Official NXT Thread, airing 4/13/10 (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yes! My first NXT thread! Who's watching tonight? Where are all of my wild and young homies?

[screech]

I will be watching but probably not contributing much, as I will be going over stuff for my guitar lesson tomorrow.

[Juan]

Do you think we'll ever see CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan on this season of NXT?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I will be watching but probably not contributing much, as I will be going over stuff for my guitar lesson tomorrow.

You need to get your priorities straight.

Do you think we'll ever see CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan on this season of NXT?

I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility. Let's cross our fingers.

[screech]

You need to get your priorities straight.

You settle down, sir.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can't setle down. I. Am. Wiiiiild. And. Youuuung.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are we going to beat the Raw thread this week? It went a whopping two pages.

[screech]

I see what you did there.

[screech]

Are we going to beat the Raw thread this week? It went a whopping two pages.

We have a goal!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can't believe the Reds are about to blow this game.

[thecc]

Do you think we'll ever see CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan on this season of NXT?That would be tremendous.

[jsroka]

About to go to the living room to watch.

Thank you "screech" for the reminder.

[Innovator]

Punk vs. Bryan, I swear I've seen that before...somewhere

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really wish Heath Slater would just fuck off. He's the most annoying person in the entire WWE, I think.

[screech]

I fucking love this song.

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. I think NXT is my favorite show of the WWE week I decided. It entertains me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Stone Cold" Skip Sheffield

[Anybody Thrilla]

Michael Tarver is trying so hard, but he's still awful.

[Corndad]

The hell does Tarver have a cold with that thing over his mouth lol

[jsroka]

"Stone Cold" Skip Sheffield

:lol: My thoughts exactly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Daniel wrestled the champ on the first episode of NXT, if Otunga remembers that at all.

[jsroka]

Freakin LOVE Justin Gabriel!

[Corndad]

That was so edited lol

[Poit]

Daniel wrestled the champ on the first episode of NXT, if Otunga remembers that at all.

Which is why he added the "on Raw" qualifier.

[jsroka]

Daniel wrestled the champ on the first episode of NXT, if Otunga remembers that at all.

Pssh. Wrestlers don't have memories.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Poit, I will fuck you up, OK?

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's actually a cool idea.

[Corndad]

Thats an awesome prize.

[Juan]

Punk vs. Bryan, I swear I've seen that before...somewhere

Yeah, but that was like 4 or 5 years ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The theme song, not me fucking Poit up.

[screech]

Pssh. Wrestlers don't have memories.

Nah, we're the ones who aren't supposed to remember things.

[screech]

lol Foley pop

[Anybody Thrilla]

Daniel Bryan is a chode, but I kinda love it for some reason.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA

[jsroka]

Yeah, but that was like 4 or 5 years ago.

I don't think we're supposed to remember this...

[Poit]

Poit, I will fuck you up, OK?

:(

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hooray for Wade!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Justin Gabriel's hair is pretty awful.

[Corndad]

Wade kicked all kinds of ass in that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why the fuck did the UK just boo Cocoa Pebbles?

[jsroka]

Justin Gabriel's hair is pretty awful.

Yeah, I just noticed what looks like a thick rat tail. :-\

[Juan]

lol Otunga

[jsroka]

Why the fuck did the UK just boo Cocoa Pebbles?

They prefer going coocoo for cocoa puffs.

[thecc]

This is the most awkward segment in wrestling I've ever seen. Awesome

[screech]

lol who decided these topics?

[Poit]

Rainbows. :lol:

[Corndad]

Skip never even mentioned rainbows once HAHAHA

[jsroka]

Did he just say "what it do"?

[screech]

Tarver should do his as Tyson

[Stealth-Icon]

This is really retarded

[jsroka]

lol who decided these topics?

Double Agent Vince Russo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did he just say "what it do"?

Indeed he did.

How do you go from Passion to fucking Cereal?

[Poit]

Can he talk?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Well, Wade wins by default.

[Stealth-Icon]

Toothpaste

[screech]

lol cheap heat!

[Corndad]

PG Toothpaste!

[Anybody Thrilla]

How do you have one too many Britney Spears?

[legendkillerRKO]

lol was darren young just semi-entertaining?

