Official Raw Thread for 4/19/10 - HHH vs SD!

[HBPunk]

let's see how long it takes for Xero to cry/complain to people/delete this. 'Blah blah blah, its my thread, the thread is too early'

[Xero]

If you just add the chat link I'll be happy.

http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11

Not a huge deal, as I'm going to RAW anyway.

Splurged on the ticket, lol.

[Mr Amazing]

looking forward to no cena or batista tonight

[HBPunk]

i like the word splurge, you can almost tell what it means by just saying it

[VSG]

Fitting that you make this thread tonight, actually!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Why was this closed?

[Londoner]

looking forward to no cena or batista tonight

we'll get a million cena/batista recaps instead, don't worry

[Xero]

i like the word splurge, you can almost tell what it means by just saying it

Is this a foreign word to you?

[Savio]

HHH vs Smackdown!......pretty even match up.

[Xero]

SD's the underdog.

[VSG]

Ah but Ryan Clark has asked the Undertaker to show up tonight on raw!

[Savio]

side note: If HHH and the Undertaker wrestled the entire smackdown roster I would put my money on HHH/Undertaker.

[Jeritron]

i like the word splurge, you can almost tell what it means by just saying it

what you're referring to is onomatopoeia, and this isn't an example of it

[Kane Knight]

I just wanted to add KANE KNIGHT SAID THIS WOULD NEVER EVER HAPPEN!

Why was this closed?

Whiny faggots are territorial.

[Volare]

If anyone was in the chat room......dammit!

[Corndad]

Will be curious how they run this tonight, either follow they were going to run Friday for Smackdown or just what they could get put together in the one day they did have.

[parkmania]

Since reports are looking like the Raw crew might not be back for tomorrow's SD taping, I bet tonight ends up with double the taped promos and vingettes. And considering this weekend's the PPV, that's gonna ba a LOT.

[St. Jimmy]

This has the potential to be the best Raw ever.

[St. Jimmy]

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[Providence Peep]

SmackRAW... RAWSmack... RAW is Smackdown... Smackdown is RAW...
should be mighty interesting.

BTW, on a completely unrelated note, I just saw a really hot young dude in my town's Dunkin' Donuts. :shifty:

[The Gold Standard]

I hope Triple H pedigrees everyone to hell

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

I hope that the Raw superstars get back in time for the ppv

[RGWhat316]

No Cena, Bret, or Lame-us could make this a good RAW.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

No Cena, Bret, or Lame-us could make this a good RAW.

With bret hart, Raw ratings go way up

[Providence Peep]

I hope Smackdown's "Invasion" of Raw turns out better than WCW's "Invasion" of WWE.

[Mr Amazing]

I hope that the Raw superstars get back in time for the ppv

i would somewhat laugh if they didn't

[Providence Peep]

The RAW crew definitely won't be back for Smackdown tomorrow night? :(

[Droford]

i would somewhat laugh if they didn't

This Tuesday in Hershey!

[Providence Peep]

Jim Ross has a new blog on jrsbarbq.com talking about tonight's RAW and the issues surrounding it. Here's part of what he wrote:

- I am anxiously awaiting Monday Night Raw because it appears that the Raw crew will be unable to make it to New Jersey in time for the event if the Weather Channel is accurate in their report that air space throughout Europe is still closed. One would assume that means nothing is landing and certainly nothing is taking off until weather conditions improve. The good news is that the Smackdown crew arrived in Newark late Saturday night around 2 a.m. Eastern time so there will be plenty of available bodies to produce an entertaining, 2 hour TV show.

In essence, Monday Night Raw will take on a different feel for one night which isn't a crime.

My view on these calamities is that they are simply opportunities for talents to step up and turn head's and the Smackdown nucleus has plenty of issues established to help WWE roll into their next PPV which is Extreme Rules in Baltimore.

[Juan]

The RAW crew definitely won't be back for Smackdown tomorrow night? :(

I hope not

Smackdown >>>>>>>>>> Raw

[Providence Peep]

I hope not

Smackdown >>>>>>>>>> Raw

IYO

[Stealth-Icon]

This will probably be the absolutely worst guest hosts ever tongiht

[Londoner]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Loose Cannon]

LOL HHH

[ClockShot]

Uhhhhhhhh.

