So...will Yoshi Tatsu get a push? [Archive]

Mr. Nerfect

03-29-2010, 02:28 AM

Apparently he won the pre-show Battle Royal. They felt this was important enough to tell us fairly late into WrestleMania. Do you think Yoshi Tatsu will be getting a mid-card push or anything of the like?

Juan

03-29-2010, 02:30 AM

He'd have some good matches with The Miz.

Aguakate

03-29-2010, 02:32 AM

I'd love to see him work against Rey Mysterio, somehow.

Droford

03-29-2010, 02:39 AM

Yoshi and Santino need to be a tag team. Santino can dress up like Mario.

MAKE IT HAPPEN WWE!

Favre4Ever

03-29-2010, 03:12 AM

I'd love to see him work against Kung Fu Naki, somehow.

Rock Bottom

03-29-2010, 03:45 AM

Yoshi Tatsu is a fucking squasher lol I've never seen him lose to any jobbers.

Evil Vito

03-29-2010, 07:17 AM

<font color=goldenrod>I was pleasantly surprised to see Yoshi win the battle royal. I figured a face usually wins it to get the show off to a happy start, but I was guessing either Khali or Henry.

Hope it leads somewhere, Yoshi's a good talent and I want him to escape the Raw Comedy Brigade that is the entire Raw undercard.</font>

Xero

03-29-2010, 09:26 AM

Did Primo and Carlito get a push after winning the dark match last year?

kareru

03-29-2010, 10:04 AM

he needs some new entrance music pronto

Dorkchop

03-29-2010, 10:51 AM

he needs some new entrance music pronto
Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no.

Poit

03-29-2010, 12:36 PM

he needs some new entrance music pronto

No, he does not.

kareru

03-29-2010, 12:41 PM

he does, his theme sends me on a bad mindtrip

6-String King

03-29-2010, 04:18 PM

Apparently he won the pre-show Battle Royal. They felt this was important enough to tell us fairly late into WrestleMania. Do you think Yoshi Tatsu will be getting a mid-card push or anything of the like?

No he will not get a push, if he does it will last a month, and then he won't go anywhere. I've mentioned this before maybe 50 times on this forum alone. Just because you can wrestle in the ring doesn't mean you're going anywhere. Never heard him on the mic. I'm sure there's a reason for that. He looks like a gay dragon. And I'm not sure what his gimmick is, probably a gay dragon. If he gets any sort of push, for even a mid-card title shot. He will lose, and that will be the end of his push.

The Franchise

03-29-2010, 04:20 PM

he does, his theme sends me on a bad mindtrip

Yoshi Tatsu's theme is a helluva drug

Lock Jaw

03-29-2010, 04:45 PM

kareru

03-29-2010, 04:51 PM

HO-LY
FUCKING
SHIT

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

RGWhat316

03-29-2010, 04:52 PM

LOL, that had to be taken from Wrestlecrap. Smiley Dave is the best.

Poit

03-29-2010, 05:31 PM

Johnny Vegas

03-29-2010, 05:45 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if somehow he is off TV after being near the main-event scene (maybe spend time with family) and come back repackaged as like a "Jet-Li", bad ass, hair jet-black, only rocking shades until he hits the ring, type of dude. Just thinking randomly right now.

That and wanted to look at the girl in my sig again..

DLVH84

03-29-2010, 08:17 PM

Yoshi Tatsu needs to go under his real name, Naofumi Yamamoto, and bring back his NJPW-style to WWE.

AngryMidjit

03-29-2010, 08:21 PM

Yoshi Tatsu needs to go under his real name, Naofumi Yamamoto, and bring back his NJPW-style to WWE.

look at me! i can show off my smarkiness!

that or wikipedia searching skills

DLVH84

03-29-2010, 08:26 PM

look at me! i can show off my smarkiness!

that or wikipedia searching skills

I'm not trying to be a smark. I just prefer the Japanese Wrestling style more.

Mr. Nerfect

03-29-2010, 09:28 PM

Why change his name? Yoshi is such a lovable name.

Thanks for the sig appearance in my thread, Johnny. :y:

Fignuts

03-29-2010, 09:34 PM

I'm not trying to be a smark. I just prefer the Japanese Wrestling style more.

Most WWE fans don't, so don't get your hopes up.

Rollermacka

03-29-2010, 09:36 PM

I'm not trying to be a smark. I just prefer the Japanese Wrestling style more.

Yea, they should team him with a guy with painted on abs that crushes a pineapple durring his entrance. That or they could team him with a guy that uses an ass poke as a finisher. God I love Japanese wrestling, I dont know what there saying but I do know that Cyber Kong is awsome!

Providence Peep

03-29-2010, 09:37 PM

Will Tastu get a push..... over a bridge?

Dark One

03-29-2010, 11:15 PM

The Show Off

03-29-2010, 11:19 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if somehow he is off TV after being near the main-event scene (maybe spend time with family) and come back repackaged as like a "Jet-Li", bad ass, hair jet-black, only rocking shades until he hits the ring, type of dude. Just thinking randomly right now.

That and wanted to look at the girl in my sig again..

That's an awesome idea...

Oh and who is that chick? That ass is just unfair.

Wishbone

03-30-2010, 01:00 AM

Jeritron

03-30-2010, 01:18 AM

Did he kidnap Joe?

Kane Knight

03-30-2010, 02:58 AM

look at me! i can show off my smarkiness!

that or wikipedia searching skills

To be fair, you just described 80% of this forum.

Shadow

03-30-2010, 03:44 AM

No he will not get a push, if he does it will last a month, and then he won't go anywhere. I've mentioned this before maybe 50 times on this forum alone. Just because you can wrestle in the ring doesn't mean you're going anywhere. Never heard him on the mic. I'm sure there's a reason for that. He looks like a gay dragon. And I'm not sure what his gimmick is, probably a gay dragon. If he gets any sort of push, for even a mid-card title shot. He will lose, and that will be the end of his push.

