Official RAW Thread for 05/03/10 - This show is Rated RKO

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Cool King]

Anyone got a good/reliable stream?

My cable box died today. :(

[The Franchise]

Justin.TV always has a bunch

[Cool King]

Yeah, I was going to try there but I wanted to see if anyone had any better sites.

Some of the streams I watch on Justin.TV always seem to die halfway through the show or are incredibly slow with the amount of spam some of the people post in the chat room.

But yeah, I'll try there. :y:

[The Franchise]

Yeah, the chat gets really annoying. Maybe try google? I can usually find a PPV stream through google so I'm sure there's gotta be a decent Raw stream :D

[Corndad]

God as awful as Raw can be during some weeks... Not sure if they can even be worse then what I've been watching on TNA tonight. Wow. Figured give it a try and dang. WWE could have an Ironman between Khali and Mark Henry and still be better to watch. Yikes.

Well can't wait for Edge/Orton buildup and hopefully bad ass Heel Batista returns.

[ClockShot]

'10 draft is in the books.

Here's for a good year of Raw.

[RawRocks]

God as awful as Raw can be during some weeks... Not sure if they can even be worse then what I've been watching on TNA tonight. Wow. Figured give it a try and dang. WWE could have an Ironman between Khali and Mark Henry and still be better to watch. Yikes.

Well can't wait for Edge/Orton buildup and hopefully bad ass Heel Batista returns.

:y:

[Krimzon7]

What's the sitches bitches! Here's Bats!

[Krimzon7]

I miss the Pyro

[kareru]

WLIIA parody coming up

im calling it now

[ClockShot]

So, Over the Limit gonna be Batista's last show? I can see a title vs. career match since it's gonna be Cena vs. Batista 3x in a row.

[CSL]

Not really watched any wrestling since Mania, Dancin' Dave looks smaller

[ClockShot]

Yeah..........again.............

[The Gold Standard]

Can't wait for The Cutting Edge!

[ClockShot]

I think we need Matt Stryker's blackboard for this lesson.

Oh, and 1-2-10.

[parkmania]

No Dave, we don't know what a last man standing match is - we only saw one occur 8 days ago.

[The Gold Standard]

I really hate Batista.

[The Gold Standard]

What is with the cheap shot at Swog?

[RawRocks]

Dave,
The Duct Tape was brilliant and you lost.

[Juan]

Sheamus playing with the big boys again. I like it

[parkmania]

Wow, gonna have to cheer for Bats tonight.

[ClockShot]

Well lemme tell ya something, FELLA!

[Krimzon7]

Sheamus is my Dogs Name! LOL

[Poit]

You're pathetic, fella!

[parkmania]

FELLA!!

[screech]

Sheamus taking a page from Regal's book

[parkmania]

Triple Hayitch

[Providence Peep]

I can't stand it when Batista says, "REALLY?" as if he's the Miz :-\

[CSL]

What is with the cheap shot at Swog?

He's a comedy character, hardly a cheap shot

[ClockShot]

Cue The Viper.

[The Gold Standard]

I hate both of these guys. I would rather watch paint dry.

[CSL]

My PS3 control pad has more charisma than Sheamus O'Shaugnessy

[KIRA]

fella

[Poit]

Fella!

[Krimzon7]

Hey Fella, I took out Triple HHHHHHHHHHHHHHaitch

[CSL]

TONOIT!

[Krimzon7]

and fellah, I'll duba ewe duba ewe chaimpion again sooner than yah think

[CSL]

This is pretty bad

[parkmania]

So, does Sheamus interfere in Cena's match to give John the right to determine the stip as a fuck you to Bats and then rile Cena up enough to make it a triple threat?

[RawRocks]

I dont care for either Bats or Sheamus, but that promo was 1,000,000,000,000 times better than the entire first hour of TNA.

[Krimzon7]

Somehow this becomes a triple threat at over the limit Where Sheamus gets the win over a departing Batista

[Krimzon7]

I cam to play!

[screech]

Doctor's note!

[Juan]

Really liked that opening segment. Batista has been great as a heel and Sheamus seems a lot more conferable with his role and I'm almost buying him as a main eventer.

