Official NXT Thread - May 4, 2010 (No Spoilers)

[Providence Peep]

So, does the WWE Universe think Daniel Bryan Danielson might win a match tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What do you think you're doing here?

[Razzamajazz]

nope
he'll win an upset suprise victory against the miz or other "star" on a RAW sometime down the line

[parkmania]

There's only 2 valid questions for tonight's episode:

1) Who wins between Otunga and R-Truth?
2) What will the rookies be hazed into doing THIS week?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Logically, they should do Bryan vs. Tarver with the whole idea being that the loser will then be in the catbird seat to getting voted off next week.</font>

[Providence Peep]

There's only 2 valid questions for tonight's episode:

1) Who wins between Otunga and R-Truth?
2) What will the rookies be hazed into doing THIS week?


So, you don't think my question was valid?

[parkmania]

Well, somewhere between invalid and irrelevant. It's pretty well established that DB isn't supposed to win any matches while on NXT - that's his cross to bear for the series until he gets to face Miz one on one. EVERYONE knows that the man can wrestle, it's the personality aspect that WWE wants to explore.

[Xero]

What do you think you're doing here?

[XCaliber]

Even if he were to face Tarver i'd still believe he would be booked to lose if he's to beat anyone I would have to agree that it would be against a pro.

[Providence Peep]

What do you think you're doing here?

Ok, so I started a thread about tonight's NXT. So what?
It's not like I threatened to blow up Titan Towers. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't get lippy with me, fella. I'll make sure you never make a (Providence) peep again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You didn't even label this as the "official" thread, nor did you ask people not to post spoilers. Now, people are free to come in here and post whatever the fuck they want. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Providence Peep]

Don't get lippy with me, fella. I'll make sure you never make a (Providence) peep again.

:rofl: Nah we're cool, man.

[Providence Peep]

You didn't even label this as the "official" thread, nor did you ask people not to post spoilers. Now, people are free to come in here and post whatever the fuck they want. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fixed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now we're cookin' with gas. :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I almost thought Daniel Bryan was gonna beat Batista last night.

[Triple Naitch]

ABT is more polite with his NXT threads. He includes a "Please" at the end of his No Spoilers request.

[Providence Peep]

ABT is more polite with his NXT threads. He includes a "Please" at the end of his No Spoilers request.

That's because ABT is a nice guy. I'm an asshole. :-\

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not always a nice guy. You know those "DO NOT REMOVE" tags on mattresses? Well guess what. I removed one.

[parkmania]

That's only illegal if you don't own the mattress.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't own the mattress, fella.

[VSG]

Link in the chat thread, that's where a lot of action happens.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are you trying to kill the NXT Thread, VSG? If you are, I will fucking bring the pain to your forebrain, fella.

[Evil Vito]

Even if he were to face Tarver i'd still believe he would be booked to lose if he's to beat anyone I would have to agree that it would be against a pro.

<font color=goldenrod>Thing is, if Bryan lost to Tarver...how is Bryan not the first one voted off? He'd be like 0-10, the only winless rookie, and would have lost to pretty much every rookie (I don't recall him having a match against Gabriel, but that's it). I know they may want to push across him staying because he has heart and such, but still. The voting would make no sense.

If it led to Bryan being voted off first but then showing up on Raw the next week and making Miz tap, that'd be pretty awesome. Miz is going into a tag team with Jericho, so he really doesn't need the US Title that he never defends.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bite your tongue. The Miz should be the US Champ for at least four more years.

[Providence Peep]

Bite your tongue. The Miz should be the US Champ for at least four more years.

He's awesome.

[parkmania]

Biting my tongue right now...

[Skippord]

god I read the Spoilers because I want to watch the Rockies game. these fucking rookie challenges need to stop

[Anybody Thrilla]

parkmania is a fast learner.

Skippord, shut the fuck up about spoilers. Even that you mentioned that there will be a rookie challenge tonight is a spoiler in and of itself. Quit ruining my experience.

[Skippord]

that isn't a spoiler

there is a painfully awful rookie challenge every week

[VSG]

Are you trying to kill the NXT Thread, VSG? If you are, I will fucking bring the pain to your forebrain, fella.

http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2562/Untitled.jpg

[Skippord]

if you'd like me to tell you who wins it, I can't

[Anybody Thrilla]

that isn't a spoiler

there is a painfully awful rookie challenge every week

There wasn't at first, and there was still a chance that last week's was the last one. It is a spoiler, you dick hole. A very minor one, but a spoiler none the less.

[Anybody Thrilla]

VSG, that is not humorous. Try that again if you want a very powerful negative reputation.

[Skippord]

if you keep bitching I will reputation you with all of the spoilers

[Skippord]

also those Xzibit things are worse than the rookie challenges

[VSG]

Dude what are you talking about? I think the chat complements the official discussion thread positively. Anyway to each their own.

