Official 3 Hour RAW Thread for 04/26/10 - Duct Tape Holds Grudges... And Feet.

[Providence Peep]

Shrek to Smackdown!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

No, don't break up the SES.

SES would come up with something like, they're part of PUnk's contract, because they're indebted to him and they'd go too. "They don't work, for Smackdown... they live to serve ME!"

[rob11]

They'll get Kofi, Christian, and Orton.
I would like to see E & C reunite even if it was just once.

[RawRocks]

Please Please Please WWE, Send Michael Cole to SmackDown for Matt Striker!

[Indifferent Clox]

could anybody get me a stream or some quick resuts?

[parkmania]

Shrek to Smackdown!

King Leonidas to Raw. Pretty sure he was last seen on the Smackdown roster.

[Providence Peep]

Please Please Please WWE, Send Michael Cole to SmackDown for Matt Striker!

That would never happen. Send Lawler to Smackdown, and Stryker to Raw.

[Ermaximus]

Dark main event for next Monday's Raw here in Jax is Cena/Orton/HHH vs Sheamus/Show/Miz. Hmmmm.

[RawRocks]

That would never happen. Send Lawler to Smackdown, and Stryker to Raw.

We thought the same thing a couple years ago when Cole was ON SmackDown!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Seriously, I think JoMo will be this year's MVP. Go to Raw and just get poorly used.

Hopefully he turns heel again.</font>

[parkmania]

Does Jericho come over to Raw also, or was the Jericho/Edge feud just a one time thing?

[Ermaximus]

:eek: Jericho vs Christian!!!!! Holy fuck!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WOOOOOO Hope they give this match some time

[The Gold Standard]

I want SES on Raw

[Juan]

Jericho vs Christian???

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Now that Edge is on Raw I will be PISSED if Christian goes to SmackDown. I've wanted them on the same show since Christian returned.</font>

[Splaya]

Lol Suprised Jericho didn't botch Heath's name

[Volare]

I think Jericho is really gonna cry.

[rob11]

<font color=goldenrod>Now that Edge is on Raw I will be PISSED if Christian goes to SmackDown. I've wanted them on the same show since Christian returned.</font>
Yes! Been waiting for the reunion.

[Splaya]

Wow Slater getting WWE RAW face time

[Splaya]

God I remember when Jericho and Christian feuded over Trish

[Ermaximus]

Whoever wins this match, the loser of the match switches shows.

[parkmania]

This is Christian's what, 2nd match since ECW ended?

[Providence Peep]

Is Christian's skin orange?

[Ermaximus]

Damn these fucking commercial breaks.

[Splaya]

The only good thing about all these commercials during the matches has been the fact that i can switch to 24 and watch Jack Bauer kick ass

[RawRocks]

I think the WWE could develop a storyline with Jericho going on a long losing streak.

[Mr Amazing]

sorry i am late had to work so who has all been drafted

[Splaya]

Awwww shit is going down on 24

[Providence Peep]

sorry i am late had to work so who has all been drafted

You're sorry for being late? Does anyone here even know who you are?

[Poit]

This is Christian's what, 2nd match since ECW ended?

1 match against Carllito
Money in the Bank
2 or 3 matches against DiBiase
3 or 4 matches on NXT

[Ermaximus]

sorry i am late had to work so who has all been drafted

To Raw-Edge, R-Truth, Morrison

To Smackdown-Big Show and Kelly Kelly

[rob11]

Why is Christian a dark orange color?

[Juan]

sorry i am late had to work so who has all been drafted

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/137114/Click-HERE-to-Join-411//s-LIVE-WWE-Monday-Night-Raw-Coverage.htm

[teamXtremist]

Why is Christian a dark orange color?

BAD TAN

[Mr Amazing]

To Raw-Edge, R-Truth, Morrison

To Smackdown-Big Show and Kelly Kelly

thank you ermaximus

[Providence Peep]

Why is Christian a dark orange color?

He's been hangin' with the orange John Cena

[Loose Cannon]

thank you ermaximus

dude, the guy helped you out. no need for name calling

[Loose Cannon]

remember when Abyss attacked Christian at his home. lol

[Juan]

Awesome match so far

[Juan]

HOLY SHIT

[Ermaximus]

Jericho should know by now. Nobody taps to the Walls of Jericho....except for Goldust. :shifty:

[Splaya]

God sick move

[dronepool]

He totally botched that Codebreaker.

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

[Poit]

That was awesome.

