling half-assed diet plans to us to lose it all its insane.

I'm still not over it. Went to go Burger King a week or 2 ago until I got inside and saw the prices :(

[Favre4Ever]

the way he talks REALLY pisses me off.

[parkmania]

Criss Angel channelling the ghost of Sam Kinnison?

[Stealth-Icon]

Can Angel make this show disappear?

[Londoner]

Criss, you mean the MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT

[KIRA]

never knew Angels voice so whiny god

[Londoner]

never knew Angels voice so whiny god

Was far better backstage

[Stealth-Icon]

Angel sounds like he is going though puberty with his voice cracking

[HBPunk]

I'm still not over it. Went to go Burger King a week or 2 ago until I got inside and saw the prices :(

Burger King is as tasty as my asshole

[Providence Peep]

No more names announced for the HOF? :-\

[The Gold Standard]

Well he was being pushed well then and now hes not going to mania, kofi is sloppy

I didn't mean you were stupid. It was what Orton yelled at him. I thought everyone would get it. I guess not.

[ClockShot]

Hey, who wants to see a REAL magic trick?

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[parkmania]

Magically make Taker's pyro go off now with Vinny on the ramp?

[AngryMidjit]

vince walks like he has a pole in his ass

[Favre4Ever]

Vince strut! <3

[VSG]

Did he just say "Mcmoron"??

[ClockShot]

Criss should dial it down a few notches. Blow out your voice box that way.

[HBPunk]

I didn't mean you were stupid. It was what Orton yelled at him. I thought everyone would get it. I guess not.

Derp, soz

[Londoner]

haha

[HBPunk]

beat him quick john

[ClockShot]

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Gauntlet match.

[AngryMidjit]

OH LOOK, MORE ODDS FOR CENA TO OVERCOME

[Favre4Ever]

bury Kozlov time!

[Londoner]

kozlov mad kozlov smash kozlov tag

[SOCCER LEGS]

bury Kozlov time!

he's been buried bro

[CSL]

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It's one of those 'internet sees 2 and 2 being added together on TV and coming up with F'

[parkmania]

So Kozlov's face turn on ECW never happened, right?

[Stealth-Icon]

Kozlov finally made it to the main event of Raw

[Favre4Ever]

ooo or not!

[AngryMidjit]

this feels an awful lot like the time vince had austin do a gauntlet match to get to him

[HBPunk]

i was gonna spark this spliff for the ME but ill wait til kozlov pisses off

[CSL]

The Wire season 2's very own Vladimir Kozlov!

[Londoner]

Wait what happened was kozlov beat or tagged?

[SOCCER LEGS]

this match has some retarded rules

[Favre4Ever]

Swagger looked more retarded than Eugene running down the ramp just then.

[AngryMidjit]

i love how they can never show a full match without a commercial interruption

[CSL]

i was gonna spark this spliff for the ME but ill wait til kozlov pisses off

You should follow my example, download 24 and bun it then

[Stealth-Icon]

lol, Swagger out and cut to a commercial. Boy how they hate him now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait what happened was kozlov beat or tagged?

He just walked away after Vince tagged him.

[HBPunk]

so its 4 vs 1?

[Providence Peep]

Does anyone know who the guests will be on Tuesday Night Titans tomorrow night? :shifty:

[Londoner]

He just walked away after Vince tagged him.

weird

[Skippord]

lol how Swagger runs

[HBPunk]

You should follow my example, download 24 and bun it then

Nah not a fan but i sky plus'd shitloads of How I Met Your Mother, ill take a ride with NPH

[HBPunk]

Insert gay jokes

[Skippord]

fag

[HBPunk]

fag

Wow that was a good one, have you done stand up?

[KIRA]

I'm still not over it. Went to go Burger King a week or 2 ago until I got inside and saw the prices :(

It works in your favor really, it keeps you from going overboard and you maintain a nice balance in your diet as a result I'm guessing. Now and then a Burger or whatever you fancy is nice, but the low pricing of such foods tend to make people say "yes" to fast food more often than they should.