[Corndad]

That had to be rigged for Barrett hes like the only one who remotely tried

[jsroka]

How do you have one too many Britney Spears?

I'm glad you said that. I thought I heard wrong. :lol:

[Stealth-Icon]

Striker----"It's an intense competition" lol

[screech]

Bubble Gum!

[Poit]

Talk-off? :wtf:

[jsroka]

You got Fruit Stripe...

[legendkillerRKO]

big league chew!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sheffield even bit Steve Austin's "that's all I've got to say about that" line.

[jsroka]

Mr. Anderson chews bubblegum. Ask screech.

[Juan]

these topics are ridiculous.

[Poit]

"And that's all I got to say about that" :lol:

[Stealth-Icon]

He really is a meathead

[Corndad]

I hope they make Barrett's music sick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Can't wait to hear this Wade Barrett theme song. Hopefully they don't put one too many Britney Spears in it.

[Poit]

But... this means Barrett won't be using Jericho's theme anymore. :(

[Stealth-Icon]

I am starting to like Wade Barrett more each week

[legendkillerRKO]

christian-barrett!? :drool:

[jsroka]

Can't wait to hear this Wade Barrett theme song. Hopefully they don't put one too many Britney Spears in it.

Oh, but think of the possiblities if they did. :naughty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

But... this means Barrett won't be using Jericho's theme anymore. :(

Jericho will start using Wade Barrett's theme.

[Innovator]

I hope Barrett just has the old Bulldogs'theme

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I like the overall dynamics of this tbh. I imagine backstage they told Barrett to be the only one to stay on topic and then they let crowd reactions do the rest. Then when Skip got a good ovation he prolly knew he had to intentionally do crappy.</font>

[RGWhat316]

I dont even know about that segment. WWE really comes up with some off-the-wall things when they do their contests.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Barrett is English too. They had to have known the crowd would react best to him as long as he didn't wipe his ass with the Union Jack.

[Poit]

Jericho will start using Wade Barrett's theme.

Break the Rose Down?

[Corndad]

I hope they let him talk during his theme like the Old School The Rock Theme

[legendkillerRKO]

I hope they let him talk during his theme like the Old School The Rock Theme

"if ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLL what the Rose....is cookin"

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think I like Darren Young.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Waitaminute...has there been a wrestling match yet?

[screech]

Gallows just reminded me of Kurt Angle during the Invasion meetings :lol:

[jsroka]

Waitaminute...has there been a wrestling match yet?

Irrelevant. :lol:

[screech]

There has not been a match yet, ABT

[Corndad]

I was just thinking how funny it is the NXT thread is on page 3 half way in with no matches at all yet and the Raw thread last night only made like what 2 pages in 2 hours.

[legendkillerRKO]

Waitaminute...has there been a wrestling match yet?

no they are showing the rookies what its like to be on Raw...where wrestling is pretty secondary to everything else!

[Anybody Thrilla]

no they are showing the rookies what its like to be on Raw...where wrestling is pretty secondary to everything else!

Well played.

[Corndad]

Oh please put Jericho on commentary

[screech]

Nice slingshot backbreaker thing there :y:

[Poit]

Oh please put Jericho on commentary

:y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice slingshot backbreaker thing there :y:

:y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

:y:

:y:

[Poit]

Alright, let's try to get this thread bigger than the Raw & Impact threads combined.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How many pages was iMPACT?

[Corndad]

We won't have to do much the Impact was only like 3 pages too lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho and Christian don't seem as upset with each other as they were around the time of Wrestlemania XX.

[Corndad]

Jericho and Christian don't seem as upset with each other as they were around the time of Wrestlemania XX.

Wonder if Goldberg and Brock ever made up with the whole City of New York?

[jsroka]

Did anyone else JUST notice that the ropes are yellow? Haha.

[screech]

:y::y:

:y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did anyone else JUST notice that the ropes are yellow? Haha.

If you have weed, you should share.

[screech]

lol j-hud's stud

[Corndad]

Access Hollywood?? Cue The Miz.....



REALLY???

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: @ Susan Boyle

[Stealth-Icon]

:lol: @ Susan Boyle


:rofl:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I love the Miz.

[jsroka]

If you have weed, you should share.

:shifty: But, I don't.

[Innovator]

I love the Miz and Dragon program, its great

[screech]

I love the Miz.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love the Miz.

