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Swiss Ultimate
04-23-2010, 05:28 PM
to go to New Jack's wrestling school?

Aside from the fact that you'd be able to pay him in crack, there seemingly wouldn't be any benefit to it.

Destor
04-23-2010, 05:33 PM
lol never

Gerard
04-23-2010, 05:43 PM
Wrestling? LOL

More like how to swing a chair\singapore cane\crowbar in 3 easy lessons.

The Franchise
04-23-2010, 05:44 PM
9am rails on the toilet bowl

kareru
04-23-2010, 05:47 PM
this week : head locks and armbars
next week: attempted murder

Swiss Ultimate
04-23-2010, 06:29 PM
He would murder you for a hit on a crack pipe.

Xero
04-23-2010, 06:31 PM
Clox should go.

Xero
04-23-2010, 06:35 PM
This thread is missing something....

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There we go.

Swiss Ultimate
04-23-2010, 06:39 PM
The biggest thing I was annoyed by in the Clox match was how they were scared to hit each other. I'd probably be way too physical if I were to have a match after a single day's training because that's what I think would at least make it look like I knew what I was doing. I'm not talking about big moves either, I'm just talking about forearms and chops.

I'd probably be cursing at my opponent really loudly too to make up for any nervous jitters I'd be having.

Damn, if I had a six-pack and enough spare time I'd love to "get in the ring".

Nicky Fives
04-23-2010, 08:39 PM
probably the last guy that should open a "wrestling" school......

jskinnyg
04-23-2010, 08:46 PM
he knows what a school is?

tjmidnight420
04-23-2010, 09:31 PM
Clox should go.

This is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the first post, but Xero beat me to it.

Theo Dious
04-23-2010, 10:02 PM
this week : head locks and armbars
next week: attempted murder

Week after that: Fucking up morbidly obese teenagers who lie their way onto a card

Xero
04-23-2010, 10:05 PM
Week Four: Scaffolds
Week Five: Ringposts
Week Six: What you learned in weeks four and five

CSL
04-23-2010, 10:05 PM
Greatest autoplay of all time. Ever.

CSL
04-23-2010, 10:06 PM
That should autoplay automatically over every thread on TPWW.

CSL
04-23-2010, 10:08 PM
Week after that: Fucking up morbidly obese teenagers who lie their way onto a card

That should be taught at every fucking school

Mr. Pierre
04-23-2010, 10:09 PM
LOL! His song is hilarious. I must admit though, I loved it when his music would play during his entire match.

CSL
04-23-2010, 10:11 PM
FUCK YOU NIGGA CAUSE I CAN

Mr. Pierre
04-23-2010, 10:22 PM
I just envision a 25 ft drop resulting in a guitar shot

KIRA
04-23-2010, 11:25 PM
Week 2: Shanking your opponent

CSL
04-23-2010, 11:29 PM
As this is a New Jack thread, I shall do what I always do in said item and state once again that New Jack is the man.

Razzamajazz
04-24-2010, 01:09 AM
JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC
DOOMED TO BE A KILLA SINCE I CAME OUT THE NUTSACK

Razzamajazz
04-24-2010, 01:10 AM
best. lyric. ever.

thedamndest
04-24-2010, 12:34 PM
The only wrestling school where the ring is made of balconies.

Johnny Vegas
04-24-2010, 12:41 PM
The only wrestling school where the ring is made of balconies.

aside from the auto play, this was the only funny thing in the thread

Swiss Ultimate
04-24-2010, 12:48 PM
aside from the auto play, this was the only funny thing in the thread

You're funny.

Volare
04-24-2010, 02:45 PM
Natural Born Killa MoFo!

St. Jimmy
04-24-2010, 05:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilberto_Melendez this crazy.

Lavel
04-24-2010, 09:15 PM
As this is a New Jack thread, I shall do what I always do in said item and state once again that New Jack is the man.

I agree New Jack is the Man.

As New jack shows you don't need to know how to do any wrestling moves to be famous.

You just need to:

A) Try and kill multiple people.
B) Say the N word and Fuck a lot.
C) Jump off balconies every match.

Thats what he will teach you at his school...... if he don't try to kill you first.

Skippord
04-24-2010, 09:18 PM
Maybe this is where Indifferent Clox trains