[BillyBonez]

It would be mad funny if the NXT rookies invaded the draft as a unit and said this aint fair that NXT is not in the draft and Vince comes out and says, "Okay, you all gonna be in a match and if the guys u are facing lose, then those guys are drafted to NXT...as ROOKIE!" and then some crappy Raw guys like Primo and Carlito are drafted 2 NXT.

[Splaya]

Very obvious

[RawRocks]

Coffee Cup to SmackDown

[Loose Cannon]

SOS

[ClockShot]

Bye Kofi, hope smackdown jump starts your career.

[Splaya]

Jericho vs Kofi feud :drool:

[Juan]

Sweet, Kofi might actually get a proper push now

[Ermaximus]

I wonder if Hayes will push Kofi now.... Oh, wait I forgot.

[dronepool]

Kofi vs Jericho could be really cool.

[ClockShot]

Morrison getting put to work early.

[Providence Peep]

Hey, there's John Morrison! I think I'll ask him for his autograph! :-\

[Providence Peep]

I wonder if Hayes will push Kofi now.... Oh, wait I forgot.

OUCH!

[Ermaximus]

OUCH!

I hope I'm proven wrong though. I really am. Kofi as world champ would be great.

[ClockShot]

Can't wait to grab Super Street Fighter tomorrow.

[Providence Peep]

I hope I'm proven wrong though. I really am. Kofi as world champ would be great.

Maybe, maybe not. In either case, I think he's a better fit for Smackdown than Raw.

[Providence Peep]

Cole said Big Show is switching teams. Does that mean Big Show is going gay?

[ClockShot]

Dude, stop walking like Randy Orton.

[Ermaximus]

So someone enlighten me please. What's the gimmick for the Over the Limit PPV?

[BillyBonez]

John Morisson is prolly the best looking dude in WWE history.

[teamXtremist]

MORRISON going bret hart with the glasses

[Providence Peep]

As much as I can't stand Jack Swagger, I hope John Morrison is squashed like a grape on Raw.

[ClockShot]

I thought Chris "Harvard" Nowitski was the most educated man in WWE history?

[RawRocks]

I thought Chris "Harvard" Nowitski was the most educated man in WWE history?

key word: WAS

[parkmania]

You're not supposed to remember him, CS.

[teamXtremist]

now after tna the last hour of raw

[Providence Peep]

JR to TNA?

[Ermaximus]

I thought Chris "Harvard" Nowitski was the most educated man in WWE history?

I believe Dean Douglas and The Genius would argue that fact sir.

[ClockShot]

You're not supposed to remember him, CS.

Don't hate Chris Harvard. He was pretty cool for the short time he was with the company.

[teamXtremist]

wow let the gushing of swagger begin

[DarKCentaur]

So someone enlighten me please. What's the gimmick for the Over the Limit PPV?

I wanna say it's the Championship Scramble PPV, but I could be wrong there.

[Ermaximus]

Don't hate Chris Harvard. He was pretty cool for the short time he was with the company.

He was better than Maven, that's for damned sure.

[parkmania]

"Matt, did you know that you know a lot about stuff noone cares about?"

That was pretty good, King.

[Poit]

If Striker was drafted to Jeopardy, I'd watch it.

[Juan]

Hopefully this match will be as awesome as the match they had on Smackdown this past friday

[teamXtremist]

morrison straight missed that spot

[Providence Peep]

Did I mention I hope Morrison is squashed like a grape on RAW?

[Ermaximus]

That movie looks so fucking stupid.

[parkmania]

Did I mention I hope Morrison is squashed like a grape on RAW?

I think I heard that somewhere...

[Providence Peep]

DRAFT PREDICTION: JR to TNA :-\

[Juan]

DRAFT PREDICTION: JR to TNA :-\

You already made this post

[Providence Peep]

You already made this post

I know that.

[Juan]

So you like repeating yourself?

[Juan]

lol referee botch

[parkmania]

Been a while since I've seen JoMo do the standing SSP.

Or have I just not been paying enough attention?

[Ermaximus]

Hornswoggle traded to TNA for a referee to be named later. Swoggle immediately made TNA champ.

[Juan]

Been a while since I've seen JoMo do the standing SSP.

Or have I just not been paying enough attention?

He did it last night on the PPV

[Juan]

SWAGGER

[Juan]

awesome match btw

[Ermaximus]

Orton to SD.

[screech]

He was better than Maven, that's for damned sure.

I liked Maven :(

[screech]

awesome match btw

:y:

[Poit]

CAPTAIN CHARISMA :love:

[ClockShot]

There goes Christian.

[parkmania]

And once again, WWE refuses to listen to what the people want in a E&C reunion.

