Schlomey 2k - aka How Zeeboe Got His Groove Back

[Schlomey]

First of all I would like to thank everyone here. Without you I would not come here every day to shoot the shit.

I am going to do some lists. First a FAVORITE POSTERS list:

1. Triple Naitch - granted we haven't really spoken in a little while he was my first real buddy on the boards.

2. Ermaximus - He is very classy and easy to converse with. He also has very good taste in who he enjoys. Also very articulate and not a mong.

3. Zeeboe & HBPunk - I love underdogs. I do not always agree with these fellows but neither offend me in the least. Zeeb and I share a foot fetish (granted that sick fuck takes it to a whole different level!) & HBPunk reps me sweet nothings every day. Nice fellows.

4. Xero - Amazing thread creator and all around nice guy. Hey there fella.

5. BigDaddyCool - He hates me ...or at least he did...But personally I love his grumpy posting style and his non wrestling threads.

6. DeathToTheSwiss - Another good thread creator. We don't interact very often but that isn't enough for me not to include him.

7. Screech - comon...how can ANYONE not love screech!?

8. Guru Dave - Such a nice and smart fella. Easy to talk to.

9. Anybody Thrilla - A fella Ohioan who keeps it real. I don't always agree with you but at least your not a total cock about it :)

10. McLegend - I'm new to this guy so here is an honorable mention for not sucking :)



NOW ON TO TOP 10 WWE WRESTLERS AT THE TIME OF THIS THREAD:

1. CM Punk
2. Chris Jericho
3. the Miz
4. Jack Swagger
5. Sheamus
6. Rey Mysterio
7. HHH
8. Dolph Ziggler
9. Big Show
10. Hart Dynasty

TOP 10 TNA WRESTLERS AT THE TIME OF THIS THREAD:

1. Motor City Machine Guns
2. Kurt Angle
3. Mr. Anderson
4. Jeff Hardy
5. AJ Styles
6. Rob Van Dam
7. The Pope
8. Brian Kendrick
9. Amazing Red
10. Generation Me





At this time i would once again like to thank everyone for keeping me occupied on a daily basis.

It has been a pleasure meeting/chatting with all of you.



Love, Hugs, Kisses & Quick Fucks,

Schlomey from Ohio:wave:

[Ermaximus]

Rock on good sir. Always rock on!

[Zeeboe]

:lol: Explain to me please how I can take it to another level if you don't mind.

[tjmidnight420]

First a FAVORITE POSTERS list:

1. Triple Naitch - granted we haven't really spoken in a little while he was my first real buddy on the boards.

2. Ermaximus - He is very classy and easy to converse with. He also has very good taste in who he enjoys. Also very articulate and not a mong.

3. Zeeboe & HBPunk - I love underdogs. I do not always agree with these fellows but neither offend me in the least. Zeeb and I share a foot fetish (granted that sick fuck takes it to a whole different level!) & HBPunk reps me sweet nothings every day. Nice fellows.

4. Xero - Amazing thread creator and all around nice guy. Hey there fella.

5. BigDaddyCool - He hates me ...or at least he did...But personally I love his grumpy posting style and his non wrestling threads.

6. DeathToTheSwiss - Another good thread creator. We don't interact very often but that isn't enough for me not to include him.

7. Screech - comon...how can ANYONE not love screech!?

8. Guru Dave - Such a nice and smart fella. Easy to talk to.

9. Anybody Thrilla - A fella Ohioan who keeps it real. I don't always agree with you but at least your not a total cock about it :)

10. McLegend - I'm new to this guy so here is an honorable mention for not sucking :)

NOW ON TO TOP 10 WWE WRESTLERS AT THE TIME OF THIS THREAD:

1. CM Punk
2. Chris Jericho
3. the Miz
4. Jack Swagger
5. Sheamus
6. Rey Mysterio
7. HHH
8. Dolph Ziggler
9. Big Show
10. Hart Dynasty

