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[Providence Peep]

The Great Khali is wishing he could get over
CM Punk is addicted to competition
John Cena is slowly but surely learning a new move
Chavo Guerrero is still not Eddie
Scott Hall is three bottles deep in a six pack of NyQuil
John Morrison is turning down another autograph request
Mick Foley is falling off a roof somewhere...in (insert your hometown) *cheap pop*

[kareru]

Miz is awesome

[Xero]

I did this with tweets.

[Schlomey]

lame

[KayfabeMan]

VinceMcMahon is totally unsure of himself.

[KayfabeMan]

CurtHennig is dead and LOVING IT!

[Schlomey]

@kayfabeman you make doves cry when you talk like that

[Skippord]

ChrisBenoit is hanging out

there, now that's out of the way

[KayfabeMan]

you make doves cry when you talk like that

This is what it sounds like.....

http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prince-350x360.jpg

[Schlomey]

sexy

[Schlomey]

schlomey is at half mast

[KayfabeMan]

For real.

[KayfabeMan]

Oh, I thought you were at half mass.

Like, leaving church early cause you want to have sex and / or have explosive diarrhea.

[Schlomey]

yeah i had to google the phrase cuz i thought i was wrong immediately. Thanks for calling me out on it fucker. :)

[KayfabeMan]

I love you my friend.

Though not in a gay way, unless you want me to.

[Schlomey]

schlomey is mildly retarded.

[KayfabeMan]

I have also repped you, to show my forum-y love.

[Schlomey]

back at ya killer.





moving on....



Matt Stryker is at home working on pop culture references.


Jerry Lawler is avoiding Matt Stryker


Michael Cole is considering screaming out VINTAGE COLE after he masterbates.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol:

[McLegend]

VinceMcMahon is totally unsure of himself.

I find this one hilarious.

[The Franchise]

Speaking of Wrestlers and social networking sites...... THE IRON SHEIK recently responded to some fan on his twitter with:

@dannylohner where the party. are you the gay or man? are you the real or the fucking pussy? Show me respect or take fucking walk

[Schlomey]

John Cena wishes he would have eaten that roast beef sandwich before it got fired.

[KayfabeMan]

Mickie :drool:

[Schlomey]

Mickie James is facebook stalking John Cena....err umm...is looking for horseradish sauce.

[Schlomey]

Psycho Sid is in my easy chair straightening my hair.


Sgt. Slaughter is aging oddly

Bobby The Brain is convinced he could do better than Cole & Lawler with half a mouth


thats all the jokes

[McLegend]

John Cena wishes he would have eaten that roast beef sandwich before it got fired.

I think they went out at one point actually.

[Schlomey]

McLegend is learning how to take a joke

[McLegend]

McLegend is learning how to take a joke

I took the joke fine, Asshole.

I was merely stating he infact probably did take a bite out of that, damnit.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Chris Masters is loving his pectorals.

[glanville6]

Matt Hardy is out of action for a few weeks... maybe its time to check out that Arby's dollar menu

[Schlomey]

schlomey is stricken with guilt.




Triple H misses the torn meniscus feelin' in the mornin'

[The Franchise]

Kevin Nash is relaxin'

[Schlomey]

Syxx Pac is going to @Nash's house to mooch free beerz

[glanville6]

Hulk Hogan sometimes wonders if he is more dangerous holding the keys to a company or if his son is more dangerous with keys to a car : /

[legendkillerRKO]

Sheamus is getting copyrights to FELLA!

[DAMN iNATOR]

John Morrison is turning down another autograph request

Sour grapes?

[Xero]

The Iron Sheik FUCK YOU IN TEH ASS!

[Spaff]

schlomey is mildly retarded.

And a Jew. How do you get up in the mornings.

[Spaff]

I did this with tweets.

So

[Schlomey]

And a Jew. How do you get up in the mornings.


You MUST read my bi-weekly newsletter.

[Ermaximus]

Bret Hart is totally serious about David Arquette being the best WCW Champion ever.

Scott Stiener can't find his penis.

Kofi Kingston is glad "he's not Shelton." (Sorry TGS. :( )

[Xero]

Chris Benoit This profile does not exist.

[Schlomey]

The Great Khali is determined to be the next El Gigante.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Snitsky is wondering why everyone still thinks it was his fault. Well IT WASN'T!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rob Van Dam is getting high with Jeff Hardy. Cool, man! :cool:

[Poit]

Michael Cole is considering screaming out VINTAGE COLE after he masterbates.

:lol:

[Poit]

Ted Dibiase is stimulating your economy.

[Ermaximus]

Cody Rhodes would rather be playing Zelda than working a match against JTG.

[Schlomey]

Great Khali is getting fitted for his YET-TAY costume.

[parkmania]

The Miz is still picking his teeth up from the arena floor.
Shawn Michaels is not returning Dixie Carter's calls.
Mike Knox 's beard is auditioning for the role of Cousin It.
JTG is still getting used to this straightening iron.

[Schlomey]

Mike Knox got the shaft.










thats what she said.

[Ermaximus]

Dolph Ziggler is being summoned to Little People's Court.

[Nicky Fives]

Hulk Hogan is wondering what bullshit he can spread today.....

[Poit]

Vance Archer is wondering why he hasn't been future endeavored yet.

