Official NXT Thread, airing 4/27/10 (NO SPOILERS, PLEASE!)

[Anybody Thrilla]

About 38 minutes away. Who's with me?

[Xero]

Can't believe those spoilers. SHOCKING!

[kareru]

[spoiler CENA WINS [/spoiler]

[Xero]

This is probably the biggest night of NXT or ECW ever. Anyone who misses it will be disappointed. I mean, WOW!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't know if you're joking or what, Xero, but you better stuff those spoilers in a sack, fella.

[parkmania]

Spoiler free and waiting.

Watching an episode of Baggage til time.

[McLegend]

I got a spoiler for you


Heath Slater does something gay.

[Xero]

I don't know if you're joking or what, Xero, but you better stuff those spoilers in a sack, fella.

Hey, I'm not spoiling anything. I'm just saying it's MUST WATCH for a certain other promotion's fan base. ;) ;) ;)

[VSG]

You better not be messing here, I am falling for the bait now :)

[Xero]

:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey, I'm not spoiling anything. I'm just saying it's MUST WATCH for a certain other promotion's fan base. ;) ;) ;)

I know you weren't spoling anything, but I'm just advising that you continue to not spoil anything....OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE DIRE!!!!! :mad:

:heart:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey, I'm not spoiling anything. I'm just saying it's MUST WATCH for a certain other promotion's fan base. ;) ;) ;)

Are you telling me that Michael Tarver has to pull out of the competition due to injury and he is being replaced with the untested rookie, AJ Styles?????

[Xero]

:naughty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope we get to hear Wade Barrett's new theme song this week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

IT'S TIME TO GET WILD AND YOUNG UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!

[parkmania]

"He's a man
Such a man
He's a real
Real man's man"

[Xero]

WE ARRREEE WILD AND YOUUUUNG!

[parkmania]

We are wild and (Darren) Young!

[Xero]

So Sheffield has spikes now?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Skip Sheffield has a nice balance between the Road Warriors and Steve Austin going on.

[.44 Magdalene]

Crowd is mostly unimpressed

[parkmania]

Sheffield's vest looks like he's in training for a new LoD.

[parkmania]

Michael Tarver!

And the crowd goes mild.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Seriously, how tall is Daniel Bryan?

[Xero]

Like 5'8.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Heath Slater has zero likability, that much we can be sure of.

[parkmania]

Daniel Bryan turning heel soon? He's growing his beard out.

[Xero]

LOL what is this shit?

[.44 Magdalene]

I would buy merchandise from Sheffield

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why does Matt Striker dress exactly like Ellen Degeneres?

[parkmania]

Dear lord, this is gonna be painful!

[VSG]

LOL what is this shit?

Why are you "seemingly surprised"? Oh and Dan Bryan also has a sweet beard!

[.44 Magdalene]

"Thank you very much, little lady"

[Xero]

Why are you "seemingly surprised"?

I'm more depressed that this is what it's degenerated to.

[parkmania]

On the positive side, I just got some Mountain Dew Distortion, and it's very tasty.

[Xero]

I've had Typhoon and White. I liked white better. What's Distortion?

[parkmania]

Lime flavored. Looking forward to trying Typhoon more than Whiteout.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm really glad that competition isn't about to run 8 times in a row.

[Xero]

Hmmm, I'll have to try it.

[legendkillerRKO]

sheamuse needs to sell programs..." Oi! ya need one of these programs fella!"

[parkmania]

I was really disappointed that Voltage won last year. I thought it was the worst of the 3.

[legendkillerRKO]

sheamus*

[Xero]

If Sheamus called me "Fella" I'd buy ten.

[VSG]

Damn they played Jericho's music!

[parkmania]

sheamuse needs to sell programs..." Oi! ya need one of these programs fella!"

"Before I knock ya oopside the head with a steel poipe"

[Xero]

I was really disappointed that Voltage won last year. I thought it was the worst of the 3.

I missed the promotion last year. :-\

Don't like Voltage though. Think I've had it, anyway.

[legendkillerRKO]

everytime i see slater pin jericho i cringe

[legendkillerRKO]

lol christian slater

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/christian-slater-pirates-of-the-car.jpg

[legendkillerRKO]

so now that it looks like edge and jericho are both gunna be heels on Raw...how long will WWE make sure we dont see them on screen together or.....will they randomly be a tag team in 2 weeks and we are supposed to forget that fued?

[Innovator]

Heath Slater will blow our minds? Hear that he wants to blow us

[legendkillerRKO]

lol i wud give daniel bryan $200 if i was there just so he won!!!

[Xero]

lol if that comes out of his salary.

[parkmania]

What's THIS?!?!?

[parkmania]

Cole: I'm a pot, Daniel Bryan's a kettle.

[legendkillerRKO]

who is putting tools inside of cole!??? :shifty:

[Xero]

Heidenreich.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really like Carlito's hoodie.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"I'm not exactly a capitalist"</font>

[parkmania]

Tarver didn't notice the detail of closing the back door on the SUV.