TOP 10 TNA WRESTLERS AT THE TIME OF THIS THREAD:

1. Motor City Machine Guns
2. Kurt Angle
3. Mr. Anderson
4. Jeff Hardy
5. AJ Styles
6. Rob Van Dam
7. The Pope
8. Brian Kendrick
9. Amazing Red
10. Generation Me

Congrats on your 2K fella, and I agree with everything in bold above. To the posters that aren't bold, I have nothing against you, we just don't have much interaction. To Punk: You get the bold even though we don't exactly get along, and I don't really like your troll posting style. I can't get over the fact that there seems to be underlying intelligence there.

[Schlomey]

:lol: Explain to me please how I can take it to another level if you don't mind.

That one time when you explained to me how your "fetish" came about. Totally weirded me out to be honest. But I respect any man who is not ashamed to admit what they like. Takes balls to do so when something is not considered to be "mainstream" or largely socially excepted.

For that i say KUDOS.

[Schlomey]

I agree with everything in bold, and congrats on your 2k, fella.



Rey Mysterio has NEVER been on any of my top lists. But THIS YEAR he has been really fun to watch. I really thought his RAW run the year before was miserable. He did nothing but fight big guys in basically the same match over and over. This year he fought Undertaker at RR to a great match, looked awesome at the Elim. Chamber & really rocked this Punk feud.


Oh and on Dolph...I really liked him at first...then stopped caring about him totally after he lost to Morrison for the 30th time in a row...But I'm really digging this sleeper hold business. He actually got a good match out of Khali there at the end. It was crazy that I actually dug that match.

[jskinnyg]

Schlomey... You sir are an Official Badass... Love your posts bro...

[jskinnyg]

And your avatar scares me... heh...

[Schlomey]

Thank you. And your avatar officially is awesome.

[Xero]

Congrats, fella. :y:

[tjmidnight420]

And your avatar scares me... heh...

Thank you. And your avatar officially is awesome.

Agreed on both points.:y:

[Schlomey]

cool i finally got my 5th green rep bar. I thought I was going to be stuck at four forever. Seems like I got repped 90 times before it changed. Pretty soon I'll have Triple A's ass kicked. Watch out Sunshine I'm comin' for ya.

[Ruien]

You joined this year, I joined in 05. How do you have more post than me? :(

[Ruien]

AND you have as many green bars as me!!!!

[Schlomey]

I have no idea who you are. I assume I have more rep than you because I am a better poster. As to why I have this many posts it is because the masses demand their daily dose of Schlomey. I can't help that. :P

[Schlomey]

oh fuck I forgot Jeritron! How could i list my favorite posters and not include him? he is just about as good as anybody in the W-Land forums.

[screech]

Atta boy :y:

[Zeeboe]

This is very computer nerdish. Giving congrats because of his number of posts....

No disrespect intended Schlomey. If it makes you happy.

[screech]

Weren't you banned at your own request? Why are you still here?

[tjmidnight420]

Weren't you banned at your own request? Why are you still here?

[Ruien]

How low can you go?

[Ruien]

I want to make a 2k post thread damnit.

[screech]

I'd congratulate you.

[Zeeboe]

Weren't you banned at your own request? Why are you still here?

They don't want me to go.

[Triple Naitch]

Honored to be #1. Thanks, buddy. :wave:

[Schlomey]

Zeeb. You are not a very liked fella around here. The fact that I chose to include you on my list should have made you sit back and think before posting anything negative in my thread. I didn't take it as disrespectful but it's pretty obvious this is all in good fun....Why rock the boat!?



And Trip Naitch you are welcome fella.

[Sixx]

Congrats, jew.

[Schlomey]

Yea you also should be on my list. damn you for not being onilne and on my mind at the time this started.


SIXX

[Sixx]

It's cool, just busting your balls.

[Tazz Dan]

I was going to pos rep and congratulate you, but since you left me off your list you can get fucked.