Raw..........is...............smackdown?

[Loose Cannon]

TIME TO PLAY HHH

[parkmania]

And so it begins...

[Providence Peep]

Here comes the start of the hour-long promo

[Loose Cannon]

wish he would take that fuckin hat off

[ClockShot]

LILLIAN?!

[Providence Peep]

Lillian?!?!?!

[Londoner]

Wonder if everyone will be back in time for extreme rules?

[RGWhat316]

Well, this was predicted. Hope he doesnt take the whole 2 hours.

[parkmania]

Lillian Garcia???

[Londoner]

LILLIAN?!

:eek:

[ClockShot]

Did production just dig up an old tape or something?

[RGWhat316]

Ha, Lillian is back!

[Londoner]

Not one mention of the volcano yet

[parkmania]

Milk the entrance... fill some time.

[ClockShot]

Atleast he's making a joke about it.

[Londoner]

here we go

[RGWhat316]

Trips has always loved burying Jeff and RVD. Well, he is likely doing it again.

[ClockShot]

Yeah, no Orton sucks. :(

[Londoner]

Is this HHH the comedy show?

[parkmania]

Frank the audio guy FTW!

[Juan]

IYO

Yeah, I'm one of those who likes an actual mid card with mid card feuds , character development and good wrestling. Also, Smackdown not having guests hosts is an automatic win.

[RGWhat316]

Alright pasty-faced teabag is pretty good.

[Londoner]

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeritron]

YES!

[RGWhat316]

SES!!!!!!!

[Juan]

CM PUNK YESSSS

[parkmania]

Punk/HHH!

[parkmania]

Where's Darren Young?


Oh yeah, I forgot, Cena's stuck in Europe.

[Loose Cannon]

lol he just said friendly shores. great line

[RawRocks]

Unfortunately Michael Cole is NOT stuck in Europe

[ClockShot]

Yeah. And the Nets are a good reason for it.

[Londoner]

Oh they're setting up a hhh/punk feud?Would be a good thing for HHH to move on to.

[ClockShot]

Hair vs. Hair match going down or something?

[LoDownM]

Oh man, HBK bald joke.

[Jeritron]

awesome back and forth

[Londoner]

HHH kinda looks like 'who the fuck is this guy'

[parkmania]

Recruitment drive time.

[Krimzon7]

Punk is on his game tonight.

[parkmania]

Oh wait, this is the guy that outpopped me at a PPV.

[RGWhat316]

Oh god HHH really is killing time.

[ClockShot]

I'm down for a good promo, but how long they gonna drag this out?

[Krimzon7]

WTF?!!? HHH has free reign! We miss you Lillian!

[Johnny Vegas]

this is awesome. Absolutely need to fued in the future.

[Jeritron]

This is awesome, stop bitching

[parkmania]

Who was making the horse sounds while Lillian was on screen?

[Krimzon7]

Breing???

[Krimzon7]

Just make hunter shave his beard!

[jerichoholicninja]

At least this isn't a divas "match" or a MacGruber segment.

[Londoner]

oh fuck :D

[parkmania]

HHH, you just got PUNKED!

[Londoner]

HHH, you just got Jesus'd!

[RGWhat316]

And now we get the Cena of SD.

[parkmania]

Sorry, you're right. I'll do better next time.

[Krimzon7]

I bet that hair smells like weed.

[ClockShot]

Are those pants Rey got on light up?

[Londoner]

Goddamnit, still a cena segment.

[Krimzon7]

We're going to get a video of Cena putting the Volcano in the STFU

[ClockShot]

Quick. Somebody hack the satelite.

[Londoner]

Might be a good promo though tbf.

[Providence Peep]

I think we're off to a pretty good start so far.

[RawRocks]

great segment by HHH and CMP .. amazing History Channel promo

[RGWhat316]

The future World Champion!

[Krimzon7]

HHH Jr!!!! and enhancement talent.

[Londoner]

Loving this smackdown on raw already.

[ClockShot]

D-Mac and Matt Hardy with no entrances?

Strange.

[jerichoholicninja]

We get a guest host but no red ropes. This IS NOT a real Raw.

[Londoner]

We get a guest host but no red ropes. This IS NOT a real Raw.

