Official Impact Thread for 04/12/10 - Apparently Basketballs DO hold grudges

[Xero]

Sup?

Monday Night Wars Chat: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11

[Skippord]

TNA Reaction is stupid

[Xero]

Is that your reaction?

[Xero]

lol at it being listed as UFC on both my computer's listing and DVR.

[Xero]

lol it's a recap show with kayfabe shoots.

[Xero]

"They were chanting 'Hardy and RVD. Yeah yeah yeah.'"

[Xero]

If TNA even has ONE recap this week then Reaction has no place on Mondays. Do it on the weekend or some shit, if they do it at all.

[treyace]

yeah i have to admit reaction is pretty boring

[Xero]

Really? Sting didn't see him coming?

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Sting and Janitor Jeff again. How many times to these two need to fight each other?

[Xero]

Flair's character is fucking terrible.

[treyace]

Its funny how team flair is completely TNA original besides flair

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Its funny how team flair is completely TNA original besides flair


Desmond Wolf is not TNA original

[The Show Off]

Here comes the rating The Show Off is here!

[The Show Off]

But not for long unfortunatly, but I will be watching...

[Skippord]

Flair kind of sounds like Randy Savage at this point

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Flair kind of sounds like Randy Savage at this point


I was thinking more like Vickie Guerrero in the wheelchair

[KIRA]

Why is it everytime TNA has a match featuring more than 2 competitors it looks like a carwreck

[FearedSanctity]

ROFL you can both see and hear the crowd die as soon as Bubba came out

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That was one cluster fuck if I ever saw one. Bubba the love spooge needs to go

[Xero]

I wish Kong would cripple him.

[Xero]

Next on Jail: Jeff Hardy

[KIRA]

I hate Bubba I really do wish to god they would fire that asshole.

[Skippord]

I love Eric Young

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Next on Jail: Jeff Hardy

:rofl:

Isn't that why Dog the Bounty Hunter was there

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Cristy Hemme, highlight of the show so far!

[Xero]

lol Hogan's extensions.

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How long before Jesse Neil and Shannon Moore become a tagteam? The Dueling Mohawks

[FearedSanctity]

Oh yeah Shannon, no one more intimidating than a fag with eyeliner and stupid lines on his face

[Swiss Ultimate]

Flair's character is fucking terrible.

This.

I liked "Reaction", I give it a B-. So far I haven't been put off by anything except Bubba the Love Sponge, fuck that guy.

Garbage match would have gotten an A- if not for Bubba, brought it down to a C+.

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Time to change the channel, the ref is the only good one in this match.

[XIII]

yeah bubba has no place in wrestling ....

[KIRA]

Doug Williams SAVE THE SHOW!

[KIRA]

How long before Jesse Neil and Shannon Moore become a tagteam? The Dueling Mohawks

Seriously they look like every CAW my nephew ever made

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Ouch that was fucking ugly and looked like it hurt.

[Skippord]

Shannon Moore is a tremendous faggot

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Shannon Moore is a tremendous faggot

Maybe he will join Orlando Jordan

[kareru]

the finest thing in life

"i want the finest wrestler known to humanity"

[XIII]

i used to like mr kennedy in wwe... now it seems like he tries too hard or somthing.. and that microphone shit is old, he takes forever to cut a promo... horrible

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i used to like mr kennedy in wwe... now it seems like he tries too hard or somthing.. and that microphone shit is old, he takes forever to cut a promo... horrible


Mr Anderson just doesn't have the same ring to it as Kennedy did.

[FearedSanctity]

GOOD MATCH GOING, HOW TO FINISH?

I KNOW, TIME LIMIT DRAW

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Velvet in a leather mini skirt, now we are talking ratings

[KIRA]

Hogan and EZE need couples counseling

[Swiss Ultimate]

This skit sucks so bad.

[FearedSanctity]

GOD I fucking love Jay Lethal

[Swiss Ultimate]

I liked the cruiser-weight match though.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Whooo way to use the same phrase twice in a row.

[KIRA]

this dialogue is hot

Tonights theme:keep your enemies close and your friends closer

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WTF is Angelina talking about? She rips on Velvet for picking a "non wrestling" match so she can win the belt. Angelina didn't even have a match against Tara and won the belt. How is that any different? Dumb bitch, just shut up and show your ass in the ring.

