Swiss Ultimate
04-20-2010, 07:30 PM
1. Cheat to win.
Example: Pulling the tights during a pin, hitting your opponent with a concealed weapon, distracting the referee.
Who does that? The kind of heel who only cares about winning. Hey, it's not personal, I just really want the money and fame that goes with winning.
Famous example: Ric Flair, Bobby the Brain, Chris Jericho, Triple H
2. You know sportsmanship? Forget about it. Fight dirty.
Example: Inflicting pain on your opponent just for the fun of it, digging into bloody wounds, brawling and just being vicious.
Who does that? Either a face who is getting revenge on someone who has wronged him or a psychopath who enjoys the suffering of others. It most likely isn't personal and if it is it's because of some perceived but imagined slight their opponent made against them.
Famous examples: Triple H, Cactus Jack, Raven, Big Show, Dudleyz
3. Fight clean then gloat about it when you win.
Example: "Yeah, X-Pac really did a good job in the ring tonight, I was impressed how he handled my consistent and superior offense. There was actually a moment there when I thought he might not lose that bad."
Who does that? Assholes who aren't good in social situations. Yeah, they're egotistical and cocky but, they honestly think everyone aside from them is piss-poor at life.
Famous Examples: Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Triple H (again), Mr. Perfect, Jack Swagger
4. Be rude, crude and disrespectful.
Example: Slap your opponent in the face, insult their manhood, their family and their intellect, suggest that you may or may not have had sexual relations with their mother, possibly sister as well. Make everything personal.
Who does that? The kind of person who gets off bullying others. They love making other people feel miserable and are attracted to train-wreck personalities because of this. They go out of their way to embarrass, mock and piss off their opponents and generally aren't pleasant to be around.
Famous Examples: Triple H (again), HBK, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac, Hollywood Hogan, Ric Flair, Justin Credible
5. Be angry for no good reason
Example: Slapping your opponent just because they're in a match with you. Berate them. Yell at them. Shove them. Yell at the referee. Be extremely surprised that that no-good assclown almost got a three-count on you. The world is involved in a conspiracy against you, fuck everybody!
Who does that? Paranoid people with low self-esteem. People who think they deserve more in life but others are singling them out for punishment (and for no good reason!).
Famous Examples: Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Lance Storm
*This list is not exhaustive. The famous examples chosen are those who stand out in my mind. There are a multitude of possible wrestlers who could fit under various categories. If you at any time after reading this feel the need to complain about a choice or anything at all, please realize that you're stupid and ugly and I rule and am awesome. Thank you.
Example: Pulling the tights during a pin, hitting your opponent with a concealed weapon, distracting the referee.
Who does that? The kind of heel who only cares about winning. Hey, it's not personal, I just really want the money and fame that goes with winning.
Famous example: Ric Flair, Bobby the Brain, Chris Jericho, Triple H
2. You know sportsmanship? Forget about it. Fight dirty.
Example: Inflicting pain on your opponent just for the fun of it, digging into bloody wounds, brawling and just being vicious.
Who does that? Either a face who is getting revenge on someone who has wronged him or a psychopath who enjoys the suffering of others. It most likely isn't personal and if it is it's because of some perceived but imagined slight their opponent made against them.
Famous examples: Triple H, Cactus Jack, Raven, Big Show, Dudleyz
3. Fight clean then gloat about it when you win.
Example: "Yeah, X-Pac really did a good job in the ring tonight, I was impressed how he handled my consistent and superior offense. There was actually a moment there when I thought he might not lose that bad."
Who does that? Assholes who aren't good in social situations. Yeah, they're egotistical and cocky but, they honestly think everyone aside from them is piss-poor at life.
Famous Examples: Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Triple H (again), Mr. Perfect, Jack Swagger
4. Be rude, crude and disrespectful.
Example: Slap your opponent in the face, insult their manhood, their family and their intellect, suggest that you may or may not have had sexual relations with their mother, possibly sister as well. Make everything personal.
Who does that? The kind of person who gets off bullying others. They love making other people feel miserable and are attracted to train-wreck personalities because of this. They go out of their way to embarrass, mock and piss off their opponents and generally aren't pleasant to be around.
Famous Examples: Triple H (again), HBK, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac, Hollywood Hogan, Ric Flair, Justin Credible
5. Be angry for no good reason
Example: Slapping your opponent just because they're in a match with you. Berate them. Yell at them. Shove them. Yell at the referee. Be extremely surprised that that no-good assclown almost got a three-count on you. The world is involved in a conspiracy against you, fuck everybody!
Who does that? Paranoid people with low self-esteem. People who think they deserve more in life but others are singling them out for punishment (and for no good reason!).
Famous Examples: Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Lance Storm
*This list is not exhaustive. The famous examples chosen are those who stand out in my mind. There are a multitude of possible wrestlers who could fit under various categories. If you at any time after reading this feel the need to complain about a choice or anything at all, please realize that you're stupid and ugly and I rule and am awesome. Thank you.