Funny Wrestling Stories

[HBPunk]

Over Xmas, a few friends and i were heading into our second straight day of drinking when our lesbian pal said she had hiccups and didnt know how to get rid of them. She tried everything and it failed badly. After fifteen mins she was getting more and more pissed off so i suggested i put her in the Liontamer, all the while assuring her it'd totally work. It did and as a reward she said i could eat her box. That bit is a lie

[Jeritron]

No one cares.

[HBPunk]

Yes they do Jeri, you clearly do more than anyone. Please stop turning everything i do into a fight. Punch a punchbag dude, smoke a joint, chill...

[Jeritron]

I've never had any interaction with you on here until now

[KayfabeMan]

Where do you start a motion to ban someone from the board?

[KayfabeMan]

:shifty:

[Jeritron]

Forum Questions and Suggestions

[HBPunk]

Where do you start a motion to ban someone from the board?

because i wasnt sad to hear about a random 90 year old dying??

[KayfabeMan]

No, just because you're a douchebag that contributes nothing of any importance to this forum.

[HBPunk]

i was complimented at least 4 times this week for good posts so i doubt that

[Chavo Classic]

What kind of dick puts their friend in a potentially dangerous wrestling hold to cure hiccups?

[thedamndest]

Post pics of the lesbian.

[Xero]

Where do you start a motion to ban someone from the board?

KayfabeMan requests should be automatically processed immediately.

[Sixx]

Surprising you didn't put her in the crippler crossface.

[Loose Cannon]

gonna be honest, I thought this was going to be a post about popular wrestlers, so I did not read past "Over X-mas"

[Damian Rey]

When I read "wrestling stories", I thought you meant actual wrestling, not you being an idiot and duping a friend into taking a dangerous submission hold applied by and amatuer at best.

[Sixx]

Let's improve this thread:

B Brian Blair said on a Radio-Show - "(time-period was mid 70s in Florida where Dusty Rhodes was HUGE Ba Dum Ch), Dusty Rhodes, Blair, Andre the giant are driving in one car which is modified in the back seat to give Andre room. Theyre all piss-drunk, and it's the middle of the DAY. Rhodes was also the "Booker" at that time too (One who makes stories, match-ups, who wins, etc...). So they have this cooler in the back seat with bottles of piss cause they HAVE TOO make it too this City for a show. Of course theres a seperate cooler of beer on Andres other side too.

Blairs driving and he says "Out of the fn'blue this Deer comes tearingass right across the road in front of the car....I swerve hard and missed it, but the cooler of Beer flies forward drenching me. Rhodes started screaming very hyperly "Oh my god you got pizz on the dream! Damn you BB Im gonna make you pay! I'm a superstar oh mercy! Etc.." The Piss cooler had drenched Dusty Rhodes, B Blair said Andre was laughing so-hard (of course the volume), car was shaking, and tears were coming out his eyes.

Not even a week later the three were driving somewhere but its Pitch-Black at night, and being drunk again they gotta gotake a piss. No coolers for obvious reason. They haul their butts out of the car, and cant see shit. Theyre in the middle of nowhere so theyre holding their arms out waving so they dont walk into something....B Blair says he sees a tree...so he whips it out and starts peeing. All of a sudden he hears right in front of him "Not again! Oh no Im jobbin ya BB! The Dream gets pizzed on two times in one week! Oh ill etc...." B Blair was mistakingly pissing on Rhodes leg. He could hear Andre laughing so loud in the woods.

[Damian Rey]

Let's improve this thread:

B Brian Blair said on a Radio-Show - "(time-period was mid 70s in Florida where Dusty Rhodes was HUGE Ba Dum Ch), Dusty Rhodes, Blair, Andre the giant are driving in one car which is modified in the back seat to give Andre room. Theyre all piss-drunk, and it's the middle of the DAY. Rhodes was also the "Booker" at that time too (One who makes stories, match-ups, who wins, etc...). So they have this cooler in the back seat with bottles of piss cause they HAVE TOO make it too this City for a show. Of course theres a seperate cooler of beer on Andres other side too.

Blairs driving and he says "Out of the fn'blue this Deer comes tearingass right across the road in front of the car....I swerve hard and missed it, but the cooler of Beer flies forward drenching me. Rhodes started screaming very hyperly "Oh my god you got pizz on the dream! Damn you BB Im gonna make you pay! I'm a superstar oh mercy! Etc.." The Piss cooler had drenched Dusty Rhodes, B Blair said Andre was laughing so-hard (of course the volume), car was shaking, and tears were coming out his eyes.

Not even a week later the three were driving somewhere but its Pitch-Black at night, and being drunk again they gotta gotake a piss. No coolers for obvious reason. They haul their butts out of the car, and cant see shit. Theyre in the middle of nowhere so theyre holding their arms out waving so they dont walk into something....B Blair says he sees a tree...so he whips it out and starts peeing. All of a sudden he hears right in front of him "Not again! Oh no Im jobbin ya BB! The Dream gets pizzed on two times in one week! Oh ill etc...." B Blair was mistakingly pissing on Rhodes leg. He could hear Andre laughing so loud in the woods.