[FearedSanctity]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/karlos1569/BlackMachismo1.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

BTW, didn't anyone notice how lame Flair's "wooooo" was?

[Testicle]

Flair kind of sounds like Randy Savage at this point

Oh yeah?

[FearedSanctity]

Mark Johnson never looked so happy

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Fixed

BTW, didn't anyone notice how lame Flair was?

[FearedSanctity]

Also, fucking stupid

[Swiss Ultimate]

Skipping the divas.

[FearedSanctity]

They must alternate bookers or something. How a show can be alright one week to shit the next on a consistent basis is mind boggling

[Swiss Ultimate]

I feel like TNA is trying to give the internet what it wants. We complained about PG WWE, they gave us garbage wrestling and blood. We complained about not enough big names, they reached deep for nostalgia. I remember complaining about how there weren't any angles like the NWO anymore and looky, The Band.

...

Did I create this monster?

[FearedSanctity]

None of those are what the IWC wants, especially the "big names" and nWo type shit

[Skippord]

I love crazy Matt Morgan

[FearedSanctity]

Matt Morgan and Amazing Red. Clearly the most logical pairing

[FearedSanctity]

But whatever, like Red, so if this gets him a push I'll deal

[FearedSanctity]

And was I the only one that expected a midget when Morgan said "Come here, little guy"?

Not that far off, I suppose

[Skippord]

Amazing Red is roughly as tall as Matt Morgan's lower abdominal s

[FearedSanctity]

All I can judge from that stupid video is the driver was white.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

All I can judge from that stupid video is the driver was white.

Looked like Desmond Wolfe

[FearedSanctity]

Yeah, afterward I realized he was wearing sunglasses (at night)

[KIRA]

IMPACT thread beating RAW ATM

[FearedSanctity]

Hour head start.

Also, did the feed legit mess up or does Spike not approve of fire spitting?

[KIRA]

feed messed up looks like

RVD seems to be getting his ass handed to him weekly

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hour head start.

Also, did the feed legit mess up or does Spike not approve of fire spitting?

The actual reason is that Raw was taped...

[FearedSanctity]

So was Impact.

Hour head start.

[KIRA]

Wasn't that Batista's statement to Cena

[KIRA]

lol rev slick

[FearedSanctity]

http://www.wrestlingrevealed.com/images/1/jay-lethal.jpg

[redoneja]

ROFL Jay Lethal

[FearedSanctity]

The black wrestlers have mass risks to never make it to the ring. Pope's been attacked several times and I think Lethal has been a couple too

[Thunder Savage Go]

Mr. Anderson needs to be shot with his own shit

[LoDownM]

I watched the first 45 minutes and the only good thing about it was Velvet Sky.

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I watched the first 45 minutes and the only good thing about it was Velvet Sky.

:y::y:

[FearedSanctity]

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[FearedSanctity]

Yeah, I can see why Spike didn't want that to air

[Skippord]

can't wait to hear about that on TNA Reaction

[KIRA]

That was one of the sickest fireballs Ive ever seen

Why didnt they air this

[Stealth-Icon]

Was looking forward to watching UFC Ultimate Fighter on my DVR and it was TNA Reaction.

1. Disappointed it wasn't the show I wanted
2. My reaction to Reaction.....the show Sucked!!

[Swiss Ultimate]

I didn't hate what I saw, but I went to bed early. I enjoyed Miz on the WWE though. I did flip back and forth when Divas came on the screen.

[KayfabeMan]

They can't show a fireball on SpikeTV, but they can air MANswers that talks about the velocity of semen shooting out, and lesbian sex, etc.

Well, at least I know what to leave out if I write a TV show.

Bukkake :y: Fireball :n:

[Xero]

What about a bukkake where they light the jiz on fire?

[screech]

Now that's a sticky situation.

[Xero]

Now let's all have some ice cream.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/WWE20Ice20Cream20Bar.gif

[Innovator]

Those things were fucking delicious

[ImpactPlayer365]

Those things were fucking delicious


Semen fireballs??

[KayfabeMan]

:lol:

[KayfabeMan]

What about a bukkake where they light the jiz on fire?

I think I saw that this one night when I was at a sushi place.

[kareru]

this weeks episode was great
the main eventers need sorting out a bit but looks like we have our horsemen