[Fat Aaron]

Miz with doctor's orders not to fight, fella, hahaha!

[Poit]

:lol: @ the Doctor's Note

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Typical envelope with the words "Doctor's Note" on it written in a sharpie.

[KIRA]

YEEEESSSSS

[dronepool]

Wow.

[Juan]

oh shit Bryan

[parkmania]

DB on Raw!

[ClockShot]

Dan "The Man" getting time on Raw?

Wooooooooooooooow.

[CSL]

lollll Danielson gon get squashed

[parkmania]

Ok, so we got past the :30 mark...

[CSL]

and lol Batista's reaction to 'I'm gonna make Batista tap out'

[CSL]

Nice to see him on RAW though

[Juan]

sick clothesline

[parkmania]

Cena's opponent Evan Bourne?

[Loose Cannon]

wow, good spot for Bryant

[Poit]

Did Cole just say "you gotta be impressed with Daniel Bryan"?

[CSL]

About time he updated his look

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, "Bryan"

[screech]

I bet King has no clue who Daniel Bryan is

[KIRA]

BRYANS A CLINIC

[Juan]

Nice outing, plus some much needed exposure, for Bryan.

[CSL]

I bet King has no clue who Bryan is

No reason for him to really

[jerichoholicninja]

Did Cole just say "a gay Daniel Bryan"?

[parkmania]

...by a gay Daniel Bryan...." ?????

[ClockShot]

Poor Dan.

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, I'm not the only one that heard gay, right?

[KIRA]

...by a gay Daniel Bryan...." ?????

Thats what I heard too

[screech]

No reason for him to really

I suppose you're right. I just think he should at least pretend that he knows what's going on outside of RAW.

[Juan]

Has Jericho ever beaten Cena? :(

[screech]

Nice outing, plus some much needed exposure, for Bryan.

:y:

[Krimzon7]

Does Wayne Brady have to smack a bitch?

[Juan]

Also, he said "a game, Daniel Bryan" you fools

[RawRocks]

Let's Make A Deal on Monday Night Raw is next!

[ClockShot]

Let's Make A Deal on Monday Night Raw is next!

Great, a rehash of The Price is Right. :nono:

[Krimzon7]

lol! Gone! We're getting the nigga wayne tonight!

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[CSL]

Oh ohhhhhh, Wayne Brady said wrestling, Vinnie Mac isn't gonna be a happy chappy

[Krimzon7]

Edge, didn't yout get the memo? We're PG 13 now!

Edit: Guess so! :-\

[screech]

lol toolshed

[RawRocks]

WWE possibly turning it up a notch?

[kareru]

Oh ohhhhhh, Wayne Brady said wrestling, Vinnie Mac isn't gonna be a happy chappy

i thought they were allowed to say the 'w' word now?

[Loose Cannon]

David Otunga may just be the biggest star out of the entire group. I can see future World Champ with him as well

[Krimzon7]

David Otunga may just be the biggest star out of the entire group. I can see future endeavors with him as well

:lol:

[Loose Cannon]

yep, this Dibiase stable is definately happening.

[parkmania]

Again with the Fortunate Son reference.

[ClockShot]

YOU WANT A VIRGIL!

[CSL]

Check out DiBiase's glorious traps

[Loose Cannon]

Shad should be his Bodyguard

[ClockShot]

NOW LISTEN! THIS AIN'T NO MAKEBELIEVE!

[Loose Cannon]

Morrison needs his own talk show to get him over on this show

[RawRocks]

There's those glasses Ken Anderson was wearing earlier

[ClockShot]

No way.......

The Shaman is gonna stoop that low?!

[Poit]

"I will be your Virgil."

Kinky.

[parkmania]

"I'll be your huckleberry"

[screech]

Think we'll get a Virgil cameo out of this?

[RawRocks]

hmm.. wonder if these two are secretly hitting it off in the back. :wtf:

[ClockShot]

Think we'll get a Virgil cameo out of this?

The smart thing to do is to bring back Virgil.

[CSL]

Vincent > Virgil

[parkmania]

God knows Mike Jones could use the money.

