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Favre4Ever
03-19-2010, 09:22 PM
Not sure if anyone has thought of this yet so I'll throw it out there.

Michaels is booked to wrestle Taker at Mania, and the stipulation is, of course, streak vs. career. For the last few weeks we've all heard from the dirt sheets about HBK going around to people backstage and telling them that they need to step their game up because he plans to retire after the big dance. Multiple sources have supported this rumor, and so it projects a clear image: HBK losing at Wrestlemania.

The big day comes. The match is superb, but with wild twists, such as HBK almost getting caught in Taker's finishing moves multiple times, almost about to commit that "one big mistake" that cost him the match the previous year. Of course, he always barely escapes at the last moment.

After a plethora of near falls, out of nowhere, BAM! Sweet Chin Music. 1...2...3. The streak is over.

Not only the ultimate swerve, but would hold a second purpose as well: the company would be able to flag the individuals who leaked the news about his "retirement" to the dirt sheets and remove them, as we could assume in this scenario that HBK told only a select few people.

Possible?
El Fangel
03-19-2010, 09:28 PM
Ruin one of the best things wrestling has going to out a few snitches, yeah makes sense.

Honestly, I see Bret Hart interfering and costing Michaels the match.
tjmidnight420
03-19-2010, 09:28 PM
I could see that happening, but I think even if he wins he's going on a long vacation after the dance.
Favre4Ever
03-19-2010, 09:34 PM
Wow I had not even considered the Bret Hart angle.
Lock Jaw
03-19-2010, 09:46 PM
The Ultimate Swerve would be if midway in the Taker/HBK match, the Ultimate Warrior comes out and decimates them both and proceeds to shake the ropes for the rest of Wrestlemania.
screech
03-19-2010, 09:46 PM
Worth the price of the event.
Xero
03-19-2010, 09:50 PM
The Ultimate Swerve would be if midway in the Taker/HBK match, the Ultimate Warrior comes out and decimates them both and proceeds to shake the ropes for the rest of Wrestlemania.

Nah, he just beats the shit out of HBK while this is shown on the tron:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/hbkcock-2.gif
Xero
03-19-2010, 09:51 PM
Alternate response:

The Ultimate Swerve would be if midway in the Taker/HBK match, the Ultimate Warrior comes out and decimates them both and proceeds to shake the ropes for the rest of Wrestlemania.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/578776885-main.jpg

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screech
03-19-2010, 09:54 PM
Dunno why, but I thought of this when I saw that midlife crisis pic

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/15/article-1118303-03128315000005DC-768_468x352.jpg
jskinnyg
03-19-2010, 10:08 PM
Nah, he just beats the shit out of HBK while this is shown on the tron:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/hbkcock-2.gif

Damn XeroI have NEVER Seen that shit... Holy Crap... That's brutal... Nice one...
asphyXy
03-19-2010, 10:09 PM
The Ultimate Swerve would be if midway in the Taker/HBK match, the Ultimate Warrior comes out and decimates them both and proceeds to shake the ropes for the rest of Wrestlemania.

This is one of the best posts in the history of TPWW.
Jakob Synn
03-19-2010, 11:18 PM
The Ultimate Swerve would be if midway in the Taker/HBK match, the Ultimate Warrior comes out and decimates them both and proceeds to shake the ropes for the rest of Wrestlemania.

Nothing can top this post. This thread is over.
El Fangel
03-19-2010, 11:20 PM
Seriously, calling it now. Bret Hart costs Michaels his career.

You read it here first.
Xero
03-19-2010, 11:33 PM
"THAT'S FOR THE HUG!"
Wishbone
03-20-2010, 12:26 AM
Nah, he just beats the shit out of HBK while this is shown on the tron:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/hbkcock-2.gif

holly freakin' crap what the hell?!:eek:
Evil Vito
03-20-2010, 12:49 AM
<font color=goldenrod>High impact move causes the ring to collapse, show fades to black with no clear cut winner, pissing off millions worldwide. SWERVE</font>
El Fangel
03-20-2010, 12:52 AM
Both wrestlers no show.
Xero
03-20-2010, 12:54 AM
<font color=goldenrod>High impact move causes the ring to collapse, show fades to black with no clear cut winner, pissing off millions worldwide. SWERVE</font>

No, Shawn is tuning up the band, and suddenly the feed is interrupted by a camera focusing on Michael Cole.

Cole: I know you internet marks wanted to see this SOOooOOooOooO badly, but I have something I know you'll like more! I'm the man of 1004 lines!

#1 - Oh my!

#2 - Vintage!

#3 - NOT LIKE THIS!

#4 - I can't believe this!

#5 - Vintage!
Lock Jaw
03-20-2010, 12:56 AM
#6 - Longest running weekly episodic program!

#7 - Vin- Uhh.. Classic Move!
Jakob Synn
03-20-2010, 01:44 AM
#6 - Longest running weekly episodic program!


That's the one that pisses me off the most
Brigstocke
03-20-2010, 04:28 AM
The Ultimate swerve would be Shawn hitting Sweet Chin Music. but the lights fading before he makes the cover. The lights come back up and Taker is making a cover in an unconcious state. Camera pans the ring to see the urn spinning around under the bottom turnbuckle. JR spends a few seconds spewing something along the lines of ''Oh My GAWD I can't belive this, who would want to cost HBK his career, someone must have struck him with that urn.'' The Urn comes to a stop....the lid falls off......A Black Smoke Monster breezes out from inside and decimates a few referees and spanish announcers then cuts a promo about how the whole of LOST happened inside the urn.
Evil Vito
03-20-2010, 09:45 AM
That's the one that pisses me off the most

<font color=goldenrod>Can't really blame Cole for that one. I've noticed that he always seems to say the "weekly episodic program" line right at the turn of the hour when more people are likely tuning in. Probably is told to say it tbh</font>
Jakob Synn
03-20-2010, 09:59 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Can't really blame Cole for that one. I've noticed that he always seems to say the "weekly episodic program" line right at the turn of the hour when more people are likely tuning in. Probably is told to say it tbh</font>

Yeah, I know. It's probably most likely Vince yelling in his ear to say it, but have you also noticed they've kind of slowed down on those RAW facts each Monday night.