[Juan]

Awesome, now it's only a matter of time before Christian wins the WHC. Can't wait

[Loose Cannon]

lol Edge and Christian: coming in 2011

[Ermaximus]

Oh thank the lord. Now he might finally get a title run.

[RawRocks]

Christian to SmackCrap

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You know... Swagger may actually be the best thing to happen to the World title in a long time, guys are getting a HUGE rub just by having great matches with him, and being competitive and looking like they have a shot... something that probably wouldn't have happened with one of the big 4 (Hunter, Orton, Cena, Batista). Morrison would never have been made to look that strong against them.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match between Swagger and Morrison.

Good move to put Christian on Smackdown.

[McLegend]

I guess WWE is pretty dead set against an E & C reunion.

[parkmania]

Can't wait for June 3rd and new Burn Notices!

[Ermaximus]

Awesome, now it's only a matter of time before Christian wins the WHC. Can't wait

:y::y::y::y::y::y:

Hayes could become the greatest man alive if he puts the titles on Kofi and Christian in the same year.

[Juan]

And once again, WWE refuses to listen to what the people want in a E&C reunion.

As awesome as that would be, I think it'd be detrimental to establishing Christian as a main eventer. With this move to smackdown, he can instantly propelled into the title picture on SD.

[screech]

Love that Christian is on SD! Could finally be his chance to grab the big gold belt.

[Juan]

You know... Swagger may actually be the best thing to happen to the World title in a long time, guys are getting a HUGE rub just by having great matches with him, and being competitive and looking like they have a shot... something that probably wouldn't have happened with one of the big 4 (Hunter, Orton, Cena, Batista). Morrison would never have been made to look that strong against them.

100% Agreed

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Orton to SD.

Don't you dare even chance that with a thought :mad:

[RawRocks]

Can't wait for June 3rd and new Burn Notices!

:y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y:

[Poit]

You know... Swagger may actually be the best thing to happen to the World title in a long time, guys are getting a HUGE rub just by having great matches with him, and being competitive and looking like they have a shot... something that probably wouldn't have happened with one of the big 4 (Hunter, Orton, Cena, Batista). Morrison would never have been made to look that strong against them.

Agreed... mostly.

At the Elimination Chamber PPV, Morrison was made to look like only his injured ankle prevented him from pinning Undertaker.

[screech]

As awesome as that would be, I think it'd be detrimental to establishing Christian as a main eventer. With this move to smackdown, he can instantly propelled into the title picture on SD.

Totally agree.

Though I do feel a reunion is coming, now it would do more harm than good.

[Loose Cannon]

I agree with Juan. I think I said a while ago that they should only reunite when they are the champs of thier respected brand. they could help each other out. would be tough travel, but pretty cool to see

[Providence Peep]

So you like repeating yourself?

What?

[screech]

Can't wait for June 3rd and new Royal Pains!

[ClockShot]

WAYNE BRADY SHOW! WAYNE BRADY SHOW!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Agreed... mostly.

At the Elimination Chamber PPV, Morrison was made to look like only his injured ankle prevented him from pinning Undertaker.

Yeah but that's a match with so many intangibles. Unlikely guys always look pretty strong in those big multi-person matches.

[Poit]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[RawRocks]

Raw Lets Make A Deal Edition next week

[Juan]

I agree with Juan. I think I said a while ago that they should only reunite when they are the champs of thier respected brand. they could help each other out. would be tough travel, but pretty cool to see

agreed

[McLegend]

Or maybe they are afraid that Christian's midcard status will rub off on Edge?

[Juan]

damn the Smackdown theme is so much better than Raw's

[Poit]

The best part of Kofi moving to Smackdown - we'll no longer need to hear Cole saying "controlled frenzy".

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, he just offered Carlito the opportunity to be his virgil I'm guessing

[Juan]

DiBiase planting seeds for the new stable

[Loose Cannon]

I thought Dibiase was gathering up 2nd/3rd generation guys for a minute there

[Poit]

Is Ted looking for his Virgil?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Bwahahaha, I was right!

[ClockShot]

DiBiase planting seeds for the new stable

:yes:

[Juan]

lmao Truth

[ClockShot]

VIRGIL REFERENCE!

[McLegend]

OMG a Virgil a reference.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

[screech]

damn the Smackdown theme is so much better than Raw's

:y:

[Ermaximus]

As awesome as that would be, I think it'd be detrimental to establishing Christian as a main eventer. With this move to smackdown, he can instantly propelled into the title picture on SD.

I was just trying to piece SD's main event right now and he's definately going to be in it.

Look who you have atm on SD.

Face:
Taker
Rey

Heel:
Jericho
Swagger
Punk

You have the guys that could be main eventers in: Christian, Kofi, Kane, and Big Show.