:lol: so much better

[LuigiD]

I guess some might not find it that funny..but I thought it was so..
I have a good friend who works at Boston Market. I live in Tampa so seeing wrestlers at stores is not out of the ordinary here. One time I was visiting him since the place was pretty dead. We are standing there to the side of the counter talking while he is on break when Mick Foley walks in. We tried not marking out. Foley knew we were looking at him and probably overheard us whisper "is that him dude? Cactus Jack remember?" a few times.
As Foley is getting ready to walk to a table to eat his dinner he puts the tray down, turns around and looks at us all pissed off. My friend and I are just standing there motionless. Suddenly, Foley does the gun hand gesture and goes BAM BAM! I am Cactus Jack!
We laughed so hard and then he talked for a bit. We didn't want to bug him since he was eating dinner but cool guy.

[6-String King]

Best Post Ever

[Fignuts]

Let's improve this thread:

B Brian Blair said on a Radio-Show - "(time-period was mid 70s in Florida where Dusty Rhodes was HUGE Ba Dum Ch), Dusty Rhodes, Blair, Andre the giant are driving in one car which is modified in the back seat to give Andre room. Theyre all piss-drunk, and it's the middle of the DAY. Rhodes was also the "Booker" at that time too (One who makes stories, match-ups, who wins, etc...). So they have this cooler in the back seat with bottles of piss cause they HAVE TOO make it too this City for a show. Of course theres a seperate cooler of beer on Andres other side too.

Blairs driving and he says "Out of the fn'blue this Deer comes tearingass right across the road in front of the car....I swerve hard and missed it, but the cooler of Beer flies forward drenching me. Rhodes started screaming very hyperly "Oh my god you got pizz on the dream! Damn you BB Im gonna make you pay! I'm a superstar oh mercy! Etc.." The Piss cooler had drenched Dusty Rhodes, B Blair said Andre was laughing so-hard (of course the volume), car was shaking, and tears were coming out his eyes.

Not even a week later the three were driving somewhere but its Pitch-Black at night, and being drunk again they gotta gotake a piss. No coolers for obvious reason. They haul their butts out of the car, and cant see shit. Theyre in the middle of nowhere so theyre holding their arms out waving so they dont walk into something....B Blair says he sees a tree...so he whips it out and starts peeing. All of a sudden he hears right in front of him "Not again! Oh no Im jobbin ya BB! The Dream gets pizzed on two times in one week! Oh ill etc...." B Blair was mistakingly pissing on Rhodes leg. He could hear Andre laughing so loud in the woods.


ahahaha

Anytime Andre is involved, it's a good story. Even if he's just kinda there, like this one.

[Schlomey]

My homosexual friend, his name is Randy, was having sharp shooting pains in his ass. I volunteered to give him an atomic drop. IT WORKED! He rewarded me with a handy in the mens room. That part is a lie....I gave him the handy.

[Sixx]

A friend of mine who lived down the street from me growing was picking up his little brother from a birthday party when we were in high school. He get's back and is all excited to tell us a story. Turns out Nick was at the party and He met the Hulkster on the way out. The funny part is his brothers reaction to Hogan. Hogan is walking by them as they're leaving. He says "what's up little brother," as he walks by. The kid looks at Hogan tells him "you're not my brother, you're a old man stranger, I'm telling my mom!" Hogan apparently looked like he'd been slapped. A lot of us have run into Hogan over the years down here.

Wow, Hulk got destroyed by a kid.

[6-String King]

My homosexual friend, his name is Randy, was having sharp shooting pains in his ass. I volunteered to give him an atomic drop. IT WORKED! He rewarded me with a handy in the mens room. That part is a lie....I gave him the handy.

LMAO

[Rammsteinmad]

This whole thread is wrong.

HBPunk doesn't have any friends.

[Nicky Fives]

My homosexual friend, his name is Randy, was having sharp shooting pains in his ass. I volunteered to give him an atomic drop. IT WORKED! He rewarded me with a handy in the mens room. That part is a lie....I gave him the handy.

ROFL...... this might be my most favourite post EVER!

[The Jayman]

My homosexual friend, his name is Randy, was having sharp shooting pains in his ass. I volunteered to give him an atomic drop. IT WORKED! He rewarded me with a handy in the mens room. That part is a lie....I gave him the handy.

lol. sig'd

[Rammsteinmad]

And no girl would let a guy put her in a Liontamer. :nono:

[AngryMidjit]

cool story bro

[HBPunk]

wow this thread has been completely immersed in losery gayness. i knew the story would be ripped on cos internet geeks are synical fucks more interested in being 75 pounds overweight and wanking over lara croft.

[HBPunk]

What kind of dick puts their friend in a potentially dangerous wrestling hold to cure hiccups?

A Handsome dick like me

[HBPunk]

When I read "wrestling stories", I thought you meant actual wrestling, not you being an idiot and duping a friend into taking a dangerous submission hold applied by and amatuer at best.

loser

[HBPunk]

My homosexual friend, his name is Randy, was having sharp shooting pains in his ass. I volunteered to give him an atomic drop. IT WORKED! He rewarded me with a handy in the mens room. That part is a lie....I gave him the handy.

i like you

[Juan]

*yawn*