[Tazz Dan]

Yea you also should be on my list. damn you for not being onilne and on my mind at the time this started.


SIXX

Ya know, you can edit your post. ;)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Congrats, man. :)

[Zeeboe]

Zeeb. You are not a very liked fella around here. The fact that I chose to include you on my list should have made you sit back and think before posting anything negative in my thread. I didn't take it as disrespectful but it's pretty obvious this is all in good fun....Why rock the boat!?



And Trip Naitch you are welcome fella.

If I was liked, THEN I'd seriously consider offing myself. Can't get any more sad then being a popular computer nerd. :n:

Anyhow, I am not trying to rock your boat. I'm going. Have fun. I'm sure this is a great moment for you. It brought tears to my eyes, & goosebumps to my arms when you chose to include me in your speech. I feel so cool now. Two thousand post on a message board. Wow. So amazing. Are you and your family gonna have a big BBQ dinner for this next weekend to celebrate? You should. :)

[Schlomey]

WTF

[Schlomey]

Ya know, you can edit your post. ;)



Yeah tazdan got the shaft too. My memory sucks but you should also be nestled towards the top.

[Ermaximus]

Don't worry Tazz Dan, Schlomey is a firm backer in the TD4M campaign.

[The Jayman]

What? No love from Schlomey? I'm heartbroken....

congrats fella. keep up the good work

[tjmidnight420]

If I was liked, THEN I'd seriously consider offing myself. Can't get any more sad then being a popular computer nerd. :n:

Anyhow, I am not trying to rock your boat. I'm going. Have fun. I'm sure this is a great moment for you. It brought tears to my eyes, & goosebumps to my arms when you chose to include me in your speech. I feel so cool now. Two thousand post on a message board. Wow. So amazing. Are you and your family gonna have a big BBQ dinner for this next weekend to celebrate? You should. :)

You're such an ass Zeeboe. Let the man have his moment.

[screech]

He's upset that no one visited his 2000 post thread.

[Schlomey]

What? No love from Schlomey? I'm heartbroken....

congrats fella. keep up the good work


Whenever I talk to Ermax I always think of you because you 2 were basically the first posters to talk to me. <3

[The Jayman]

Whenever I talk to Ermax I always think of you because you 2 were basically the first posters to talk to me. <3

:love:

[BigDaddyCool]

I blame the jews for the post.

[Zeeboe]

He's upset that no one visited his 2000 post thread.

Uh, I never made one you retard. I'm not THAT fucking lame.

[Tazz Dan]

:lol:

I see nothing but good things in your future here Schlomey. Word of advice though, always add a disclaimer when naming top/best/favourite posters in a thread apologising if you have forgotten to name someone. It stops smart asses like me from having fun with it. :D


:heart: ya man.

[Zeeboe]

You're such an ass Zeeboe. Let the man have his moment.

It's fucking STUPID. You guys are fucking stupid. :n:

2,000 posts! WOW! I bet your parents are proud of you all. 2,000 posts on an interest message board. Big fuckin' deal. All it proves is how much of a loser you are, spending all your time on the internet, and the fact that you're PROUD of this confirms you're losers.

Then you have mentally retarded people like screech who actually thinks if a guy is mocking someone for this lameness that he's "JEALOUS"........JEALOUS! For Christ's sake!......Further proving how SAD this whole thing is.

Aim for bigger goals for fuck's sakes, and if you guys were any kind of good friends, you'd flame people for this kind of nonsense, not encourage it! :rant:

Rep points....mods having their names highlighted when they're online when they enter like we're suppose to be impressed......."online parties" for people because they have a certain amount of posts......and getting wet over a FAKE SPORT. Oh yeah. I'm SO jealous. :roll:



Sorry Schlomey, but you invited me here. When my name is mentioned on any thread, you take a risk. It's like inviting Satan into your home.