I love the Miz and Dragon program, its great



:y:

[thecc]

Someone's gonna get their fucking head kicked in

[Corndad]

The Cole Soapbox!

[Anybody Thrilla]

OH SNAP

[Poit]

Bryan vs. Regal :D

[Stealth-Icon]

REGAL

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Did Danielson seriously just bust out a dragon suplex?

[Poit]

Did anyone else JUST notice that the ropes are yellow? Haha.

I noticed that a bit ago... didn't the NXT ropes used to be white?

[jsroka]

Cole's been drinking Haterade.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol 0-8

Can't wait for him to beat The Miz</font>

[Poit]

Regal hits his finisher, and Cole says nothing...

[legendkillerRKO]

Regal hits his finisher, and Cole says nothing...

well he may be better on NXT, but it still is Cole

[jsroka]

With every move he makes, Carlito risks his life.

[legendkillerRKO]

wtf is gallows theme?

[screech]

With every move he makes, Carlito risks his life.

His moves are wasting apples, nodding/shaking his head and folding his arms. Life-risking indeed.

[Corndad]

Wonder how many Main Events Gallows thought he was gonna have with the Festus Gimmick

[legendkillerRKO]

if skip isnt the first one eliminated i will be angry

[Anybody Thrilla]

wtf is gallows theme?

I heard it once on Superstars a few weeks ago, but this is only the second time.

[parkmania]

Wonder how many Main Events Gallows thought he was gonna have with the Festus Gimmick

It's a paycheck, and probably a getter one than it woulda been with TNA...

[Stealth-Icon]

WTF does Gallows have on his shirt? Duct Tape?

[Anybody Thrilla]

if skip isnt the first one eliminated i will be angry

Really? I like Skip. I think they should just get rid of Tarver first. He has nothing working for him at all.

[parkmania]

And so the fracturing of the SES starts on NXT?

[Poit]

if skip isnt the first one eliminated i will be angry

Not Tarver?

[Corndad]

the hell??? Man too bad they wasted so much time on that contest

[jsroka]

Gallows is a superstar? Lol.

[legendkillerRKO]

evil cena to replace gallows is SES??

[parkmania]

When is Serena gonna get to wrestle???

[screech]

I liked when they did the recap at the end of the first show. I hoped they would do that for all of them.

[jsroka]

When is Serena gonna get to wrestle???

:y:

[Ruien]

Did my boy Skip win tonight? If even wrestled.... At work, WWE.com is blocked.

[legendkillerRKO]

edit: if someone other than tarver or skip is eliminated first i will be angry

i tend to forget about tarver because he gets about as much tv time as carlito

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I hope Gallows doesn't get booted from the SES so quickly.</font>

[screech]

Really? I like Skip. I think they should just get rid of Tarver first. He has nothing working for him at all.

I'm not big on Skip, but I do agree that Tarver should be first to go.

[jsroka]

Did my boy Skip win tonight? If even wrestled.... At work, WWE.com is blocked.

I don't recall him wrestling. He was in the talk-off though.

[legendkillerRKO]

i wanna release the Kraken all over Serena

[jsroka]

Goodnight, all.

[Corndad]

Did my boy Skip win tonight? If even wrestled.... At work, WWE.com is blocked.

There was a total of like 2 matches and he wasn't in one

[Xero]

That Regal/Danielson match needed to be MUCH longer. Didn't even get going and it was over.

Fucking amazing 2 minutes, though.

[Skippord]

god I hope Heath Slater is killed

or eliminated first, whichever

[Indifferent Clox]

Daniel bryan has pulled a new maneveur out every match fact

[Indifferent Clox]

Im gonna mark the f ov when he beats miz

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really hope The Miz still beats Bryan after all this.

[Innovator]

Miz is gonna get his fucking head kicked in

[4 knuckles up]

I wish Daniel Bryan got a little more offence in.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They prefer going coocoo for cocoa puffs.

We don't have any of those cereals which is why they booed.

How do you have one too many Britney Spears?

Cockney rhyming slang for beers.

In conclusion: Us English are weird.

[Droford]

Can't wait to hear this Wade Barrett theme song. Hopefully they don't put one too many Britney Spears in it.

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[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd actually mark for that.