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Tyler Killer
03-26-2010, 02:07 PM
"Always the rumors. The silliness. The lies. The bullshit. Simply telling the truth is a high spot the bottom-feeders of internet wrestling news always find too tough to pull off."
Bless this man!
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:08 PM
Warrior Warrior.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:08 PM
"Mr Warrior"
"Please, call me Warrior."
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:09 PM
I'm sure he's a paragon of telling the truth, not being silly, and never bringing the bullshit.
"Mr Warrior"
"Please, call me Warrior."
Do you suppose his middle name is Warrior?
Or something weird, like Clyde?
Maybe "Warrior" is actually his first and middle name and his last name is Eastwood.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:11 PM
I hope it's Ultimate. Warrior Ultimate Warrior. But it probably is something like Clyde :(
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:11 PM
Bob Warrior
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:12 PM
His middle name is Weekend
Do his friends call him "War"?
Lock Jaw
03-26-2010, 02:13 PM
Danger is his middle name.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:13 PM
Bob "Danger Weekend" Warrior
Bob "Danger Weekend at Clyde's" Warrior
Now if only there was a thread around here I could maybe voice my opinion on Warrior in
Lock Jaw
03-26-2010, 02:15 PM
Yeah. If only.
Then I could say things like "Warrior should join CM Punk's stable" in it.
I'd say "Warrior is insane".
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:16 PM
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Great moment
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Greater moment
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:19 PM
Bob Danger Weekend presents The Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger w/ Waffle Fries Warrior
The Jayman
03-26-2010, 02:20 PM
sounds tasty
Shit, now I want waffle fries. Haven't had them in years.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:22 PM
I wish I had some waffle fries too. I bet Bob Danger has waffle fries...
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:23 PM
Bob Dangerfield's week comes to an end, and he finds that that IWC gives him even less respect than The Ultimate Warrior
Bob Danger always has waffle fries. He's Bob Danger, after all.
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:24 PM
Bob Danger put a figurative gun to Vince's head over the last waffle fry.
Vince proceeded to piss himself.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:26 PM
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Greatest moment at 0:30
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:28 PM
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The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:30 PM
:lol:
taker707
03-26-2010, 02:37 PM
Full Warrior Blog
The Ultimate Warrior has finally broken his silence regarding the WWE Hall of Fame, here are the highlights…
He Won’t Be At WrestleMania: Well, after months of silly speculation and rumor-mongering regarding an appearance by me at this year’s Hall of Fame, and with WM being this weekend, I suppose I should say something about it all. Actually, after first seeing how my decision to decline was reported, I had initially decided it wasn’t worth wasting time to say anything. Always the rumors. The silliness. The lies. The bullshit. Simply telling the truth is a high spot the bottom-feeders of internet wrestling news always find too tough to pull off. However, over the last couple of weeks I have received thousands of feverish emails from those of you who are absolutely convinced that my silence is absolute evidence that I will be making a surprise appearance at the Hall of Fame ceremony. So, I thought I should let you know the truth: I am not. I will NOT be at Wrestlemania in any capacity.
On Declining The Invitation: I did decline induction. Yes, I declined. I did not “back out” of anything. There was never anything to “back out” of. I never agreed to appear at the Hall of Fame to begin with. The rumor that I did is a lie; an easy one that fits the kooky, fictional groundwork the liars have been laying down for years. It sounded good, made me look bad, so they added it on. The issue of money never came up, either. I’m not even sure they pay inductees. I don’t think they do. I could be wrong. Don’t know. Don’t care. I never considered asking for any and it was never brought up in any of the discussions I had. Discussions, mind you, I had only with Vince, nobody else. It’s funny, all these years the worn-out claim has been, “For Warrior, it’s always about the money, his greed.” I wish someone would have smartened me about that before I chose to sacrifice 10 or more years where I could have very easily continued to make millions of dollars. Making choices in your life based on your principles will make you wealthy, I’ll be honest about that, but it has little to do with greed or money. Again, the element of greed sounded evilly good and kept up the image that I am a selfish scoundrel only concerned about myself, so the parasites threw it in.
What Exactly Happened?: Vince called me on December 23rd and left a voicemail saying, among other things, “let’s get you in the Hall of Fame where you belong.” After the holidays I returned his call, left a voicemail telling him to call me again when he found time. When we finally connected, I told him I would rather meet with him in person than talk over the phone. He said that would be great. He said he would find time on his calendar and call me back to set it up. When he called back a couple of weeks later he didn’t even mention finding a time scheduled to meet, and throughout the remainder of the conversation, further decided not to find one. So, given only the option to say either yes or no, my answer was quick and clear, I declined Vince’s invitation to headline this year’s HOF event. I believe my decision is simple to understand. Although Vince and I decided to settle the litigation over the production of the Self-Destruction DVD, the DVD is still what it is: a defamatory, negative, inaccurate portrayal of my professional sports entertainment career and my personal character while working in the WWF. Settlement may have changed the terms of the discussion, but not the original intent or content of the DVD. Vince himself titled the DVD. He gave the authority to produce the DVD just as it is. I can’t forget this.
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:46 PM
Sounds like Bret in 1999
The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:47 PM
If Bret got over the Screwjob, Warrior should man up and get over a DVD...... Bobby Danger belongs in the Hall of Fame!
Jeritron
03-26-2010, 02:47 PM
While reading that I had a touch of deja vu, but then realized it just reminded me of some Jon Kano posts I've read
Didnt he actually legally change his name to "The Warrior"?
jskinnyg
03-26-2010, 05:31 PM
His middle name is Weekend
Nice...
YoungFlyFlashy
03-27-2010, 12:31 AM
Jim Hellwig legally changed his name to Warrior in 1993.
Providence Peep
03-27-2010, 12:51 AM
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St. Jimmy
03-27-2010, 12:54 AM
His sisters kids call him Uncle WaWa
KayfabeMan
03-27-2010, 02:08 AM
His sisters kids call him Uncle WaWa
That's the same thing Barbara Walters nephews and nieces call her.
She calls herself that, who are you kidding?
Providence Peep
03-27-2010, 09:01 AM
What did you guys think of his "confession"? :lol:
Schlomey
03-27-2010, 01:01 PM
I <3 wrestlecrap
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