Pitch Horrible Movie Ideas with Wrestlers

[Swiss Ultimate]

Space Jam 2: Bugsamania
A retired Hulk Hogan finds peace on a farm in rural Kansas, milking cows and making repairs to his barn. That is, until space aliens take over the moon and hold Bugs Bunny and the entire planet hostage for...nobody knows what.

It's up to Hulk Hogan, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck and The Nasty Boys to teach those aliens, once and for all, that these colors don't run brotha!

Your turn.

[BillyBonez]

Deaf Justice.

John Cena is a down on his luck deaf special forces agent who was forced to retire when he went deaf and could no longer take orders. Being deaf, he is forced to live with his best friend Mike who happens to be a transexual bar tender. Mike is one day kidnapped by the KKK and it is up to John Cena to save him. Cena picks up his guns once again and show everyone that a deaf special forces agent can still get the job done.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Nice one Billy.

Ahem...a-ham...

Bikini Car Wash 6: Hotlanta

Ric Flair is the new owner of Atlanta, Georgia's worst car-wash thanks to an unlucky hand in poker. Now, with his pride on the line, he must turn business around and he might just have an idea. After calling in some favors from a few special "friends" his main competitor is literally livid. A fast-talking Bible-thumping preacher (played by Dusty Rhodes) makes it his mission in life to save the wayward girls at the Bikini Carwash!

[Johnny Vegas]

Santino goes to _______.

Just about Santino doing different things and getting into all kinds of mahogony.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Santino should be in the new Police Academy

[Jeritron]

A wrestling themed Space Jam sequel would be awesome

[whiteyford]

I would watch all these movies....might even pay to watch them:nono:

[Xero]

Twins 2 starring John Cena and Darren Young.

[Xero]

May as well post all the posters I did a while back.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/jblgermanbooking2.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/r2r2.jpg

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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/vincebook.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/30yearoldjobber.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/brolk.gif

[CSL]

Space Jam 2: Bugsamania
A retired Hulk Hogan finds peace on a farm in rural Kansas, milking cows and making repairs to his barn. That is, until space aliens take over the moon and hold Bugs Bunny and the entire planet hostage for...nobody knows what.

It's up to Hulk Hogan, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck and The Nasty Boys to teach those aliens, once and for all, that these colors don't run brotha!

Your turn.

This sounds like the greatest film of all time. I refuse to believe it wouldn't do huge box office.

[Razzamajazz]

john cena as an anything who needs to do anything in order to do something

[Xero]

john cena as an artist who needs to change a tire in order to go to brunch

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty much very WWE Film so far follows the pattern of:

Male lead's girlfriend/wife/family gets kidnapped/put in danger. Male lead has to fight his way to rescue them.

So following that pattern...

Hornswoggle's girlfriend has been kidnapped! Now Hornswoggle must return to The Land Under The Ring... but all is not well! It is now a dark place filled with monsters and owls and stuff! Can little Hornswoggle make it to the other side and rescue his woman?!

[Stealth-Icon]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/macgruber1.jpg

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/home_page/trailer/278Macgruber1.jpg

[BillyBonez]

A Lumberjack's Tale.

Mike Knox is a hardworking, all american, bear of a lumberjack. But when a new face from the city, R-Truth, comes to the woods to work with him, Mike is not happy because he has a secret. He is secretly a racist. But the funny antics and feel good attitude of R-Truth quickly begin to make Knox change his mind. Something in the young man appeals to the bear of a man.

When R-Truth saves Knox in a huge lumberjack accident, Mike begins to change his mind as he lies injured in the hospital. The final straw comes when his racist girlfriend refuses to see him when R-Truth is in his room. For weeks, R-Truth sits at Mike's side, proving that laughter is the best medicine by constantly entertaining him with his feel good attitude and jokes.

Eventually Mike realizes that he doesn't just like R-Truth...he loves him! When Mike comes out of the hospital he reveals his love to R-Truth and expects to be rejected, but in a feel good ending, R-Truth says that his dream came true because he fell in love with Mike the day he first saw him.

[Xero]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/macgruber1.jpg

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/home_page/trailer/278Macgruber1.jpg

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[tjmidnight420]

Eventually Mike realizes that he doesn't just like R-Truth...he loves him! When Mike comes out of the hospital he reveals his love to R-Truth and expects to be rejected, but in a feel good ending, R-Truth says that his dream came true because he fell in love with Mike the day he first saw him.


Billy, you take it to a whole other level.

[Razzamajazz]

A Lumberjack's Tale.

Mike Knox is a hardworking, all american, bear of a lumberjack. But when a new face from the city, R-Truth, comes to the woods to work with him, Mike is not happy because he has a secret. He is secretly a racist. But the funny antics and feel good attitude of R-Truth quickly begin to make Knox change his mind. Something in the young man appeals to the bear of a man.

When R-Truth saves Knox in a huge lumberjack accident, Mike begins to change his mind as he lies injured in the hospital. The final straw comes when his racist girlfriend refuses to see him when R-Truth is in his room. For weeks, R-Truth sits at Mike's side, proving that laughter is the best medicine by constantly entertaining him with his feel good attitude and jokes.

Eventually Mike realizes that he doesn't just like R-Truth...he loves him! When Mike comes out of the hospital he reveals his love to R-Truth and expects to be rejected, but in a feel good ending, R-Truth says that his dream came true because he fell in love with Mike the day he first saw him.