[KIRA]

what are you talking about Virgil's a "wrestling superstar"

[Loose Cannon]

where has Cody been??

[The Gold Standard]

Cody is on Smackdown

[ClockShot]

Yeah. He beat Morrison on his way out.

[parkmania]

where has Cody been??

Drafted to SD! last week.

[screech]

where has Cody been??

He was selling the punt from Mania

[Loose Cannon]

what?? really. I watched last week and I don't remember that pick. must of missed it

[screech]

what are you talking about Virgil's a "wrestling superstar"

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg

[parkmania]

I think it was in the supplemental.

[ClockShot]

what?? really. I watched last week and I don't remember that pick. must of missed it

Supplemental pick.

[screech]

what?? really. I watched last week and I don't remember that pick. must of missed it

He went in the Supplemental Draft on Tuesday.

[dronepool]

This is going to be a good feud.

[The Gold Standard]

Anyone else sing R-Truth's theme everytime it comes on?

[parkmania]

"What's Up?"

YOU SUCK!

[CSL]

Anyone else sing R-Truth's theme everytime it comes on?

About 4,000 9-year olds

[Fat Aaron]

"I'll be your huckleberry"

Love me some tombstone

[thedamndest]

Will they have the balls to give the new Virgil storyline the racial undertones of the past?

[Loose Cannon]

Anyone else sing R-Truth's theme everytime it comes on?

I was just typing I like his song when my internet went down. I like the bells

[parkmania]

Time for "10 O'clock Cena"

[Loose Cannon]

so did anybody else noteworthy switch brands in that supplimental?

[ClockShot]

Does nobody want to fight tonight?

[parkmania]

Cena vs. Wade Barrett?

[The Gold Standard]

Obviously King doesn't watch NXT

[jerichoholicninja]

Isn't Barrett suppose to have his own theme since he won that challenge?

[Fat Aaron]

Jericho not fighting either. As much as I love jericho in the ring, this miz and jericho not fighting is utterly hilarious and helps them as heels

[Poit]

Wait, I thought Wade Barrett was supposed to have his own theme now?

[thedamndest]

Really underwhelming coming out to the NXT theme.

[Innovator]

RAW just got manlier with Wade's voice

[ClockShot]

So is the plan giving the top NXT guys a taste of RAW action or something?

[parkmania]

Where's Wade's theme music???

[screech]

Obviously King doesn't watch any WWE shows

[The Gold Standard]

I love when Jericho yells at the announcers

[screech]

:lol: Jericho is the best

[Poit]

I love when Jericho yells at the announcers

[Johnny Vegas]

llol i love Jericho

"you see that, i taught him that!"

[treyace]

this is a horrible match

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL "TALK ABOUT IT, TALK MORE"

[screech]

"We see it!"

"Talk about it!"

:rofl:

[Poit]

We can only hope that, once Jericho is done wrestling, he becomes an announcer.

[Loose Cannon]

no way, Barrett is a former bare knuckle fighter. he does not tap out

[ClockShot]

Gee. No last second finish?

Shocker.

[Fat Aaron]

Jericho! So awesome

[ClockShot]

Fella

[BigCrippyZ]

We can only hope that, once Jericho is done wrestling, he becomes an announcer.

Someone needs to.

[TheFallenOneX]

Yay another sneak attack by Shemus, that makes him so credible and relevant

[BigCrippyZ]

I'm sorry, I just can't take Cena's feuds/promos seriously when he has the dumb ass grin on his face while he talks. Jesus Christ, someone slap the stupid fucking grin off his face. Even when Rock/Austin knew they were cutting great or hilarious promos, they still played it cool and kept it serious.

[KIRA]

Cena beat the last word in manliness Wade Barrett. Not surprised just disappointed

[RawRocks]

WWE Raw beat Pro Pumpkinball in the ratings.. no surprise.

[Krimzon7]

LOL the last word in manliness!

[Juan]

I'm liking the fact that there are more than 2 guys in the title picture at the same time.

