Offical iMPACT Thread for 05/03/10 - Whoops...

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[The Franchise]

Should be interesting to see how they go about announcing their move back to Thursday.

[Ruien]

They are not going anywhere!

[FearedSanctity]

Odds they spin it to make it sound like WWE made them move back?

[Ruien]

Odds are they are staying on Mondays and just going live everyweek. Back off!

[The Franchise]

I guess we will just have to WAIT AND SEE.

[Xero]

Odds are they are staying on Mondays and just going live everyweek. Back off!

You do realize that would about double their costs, right?

[screech]

I can't see them going live every week at this point.

[tjmidnight420]

According to Dixie's FB, it's gonna be that it's "what the fans want."

[Volare]

Chat works now!

[Ruien]

You do realize that would about double their costs, right?

:'(. But I do not want them to move back.

[KIRA]

Well, it's been a good run, Brother...

It has???

[Ruien]

Kira, the last message you sent me was blank?

[FearedSanctity]

"It's been a terrible and embarrassing run, brother..."

[Skippord]

"Whoops"

[The Franchise]

http://blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com/sportsbeacon/Ric_Flair_-_Wooooo.jpg
"Wooooooooooops"

[FearedSanctity]

"Whoops"

This. Change title to this. Simple, but incredibly effective

[Volare]

Greatest Theme Ever Dammit!


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I figured I'd get everyone in the TNA spirit. Remember to cheer everyone!

[Steveviscious89]

See this is a problem. If they move to back to Thursday, then I'm gonna have a hard time watching TNA and Hell's Kitchen at the same time in June.

[Steveviscious89]

And don't give me the DVR bullcrap....it's a waste of money and I don't have it. I'll probably just go with the good ol' VCR

[KIRA]

Greatest Theme Ever Dammit!

I hate that theme but I swear to god I hear it once and it stays stuck in my head for days and days

[Steveviscious89]

They probably wanted something that the crowd could chant to.

[Volare]

I burnt it onto a CD and played it in my friends car, he yells all the lyrics at cars when we drive around, I got to get a vid of it for you guys.

[Volare]

Dammit Juan cut off my auto play!

[ImpactPlayer365]

DVR is worth the money.

[Steveviscious89]

DVR is worth the money.

I'll get it one day for sure. I just already pay through the nose for cable and shouldn't start climbing the tech tree until I can actually afford it.

[kareru]

I'll get it one day for sure. I just already pay through the nose for cable and shouldn't start climbing the tech tree until I can actually afford it.

if you have broadband torrenting maybe the way to go, unless you are a ratings household then you have an obligation to watch tv

[Steveviscious89]

Unfortunately I don't think my viewing has any effect on the ratings....torrenting may not work for me...see I uhh...really have no money here...haha..I've needed a new computer for several years.

[screech]

So does Luger get the ring?

[kareru]

Unfortunately I don't think my viewing has any effect on the ratings....torrenting may not work for me...see I uhh...really have no money here...haha..I've needed a new computer for several years.

torrenting is free, and as long as your computer can play videos its all good

[kareru]

So does Luger get the ring?

i reckon its going to jay lethal

[Steveviscious89]

Boy I sure hope they weren't refering to Luger as someone jumping ship. He wasn't even on a ship.

[FearedSanctity]

Aaaand there it goes

[KIRA]

"based on the feedback" or lack thereof

[screech]

I like the suit Taz chose tonight

[screech]

"based on the feedback" or lack thereof

People have been calling for it since the move.

[Steveviscious89]

Sting/Hogan reminds me of their old fued from '97....total nostalgia here.

[McLegend]

O man Lethal is going to get a Flair gimmick. O man.

[KIRA]

my joke was related to the ratings

but you're right

[FearedSanctity]

HOW THE FUCK is he so good at shit like this? Gay for Lethal

[Steveviscious89]

He's actually pretty good at this. When I turn around I almost think it's actually Flair. LOL

[KIRA]

hes a pretty good flair

[treyace]

lethal for tna president

[Steveviscious89]

Oh dear...that dang Orlando crowd just screwed the whole thing up.

[screech]

Double vision chant?

...interesting

[KIRA]

HOW THE FUCK is he so good at shit like this? Gay for Lethal

the man does his homework

lol I was just thinking double vision

[FearedSanctity]

Wow, this segment took a sharp nose dive

[Steveviscious89]

Lethal's gonna cry...haha

[McLegend]

Abyss runs like a girl

[KIRA]

Abyss runs like a girl

A mentally challenged girl

[screech]

lol what a mess

[FearedSanctity]

TNA starting off Impact by showing off all the things that got them into this mess to begin with

[KIRA]

TNA is really fond of all out confusing brawls

[Stealth-Icon]

Live and in Technicolor

[FearedSanctity]

"MY GOD, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO WASTE THE FIRST HALF HOUR OF THIS SHOW"

[VSG]

This is the greatest shit EVER!

[screech]

Fuckin hell

[FearedSanctity]

TNA: Redefining bad on a weekly basis

[Skippord]

I miss when I enjoyed TNA

[screech]

I miss when I enjoyed TNA

Me too :-\

[FearedSanctity]

OH BOY, more gimmick matches and free title matches!

[Skippord]

watching TNA now is kind of like being mentally kicked in the groin

[FearedSanctity]

I just don't get it. After having such a good Impact just 2 WEEKS AGO, they've free fallen to THIS? So fast? It just doesn't make sense. They can't possibly be seriously trying

[McLegend]

I thought Tara was gone? Or is this her last week?

[FearedSanctity]

WHY DO THE KNOCKOUTS DO THE SAME FUCKING THING EVERY WEEK?

[Skippord]

lol Ink Inc.

[KIRA]

its CAW inc.