[Anybody Thrilla]

if you keep bitching I will reputation you with all of the spoilers


I was just pointing out to you that you're spoiling things, you spoiling little spoiler.

Are you spoiling for a fight now?

[Skippord]

Yes I am, I'll see you on the Rock Em' Sock Em' Rookies court

[parkmania]

parkmania is a fast learner.


I choose to agree to disagree. I'll never change your opinion of him, and you'll never change mine, so there's really no point in getting into a pissing match.

[Ruien]

Skippord, who does not want to watch these rookie challenges? You my friend are insane to watch anything else, this weeks challenge will be as amazing as the others.

[Xero]

Adam Evans is gonna win this competition, I just know it.

[parkmania]

We are Wiiiild and Young, FELLA!

[parkmania]

Daniel Bryan with busted ribs?

and a playoff beard.

[Xero]

LOL, it's Nickelodeon GUTS.

[parkmania]

Hopefully the obstacle course for the guys is better than the one they always gave the diva search wannabes.

[screech]

Double Dare?

[legendkillerRKO]

Chooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

[Poit]

Drink a soda and juggle? What the fuck?

[parkmania]

an immunity challenge? really? really?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ this course</font>

[Xero]

I bet Danielson wins but gets ranked 8th.

[screech]

Are there flags planted throughout the course?

[Xero]

Also, lol at Tarver's nWo-style shirt.

[legendkillerRKO]

who is on the Green Monkeys Team?

[Xero]

lol WTF? Cole's stopped being a douche about Danielson.

[parkmania]

Red Jaguars, Blue Baracudas, Orange Iguanas, Green Monkeys, Purple Parrots, and Silver Snakes

[Xero]

Okay, nm.

[Poit]

I don't drink soda either...

[screech]

"Well most people do!"

:shifty:

[Xero]

I don't drink soda either...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/cole.jpg
You're a weirdo.

[screech]

:rofl:

[legendkillerRKO]

u need 3 balls!

[Poit]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/cole.jpg
You're a weirdo.

Y'know, I think Cole calling me a weirdo makes me feel a bit better about myself.

[parkmania]

Confucius say baseball is wrong - man with 4 balls cannot walk!

[legendkillerRKO]

Confucius say baseball is wrong - man with 4 balls cannot walk!

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

[Xero]

Eddie. :'(

[Xero]

DOCTOR'S NOTE

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry, I had to feed my baby. I know you all missed me.

I think it's cool that Tarver is getting good use out of that t-shirt maker he got for his birthday.

[Xero]

Next next next top superstar.

4 Contract!

2 WEEEEEEKS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

DOCTOR'S NOTE

That was amazing. Such a heel.

[Xero]

I think it's cool that Tarver is getting good use out of that t-shirt maker he got for his birthday.

LOL

[parkmania]

I think it's cool that Tarver is getting good use out of that t-shirt maker he got for his birthday.

It's good to have a fall-back plan.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I liked that little 'surfboard stomp', I guess I would call it.

[parkmania]

BTW, calling for a double countout this match so neither of them gets a win.

[parkmania]

"Yeah, that was kinda stupid, wasn't it!" - Cole

[legendkillerRKO]

MacGruber! he likes making weapons out of household materials! MacGruber!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that how you kick someone's fucking head in?

[Anybody Thrilla]

As soon as I saw that stupid looking slam, I realized it was a finisher because I had never seen it before....then my heart sank.

[parkmania]

Carlito: FINISH HIM!

[Xero]

I'm starting to feel this is a burial... If Danielson doesn't go out next week he has it won, but he may actually be knocked out, sent to FCW for a while and brought back up for NXT2.

[Anybody Thrilla]

YOUNG: I'm tired of this!

PUNK: You're sick of this???

[Xero]

Sodas Rule

[Anybody Thrilla]

Every time Heath Slater does anything, it makes me angry. Maybe he'd make a good heel.

[legendkillerRKO]

i want to pump kick heath slater in the mouth

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sodas Rule

And cake rocks the body that rocks the party.

[parkmania]

Slater should be DQ'ed for not doing the baseball bat correctly.

[legendkillerRKO]

slater shud be dq'd he didnt do the dizzy bat right...its forehead on the bat douche nozzle

[parkmania]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

[Xero]

Those cups are $8 a pop.

[Anybody Thrilla]

YOU'LL NEVER BE A WWE SUPERSTAR IF YOU DON'T DRINK SODA REALLY FAST AND JUGGLE FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS!

[legendkillerRKO]

why is it so hard for them to chug soda?

[Emperor Smeat]

This is why Cena isn't Young's mentor since he would have learned how to "superman" the finish to win.

[parkmania]

Darren Young DQ'ed for not juggling right

[Anybody Thrilla]

If they insist on these dumbass challenges, they should just film them earlier and just show highlights and results.