[CSL]

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TheFallenOneX]

Diva SQUASH

[RawRocks]

That was fast.. THANK GOD

[Loose Cannon]

I'm liking the fact that there are more than 2 guys in the title picture at the same time.

:y::y:

I hate diving back to the Attitude era, but that is one of the things I loved back then

[ClockShot]

Oops.

[BigCrippyZ]

Really? This is just as lame as TNA only in front of a bigger audience and with better production.

[Johnny Vegas]

lOL did you see that guy look at Maryse's ass and do a "c'mon" taunt

[CSL]

homanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahoma nahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanaho manahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomanahomana

[Johnny Vegas]

Really? This is just as lame as TNA only in front of a bigger audience and with better production.
































































http://tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=1218&dateline=1270438973 (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=1218)

[Juan]

Really? This is just as lame as TNA only in front of a bigger audience and with better production.

Either add to the discussion, or don't watch it. This is like the 3rd or 4th comment like this you've made. I'm all for different opinions but you're clearly trolling now.

[Loose Cannon]

who in the hell is this guy

[Poit]

Zack Ryder is actually getting time on Raw? Awesome.

[Juan]

wow, whoever wrote that joke for Ryder is not funny.

[RawRocks]

Squash bug 101

[Juan]

Glad Ryder is finally getting some TV time tho. Hope it's not a complete squash.

[Loose Cannon]

I don't understand this gimmick. lol. it like a mix of thug life John Cena, Domino, and Grand Master Sexy

[Poit]

Zack Ryder vs. the Koolaid Man

[ClockShot]

There a chance we're gonna dodge Let's Make a Deal tonight?

[Krimzon7]

woo woo woo you know it

[Loose Cannon]

lol the Rough Rider

[RawRocks]

There a chance we're gonna dodge Let's Make a Deal tonight?

Looking like it!

[Juan]

I don't understand this gimmick. lol. it like a mix of thug life John Cena, Domino, and Grand Master Sexy

He's a Long Island "bro"

[CSL]

That is some fuck ugly gear

[Poit]

woo woo woo you know it

[RawRocks]

lol the Rough Rider

He looks like a beat up Rough Rider Condom.

[Juan]

lol the Rough Rider

You should watch the matches Ryder had with Christian on ECW. Great stuff

[CSL]

Quite like that 'lariat' though

[Loose Cannon]

The Godfather Mark Henry

[treyace]

zack ryder just gets worse and worse the more i see him

[parkmania]

Alicia Fox face turn?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Still so pissed Ryder wasn't moved to SmackDown.</font>

[CSL]

Alicia Fox face turn?

She's nowhere near important enough for an affiliation

[CSL]

Miz and Jericho as a team would have been a riot

[Poit]

Jericho & Miz to challenge for the tag titles, so they can go to Smackdown and screw with Big Show?

[Poit]

Or, more likely, they just interfere at Over the Limit.

[BigCrippyZ]

Either add to the discussion, or don't watch it. This is like the 3rd or 4th comment like this you've made. I'm all for different opinions but you're clearly trolling now.

Not meaning to troll man, it just really bugged me there for a bit and I had to get it off my chest.

[Juan]

<font color=goldenrod>Still so pissed Ryder wasn't moved to SmackDown.</font>

Yeah, a move to SD would have been great for him. If he has to be on Raw tho, I wish they'd book him like they're booking DOlph Ziggler on SD

[BigCrippyZ]

I like the idea of Miz and Jericho working together. I actually think it'd be cool if they feuded, Jericho could really put Miz over.

[RawRocks]

awesome John Morrison promo!

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, a move to SD would have been great for him. If he has to be on Raw tho, I wish they'd book him like they're booking DOlph Ziggler on SD

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, and the fact that they moved his valet for seemingly no reason just seems like a bad sign for Ryder's future endeavors.</font>

[Juan]

lol Kozlov

[ClockShot]

Vlad still looking for challenge.

[parkmania]

Let's Consummate a Deal!

[Juan]

wooo Regal

[CSL]

It's Vladimir Kozlov, recurring star of The Wire season 2!

[ClockShot]

Where's 450?

[dronepool]

Golddust!