Can easily see Christian and Kofi being the 3rd and 4th face on SD and Show being the 4th Heel with Kane being the tweener role.

[Juan]

lol nice segment

[ClockShot]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[screech]

That was a hell of a slap

[parkmania]

So, one more pick coming to Raw tonight. Who's it gonna be?

[Juan]

ugh whoever on the production team who's a Nickelback fan needs to get drafted to TNA or something

[RawRocks]

This is one of the best John Cena segments EVER!

[ClockShot]

ugh whoever on the production team who's a Nickelback fan needs to get drafted to TNA or something

Probably Adam. That red headed guy that puts together all the HBK videos and makes him look good.

[Loose Cannon]

wtf is Nickelback doing on this show

[Nark Order]

lol, Nickelback

[Providence Peep]

This right here is why I like John Cena. He's passionate, humble and genuine.

[Loose Cannon]

draft them to WCW World wide

[Juan]

lol

[Juan]

shit, i had no idea SFIV was available on the 360. Have to get that

[Ermaximus]

So, one more pick coming to Raw tonight. Who's it gonna be?

Taker.:shifty:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I think either Sheamus or Orton is going to Raw.

Or Undertaker to Raw.

[Ermaximus]

shit, i had no idea SFIV was available on the 360. Have to get that

Yea. SSFIV comes out tomorrow.

[Juan]

woooo Ziggler baby

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Undertaker to Raw with this last pick</font>

[ClockShot]

Ziggy.

[Ermaximus]

I think either Sheamus or Orton is going to Raw.

Or Undertaker to Raw.

You mean Sheamus or Orton to SD?

[Juan]

oh god

[Splaya]

Wait, this is the last pick of tonight. What the fuck, I wanted Taker on Raw

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Are you fucking with me?

[RawRocks]

You have got to be kidding me

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ziggler's gonna job to Hornswoggle. Fucking great.</font>

[ClockShot]

You gotta be shittin' me?

[parkmania]

WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Ermaximus]

What the fuck?

[mike adamle]

This just ruined a great Raw.

[Loose Cannon]

god please ship this moron off to Smackdown

[What Would Kevin Do?]

You mean Sheamus or Orton to SD?

Yep

[Splaya]

Oh good, Hornswoggle still has DX gear on

[Poit]

I hope Ziggler puts Hornswoggle to sleep.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I've decided that three hours is longer than I'd like to watch wrestling on a Monday night now. I haven't even watched the whole show and I'm pretty much over it... been phasing in and out.

[screech]

Well that was awful.

[parkmania]

win by countout!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

How is hitting someone with a helmet not a DQ?

[Ermaximus]

Wow

[Juan]

jesus. At least Ziggler didn't actually have to get pinned

[Splaya]

Oh yeah, here comes Taker to tombstone Swog. Please do it

[Loose Cannon]

NICKY!!!!!

[Poit]

What the fuck?

[Ermaximus]

Kane or Taker.

[mike adamle]

Well, at least this part is enjoyable anyways.

[ClockShot]

A few good wrestlers get released last week and and 'Swog is still around.

Figure that out.

[Splaya]

Or this is Finlay who gets drafted to RAW

[Juan]

I've decided that three hours is longer than I'd like to watch wrestling on a Monday night now. I haven't even watched the whole show and I'm pretty much over it... been phasing in and out.

sucks for you man. There have been some awesome matches tonight. Except for that last one...

[Loose Cannon]

I wanna see Swog vs Wee man in a cage match

[Juan]

nooooooooooooooooooooo

[Loose Cannon]

WOW

[RawRocks]

NO!

[Splaya]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[The Gold Standard]

JERICHO!!!

[ClockShot]

Jericho's back. So he and Edge keep going with their feud?

[Loose Cannon]

amazing

[Emperor Smeat]

Well there goes any chance for Christian vs Jericho although it does let them continue the Edge-Jericho feud.

[parkmania]

And there goes the chance of a JeriShow reunion.

[Innovator]

RAW IS JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Poit]

Jericho is once again the one good part of the guest hosts.

[SOCCER LEGS]

so basically everyone worth a shit is on RAW now

[Loose Cannon]

yea, Morrison is fucked

[Splaya]

Maybe Taker goes in the Supplemental draft haha

[Ermaximus]

So SD just lost it's top heel. Whodathunkit?

[Innovator]

Smackdown should just be called Friday Night Punk

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I am SHOCKED Orton didn't get moved.

Raw has Cena, HHH, Batista, Orton, Sheamus, Edge, and Jericho</font> :o

[mike adamle]

Was that the last pick?