Stuff like this has always gotten under my skin. I guess because if I am going to be here, I don't want to be apart of a board that does stuff like this, and I honestly do not see the big deal about any of it, but if I am going to be apart of a board that does this stuff, I feel I need to let it be known that Zeeboe does not support crap like this. Cause I honestly think it's really sad, and a decent person would point that out.

[screech]

Uh, I never made one you retard. I'm not THAT fucking lame.

See there's this thing called sarcasm...

[screech]

If you don't want to be a part of it, don't post in the threads.

It gets under your skin because you allow it to get under your skin. The thread title was pretty clear, and if you know you don't like the content, don't go in the thread.

Why do people need to know what you do/don't support on here? No one cares. I think it's really sad you think that, and a decent person would point that out.

[Tazz Dan]

*YAWN*

Honestly, Zeeboes gimmick is getting old. Does anybody really still care about what he says when he hijacks threads?

Kind if reminds me of one of those little toy poodles who barks at your feet trying to intimidate you and act like a big dog, and all you can do is laugh at how pathetic it is.

[screech]

I enjoy it to an extent, because Zeeboe thinks he gets under someone's skin when he/she doesn't play along with him.

And I do have some laughs about it.

[screech]

...Then you have mentally retarded people like screech


:rofl:

As fucking creepy as you are, you never fail to make me laugh. You claim I don't know sarcasm, then totally miss when I use it.


You're a silly man, Zeeboe. A silly man indeed.

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah. I guess it gets to the point where you question someones mental health though. I mean seriously, this person can't be serious in what he says. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he'd just accept he had a problem. :-\

[tjmidnight420]

It's fucking STUPID. You guys are fucking stupid. :n:

Zeeboe. Check this shit fella. You knock us for enjoying our time on TPDub. You call us lame for giving props to a friend for putting up with trolls like you for long enough to make it to 2K. You knock us for 'getting wet over a fake sport'. You say you're a decent person for pointing out how lame we are. Yet at the same time you still keep coming back to these boards. We're here because we want to be. You claim it's an addiction. You're sad and miserable because you want to off yourself, but at the same time you're too chickenshit to do it. You hate your life but at the same time you aren't man enough to change it. So you get on here and knock us to make yourself feel better, but it doesn't help. Nothing helps. You probably turn to booze and drugs, and that doesn't help either. So call us lame. Call us whatever the fuck you want. At the end of the day we see you for what you really are. You see you for what you really are. Others think you like the way you are. You try to convince yourself you like the way you are, but you don't. You hate the rest of the world because you hate yourself. You, sir, are the definition of the word FAIL.

:foc:

[Zeeboe]

*sigh* You guys think you're so cool, when you're just as sad as you think I am, and you know that's the truth. At least I can admit to what I am. In a sense though, you guys are like me the way you deny what you are, and can joke about it. I actually pull that same act in real life, and sometimes, I honestly don't care what some think in regards of certain subjects, and am happy with some of the things others may consider "different". However, in this case, it's just too sad not for me to post anything. Perhaps this is my way of wanting to help my fellow losers in life, and maybe I flame you guys because I'm actually flaming a part of me I hate. I dunno.

[tjmidnight420]

See my previous post Zeebs. I beat ya to the punch on that one, and I did it oh so much better. Knock my sanity if it makes you feel better.

[Ermaximus]

Fellas, this is a thread congradulating Schlomey my fella Homie on his 2k post mark, not a high school drama class. Take that shit outside. :mad:

[tjmidnight420]

The only point I was making is if you're gonna be here, try not to bitch so much. Hell try to enjoy it here you might actually make some friends. It's that simple. You don't always gotta have a negative comment for every thread you read.

[Tazz Dan]

Fellas, this is a thread congradulating Schlomey my fella Homie on his 2k post mark, not a high school drama class. Take that shit outside. :mad:
I have no idea what you're talking about. :shifty:

[Ruien]

I'm not changing. I like.....I like me. My Mom likes me. My cat likes me. Cause' I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.




:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Classic, also I like you.