Why would you have red ropes if smackdown superstars are wrestling?

[Juan]

Smackdown with a guest host. Blasphemous.

[St. Jimmy]

Minus Triple H and Punk this is going to be the worst Raw ever.

[Providence Peep]

Is this RAWSmack or SmackRAW?

[Londoner]

Hate endings like that out of nothing.

[RawRocks]

We get a guest host but no red ropes. This IS NOT a real Raw.

If you want Red ropes, go to Europe or watch that wheelchair wrestling company

[ClockShot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Orton comes out of the dark and RKOs Cena.

Please?

[parkmania]

Is this RAWSmack or SmackRAW?

Rawdown.

[Krimzon7]

But Batista's there too dumbass. So why not just drop his ass there. Thank god that was quick

[Londoner]

Would like to see Cena swimming all the way to the US like he just said.

[parkmania]

Would like to see Cena swimming all the way to the US like he just said.

Release the killer dolphins.

[ClockShot]

Would like to see Cena swimming all the way to the US like he just said.

Well we got kids sailing around the world. I think he can pull off swimming across the atlantic ocean.

[jerichoholicninja]

Is this RAWSmack or SmackRAW?

It's the Triple H Variety Special featuring the cast of the blockbuster hit movie MacGruber with guest appearances by others.

[parkmania]

Well we got kids sailing around the world.

Haitiian boat people don't count.

[RGWhat316]

Cena, where is your energy? Looks like u have had a little trouble sleeping?

[Corndad]

That opening segment was awesome.

[Londoner]

Also i think HHH was high because he was going on about freedom so much.

[Corndad]

Kozlov is there lol

[Londoner]

WHAT?

[ClockShot]

So? Who plays the Mad Murdock lookalike in this movie?

[Londoner]

kozlov mad kozlov smash

[parkmania]

I must crush him

[Corndad]

lol at the Nets dig

[Londoner]

< turns channel >

[Corndad]

Nice Main Event.

[thecc]

Why doesn't Will Forte get acknowledged by his real name?

[jerichoholicninja]

This is the most a crowd has been into a guest host.

[Krimzon7]

This movie is going to suck all types of ass

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Krimzon7]

SNAP!

[parkmania]

Wait, MacGruber just slammed NJ at the same time as Kozlov.

[thecc]

lol, you can't say that.

[Krimzon7]

YOUR MOM'S UTERUS IS AWESOME. AND WARM.



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[parkmania]

R-Truth?!?!?


Kozlov's my new favorite wrestler!

[Corndad]

the hell?? I thought Kane was coming out hahaha

[Skippord]

lol come on

[The Jayman]

R Truth just got smoked

[Krimzon7]

NOW I LOVE MCGREUBER!!!!

[parkmania]

MacGruber just blew up R-Truth?!?!?


AWESOME!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

I wish he was dead for real.

[parkmania]

Taker's in the building, isn't he?

[jerichoholicninja]

I hate to admit it but that was quite entertaining.

[Hanso Amore]

that was fucking horrible

[Skippord]

I love Will Forte but Jesus that sucked

[parkmania]

I wish he was dead for real.

And that's da TRUTH!

[Jeritron]

lol

[The Jayman]

how racist of them blowing up a black man

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was incredible.</font>

[parkmania]

Sheamus vs. HHH in a street fight... if he can get out of Northern Ireland.

If not, it'll be HHH vs. Hornswoggle in a pasta-eating competition.

[Corndad]

Maybe they will have Undertaker bring R Truth back to life or something? lol

[ClockShot]

The Losers looks fun. Hell, it was advertised all over the place when I was playing Splinter Cell: Conviction today.

[thedamndest]

The island was done with R-Truth.

[Providence Peep]

Anyone think we'll see one of the RAW guys show up at the end of the show unexpectedly?

[Providence Peep]

The island was done with R-Truth.

But was that the REAL R-Truth or just an imposter?

[Skippord]

I enjoy the MacGruber theme song

[parkmania]

These aren't my pants.

That's a new one.

[Londoner]

wtf lol

[Corndad]

HHH is killin me tonight seriously lol

[Skippord]

well Triple H just said pee pee pants

[The Jayman]

lol Kane

[RawRocks]

This is the worst guest host in the history of Raw.. its not even funny.

