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Swiss Ultimate
05-03-2010, 02:40 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

DAMN iNATOR
05-03-2010, 02:47 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

John Cena, being the gentleman that he is, helps Carlito back into the ring.

Xero
05-03-2010, 03:08 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
Invisible Stevie Richards with the Double Hip Toss assist!

Xero
05-03-2010, 03:13 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

The giant Terminator reached out in an attempt to finish off John Cena once and for all.

Swiss Ultimate
05-03-2010, 03:20 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

The giant Terminator reached out in an attempt to finish off John Cena once and for all.

Vince'd still make him no-sell the attack.

Ermaximus
05-03-2010, 04:08 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

Pictoral evidence of the exact moment that Darren Young split off of John Cena and became his own entity.

Schlomey
05-03-2010, 04:17 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

CARLITO ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT UP IN A FREAK YMCA DANCE INCIDENT.

FourFifty
05-03-2010, 07:36 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
When extreme high fives go horribly wrong- Next of Fox!

Swiss Ultimate
05-03-2010, 08:35 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
Cena celebrates the news that he's the company's new "Austin". Carlito celebrates that he still has a job. Both celebrate in the form of a hip toss.

DRBailey
05-03-2010, 09:14 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

Carlito wasn't sure Cena understood his request to help him get over

Madness42
05-04-2010, 02:27 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
Celebrating his win, Cena runs around the ring pretending to be an airplane! Carlito hooks on for a ride!

tjmidnight420
05-04-2010, 02:30 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
I said suck it! Get your ass down there!

The Jayman
05-04-2010, 02:47 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

John Cena and Justin Guarini on the next Dancing With the Stars

Schlomey
05-04-2010, 04:05 PM
I win this thread so far fellas.

Vastardikai
05-04-2010, 04:16 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

Carlito: "His Time John is Cena"? What the fuck does that even mean?

John: Who knows? I just smile and go along with him.

Perry Saturn
05-04-2010, 11:22 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

The cameraman filming what he assumes is the worst gay porno of all time

Lock Jaw
05-05-2010, 02:20 AM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg
Old Spice: For When You Have a Man-Sized Underarm Smell

Volare
05-05-2010, 03:02 PM
http://john-cena.net/pictures/john-cena-18.jpg

The camera man is in awe that Cena is performing a half-assed wrestling maneuver.

FourFifty
05-05-2010, 05:33 PM
Okay, changing the pic here!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png

BigDaddyCool
05-05-2010, 05:36 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png
Luke Gallows: OH MY GOD! MARK IS EATING PUNKS FOOT!!!!

tjmidnight420
05-05-2010, 05:43 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png
Mark: I thought you were straight edge?

VSG
05-05-2010, 05:53 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png

In Soviet WWE, Henry wears red and Punk does the Cossack dance!

Volare
05-05-2010, 05:59 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png


In a last ditch effort to make Mark Henry happy, CM Punk offers his leg so Henry can have a snack.

Lock Jaw
05-05-2010, 06:20 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png
CM Punk says NO to Kool-Aid

Razzamajazz
05-05-2010, 06:26 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png

My balls, LOOK AT THEM

Vastardikai
05-05-2010, 06:27 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png

CM: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! gotacrampgotacrampgotacramp!

FourFifty
05-05-2010, 06:58 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png
And after seeing this botched powerbomb both Holly and Lesnar giggled slightly... then Lesnar are Holly.

Cool King
05-05-2010, 07:14 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png

I know Punk is supposed to be an evil leader, but is the Goose-Stepping really necessary?

Ermaximus
05-06-2010, 10:19 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png


Henry: "I thought you were straight edge?"

Punk: "Straight edge just means I don't drink or do drugs you silly goose."

Gallows: "Man, I stopped my gimmick as a retard for this gay shit?"

Schlomey
05-06-2010, 01:17 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNeQ8Obr1X0/S0T4BeDs92I/AAAAAAAACBI/-Rt6qqsOPlo/s320/ECW+CM+Punk+Mark+Henry.png


Stretching before auditions of the lastest WWE live action play : Swan Lake & Kool-Aid Man

Swiss Ultimate
05-06-2010, 02:00 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
New picture.