[parkmania]

Gonna be funny if it actually DOES come down that everyone except Daniel Bryan gets DQed for a course infraction.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Cryin' Like a Bitch" by Godsmack

I didn't even know they still existed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Josh forget that Striker wrestled?

[parkmania]

That song was written about another band - Motley Crue.

[Poit]

Gabriel actually juggled!

[legendkillerRKO]

lol Otunga looks like a monkey but apprently is unfamiliar with the monkey bars!

[legendkillerRKO]

and cant juggle 2 balls hahaha

[Innovator]

Has Otunga ever lifted his lower body? Unporportioned

[VSG]

Wait, didn't Young drop the balls too and yet not penalized?

[parkmania]

Waiting for one of the guys to let out a big belch after drinking.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That song was written about another band - Motley Crue.

Really? Are they beefing?

[Xero]

WHATS UP!?

[legendkillerRKO]

so i hate R Truth so much im rooting for Otunga

[Anybody Thrilla]

After as many times as R-Truth has done that entrance, it amazes me how often it usually ends up pretty off beat.

[Xero]

Wasn't he doing it in TNA too?

[parkmania]

Really? Are they beefing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryin%27_Like_A_Bitch

[legendkillerRKO]

so Miz and Jericho are a team on Raw so thier team name is Jiz???

[Xero]

so Miz and Jericho are a team on Raw so thier team name is Jiz???

Right.

[legendkillerRKO]

damn i wud vote for Miz and Cho. Enterprises

[parkmania]

Put Jericho and Miz in facepaint and call them Y So Awesome?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Lie Detector is the worst finisher in the WWE, possibly of all time.

[legendkillerRKO]

well they can mash their songs with "I came to break the walls down"...gotta be better than the Miz Big Show mashup

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:

Michael Cole is such a chode.

[parkmania]

Barrett pulls a Tarver? Isn't that gimmick infringement?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Barrett pulled a Tarver last week too.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: botch with the clock by Striker

[Anybody Thrilla]

Man...how did NXT go from amazing to amazingly stupid in such a short period of time?

[legendkillerRKO]

lol maybe he just congratulated on being able to finish and not face planting like darren young

[parkmania]

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[VSG]

Was Skip supposed to win back then?

[legendkillerRKO]

lol skip already won a challenge!

[Providence Peep]

Anyone know if the Moondogs are wrestling tonight?

[legendkillerRKO]

they will come up with some bullshit reason why skip won if he was supposed to like gabriel got DQ'd somehow or the clock was messed up...who knows lol its WWE

[Providence Peep]

Look at the monkey on the monkey bars

[legendkillerRKO]

lol at Tarver actually tryin and being awful!

[legendkillerRKO]

well then maybe Tarver will finish last and finally be gone!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Of all the challenges, why does Tarver choose to compete in this one?

[Poit]

Is he gonna puke on Lil Naitch?

[legendkillerRKO]

ME!

[VSG]

He's the most dangerous wookie all right!

[parkmania]

Really wish Skip would decide if he's a face or heel.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So the "main event" tonight was Michael Tarver failing miserably. Interesting.

[Emperor Smeat]

For a guy who wanted to be eliminated, Tarver seems to be very upset when others agree with him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Justin GAYbriel

:lol:

Are you kidding me?

[parkmania]

Heh. It took them how many weeks to make the Justin Gay-briel joke?

[Poit]

Justin GAYbriel

:lol:

Are you kidding me?

It's the best Otunga can come up with.

[legendkillerRKO]

fuck em darren fuck em up!!!

[VSG]

That was funny

[parkmania]

Wade had complete control of DY's upper body there for a minute until he had to let go.

[Fignuts]

You know what would be awesome? If this Daniel Bryan losing streak is leading up to him just snapping and beating the crap out of miz and anyone else nearby, and just going on a rampage.

[Juan]

You know what would be awesome? If this Daniel Bryan losing streak is leading up to him just snapping and beating the crap out of miz and anyone else nearby, and just going on a rampage.

Something's gotta give. I don't know why people think he's actually being legit buried here.

[Fignuts]

Yeah, doesn't matter what his record is. Coming off looking strong in matches with people like batista and jericho, speaks much louder than numbers, to me.

[Juan]

Exactly

[Skippord]

I like Michael Tarver a lot more than most of the NXT guys

kind of a bummer

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, doesn't matter what his record is. Coming off looking strong in matches with people like batista and jericho, speaks much louder than numbers, to me.

But he lost to Michael Tarver, Darren Young, David Otunga, and pretty much everyone else. He's in a competition AGAINST THOSE GUYS, so I think it's hard to justify him being put above them when he's losing to them.

Even though he looked good against Chris Jericho, Heath Slater WON against Chris Jericho. Something isn't adding up.

[Skippord]

does anyone else find it odd that Heath Slater has won all these matches but still hasn't used a finisher?

[VSG]

Does he have a finisher?

[Innovator]

Only one ginger can have a finisher