[tjmidnight420]

Orlando misses his man.

Ric Flair secretly does too.

[Vastardikai]

Justin Roberts still hates the 'Kai for insulting him at the Rental Counter that one time.

[parkmania]

Hurricane Helms is still waiting for the phone to ring.

[Ermaximus]

Paul Burchill is still waiting for the phone to ring.

[parkmania]

Better, Ermax.

[Ermaximus]

Better, Ermax.

:y:

[kareru]

Scott Hall Is going to fa psrty manm iill bre 6the onre therelollkjmin g likree elvios

[abec]

Mickie James is pigging out!
H. Finkel is enjoying this warm and....NEWWWW... spring morning.
HBK wonders if bret hart got the message of him leaving. I DONT WANNA WORK WITH YOU.
y2j wishes he could grow his hair would grow out.


Cody Rhodes would rather be playing Zelda than working a match against JTG.
Did you get this off his actual page lmao

[Fat Aaron]

Steve Austin just fought two sharks today.

[Poit]

H. Finkel is enjoying this warm and....NEWWWW... spring morning.

:y:

[Mooияakeя™]

Virgil is fucking bored



(this might need THE pic)

[tjmidnight420]

(this might need THE pic)

Definitely.

[Schlomey]

Dixie Carter can has Thursdays!!!

[tjmidnight420]

Dixie Carter is in over her head.

The X Division have their heads in.

[Ermaximus]

The Miz is suing Batista for stealing his material. REALLY? REALLY DAVE? You're trying to steal my material?

[tjmidnight420]

Hulk Hogan is crying because he got booted off Mondays.... again.

[tjmidnight420]

RVD got Hulk stoned, then laughed at him as he cried...

[tjmidnight420]

Jeff Hardy fears the cage.... and the shank.... and pent up hosses...

[Mooияakeя™]

Virgil is fucking bored

(this might need THE pic)

Definitely.


Virgil is fucking bored

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg

[Evolution]

Ken Anderson ........ANDERSON!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

eve torres accepted my friend request

[KIRA]

John Cena....is applying his Darren Young makeup for tonights NXT taping

[Mooияakeя™]

Dave Batista is replacing the batteries in his joypad again.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

rosa mendes, victoria, melina and natalya accepted my friend requests

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

the glamazon beth phoenix confirmed my friend request on facebook

[tjmidnight420]

eve torres accepted my friend request

rosa mendes, victoria, melina and natalya accepted my friend requests

the glamazon beth phoenix confirmed my friend request on facebook


... I'm not so sure you're getting it.

[Schlomey]

Chyna is out getting "manscaped"

[Schlomey]

Bob Barker spayed and nuetered his Horsnwoggle.

[tjmidnight420]

Bob Darker is still hurting from that RKO. :shifty:

[tjmidnight420]

Dixie Carter's actual status message on Facebook today:
Dixie Carter President of TNA Wrestling (http://www.facebook.com/TNADixie) If you are not a Neilsen ratings reporter, you can still help TNA's ratings by recording iMPACT! on your DVR and watching it within 3 days. Every one of you who do that will be counted.

Sounds desperate.

[Schlomey]

desperate and kinda sad.

[Madness42]

Hulk Hogan is helping Dixie Carter squeeze blood from a stone. Things are going better than usual!

[Schlomey]

Dixie Carter is currently sexing the Spike execs

[Rev. Hallowell]

Abyss went from Knock-off Kane to Knock-off Hulk Hogan. Tune in to see what I do next if you smell what Abyss is cookin'

Bret Hart is wondering when I wore yellow tights.

Booker T is lurnin the fasebuk good

[parkmania]

Bret Hart is doing WHAT next Monday???

Gregory Helms is still waiting for that phone call from Dixie.

Batista is wondering if Smallville will ever let him do a follow-up episode.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Samoa Joe is about to go Nation of Violence at KFC, Taco Bell, Burger King, Long John Silvers, White Castle...

Dwayne Johnson watching Tooth Fairy, wondering when my acting career went down the people's crapper.

Dixie Carter I'm not dead, that's another Dixie Carter.

Edge Rated PG sex machine? Dammit.

Awesome Kong back to being just plain old Oprah.

[Schlomey]

Dixie Carter joined the facebook group "I Bet TNA Can Get More Fans Than Pro-Cancer"

[Xero]

Dixie Carter likes Thursday Night
Dixie Carter is no longer friends with Bubba the Love Sponge
Dixie Carter likes 8PM
Dixie Carter likes Basketball Sucks
Dixie Carter thinks the ratings are good
Dixie Carter likes Monday Nights
Dixie Carter likes Spike TV
Dixie Carter is attending TNA Press Conference at MSG
Dixie Carter is now friends with Eric Bischoff
Dixie Carter is now friends with Hulk Hogan
Dixie Carter likes Death of WCW
Dixie Carter thinks Thursday Nights suck.
Dixie Carter likes The Monday Night Wars DVD
Dixie Carter likes WrestleCrap: The Very Worst in Professional Wrestling
Dixie Carter likes The WrestleCrap Book of Lists

[Providence Peep]

Dixie Carter belongs in a kitchen.

[Vastardikai]

Ken Anderson drives really slow in the ultra-fast lane

[Schlomey]

Abyss joined the group: "Is it rape when you won her fair and square?"