Xero
05-06-2010, 02:04 PM
<div style="float:right"><img src="http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100" style="float:right;height:108px;width:162px;padding:0">
A Senile Man.</div>
se·nile /ˈsinaɪl, -nɪl, ˈsɛnaɪl/ Show Spelled[see-nahyl, -nil, sen-ahyl]

–adjective
1. showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, esp. short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.

2. of or belonging to old age or aged persons; gerontological; geriatric.

3. Physical Geography. (of topographical features) having been reduced by erosion to a featureless plain that stands everywhere at base level.Compare peneplain.

–noun
4. a senile person.

VSG
05-06-2010, 05:28 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', wheelchair riding, jet crawling, WWE HoF ring-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ermaximus
05-06-2010, 05:56 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Here is Chelsea modeling the new Spring collection from the TNA fashion line. For every $25 you spend on TNA clothing, you'll get a free washed up wrestler with purchase! Order now!

The Jayman
05-06-2010, 05:59 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Chelsea: "God I wish this old fucker would get a hoveround."

Swiss Ultimate
05-07-2010, 01:23 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
Next

Schlomey
05-07-2010, 01:24 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
I fucked Nigel McGuinness to get THIS job!?

tjmidnight420
05-07-2010, 01:29 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
I fucked Nigel McGuinness to get THIS job!?

:shifty:

BigDaddyCool
05-07-2010, 01:30 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
Next

Wait...is this WCW?

Ermaximus
05-07-2010, 01:32 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Hogan gives his reaction to the fans wanting him to fucking go away and never come back to TNA.

The Jayman
05-07-2010, 01:47 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Hogan gives his thumbs up for liking the idea of him in a wheelchair

Abyss is thinking Hogan's shoes are just terrible

VSG
05-07-2010, 01:49 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

The black man in the audience gives Hogan the traditional Nation of Domination sign, signalling its time Hogan came out of the white closet.

VSG
05-07-2010, 01:50 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Hogan advertises Nike joggers by being carried around in a wheelchair!

Swiss Ultimate
05-07-2010, 02:02 PM
Hogan has never been very, shall we say, conservative on fashion. However this level of tackiness is a little discomforting.

Swiss Ultimate
05-08-2010, 02:11 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Xero
05-08-2010, 02:14 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg
Steiner (Thinking): Wish my balls weren't the size of ions...

Vastardikai
05-08-2010, 07:40 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Stacy: (To herself) I did remember to wear underwear, right? Oh well, what's the worst that can happen?

Xero
05-08-2010, 07:41 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg
Steiner: FUCK YOU! HUH!? HUH!?
Stacy: lol

DAMN iNATOR
05-08-2010, 09:42 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_3358.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
New picture.

"Nature Boy" gives new meaning to the "wheelin'" in his "wheelin'-dealin', kiss-stealin', stylin 'n profilin' son of a gun!" catchphrase.

DAMN iNATOR
05-08-2010, 09:44 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
Next

Hogan: Man, why the hell does Flair get all the girls?
Abyss: 'Cause he doesn't wear lame-ass yellow and red shoes and stupid bandanas.

DAMN iNATOR
05-08-2010, 09:48 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Steiner: You're it!
Stacy (thinking): God, I hope Adam isn't watching this...

FourFifty
05-08-2010, 10:40 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Nope, no matter how you put your thumbs, Hogan is still a tool.

FourFifty
05-08-2010, 10:42 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
Hogan: That's right, Brother! Here in TNA we have the brother of the Undertaker himself, Kane! And he's pushing me in a wheelchair!
Abyss: :(

VSG
05-08-2010, 11:18 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

For a change, my caption will be a video:-

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Igui65gY5M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Igui65gY5M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Oooh yeah! Dig it, yeah!

Brigstocke
05-09-2010, 04:03 AM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Stacy, I told you that cumstain would never come out.

Madness42
05-09-2010, 11:25 AM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg
Thanks, my ass has been itching all day.