Bearback Mountain

[Kane Knight]

How many people have pitched the Marine yet?

[tjmidnight420]

How many people have pitched the Marine yet?

Every time I come in this thread to see the new posts I think seriously about it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Rob Van Dam is...

AQUAMAN!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Swimming With Dolphins

Dolph Ziggler is a lonely fisherman in Maine whose dream in life is to live with the dolphins. When Zora Castro (Chyna) comes to town, he does his best to steer clear of the woman who seems to be half-human half-hippo. That is until he learns the magical secret she holds.

Jimmy Hart plays the Dolph's dad, a drunken has-been who left the fishing business after claiming to have seen a half-dolphin half-human child off the coast of Maryland.

[Xero]

Santino is...

SEAMAN

[nojomo]

Debbie Does Dallas starring Kelly Kelly...

Oh wait, you wanted bad movie ideas.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Deep Throat starring Boogie Man

[Xero]

Eraser (not) starring Chris Benoit

[Swiss Ultimate]

Eraserhead (not) starring Chris Benoit.

[Seth82]

cody rhodes and christian in brokeback mountain 2

[VSG]

I take the incredible hulk is Lesnar?

[Kane Knight]

Chris Benoit in: The Suicide Squad.

[bince2200]

Hulk Hogan is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, etc. His ship is damaged after a fight with an interstellar nasty and he must hide out on Earth until it can recharge. He leaves his power suit at home, but still finds himself unable to allow wrongs to go unrighted and so mixes it up with bad drivers, offensive paperboys, muggers and the like. Then the family he's staying with finds his power suit and the father tries it on....... o my bad dats all ready been made:shifty:(Suburban Commando )!!!!!lol

[Vastardikai]

Hulk Hogan in....

[tjmidnight420]

John Cena as Hulk Hogan in.... Superman

[Kane Knight]

Hulk Hogan is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, etc. His ship is damaged after a fight with an interstellar nasty and he must hide out on Earth until it can recharge. He leaves his power suit at home, but still finds himself unable to allow wrongs to go unrighted and so mixes it up with bad drivers, offensive paperboys, muggers and the like. Then the family he's staying with finds his power suit and the father tries it on....... o my bad dats all ready been made:shifty:(Suburban Commando )!!!!!lol
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[KayfabeMan]

http://getreadytorumble.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/see_no_evil.jpg

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.doommovie.com/images/DOOM_splash_delivery2_02.jpg
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_7/tooth-fairy-poster-0.jpg
http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/race-to-witch-mountain-poster.jpg
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2008/05/the-rundown-movie.jpg

I could keep going... that's how bad this is.

[Razzamajazz]

Hulk Hogan is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, etc. His ship is damaged after a fight with an interstellar nasty and he must hide out on Earth until it can recharge. He leaves his power suit at home, but still finds himself unable to allow wrongs to go unrighted and so mixes it up with bad drivers, offensive paperboys, muggers and the like. Then the family he's staying with finds his power suit and the father tries it on....... o my bad dats all ready been made:shifty:(Suburban Commando )!!!!!lol

isn't the undertaker also in that

[Xero]

They should seriously do a movie on the life of Vince McMahon.

They'd probably have Vince play Sr. and Shane play Jr.

Cena as Hogan, for sure.

[bince2200]

isn't the undertaker also in that

yea he is and he doesnt speak throughout the whole movie till da end and dey gave him a 12 year old boys voice!!!:wtf:

[Rollermacka]

A Lumberjack's Tale.

Mike Knox is a hardworking, all american, bear of a lumberjack. But when a new face from the city, R-Truth, comes to the woods to work with him, Mike is not happy because he has a secret. He is secretly a racist. But the funny antics and feel good attitude of R-Truth quickly begin to make Knox change his mind. Something in the young man appeals to the bear of a man.

When R-Truth saves Knox in a huge lumberjack accident, Mike begins to change his mind as he lies injured in the hospital. The final straw comes when his racist girlfriend refuses to see him when R-Truth is in his room. For weeks, R-Truth sits at Mike's side, proving that laughter is the best medicine by constantly entertaining him with his feel good attitude and jokes.

Eventually Mike realizes that he doesn't just like R-Truth...he loves him! When Mike comes out of the hospital he reveals his love to R-Truth and expects to be rejected, but in a feel good ending, R-Truth says that his dream came true because he fell in love with Mike the day he first saw him.






I would go see this movie if they could get Mike Knox to sing the Lumberjack Song

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[Kane Knight]

As I am suddenly and horribly reminded of the Steven Regal gimmick.

[Innovator]

John Cena is a CPA who's world get turned upside down when a disgruntled client kidnaps his wife. It's up to him to save the day.

[Innovator]

John Cena is an MLB slugger whos wife gets kidnapped by the opposing team. It's up to him to save the day.

[Innovator]

John Cena is a high school teacher whos wife was kidnapped by an ex student. It's up to him to save the day.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Rey Mysterio in The Mask
Santino Marella in Cobra
Santino Marella and The WWE divas(Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Melina and Eve Torres) in Home Alone

[tjmidnight420]

John Cena is a janitor whos mop was kidnapped by an ex student. It's up to him to save the day.

:y:

[Vastardikai]

The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas.

Is Justin Gabriel a Bad Enough Dude to rescue the President?