[Sixx]

Zeeboe, you're in no position to say which thread is stupid and which not.

Same goes for ideas in general. Dude, remember your "prank calls"?

Dear god.

[Schlomey]

It's fucking STUPID. You guys are fucking stupid. :n:

2,000 posts! WOW! I bet your parents are proud of you all. 2,000 posts on an interest message board. Big fuckin' deal. All it proves is how much of a loser you are, spending all your time on the internet, and the fact that you're PROUD of this confirms you're losers.

Then you have mentally retarded people like screech who actually thinks if a guy is mocking someone for this lameness that he's "JEALOUS"........JEALOUS! For Christ's sake!......Further proving how SAD this whole thing is.

Aim for bigger goals for fuck's sakes, and if you guys were any kind of good friends, you'd flame people for this kind of nonsense, not encourage it! :rant:

Rep points....mods having their names highlighted when they're online when they enter like we're suppose to be impressed......."online parties" for people because they have a certain amount of posts......and getting wet over a FAKE SPORT. Oh yeah. I'm SO jealous. :roll:



Sorry Schlomey, but you invited me here. When my name is mentioned on any thread, you take a risk. It's like inviting Satan into your home.


Stuff like this has always gotten under my skin. I guess because if I am going to be here, I don't want to be apart of a board that does stuff like this, and I honestly do not see the big deal about any of it, but if I am going to be apart of a board that does this stuff, I feel I need to let it be known that Zeeboe does not support crap like this. Cause I honestly think it's really sad, and a decent person would point that out.

The fact that you come here and post here EVERY DAY proves that you are no less a joke than I am.

[Schlomey]

Ya fuck you Zeeb. I'm done trying to be the good guy. You know your comment about everyone being sad and basically pathetic like you? Thats bullshit. I work. I just got home from a date with a smoking hot ginger. I am sitting around with a damned smile on my face and come here to end the evening with some fun banter with people I share simillar interests with.........That is all. I know for a fact that Jayman/Ermax are polite and good members of society with jobs and skills and families.

Maybe there are some sad sacks on here...but I dont descriminate. The world would be boring if everyone acted the same.


So basically I refuse your stupidity.

[tjmidnight420]

Ya fuck you Zeeb. I'm done trying to be the good guy. You know your comment about everyone being sad and basically pathetic like you? Thats bullshit. I work. I just got home from a date with a smoking hot ginger. I am sitting around with a damned smile on my face and come here to end the evening with some fun banter with people I share simillar interests with.........That is all. I know for a fact that Jayman/Ermax are polite and good members of society with jobs and skills and families.

Maybe there are some sad sacks on here...but I dont descriminate. The world would be boring if everyone acted the same.


So basically I refuse your stupidity.

Once again congrats fella. :y: Sorry bout the thread.

[Lock Jaw]

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mazel-tov-cocktail.jpg

[Zeeboe]

The only point I was making is if you're gonna be here, try not to bitch so much. Hell try to enjoy it here you might actually make some friends. It's that simple. You don't always gotta have a negative comment for every thread you read.

*covers mouth, trying not to laugh*

[tjmidnight420]

*covers mouth, trying not to laugh*

Yeah, too much to ask. I already know.

[Zeeboe]

Yeah, too much to ask. I already know.

No, that's not why I am trying not to laugh. I was going to give you guys a little more time.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Zeebore

[Ermaximus]

Beep beep Richie.

[Zeeboe]

:lol: @ the thread title.

[Schlomey]

They floooaaaat down here! And when you are down here.....YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!

[Razzamajazz]

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[CSL]

Well this turned into a clusterfuck. Well done.

[Zeeboe]

Well this turned into a clusterfuck. Well done.

Like I said, mention my name, it's like inviting Satan into your house. I don't know why you guys don't know how to ignore me.

That's a funny pic by the way.

Speaking of funny, since no one has called me on that quote yet, here's a hint. This is still not the answer, so don't make tht mistake. -

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