Schlomey
05-09-2010, 11:34 AM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Fdestinationx&i=img_4465.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

SHOCKING NEWS! HULK HOGAN DIES IN RING. WRESTLERS DON'T NOTICE AT FIRST. WAIT TILL RIGER MORTIS SETS IN BEFORE REMOVING BODY!

Xero
05-09-2010, 11:37 AM
LOL

Schlomey
05-09-2010, 11:38 AM
Dude in the blue shirt tried to start a typical 80's slow clap...but nobody else cared.

Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2010, 02:47 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg

Xero
05-09-2010, 02:48 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg

The Unholy Alliance was victorious, as always.

FourFifty
05-09-2010, 03:13 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg

Much like creative, I've got nothing.

VSG
05-09-2010, 03:16 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg

The PG answer to:-
http://wmdeez.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/chris-benoit-suicide-eddie-guerrero-dies-of-heart-failure.jpg

Xero
05-09-2010, 03:16 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg
Cena: Please, Dave, no more fingering your belly button...
Batista: BUT MY TATTOO MAKES IT LOOK LIKE AN A-
Cena: WE KNOW!

Schlomey
05-09-2010, 03:20 PM
The ONLY thing I see in that picture is Batistas gay belly button tattoo. Sorry fellas.

VSG
05-09-2010, 03:21 PM
Is it just me or does Cena's left arm look like it has a stethoscope inserted in it?

Schlomey
05-09-2010, 03:22 PM
I see a Twizzler not a stethoscope.

Xero
05-09-2010, 03:23 PM
It's a wishbone!

VSG
05-09-2010, 03:25 PM
Its a twisted swiss army blade, for the unexpected blood show.

Xero
05-09-2010, 03:30 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/nobenoit.jpg

VSG
05-09-2010, 03:37 PM
Lol now THAT is a worthy pic for this thread.

Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2010, 04:16 PM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Batista&Cena1.jpg

The WWE shows off their new progressive attitude with the joining in matrimony of two of it's brightest stars.

Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2010, 04:25 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/nobenoit.jpg

Greatness.

Schlomey
05-09-2010, 04:47 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/nobenoit.jpg

I CAN HAS TITLE?!

Brigstocke
05-09-2010, 05:17 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/nobenoit.jpg

Worlds best ever magic eye picture.

Pretty sure I can see Chyna raping a cameramans ass in there.

Xero
05-09-2010, 05:39 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/stacysteiner.jpg

Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2010, 05:49 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/stacysteiner.jpg

He really is the Genetic Freak.

Swiss Ultimate
05-10-2010, 12:01 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

The Jayman
05-10-2010, 12:07 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Storm: "Hold still dammit. I am trying to find the wound for you."

Ermaximus
05-10-2010, 12:08 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg
When "Scratch and Sniff" goes terribly wrong.

The Jayman
05-10-2010, 12:09 PM
http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Steiner: "Holy shit her ass is real."

Ermaximus
05-10-2010, 12:14 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

RVD: "Dude, you may think you're Mike Knox, but your beard will NEVER be as awesome as his, dude."

Storm: "SHUT UP!" *starts to cry*

VSG
05-10-2010, 12:39 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Shampoo your hair once in a while, RVD, I lost the blade in there!

Xero
05-10-2010, 01:40 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Storm: Told you she was on her period...

BillyBonez
05-10-2010, 02:33 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

RVD : *slurp slurp*

Storm : Wrong way man, my crotch is over here

Next Big Thing
05-10-2010, 03:11 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Now you see why I told you not to hang out with Jake Roberts and Tully Blanchard before our match.

Swiss Ultimate
05-10-2010, 03:40 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

The Jayman
05-10-2010, 03:42 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

Sheamus: "So I grabbed the fella like this."

Guy: "mummmph murphumm muphummm."

VSG
05-10-2010, 03:52 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

White meets White in a ceremonial greeting.

Ermaximus
05-10-2010, 04:27 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg
Sheamus: "You're gettin lait tonoight fella!"
Camerman: (Muffled) "How do you know that?"
Sheamus: "Because I'm stronger than you fella!"