[ClockShot]

ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Forte and Wiig are probably in the Top 5 of Raw Guest Hosts. Their characters played off of Kozlov excellently.</font>

[Gerard]

This Mcgruber guy is about as funny as a dose of aids. I take it he's mean to be a parody of Mcagyver. Looks like owen wilson without the fucked up nose...

[Skippord]

A dose of AIDS is pretty funny

[jerichoholicninja]

Unless you know the SNL skit MacGruber will not make any sense to you.

[Gerard]

Unless you know the SNL skit MacGruber will not make any sense to you.

I don't therefore he can crawl in a hole and get raped. Theres probably been about maybe 3 good guest hosts during this whole sad boring run.

[Juan]

Is Swagger wearing a replica belt?

[ClockShot]

So no happy/crazy walk, no push-up pyro.

Swagger should come out walking like Randy Orton all the time. :roll:

[parkmania]

This is the worst guest host in the history of Raw.. its not even funny.

I have never seen the MacGruber skits, but these hosts are still better than the NASCAR guys or ZZ Top.

[parkmania]

Cue Taker to fight Swagger?

[Juan]

cue the GONG

[Juan]

lol nice

[Krimzon7]

Lol, at the guy saying You're wearing a Singlet!

[ClockShot]

Meh. Like the hat instead.

[The Jayman]

I think Swagger just peed himself

[Krimzon7]

ROTFL at the Look on Taker's face. He's got that 'you know I"m gonna go stiff on ya. I had to fly here during my fucking vacation!'

[Juan]

This is the worst guest host in the history of Raw.. its not even funny.

Just wait til the next guest host. Each week the guest host is the worst one ever.

I actually think the MacGruber stuff has been funny.

[thedamndest]

Is Swagger wearing a replica belt?

Yeah, that belt looks really flat and not the right color.

[parkmania]

I think Swagger just peed himself

No, those are MacGruber's tights.

[The Jayman]

lol

[Juan]

ok, if the triple threat match on SD was any indication of Swagger's ability, this should be a pretty good match.

[Providence Peep]

Anyone know who the "mystery partner" was on TNA?

[Skippord]

I like MacGruber so far

excluding R-Truth exploding

[Londoner]

ok, if the triple threat match on SD was any indication of Swagger's ability, this should be a pretty good match.

Been impressed with Swagger recently, have no doubts this will be good.

[St. Jimmy]

RVD is the new TNA World Champion

[parkmania]

St. Jimmy, that's messed up!

[Providence Peep]

Who was the mystery partner on TNA?

[FearedSanctity]

Samoa Joe

[Juan]

RVD is the new TNA World Champion

A former WWE guy has the title. That didn't take too long

[RawRocks]

RVD is the new TNA World Champion

:nono::nono:

[ClockShot]

RVD is the new TNA World Champion

Well, that didn't take long.

[parkmania]

maybe he'll redesign the TNA belt with hidden pocket for his stash

[Providence Peep]

So, what do you guys think of the show so far tonight?
Seems sort of weak going into a PPV, but they're doing the best they can.

[FearedSanctity]

I expected a lot more. Feel really bad for those in attendance. I can just change the channel, they can't

[parkmania]

Could be worse. There hasn't been a diva match yet.

[Providence Peep]

And am I right that the RAW crew definitely won't be at Smackdown tomorrow night?

[ClockShot]

Throw together, yes.

But I don't get a chance to watch smackdown on fridays to I read the spoilers to keep in the loop on storylines.

[St. Jimmy]

Gonna say this is the first week that iMPACT was better than Raw (although it doesn't really count because it's smackdown crap)

[FearedSanctity]

It'd take a miracle, though I don't see why they couldn't tape later in the week at a house show?

That's if they even make it back in time to do that

[parkmania]

And am I right that the RAW crew definitely won't be at Smackdown tomorrow night?

I think we'll know by the time we wake up in the US. But currently the 8-Ball says signs point to No

[Providence Peep]

Anyone else think Iron Mike Sharpe being on RAW would make the show better tonight?

[Johnny Vegas]

People are going to bitch because the UT goes over on Swagger, even though Swagger is taking him to the test.