[Providence Peep]

I wish Prime Time Wrestling with Gorilla Monsoon (RIP) and Bobby The Brain Heenan were still on....... God, I miss those days :'(

[CSL]

It works in your favor really, it keeps you from going overboard and you maintain a nice balance in your diet as a result I'm guessing. Now and then a Burger or whatever you fancy is nice, but the low pricing of such foods tend to make people say "yes" to fast food more often than they should.

Oh yeah, I'm good when it comes to eating shit but this was on my junk food day. Went Maccies instead :o

[ClockShot]

Did we have a Hall of Fame announcement tonight?

[HBPunk]

I wish Prime Time Wrestling with Gorilla Monsoon (RIP) and Bobby The Brain Heenan were still on....... God, I miss those days :'(

If that was still on, the matches would be called by a coffin and a guy with no tongue. . . still better than cole/king

[Londoner]

Did we have a Hall of Fame announcement tonight?

no

[AngryMidjit]

sumbuddy gon' git dey ass kicked

[Poit]

Mark Henry heel turn?

[CSL]

Vince is fucking awesome. He never fails to entertain me, even during his shittiest angles.

[CSL]

Mark Henry heel turn?

Naaah. I think he'll have mercy.

[Poit]

Vince is fucking awesome. He never fails to entertain me, even during his shittiest angles.

It's all about the mon-ay!

[Londoner]

Really faint kick out there by Cena eh

[CSL]

Or not. But still won't be a turn.

[Londoner]

NO DQ

[ClockShot]

GET THE BELL! GET THE DAMN BELL!

[Favre4Ever]

No DQ handi-cap GAUNTLET match, Vince.

[parkmania]

Vintage Savage/Steamboat moment coming.

[HBPunk]

youre fired mark

[Poit]

Don't do it, Koolaid man!

[Londoner]

NO NO NOOOOO DAMNIT BATISTA!

[Londoner]

KOFI!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol clusterfuck</font>

[Favre4Ever]

BAH GAWD KOFI!

[ClockShot]

Hey look, Kofi's still around.

[Stealth-Icon]

Kofi against Bat, lol. Horrible

[Londoner]

SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[HBPunk]

awful spear on cena

[Londoner]

NO CHAAAANCCEEE

[CSL]

Sandbag McMahon

[CSL]

That was probably the longest match on RAW this year

[Favre4Ever]

....aaaaaaaaaand there he goes.

[HBPunk]

Cena can overcome the odds against everyone but Vince. Bats with a small RVD tribute there

[parkmania]

So when did Taker teach Bats how to dim the lights with a wave of his hands?

[Londoner]

So obvious cena's winning at WM now.

[HBPunk]

So when did Taker teach Bats how to dim the lights with a wave of his hands?

Backstage on SD lastweek, Taker was in Batista's office showing him how to do it with the lamp

[CSL]

lol my stream cut to Impact for like half a second, which was long enough to hear the bell ringing and 'winner, Hullllk Hooo' and a shot of him topless with blood on his face. lol. Not gonna wrestle the man says.

[Skippord]

Batista with the worst spear in the history of spears

[Providence Peep]

lol my stream cut to Impact for like half a second, which was long enough to hear the bell ringing and 'winner, Hullllk Hooo' and a shot of him topless with blood on his face. lol. Not gonna wrestle the man says.

Hogan has NEVER been a man of his word.

[Team Sheep]

So Orton's match still not announced for Mania. I'd have thought 3 weeks would be the cut off point for announcing matches.

[Londoner]

So Orton's match still not announced for Mania. I'd have thought 3 weeks would be the cut off point for announcing matches.

Like i said, i doubt they're even sure what to do with him.

[Loose Cannon]

Hogan has NEVER been a man of his word.

god shut up.

[Team Sheep]

Thought we'd see Legacy in a triple threat with a father in each corner.

[CSL]

Batista with the worst spear in the history of spears

Go and watch some local indy stuff, might be some guys that can't do them spearing guys that are scared to take them. Pretty hilarious.

