View Full Version : Ryan Clark
roach21
03-09-2010, 04:43 PM
I tried to google him but all the search results I got back were about douches. Seriously though, can anyone tell me where I can find his bio or info on him... I want to know how this guy became the king of the dirt sheets.
The Franchise
03-09-2010, 04:46 PM
I'm pretty Dave Meltzer or Bryan Alvarez are "king of the dirt sheets"
Fignuts
03-09-2010, 04:59 PM
He is the king of stealing news from other sites.
AngryMidjit
03-09-2010, 06:26 PM
whenever douchenozzle clark mentions "we" as in "we are working very hard on ____" i always think it's just him in his dirty basement filled with food containers while his mom brings him more hot pockets
BigDaddyCool
03-09-2010, 07:00 PM
whenever douchenozzle clark mentions "we" as in "we are working very hard on ____" i always think it's just him in his dirty basement filled with food containers while his mom brings him more hot pockets
Hot Pockets, did I eat it or rub it on my face?
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roach21
03-09-2010, 07:03 PM
Damn. I really didn't want to bash on the guy (still love you fignuts) I seriously want to know who the hell this guy is that allows him all this "backstage news." Is he really that connected with the business or does he just mostly bullshit?
BigDaddyCool
03-09-2010, 07:07 PM
He rereports news from the other "real" dirt sheets.
BigDaddyCool
03-09-2010, 07:19 PM
Also...he has been known to try to call wrestlers. He tried calling Randy Orton last year after a drunk driving thing. Of course he never got ahold of him, but he let it ring a couple of times the hung up. Closest thing to "reporting" he has ever done.
AngryMidjit
03-09-2010, 07:26 PM
i bet he was masturbating vigorously for days afterward
The Pope
03-09-2010, 07:38 PM
i bet he was masturbating vigorously for days afterward
Wouldn't you?
Jordan
03-11-2010, 09:56 AM
Im gonna meet up with him at an ROH show in NYC and punch him in the mouth. Ill take pics.
I've managed to find a picture of Ryan Clark hard at work producing his latest editorial...
http://dickinabox.net/funneh/cartman_wow_poop.gif
owenbrown
03-12-2010, 02:29 AM
lmfao KYR
Gertner
03-12-2010, 08:06 PM
Lol the emails we exchanged were awesome
Swiss Ultimate
03-13-2010, 02:08 PM
I don't think Ryan Clark is a real person.
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