Xero
05-10-2010, 05:25 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg
Xero texting MC from the stands: Yeah, he's beating up a camera man... All he does is beat up jobbers...

This is based on a true story.

DAMN iNATOR
05-10-2010, 05:29 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

(Storm blasts RVD over the head with a beer bottle...)

Storm: BEER!...

RVD: ...nah, man it tastes like Cherry Kool-Aid to me.

DAMN iNATOR
05-10-2010, 05:32 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg
HEIDENRAPE 2: GINGERRAPE
Coming soon to an arena near you!

FourFifty
05-10-2010, 07:33 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg
And somewhere in Texas most of the VonErichs are rolling in their graves at the botched Claw hold.

Vastardikai
05-10-2010, 07:53 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

James Storm is the worst hair stylist EVER.

Vastardikai
05-10-2010, 07:54 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

Sheamus wows the crowd with his impression of the Tremors from Smokin' Aces.

Xero
05-10-2010, 07:54 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

The Wet Willy-Suck My Thumb combo was a flop.

Xero
05-10-2010, 07:58 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
Everyone knew TNA was trying too hard when they pulled out the scale model of Nakatomi Plaza for their set.

Schlomey
05-10-2010, 08:58 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

Sheamus' New Gimmick: TAN ENVY HEEL. Grabs darker skinned individuals by the throat to steal their pigment.

KIRA
05-10-2010, 09:12 PM
[3062130]http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg

Oi! wer yeu tha ballsoc that kept culling me Casper?

cameraman:humnnn hummnn?

I can't understand you yer ladyship, speak up fella!

Volare
05-10-2010, 09:17 PM
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/Sheamus.jpg



You sure do have a pretty mouth, Fella!

Lock Jaw
05-11-2010, 01:04 AM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6590.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

This is what you get for refusing the Matt Hardy diet!

FourFifty
05-11-2010, 01:07 AM
On another note- When did James Storm start to look like all the useless pieces of Mike Knox?

Swiss Ultimate
05-11-2010, 12:24 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6926.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Swiss Ultimate
05-12-2010, 11:10 AM
http://www.wrestlingrespect.com/images/20081115-chikara02.jpg

The Jayman
05-12-2010, 11:12 AM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6926.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

When a simple hug is taken to the extreme

The Jayman
05-12-2010, 11:14 AM
http://www.wrestlingrespect.com/images/20081115-chikara02.jpg

"c'mon, c'mon" *fart* "ahhh that's better"

Ermaximus
05-12-2010, 11:16 AM
http://www.wrestlingrespect.com/images/20081115-chikara02.jpg

Welcome everyone to the TNA Future Talent Outreach program!!!

The Jayman
05-12-2010, 11:18 AM
the guy in the corner looks like a future TNA World Heavyweight Champion

Xero
05-12-2010, 11:19 AM
http://www.wrestlingrespect.com/images/20081115-chikara02.jpg
Clox's selling isn't that bad you guys. He just took a Powerbomb here.

Vastardikai
05-12-2010, 02:36 PM
http://www.wrestlingrespect.com/images/20081115-chikara02.jpg

Tonight, in front of a crowd of 5: NSB (Narcoleptic Sleep-Boxer) makes his debut!

Swiss Ultimate
05-13-2010, 06:17 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/BigShowwinsagain.jpg

Xero
05-13-2010, 06:38 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6926.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100
The X Pac sucking effect was in full force.

Swiss Ultimate
05-13-2010, 10:23 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/BigShowwinsagain.jpg

"I don't even have to exercise."

Lock Jaw
05-13-2010, 11:00 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6926.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Super Saiyan... FOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!!

VSG
05-13-2010, 11:39 PM
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/zp-core/i.php?a=pay-per-view-photos%2F2010-ppvs%2Flockdown&i=img_6926.jpg&s=650&cw=&ch=&q=100

Who needs Shelton in TNA when I can hit the paydirt too?