[Emperor Smeat]

So Orton's match still not announced for Mania. I'd have thought 3 weeks would be the cut off point for announcing matches.

I think the WWE is still unsure of what to have Orton for a match since they've been leaning with Orton vs Dibiase Jr for some weeks and then Orton vs Legacy for other weeks.

[CSL]

Randy and Cowboy Bob vs. Legacy

[Team Sheep]

Guess we'll find out next week for sure.

[Londoner]

Guess we'll find out next week for sure.

Next weeks raw looks very good, just hope we don't have loads of DQ endings.

[Team Sheep]

Wrestlemania's stacked!

[Mr. C]

Any chance Stone Cold Steve Austin will be the referee during Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon?

Evan Bourne vs. William Regal was good, but I still want John Morrison to get in, and without him in it, there’s only one person who can win.

Get Alicia Fox, Hornswoggle, Michael Cole, and Santino Marella off my TV.

Kofi Kingston isn’t in Money In The Bank, and I can’t see him left off the card. He can win the United States title and put it on the line against Regal on the pay-per-view.

7/10

[Londoner]

I seem to have briefly forgotten who the US champ is.

[Emperor Smeat]

I seem to have briefly forgotten who the US champ is.

The Miz.

All those belts he carries does get a bit confusing which is which after a while. :shifty:

[Londoner]

The Miz.

All those belts he carries does get a bit confusing which is which after a while. :shifty:

I thought he lost it though?

[Lock Jaw]

Kofi/Orton vs. Legacy? Orton goes to Kofi because he has seen the potential in him. Kofi doesn't trust him, but agrees because he is desperate for a paycheck. Then comes Wrestlemania... the bell rings, Kofi is the legal man... he gets worked over by Legacy... but when he tries to tag Orton, Orton backs away and yells "STUPID! STUPID!" and then a three on one beatdown occurs for 15 minutes.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought he lost it though?

According to wikipedia, he's held onto the title for almost 1/2 a year now. Its just he barely defends the title the last few months. I think the Kofi-Miz-Swagger feud was the last time he actually defended the belt in a feud.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5239/mizshow.png

[The Franchise]

So Mania will be:

Jericho/Edge
Batista/Cena
Taker/Michaels
Bret/Vince
HHH/Sheamus
MITB
ShowMiz vs Rock n' Rap

Those are the 7 announced matches. Orton/Legacy and Punk/Rey will be added, plus maybe a divas match and that is 10 matches. Honestly, I think this is the best Wrestlemania card since Wrestlemania 19.

[Poit]

According to wikipedia, he's held onto the title for almost 1/2 a year now. Its just he barely defends the title the last few months. I think the Kofi-Miz-Swagger feud was the last time he actually defended the belt in a feud.

I thought he defended the US title 2 or 3 times in his feud with MVP?

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought he defended the US title 2 or 3 times in his feud with MVP?

Can't believe I forgot all about that feud and even worse when he faced him on the last month's PPV. I must have been assuming MVP was in the tag feud itself (MVP/Henry vs Miz-show) and forgot all about the US title feud those two had.

[Juan]

Am I the only one who thought the Orton/Legacy segment was great?? Great storytelling and great booking for this feud so far heading into Mania.

Orton got the huge pop and everyone was pretty much expecting Orton to beat Legacy, but in the end Orton doesn't look like your average WWE babyface who overcomes the odds, despite wrestling the match as a full fledged face, and Legacy got what was arguably the biggest win of their career,

I dunno, I've never been the biggest Orton fan but the work he's doing with Legacy right now has been pretty entertaining. Makes me look forward to what they're gonna with these guys at Mania

[Juan]

This is another reason I think Raw won the "war" last night. Pretty solid build-up for Mania throughout the show.

[Emperor Smeat]

To be fair though RAW/WWE tends to be really well post-Rumble since they start their push in quality shows and feuds to help sell Wrestlemania as the event to watch for the year.