[Ermaximus]

Maybe Taker goes in the Supplemental draft haha

Yea, and Cena will too Splaya. Just for shits and giggles.

[BillyBonez]

WWE should say Smackdown is cancelled.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And yeah, Friday Night Punk is pretty accurate. I wanted him on Raw though :mad:

[RawRocks]

must be prepping the Tuesday night move in October.. who knows .. bad move WWE!

[Providence Peep]

WWE should say Smackdown is cancelled.

Things will happen in the Supplemental Draft.

[ClockShot]

I am SHOCKED Orton didn't get moved.

Raw has Cena, HHH, Batista, Orton, Sheamus, Edge, and Jericho :o

Yeah, but the rumor mill is saying Bats is done like anyday now. Dunno if Trips is taking time off or something.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Makes sense though, with Smackdown going to Sci-Fi, why wouldn't you take your big guns to your flagship?

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS STACKED

[Splaya]

So SD just lost it's top heel. Whodathunkit?



I'm gonna disagree. They still have Punk

[Ermaximus]

So Swagger vs Christian at Over the Limit?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I wish Morrison would have stayed on SmackDown. Coulda sent Finlay or somebody over to Raw instead. Morrison isn't gonna do shit with all those other guys there.

SmackDown's gonna have some great matches</font>

[Providence Peep]

Makes sense though, with Smackdown going to Sci-Fi, why wouldn't you take your big guns to your flagship?

Yeah, that's one draft pick I forgot about - Smackdown to Sci-Fi :lol:

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL did you see how pumped that black kid was for that Cena/Batista match?

Somebody please get me a GIF of it plzzzzz

[Ermaximus]

I'm gonna disagree. They still have Punk

Punk is definately the biggest heel on SD now, but Jericho was IMO. I am in no way displeased with Punk's work. He is amazing.

[Providence Peep]

<font color=goldenrod>Morrison isn't gonna do shit with all those other guys there

To paraphrase the Iron Sheik, maybe Morrison will get his ass fucked and be made humble.

[Loose Cannon]

BATISTA

[Splaya]

Oh shit.

[ClockShot]

Here's Dave.

And he's pissed......

[Loose Cannon]

Batista is going to announce he's going to TNA

[teamXtremist]

just a few more weeks till dave's farewell

[Splaya]

LOL Batista cannot keep the spit in his mouth

[Johnny Vegas]

Batista like this is amazing

[Providence Peep]

Duct Tape? Really? Is he The Miz?

[Splaya]

Batista is going to announce he's going to TNA

Fine by me

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Innovator]

Sheamus vs Bats?

[Innovator]

LISTEN HERRR FELLA

[Innovator]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE

[Splaya]

LOL Sheamus is growing on me

[Loose Cannon]

EVOLUTION IS THE SOLUTION

[Ermaximus]

So it's a triple threat match now? Ok, go with it.

[Loose Cannon]

:n::n:

[Splaya]

This has prolly been mentioned but does anyone remember that as long as Cena is champion Orton does not get title shots

[Splaya]

Lol Oi oi

[Ermaximus]

I want a gif of that Batista laugh just there. Holy shit.

[Poit]

This has prolly been mentioned but does anyone remember that as long as Cena is champion Orton does not get title shots

That ended when Cena lost the title to Sheamus.

[ClockShot]

Dave's losing it.

He should come out like this more often.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Interested in seeing how these changes shake out.

Same thing every year. SmackDown gets absolutely gutted of their top stars, people bitch, then within weeks we realize that SmackDown is the best show on television.

Then the newly minted legit main eventers on SmackDown get drafted to Raw in exchange for people who lost their pushes (Kofi this year, prolly Morrison next year) and the cycle goes on.</font>

[Splaya]

Oh good the faggot is here

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Batista has to win. I mean, do you really put Orton (Much as I love him) against Cena after he just lost to Swagger. And Shemus, even if he has beat Hunter, doesn't need to be in the WWE title hunt.

[teamXtremist]

lol cena calling the shots

[Ermaximus]

This has prolly been mentioned but does anyone remember that as long as Cena is champion Orton does not get title shots

Apparently that doesn't matter now because Orton is a face? Fuck if I know.

[tjmidnight420]

SmackDown's gonna have some great matches

Favorite part of the draft. SD! Gets fucked, and reboots by doing what they do best on the blue brand.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol i can already hear the crowd doing an "oy" chant for Sheamus

[Ermaximus]

I'm thinking Cena/Orton/Sheamus/Batista Fatal 4-way at OtL.

[Splaya]

Nice Botch Batista