[Poit]

"I was one of the seven viewers of that show." :lol:

[Juan]

this must be why people think Raw is better than Smackdowm

[CSL]

Regal's hair and jacket combo is far too majestic for American TV sets

[LoDownM]

Did he just say im goldust bitch? wasn't paying attention to the whole thing.

[Loose Cannon]

oh sweet the Harts and Jackson are on Raw

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Goldust, there's another guy that kinda got screwed by the move. He won't get to wrestle much on Raw which is a shame as he's been incredible the past year or so.</font>

[Juan]

Dammit, Miz and Jericho are gonna interfere in the Hart Dynasty match and screw up my pool points

[BigCrippyZ]

Anyone else think Regal is way underrated?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jericho and Miz teaming makes sense. That being said, just means Miz will continue to not defend the US Title until Daniel Bryan or somebody finally takes it from him.</font>

[CSL]

More 'underused'. Most of the internet licks his arse good and proper.

[Veronika]

Did he just say im goldust bitch? wasn't paying attention to the whole thing.

Yep. He did:rofl: Made my night.

[Nark Order]

I like the idea of Jiz.

[BigCrippyZ]

More 'underused'. Most of the internet licks his arse good and proper.

Good point. I guess from within the E is what I meant.

[Krimzon7]

jiz??? dude, no...

[RawRocks]

oh shit.. Miz and Y2J both on commentary.. this should be gold.

[Poit]

oh shit.. Miz and Y2J both on commentary.. this should be gold.

Indeed. :D

[Poit]

Is the Ruthless Roundtable starting to reform?

[Loose Cannon]

lol Jericho's face while the Miz is yelling at Cole

[BigCrippyZ]

Shit yes

[RawRocks]

what was with the lights?

[Poit]

what was with the lights?

Undertaker came.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "don't be a jackass Cole"

Can you say jackass on a PG show ?

[Perry Saturn]

UH-OH Jericho said JACKASS

[CSL]

William Regal! Defender of the Catch!

[parkmania]

Cole cares about who has more followers on twitter?

[The Gold Standard]

Jericho is great

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[Loose Cannon]

how does everyone not do the Sharpshooter correctly

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jericho and Miz need to be the full-time Raw commentary team</font>

[The Gold Standard]

I would love Jericho and Miz to be a tag team

[ClockShot]

Meri Co. in the works?

[Volchok]

Can Miz and Jericho commentate every Raw?

[Innovator]

THE EGOMANIACS RUNNING WILD FELLA

[Juan]

how does everyone not do the Sharpshooter correctly

Tyson Kidd's is ok

[Krimzon7]

Don't be an ass cole!

[Fat Aaron]

Wish that match was longer, but miz and jericho on commentary was awesome

[Poit]

<font color=goldenrod>Jericho and Miz need to be the full-time Raw commentary team</font>

That would be great. They sit there and talk over King & Cole all night until they need to compete.

[Juan]

Can't wait to hear the Jericho/Miz mash-up theme

[RawRocks]

wow. the crowd was dead for that.

[Volchok]

Ps Miz and Jericho would be the greatest tag team in history.

[parkmania]

Can't wait to hear the Jericho/Miz mash-up theme

"Vwoop Vwoop Vwoop Vwoop.....


.
.
.

.
AWESOME!"

[Poit]

Ps Miz and Jericho would be the greatest tag team in history.

Because they're Chris Jericho and The Miz, and they're awesome?

[Nark Order]

The Wall Crushing Finale!

[CSL]

lolll the old ass bald guy in the background of that shot dancing and doing the 'You can't see me' with a foam hand

[Fat Aaron]

Can't wait to hear the Jericho/Miz mash-up theme

I came to break the walls down

[BigCrippyZ]

wow. the crowd was dead for that.

Fucking kids and their parents. Wouldn't know a good match/segment even if they were in one.

[parkmania]

Waitaminute... I thought the guy's name was Flava Flav, not the "whitened" version "Flavor Flav".

[ClockShot]

Flavor Flav. I hope the rest of Public Enemy drops by.

[CSL]

Flava Flav as guest host should be quite painful to watch