Swiss Ultimate
05-16-2010, 11:31 AM
http://www.gumgod.com/images/mike_sdwarrior_hogan1.jpg

Xero
05-16-2010, 11:33 AM
http://www.gumgod.com/images/mike_sdwarrior_hogan1.jpg
Earl: I dunno, Hulk, he's offering to sell his for $300... Even though this is the world title, I don't think I can swing $28,354...

Schlomey
05-16-2010, 06:55 PM
ala Mallrats, the fellas in the ring try and decipher the Magic Eye picture on Warriors chest:

http://www.gumgod.com/images/mike_sdwarrior_hogan1.jpg

Hebner: " I see a Schooner"
Hulk: "I see a sailboat"
Warrior: " A schooner is a sailboat, asshole!"


HULK: *points* YOUUUUUUU

Xero
05-17-2010, 12:22 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/larryz-main.jpg

Lock Jaw
05-17-2010, 12:31 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/larryz-main.jpg

OOH EEE, OOH AH AH! CHING, CHANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

Schlomey
05-17-2010, 12:45 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/larryz-main.jpg

This is me at a 6...You don't want to see me get to 10!

Swiss Ultimate
05-17-2010, 04:18 PM
http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder24700/img7267483.jpg

Vastardikai
05-17-2010, 05:28 PM
http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder24700/img7267483.jpg

Jeff: Time to huff this can of spray paint and call it "art!"

The Jayman
05-17-2010, 05:39 PM
http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder24700/img7267483.jpg

http://www.robgranito.com/content/paintings/green-goblin.jpg

"What the hell does he think he's doing?!!"

VSG
05-17-2010, 08:05 PM
http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder24700/img7267483.jpg

Now no one's gonna figure out where I hid those drugs.

Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 08:43 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nSeGi6OrvM/SX0Y71pTKDI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/mpPVSKO8mFE/s400/6.jpg

The MAC
05-18-2010, 10:25 AM
Hogan: Yeehaa, I always wanted to be a cowboy!

Mr. T : fuck, racism is alive and well, I gotta carry this crackers ass all over the show!

Xero
05-18-2010, 10:32 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nSeGi6OrvM/SX0Y71pTKDI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/mpPVSKO8mFE/s400/6.jpg

Hulk Hogan and Mr T, the John Cena and Darren Young of 1985.

Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 12:19 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nSeGi6OrvM/SX0Y71pTKDI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/mpPVSKO8mFE/s400/6.jpg
Mr. T: Now I'm going to invent the "Attitude Adjuster" on your ass, fool!
Hogan: TAXI!

VSG
05-18-2010, 01:04 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nSeGi6OrvM/SX0Y71pTKDI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/mpPVSKO8mFE/s400/6.jpg

Ali looks at the guy getting squashed by Mr T and thinks "I pity the fool!"

Ermaximus
05-19-2010, 01:30 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/photos/14491230/14491262/NXT_013_Photo_045.jpg

Danielson: "Where's my money you fucking bitch?"

Cole: "Ahhh. Matthews has it in his underwear!"

Matthews: "You're a fucking liar and a fairy Cole! Curb stomp that piece of shit Bryan!"

Striker: (singing to himself) "Put your hands in my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts!"

Swiss Ultimate
05-19-2010, 01:33 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/photos/14491230/14491262/NXT_013_Photo_045.jpg

"Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme at this mother- whoa, is that your dick?"

The Jayman
05-19-2010, 01:49 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/photos/14491230/14491262/NXT_013_Photo_045.jpg

Striker: "Bryan stop it! You are going to make me piss my pa......Damn it!!"

Swiss Ultimate
05-19-2010, 02:42 PM
<a href='http://cheezburger.com/View/3542733312'><!--linkimage--><img src='http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187644130708456.jpg' id='_r_a_3542733312' title='Untitled' alt='Untitled' /><!--/linkimage--></a>

Schlomey
05-19-2010, 02:42 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/photos/14491230/14491262/NXT_013_Photo_045.jpg

Vintage mud-hole stompin!