[screech]

Does anyone actually care about Jesse Neal?

[DarKCentaur]

The only good end to the "Who kidnapped Samoa Joe" angle would be if Joe came out and said it was Vince McMahon. Then Joe leaves TNA and promptly signs a WWE contract.

[DarKCentaur]

SMELL THE BUYRATES BROTHER

[screech]

THIS IS NOT ACTION

[DarKCentaur]

TOTAL NONSTOP APATHY

[Stealth-Icon]

WTF is Kenderson wearing?

This is horrible

[DarKCentaur]

Anderson looks like a giant altar boy... I guess mocking the Pope?

[Loose Cannon]

so I just turned on Impact and I see Ken Anderson in drag.

WHAT THE FUCK

[Loose Cannon]

did they announce that they bitched out of Monday yet?

[treyace]

I see the wwe marks have flooded the thread

[kareru]

HOLY SHIT ITS PAUL FUCKING HEYMAN

WTF

[FearedSanctity]

Aw yeah here we go

http://www.cpj.ca/files/docs/Stock_market_chart.jpg

[kareru]

jk i dont get to see till tomorrow

[Loose Cannon]

I see the wwe marks have flooded the thread

dude you have like 200 posts. get out of here

[screech]

did they announce that they bitched out of Monday yet?

Yes, "based on the feedback they've been receiving."

[RawRocks]

And we wonder why they are moving to Thursday nights. Total Nonstop Action eh?
Turds that Need Asskissing is more like it

[Loose Cannon]

Yes, "based on the feedback they've been receiving."

lol of course

[Stealth-Icon]

He stole John Morrison's sunglasses with the cross on them

[Stealth-Icon]

Damn this is boring

[Stealth-Icon]

Off to watch 24, I can't watch this anymore

[KIRA]

well RAW is on time to bolt

[teamXtremist]

and now kennedy v hardy-" straight to the top and then you keep heading up" lol finally after and hour something interesting

[FearedSanctity]

Revised chart

http://i44.tinypic.com/30w6l9v.jpg

[teamXtremist]

those panties are sweet rotflmao

[treyace]

dude you have like 200 posts. get out of here

so your not a wwe mark cause u have like 20 something thousand post
congradufuckinlations

[Schlomey]

i have read all 4 pages and everyone is bitching. I don't get to watch until tomorrow.....match lists? announcement? anyone!?

[FearedSanctity]

The first 30 minutes was a stupid endless brawl. The show had about 4 matches, and probably only one of them was longer than 5 minutes. If ever there was a week to pass on Impact, it's this one

[Schlomey]

comon now. Who brawled? What were the matches?

[FearedSanctity]

http://polldaddy.com/poll/3148833/

This weeks poll.

And why the hell is Rhino on there? When was the last time he was even on TV?

[FearedSanctity]

Brawl was Lethal, Hogan, Team 3D and Abyss vs. Flair, Wolfe, Styles and Beer Money

Matches were:

Kendrick/Williams vs. Neal/Moore
BP vs. Tara, Wilde and Sarita
Beer Money vs. 3D vs. MCMG
Styles vs. Abyss
Wolfe vs. RVD

[Schlomey]

I <3 Motor City Machine Guns the most.

[FearedSanctity]

Then you won't really like that waste, trust me

[Schlomey]

damn.

[kareru]

http://polldaddy.com/poll/3148833/

This weeks poll.

And why the hell is Rhino on there? When was the last time he was even on TV?


lol wolfe and hardy are battling it out again

[James Steele]

I'm watching this on DVR, and I find it fucking ridiculous that Hulk Hogan destroys everybody with one shitty punch. Hulk Hogan has made himself the focal point of TNA in everything. I don't get it. How can he possibly think that is good for business?

[XL]

I had the exact same thought.

Hogan is laying waste to guys who moments earlier were beating down the top babyfaces. Nice one.

[erickman]

I had the exact same thought.

Hogan is laying waste to guys who moments earlier were beating down the top babyfaces. Nice one.

yea i had the cena stone cold trips vibe from that. i hate when 1 guy beats the crap out of 5 heels.

[kareru]

my god how awesome is jay lethal

the show was ok in sorts, but jay lethal :rofl::y:

[owenbrown]

I'm watching this on DVR, and I find it fucking ridiculous that Hulk Hogan destroys everybody with one shitty punch. Hulk Hogan has made himself the focal point of TNA in everything. I don't get it. How can he possibly think that is good for business?

This sounds so familiar...I can't quite place it

[Juan]

I'm watching this on DVR, and I find it fucking ridiculous that Hulk Hogan destroys everybody with one shitty punch. Hulk Hogan has made himself the focal point of TNA in everything. I don't get it. How can he possibly think that is good for business?

What I don't get is why the TNA marks eat it up. They're always talking about how TNA is gonna get better (and I honestly hope they do one day), but shit like this is not very encouraging.

[Skippord]

I think the heels are just pretending his punches hurt to placate his ego

[Skippord]

to get future title matches

[erickman]

my god how awesome is jay lethal

the show was ok in sorts, but jay lethal :rofl::y:

thats why i would like to see haas go to tna so he can join lethal in goofing on old wrestlers.

[kareru]

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[The Fraze]

Anyone know the backstage word about how Flair felt about the Lethal segment? I've heard mixed things...

[The Fraze]

Skippord,

Someone was wearing a vintage Quebec jersey at Impact this week. I saw it during the opening camera pan.

[Lock Jaw]

Anyone know the backstage word about how Flair felt about the Lethal segment? I've heard mixed things...

"Who told that street hoodlum he could pretend to be The Naitch?!!!" :mad::mad::mad:

[The Fraze]

For real?

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw never lies and is always 100% serious.

[The Fraze]

You and The Fraze both.