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Wishbone
03-30-2010, 02:07 AM
so anyway a while back Samoa Joe was kidnapped and now we see a wierd video package on Impact! showing him talking about a mysterious group known only as 'They' so here's my question where do you see this angle going? I'm seeing something along the lines of a new stable emerging possibly containing Joe or mabe a returning psychotic Joe killing everything in his path

Xero
03-30-2010, 02:08 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kidnapped him.

Volare
03-30-2010, 02:13 AM
You mean "The Foot Clan"

Xero
03-30-2010, 02:13 AM
No, the TMNT are turning heel.

Jeritron
03-30-2010, 02:15 AM
Nobody turns heel in the impact zone

Xero
03-30-2010, 02:15 AM
Which is why they are shooting remotely.

Wishbone
03-30-2010, 02:20 AM
No, the TMNT are turning heel.

:rofl:

Jeritron
03-30-2010, 02:24 AM
http://www.thetechnodrome.com/comics/archie/tmnt_adventures_7.jpg

Lock Jaw
03-30-2010, 02:25 AM
No, the TMNT are turning heel.

Biggest heel turn since Hogan.

Jeritron
03-30-2010, 02:27 AM
Ninja Turtles would easily be a bigger deal for TNA than Hogan has been. Even when I was 8, I would also opt for the Ninja Turtles popsicle with gumball eyes. I could have easily bought a Hogan ice cream bar, but I never did.

Bottom line here, TMNT = ratings.

Mr. Nerfect
03-30-2010, 02:31 AM
It'll probably be Samoa Joe hearing voices in his head. They council him, they understand, they talk to him.

Favre4Ever
03-30-2010, 02:54 AM
It'll probably be Samoa Joe hearing voices in his head. They council him, they understand, they talk to him.

They TELLLL him things that he should dooooo, they tell him what to dooo to YOUUUUU, they TALK to hiiiiiiim!!!!

Poit
03-30-2010, 03:15 AM
Ninja Turtles would easily be a bigger deal for TNA than Hogan has been. Even when I was 8, I would also opt for the Ninja Turtles popsicle with gumball eyes. I could have easily bought a Hogan ice cream bar, but I never did.

Bottom line here, TMNT = ratings.

Oh man, I remember those.

KIRA
03-30-2010, 03:52 AM
If the "they" hes talking about are the same guys who shoved him in the van I dunno they're too fat to be ninjas well, successful ninjas anyway.

I'm actually curious to see where this is going though

Aguakate
03-30-2010, 03:54 AM
Samoa Joe sees dead people.

"THEY are coming to get me, I tell you".

Kane Knight
03-30-2010, 03:56 AM
Kidnapped by Ninja is what?

St. Jimmy
03-30-2010, 04:22 AM
You guys are fucking marks. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS:

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/the-biggest-loser.jpg
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/bob-harber-jillian-michaels.jpg

Mr. Nerfect
03-30-2010, 05:31 AM
I don't know if you were joking or not, Jimmy -- but I can see TNA doing that. :(

Sixx
03-30-2010, 06:26 AM
If WCW had Robocop, it's not entirely impossible TNA would bring TMNT in.

Droford
03-30-2010, 09:21 AM
Teenage Ninja Aardvarks

Joesgonnakillyou
03-30-2010, 09:40 AM
I see this angle going down the toilet and Joe ruined forever.

Innovator
03-30-2010, 10:16 AM
Nation of Violence ring a bell?

NoRoolz
03-30-2010, 10:53 AM
Prob was The Nastys

SWERVE

Xero
03-30-2010, 11:09 AM
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Samoa Joe?

Mr. Nerfect
03-30-2010, 11:25 AM
TNA could turn it into a 16-bit video game. Rescue Joe.

tjmidnight420
03-30-2010, 04:10 PM
TNA could turn it into a 16-bit video game. Rescue Joe.

They'd probably have better luck in 2d.

kareru
03-30-2010, 04:16 PM
all joking aside joe is doing great by keeping out of view not been backstage at events and seen out in public and only tweeting 'om' since the angle began, maybe this is the start of joe being the monster of tna like back when he joined

Loose Cannon
03-30-2010, 04:17 PM
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2008/05/sometimes-they-come-back.jpg

Sixx
03-30-2010, 06:11 PM
Whoever kidnapped him - keep him, please.

kareru
03-30-2010, 06:26 PM
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YO! Its the submission machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein seen
Have you ever seen a Samoan Get Down? -- Slammin Jammin to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody lets move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the Samoan bass
Iceman, ya know Im not playin -- Devistate the show while the Samoans are sayin

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
JOE JOE JOE
Joe Ninja, Joe Ninja, Joe; Joe Ninja, Joe ninja,Joe!
Joe Ninja, Joe Ninja. Joe; Joe Ninja, Joe ninja, Joe!
JOE JOE JOE

Xerzes
03-31-2010, 12:22 AM
I missed the promo on Monday and never heard it mentioned at any point after. What did he say?

Stealth-Icon
03-31-2010, 12:35 AM
I personally have liked Joe's recent air time.....under a minute or not on at all.