Swiss Ultimate
05-19-2010, 02:59 PM
<a href='http://cheezburger.com/View/3542800640'><!--linkimage--><img src='http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187654810308055.jpg' id='_r_a_3542800640' title='Breaking News - You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!' alt='Breaking News - You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!' /><!--/linkimage--></a>

Swiss Ultimate
05-19-2010, 03:03 PM
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/isaac-yankem.jpg

VSG
05-19-2010, 03:24 PM
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/isaac-yankem.jpg
With teeth like that, a mask is better- Especially if you had a dentist gimmick.

kareru
05-19-2010, 03:27 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/photos/14491230/14491262/NXT_013_Photo_045.jpg

Striker: OK! THAT'S ENOUGH BRYAN

Danielson: I HAVE UNTIL FIVE!!!!

Swiss Ultimate
05-20-2010, 12:32 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg

Xero
05-20-2010, 01:31 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg
"Whoever you are, whatever you do, don't try this at home..."
Benoit: Hmmmmmm...

VSG
05-20-2010, 01:36 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg

Might as well flex my triceps and show that pussy Taker I am better than him. BOOYA!

Xero
05-20-2010, 01:38 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg
Auto-Eroitic Asphyxiation Services, LTD. We take your breath away!

kareru
05-20-2010, 01:47 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg

ok taker, cut the rope when i cum

Xero
05-20-2010, 02:00 PM
_________________________________http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/04fa6fc3.jpg

Ermaximus
05-20-2010, 02:11 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/02/takervsbossman1.jpg

DaveBrawl83 is not impressed.

Swiss Ultimate
05-20-2010, 02:21 PM
http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sabu.jpg

The Jayman
05-20-2010, 02:31 PM
http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sabu.jpg

Test: "I am so fucked"

Swiss Ultimate
05-21-2010, 09:08 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/e/edge/32.jpg

Swiss Ultimate
05-22-2010, 12:30 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/e/edge/32.jpg

The day Triple H (lower left corner) decided he wanted to play a vampire in Blade 3.

Swiss Ultimate
05-22-2010, 09:34 PM
http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sabu.jpg

Retired, TNA and TNA/Dead...

Swiss Ultimate
05-22-2010, 09:35 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/larryz-main.jpg
Hurry, before my Viagra wears off!

Xero
05-22-2010, 09:39 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/e/edge/32.jpg
*St. Jimmy posts a thread*
Juan: NO YOU DON'T! *Flying thread closedline*

Swiss Ultimate
05-23-2010, 01:58 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_wcjPZ-qJFvE/SCbgbBqEA1I/AAAAAAAACms/eW6qLKbvCcY/s400/rockbottom.jpg

Lock Jaw
05-23-2010, 02:08 PM
Thought that was Ted DiBiase at first glance, and I was all "EHHH?!! When did this happen?!"

Swiss Ultimate
05-23-2010, 02:24 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_wcjPZ-qJFvE/SCbgbBqEA1I/AAAAAAAACms/eW6qLKbvCcY/s400/rockbottom.jpg
"This is to prepare you for your matches with Cena, it's for your own good."

Swiss Ultimate
05-23-2010, 07:15 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/e/edge/32.jpg
*St. Jimmy posts a thread*
Juan: NO YOU DON'T! *Flying thread closedline*
We have a winner.

Swiss Ultimate
05-24-2010, 11:21 AM
http://sassafrasjunction.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hulk-hogan-pastamania-712484.jpg

Swiss Ultimate
05-25-2010, 01:32 PM
http://sassafrasjunction.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hulk-hogan-pastamania-712484.jpg
Now with steroids!

Schlomey
05-25-2010, 03:28 PM
http://sassafrasjunction.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hulk-hogan-pastamania-712484.jpg
Steraroidios

Swiss Ultimate
05-26-2010, 01:17 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6929/0arobvandamcy5.jpg

Ermaximus
05-26-2010, 02:29 PM
Voice Over Guy: "What happens when you combine professional wrestling with song and dance?"

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6929/0arobvandamcy5.jpg

"Coming soon to a town near you! Call and order your tickets today!"

Lock Jaw
05-26-2010, 02:38 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6929/0arobvandamcy5.jpg

Falcon... KICK!!