[parkmania]

$60 is the time to beat???

[Xero]

lol I hope Tarver threatens people to buy it.

[legendkillerRKO]

lol gabriel is sooo a capitalist!!!

[Poit]

$60 is the time to beat???

This segment has been brought to you by the letter 3.

[legendkillerRKO]

tarver will be my new hero if he takes an overpriced $15 Magazine and lights it on fire!

[Poit]

... Cole needed a calculator for that? :wtf:

[VSG]

22 programs.. Thats like $5000!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Darren Young with the best record, ranked last. Daniel Bryan with the worst record, ranked first.

O.....K.

[parkmania]

Does Mercury make another appearance?

[legendkillerRKO]

lets go evil cena!

[VSG]

Darren young has been undefeated since the last poll, so wait till next week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's weird seeing Carlito actually EAT an apple.

[thecc]

Young's been watching some chris hero tapes

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can't tell if Darren Young is white, black, a heel, or a face.

[VSG]

7-2

[parkmania]

I can't tell if Darren Young is white, black, a heel, or a face.

Simple answer: Yes, he is.

[VSG]

btw who is making all the anti-Jeritron threads? They are no longer accessible sadly.

Also, I though 22 * $15 is $330?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What about child labor laws? :mad:

[Poit]

btw who is making all the anti-Jeritron threads? They are no longer accessible sadly.

Also, I though 22 * $15 is $330?

It is. $210 would be 14 programs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

btw who is making all the anti-Jeritron threads? They are no longer accessible sadly.

Also, I though 22 * $15 is $330?

They said they re-tabulated his score.

[parkmania]

Was kinda hoping that Michael "Mr. 1.9" Tarver would have faced Miz tonight and picked up a win so that Miz would have been knocked cold 2 nights in a row.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Take that back right now, parkmania.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tarver's obviously getting eliminated first. He might have been able to go somewhere if they stuck with his 1.9 seconds gimmick but they decided it infringed on Big Show's knockout punch. So now he has nothing to bring to the table.</font>

[parkmania]

Sorry, AT, no can do.

[Anybody Thrilla]

<font color=goldenrod>Tarver's obviously getting eliminated first. He might have been able to go somewhere if they stuck with his 1.9 seconds gimmick but they decided it infringed on Big Show's knockout punch. So now he has nothing to bring to the table.</font>

Did you actually hear that somewhere or is that your educated guess?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry, AT, no can do.

May I introduce you to the edit function? :mad:

[parkmania]

Just wondering: Who's doing the writing and booking for NXT? The Raw team? The Smackdown team? Vince?

[Evil Vito]

Did you actually hear that somewhere or is that your educated guess?

<font color=goldenrod>Read it on the front page I believe. Sounds like something WWE would do though.</font>

[parkmania]

I know the edit function very well. I also know that I detest Miz with every fiber of my being. The sooner he leaves WWE the happier I'll be.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Probably whoever booked ECW.

[Xero]

He's going to the top within 2 years, lol.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I know the edit function very well. I also know that I detest Miz with every fiber of my being. The sooner he leaves WWE the happier I'll be.

Really? REALLY?

You should change your name to markmania. :wave:

[VSG]

Punk just took Matt's case over Myspace and Twitter :D

[Xero]

Truth wearing the Bret/Owen shirt.

[parkmania]

I just thought of something. Why would Daniel Bryan so blatantly give up a chance to force a match between himself and the Miz by winning the challenge?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why does Truth get that sweet t-shirt?

[parkmania]

Really? REALLY?

You should change your name to markmania. :wave:

With me, Miz has exceeded X-Pac heat. Knowing that he's in the main event tonight means I can turn the tv off 10 minutes sooner and not miss anything.

[Xero]

I think I realized where they might be going with Danielson. He's right now number one and acting like a cocky motherfucker. Losing all his challenges and not caring. They'll probably have him drop down to 7th place and he'll realize he needs to get serious, which he will and he'll start on a winning streak and caring about the competitions.

Or I could be completely wrong.

[Anybody Thrilla]

With me, Miz has exceeded X-Pac heat. Knowing that he's in the main event tonight means I can turn the tv off 10 minutes sooner and not miss anything.

But why?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think I realized where they might be going with Danielson. He's right now number one and acting like a cocky motherfucker. Losing all his challenges and not caring. They'll probably have him drop down to 7th place and he'll realize he needs to get serious, which he will and he'll start on a winning streak and caring about the competitions.

Or I could be completely wrong.

I said something like this last week.

[Xero]

Well then, I must be onto something if it's ABT approved.

[Xero]

If I were there I'd stall him. Make him replace it because it's wrinkled or something, and just keep doing it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let us join forces, Xero.

[Xero]

lol that kid. "Yeah boy"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do they have time for the rest of this retarded ass competition plus the main event?

[Xero]

Let us join forces, Xero.

:cool:

[parkmania]

I have never liked the Miz since his days playing Rikki Rachtman on Smackdown. I have never found anything he has said or done to be even remotely entertaining.