[Innovator]

Swagger pulled out the Rock's ddt, nice

[parkmania]

I'm actually glad that Michael Cole is calling Taker's moves the way he is - informing those that might not watch SD - instead of just yelling "OLD SCHOOL!" "SNAKE EYES!"

[Providence Peep]

Does Taker have a match at the ppv?

[ClockShot]

And am I right that the RAW crew definitely won't be at Smackdown tomorrow night?

On the MoSu site and ticketmaster right now, no announcements yet. UNLESS something opens up in Ireland, U.K., or whatever.

Either: A. Smackdown is gonna pull double duty and get a short night sleep after the show tonight and haul ass up here.

Or B. Cancel the show, probably get a refund or reschedule.

[Londoner]

Good match.

[The Jayman]

Good match.

[Juan]

Good match.

[Providence Peep]

haul ass up here

Are you in CT?

[FearedSanctity]

They're gonna have to double duty, isn't NXT taped at SmackDown? Or is it RAW? I dunno

[redoneja]

If Swagger retains Sunday, I hope he wins clean. Or whatever amounts to clean in an Extreme Rules match.

[ClockShot]

Are you in CT?

I am.

[Londoner]

Swaggers got that Kurt Angle feel about him atm where you feel he's gonna put on a good match everytime, in a Angle style way.

[redoneja]

Good match.

[parkmania]

Given the unusual circumstances, do you think Vince might charter a jet to get the SD guys from city to city?


Yeah, me either

[The Jayman]

is it sad 1 of the best matches on Raw in recent memory was put on by 2 smackdown guys

[Providence Peep]

Clockshot, check your private messages.

[St. Jimmy]

oh that's why they're plugging this pile of shit. wwe guys are in it.

[Droford]

is it sad 1 of the best matches on Raw in recent memory was put on by 2 smackdown guys
1 of which was Jack Swagger!

[St. Jimmy]

=/ ET TU, JERICHO?

[Londoner]

lol first time ive seen a clip of this movie, can't help but laugh@ that many wrestlers being in it

[ClockShot]

Yo, where's Jack Dalton?

[el bobbo]

Let's talk about forts; couch forts...

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[redoneja]

Did not realize all those WWE guys were in MacGruber.

[Providence Peep]

towel head!

[Jeritron]

lolllllllllll punk

[Droford]

hahaha

[The Jayman]

lol Jericho

[St. Jimmy]

i muted when jericho started singing because i was ashmed of chris jericho.

[parkmania]

Ju-REE-co!

[Krimzon7]

JER I CHO!

[Krimzon7]

Maybe I'll have you in my sequel

[Providence Peep]

That was a great segment!

[Droford]

Jericho is just excited cause a guess host finally pandered to him

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jericho</font> :love:

[Krimzon7]

I wanted to see the movie when I saw MVP in it. Then I wanted to boycott the movie when I saw Mark Henry.

[Juan]

lol Jericho. awesome

[The Jayman]

I wanted to see the movie when I saw Kane in it. Then I wanted to boycott the movie when I saw Khali.

:y:

[ClockShot]

Getting sleepy. Is Punk/Gallows vs. Rey/Triple H the main event or something?

[Providence Peep]

From WWE.com:

Attention, WWE Universe!

Unfortunately, most of Monday Night Raw's Superstars and Divas were stranded in Europe due to the volcanic eruption in Iceland, and unable to attend Raw live from the Izod Center in East Rutherford, N.J. However, the show went on, with Triple H and the Superstars of Friday night SmackDown - including The Undertaker, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio and World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger - invading Monday night.

If you would like a ticket refund for Monday's live show, you can obtain one starting Tuesday at noon at the Izod Center box office only. This refund period for the WWE Universe will last until noon on Friday, April 23.

The Izod Center box office hours are from 11 a.m. until 6 p.m. daily.

[The Jayman]

lol undefeated

[The Show Off]

How long has Lillian been back with the WWE?

[St. Jimmy]

Ryan Philppe? GTFO.

[Londoner]

How long has Lillian been back with the WWE?

just today

[Skippord]

lol Khaluber

[parkmania]

I thought Khali was going back to India to rest???

[ClockShot]

How long has Lillian been back with the WWE?

Probably got called in since Roberts is overseas.