Yeah fuck you.

I'm gonna say he'll be the next WWE champion just to spite you.

Juan

03-30-2010, 04:25 AM

Shadow for the win

Mr. Nerfect

03-30-2010, 04:27 AM

Shadow for the win, indeed.

Ermaximus

03-30-2010, 12:15 PM

Yeah fuck you.

I'm gonna say he'll be the next WWE champion just to spite you.

The new Yoshi Motto: "Ahem! If Sheamus and Swagger can do it, so can Yoshi! Thank you!"

The Franchise

03-30-2010, 12:25 PM

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs48/300W/f/2009/192/e/e/Yoshi_Tatsu_by_Ashley_The_Wolf259.jpg

Xero

03-30-2010, 12:28 PM

lol

Ol Dirty Dastard

03-30-2010, 01:07 PM

I'm not trying to be a smark. I just prefer the Japanese Wrestling style more.

As cool as it is to watch, it's sort of hard to work the Japanese style when noone else is going to work it. They're trying to cut down on injuries and so forth, Japanese style isn't conducive to that.

Kane Knight

03-30-2010, 01:22 PM

As cool as it is to watch, it's sort of hard to work the Japanese style when noone else is going to work it. They're trying to cut down on injuries and so forth, Japanese style isn't conducive to that.
I remember WCW guys like Jericho injuring people because they came itno WWF working a stiffer style. And that was well before WWE PG.

Mr. Nerfect

03-30-2010, 01:25 PM

I'd mark out for Yoshi Tatsu winning the United States Title. Just sayin'.

Ol Dirty Dastard

03-30-2010, 01:37 PM

I remember WCW guys like Jericho injuring people because they came itno WWF working a stiffer style. And that was well before WWE PG.

RVD busting up Angle as well is another case. Either way PG has nothing to do with how guys work matches, I just think Vince realizes that he's better off with healthy guys than broken down guys.

Don't get me wrong I'd love to watch these guys work the Japanese style, but then we'd be dealing with brutal injuries and shortened careers. We think the painkillers and booze was bad before, make that style prevalent and we'll see a whole new era of pain killers. Not everyone's Stan Hansen who could just do it night in and night out (although his knees were bunk by the end).

The only guy I can think of who insisted on working a style similar to that in the WWE (although toned down comparitively to actual Japan) other than cruiserweights who are small enough that they don't die from it, was Benoit, and look what happened to him. And to two lesser extents Guererro and Angle. We know what also happened to Guerrero, and Angle was breaking down on the WWE schedule.

Mr. Nerfect

03-30-2010, 01:45 PM

William Regal? His style is very British, and more "snug" than stiff. But I wouldn't say his ring work is a clone of everyone else's.

Ol Dirty Dastard

03-30-2010, 01:54 PM

lol Regal and Finlay are both pretty stiff, but Finlay works fairly sporadically and he's not as snug as he used to be.... and Regal... well he's dabbled with pain killers.

John Morrison works a different style as does HBK and so forth, they just aren't brutally stiff.

Johnny Vegas

03-30-2010, 03:18 PM

That's an awesome idea...

Oh and who is that chick? That ass is just unfair.

No clue but saw her on google and just had to have her. It was a random hot girls search. Wish I did know her name, that wouldn't be the only one of her id have

6-String King

03-31-2010, 05:35 AM

Yeah fuck you.

I'm gonna say he'll be the next WWE champion just to spite you.

Why would you intentionally and knowingly be wrong just to spite anybody?

Shadow

03-31-2010, 04:04 PM

Why would you intentionally and knowingly be wrong just to spite anybody?

Because you touch yourself at night.

We call that a..*sunglasses*..Shadow Burn.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

6-String King

03-31-2010, 05:09 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

We call that a..*sunglasses*..Shadow Burn.

I don't understand how you can call this a burn? Your comebacks are unoriginal, and sound like the words of a 16 year old. Everything you have said has been an insult to your own intelligence. Proving that your suffer from mental retardation. You see I'm not trying to call you a "retard". But merely inform the forum of your disability. Here are a few signs that prove you suffer from such a disability. Both adults and children with mental retardation exhibit from the following characteristics:

* Delays in oral language development: An example would simply be your comebacks, and your inability to control font size.

* Deficits in memory skills: You clearly don't remember in school that a shadow is a dark image or shape cast on a surface by the interception of light rays by an opaque body. Not the actual light rays themselves. Thus it is impossible for a shadow to burn anything

* Difficulty learning social rules: Which may explain your inability to make friends outside of the internet

* Difficulty with problem solving skills: A perfect example would be your 100% certainty and Yoshi Tatsu will one day win the WWE World Title. If you did have these problem skills, then you would be able to comprehend why this simply, is not possible.

* Delays in the development of adaptive behaviors such as self-help or self-care skills: Your mother still helps you get dressed in the morning and wipes your ass.

So when talking to Shadow ladies and gentlemen. It's important that you don't call him names like "retard", or "moron", or "fucking inbred monkey dingleberry hanging from a monkey's ass". This is both offensive and hurtful towards those who suffer from mental retardation. Shadow, I personally just wanted to let you know that your a real "special" champion. And I'm so proud of all of the challenges you have overcome in life. The fact that you have finally learned to pour your own bowl of Lucky Charms, with out getting milk all over the table is inspiring. Yes, yes I know shadow....
:drool:"marshmallows":drool:

Shadow

03-31-2010, 06:08 PM

Wow...all those words and yet you haven't said a single thing relevant. Congrats there n00b....you're getting sigged.