Plus, he's from Cleveland, I'm from Pittsburgh.

[parkmania]

Lol at Striker giving Darren Young a Heidenreich.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhhh. Explains so much.

That being said, fuck Pittsburgh. GO BENGALS!

[legendkillerRKO]

so gabriel prolly actually won but wwe was like no we need otunga to win this

[Xero]

"WWE should sell me, I'm the product"

[Xero]

I'M THE PRODUCT!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tarver's showing was my favorite, seeing as to how it wasn't 60 whole seconds.

[Xero]

If Brett DiBiase was in this he'd just buy them all himself.

[legendkillerRKO]

do tights have a back pocket?

[Anybody Thrilla]

do tights have a back pocket?

He was referring to his own ass crack.

[parkmania]

GO BENGALS!

They'll go the same as they usually do... right down the crapper.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/YipYipMartians.jpg

Yep Yep Yep

[Anybody Thrilla]

At least we made the playoffs last year and beat the Steelers twice. How's Big Ben doing, btw?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let's not forget about the University of Cincinnati making an epic comeback against the Pittsburgh Panthers this past season as well.

[parkmania]

Even a blind squirrel stumbles upon a nut once in a while.

As long as we get Ben to host parties at his place instead of going out, he'll be just fine.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So he can rape in the comfort of his own home? Good plan.

[legendkillerRKO]

Barrett: Give me a Coke!

Concession Server: Sir where are your clothes and why does this money smell like an asshole?

[parkmania]

But let's not forget about the NHL champion Penguins. They beat the Cincinnati S....

Oh, wait, Cincinnati doesn't have a NHL team.

[parkmania]

I definitely agree that "No means no", but if you go out wearing a name tag that says "D.T.F." (Down to Fuck) can you really say that you didn't expect something like that to happen?

[Anybody Thrilla]

But let's not forget about the NHL champion Penguins. They beat the Cincinnati S....

Oh, wait, Cincinnati doesn't have a NHL team.

:lol:

So what?

Also, I was there just two years ago when the Cincinnati Cycloes won the Kelly Cup. The ticket was seven bucks and they had beers for a dollar all season. I'll take that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I definitely agree that "No means no", but if you go out wearing a name tag that says "D.T.F." (Down to Fuck) can you really say that you didn't expect something like that to happen?

Can you really condone a rapist, though?

[legendkillerRKO]

I definitely agree that "No means no", but if you go out wearing a name tag that says "D.T.F." (Down to Fuck) can you really say that you didn't expect something like that to happen?

did it say D.T.F. right? not D.T.G.R. (down to get raped)

[VSG]

So what was the other promotion you mentioned earlier, Xero? NFL?

[parkmania]

How do you know he's a rapist? Were you there? No charges filed = NOT a rapist.


And Roger Goodell WAY overstepped his authority with the suspension, but the NFLPA are too big of pussies to take him to court.

[Xero]

So what was the other promotion you mentioned earlier, Xero? NFL?
ROH. Danielson.

:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

How do you know he's a rapist? Were you there? No charges filed = NOT a rapist.


And Roger Goodell WAY overstepped his authority with the suspension, but the NFLPA are too big of pussies to take him to court.

So OJ didn't do it either?

[legendkillerRKO]

lol i like how the cop that "lost" the security footage from Ben's raping quit the force a week later. Can someone say PAYOFF?

[Xero]

lol this.

[parkmania]

Either Big Show slipped, or they did a really good job with the makeup.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Either Big Show slipped, or they did a really good job with the makeup.

It did look like he caught him pretty good on Raw.

[Xero]

They have basically one minute.

[parkmania]

They have basically one minute.

And only used 30 seconds of it.

[Xero]

lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sick finisher

[parkmania]

I'm gone... g'night.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Later bro. Try not to rape anybody, even if they ask for it!

[VSG]

ROH. Danielson.

:shifty:

:nono:

[Xero]

WWE owes me. I got someone to watch.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gonna love to see the reaction here if Tarver beats Bryan next week, leaving Bryan as the only winless guy left heading into the Pro's Poll.</font>

[VSG]

I thought the pro's poll was next week? Or is it the week after?

[Evil Vito]

I thought the pro's poll was next week? Or is it the week after?

<font color=goldenrod>Week after.</font>

[What Would Kevin Do?]

<font color=goldenrod>Gonna love to see the reaction here if Tarver beats Bryan next week, leaving Bryan as the only winless guy left heading into the Pro's Poll.</font>

Like I said, I fully expect there to be a tie between Daniel and Tarver, forcing them to fight. At which point Bryan snaps and demolishes Tarver.

[Tazz Dan]

"He's a man
Such a man
He's a real
Real man's man"

From 0:30 onwards.

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[HurdyGurdy]

Either Big Show slipped, or they did a really good job with the makeup.

Was at the show, front row ringside. The Miz walked right by and his bruise looked sick and very real.

[VSG]

From 0:30 onwards.

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Did you just have a fight with Indifferent Clox and get your lips busted?