New Machette Trailer

[Droford]

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Personally liked the original one better but the cast of this is getting insane.

[Boondock Saint]

Looks awesome

[Jeritron]

Been waiting for this for a while. I was a huge fan of Grindhouse.

[Droford]

They need to do a Thanksgiving movie as well. Maybe if this does well, Eli Roth will go ahead and do it.

[D Mac]

So is this a standalone or part of Grindhouse 2?

[Downunder]

That's awesome

[owenbrown]

Original "Machete" trailer from the "Grindhouse" films
NSFW as it is uncensored (nudity)

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[Zeeboe]

I'm really looking forward to watching this movie. It looks AWESOME. I love Grindhouse, I love grindhouse films, & I love the cast that's in it, so I truly believe I will love "Machete".

I may skip work the day it comes out, & go see the first showing of it at the Alamo Drafthouse (which is a very grindhouse kind of theater) here in Austin, Texas, where this picture was shot at. I feel a lot of hometown pride about this film. :y:

[Jon Kano]

always wondered, is Machete supposed to the be the character Trejo plays in Desperado?

[Jeritron]

No but he does some of the same things in the trailer. Like exact. For instance, when he throws the knives downwards through the sunroof of a car.

[Jeritron]

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[Jeritron]

You mean that a Mexican day laborer, is a goddamn federale!

[D Mac]

So is this a standalone or part of Grindhouse 2?

Thanks for answering assholes.

Had to look it up myself. :mad:

[Zeeboe]

I think Machete does exist in the same movie universe as Planet Terror and Death Proof, because Cherry Darling is listed in the same credits on Machete's IMDB page.

Just wishful thinking: I would have loved it if they could have gotten Stuntman Mike in there for a cameo.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cherry Darling is appearing in a fake trailer at the start of the film.

[Zeeboe]

Cherry Darling is appearing in a fake trailer at the start of the film.

Oh, okay. Cool. I forgot that there will be a fake trailer, or fake trailers. I guess this is like a Grindhouse sequel. Sweet. :y:

Anyhow: Bill the Butcher vs. Machete. Huh, huh? :D This would be quite the battle I think.....

"At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the five points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it!

(To Machete)......You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"

[Droford]

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even better lol

[CSL]

Does it still have Lindsey Lohan's bewbs in it? Watching UFC rn

[Zeeboe]

Yeah, I just watched that logo's trailer. Danny Trejo posted it earlier on his myspace. That's pretty cool.

[Droford]

Does it still have Lindsey Lohan's bewbs in it? Watching UFC rn
I thought she was the Nun in the 1/2 second shot?

[Zeeboe]

I thought she was the Nun in the 1/2 second shot?

Yeah, that's her.

[Kalyx triaD]

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[Funky Fly]

Yeah, gonna watch that.

[Kalyx triaD]

Michelle Rodriguez would get rocked so hard.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102463

[Kalyx triaD]

Merge it, baby!

[Schlomey]

so the spoof trailer from Grindhouse gets a feature film!? Love Trejo and Rodriguez and it looks to be a From Dusk till Dawn reunion of sorts by the looks of it.. I support this project and will pay money to see this.

[Downunder]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[El Capitano Gatisto]

Steve Seagal. Fucking hell.

[RP]

this looks pretty horrible tbh

[El Capitano Gatisto]

You look horrible.

[RP]

You look horrible.

Suck a bag of dicks

[El Capitano Gatisto]

Eat a suitcase full of bum holes.

[RP]

don't be the spawn of a male homosexual relationship

[Schlomey]

ya'll can eat a hammock full of bum holes and a desk full of cheezits.....cuz this shit looks tasty.

[D Mac]

Yeah another fun popcorn movie.

[Blitz]

Looks so badass. Can't wait for it.

[Funky Fly]

There a date on this?

[Jeritron]

I'm not sure which weekend specifically but it's coming out in September

[Xerzes]

so the spoof trailer from Grindhouse gets a feature film!? Love Trejo and Rodriguez and it looks to be a From Dusk till Dawn reunion of sorts by the looks of it.. I support this project and will pay money to see this.

Two, actually. I'm told Hobo With A Shotgun is becoming full-length also.

[Droford]

There a date on this?

9/3/10

[Droford]

Get a fandango code for $4 good for 1 movie up to $12 through Groupon (http://www.groupon.com/deals/fandango-email/)

Im gonna use it to see Machette when it comes out, but you could use it on any movie.

Good anywhere in the US that partners with Fandango (not just Orange County, I dont get why its listed there) You gotta be a member of Groupon and registered at Fandango as well.

[Jeritron]

lol you love coupons

[Droford]

Im not passing up the chance to see this for $4. Its $11 to see a movie at the theater here now which is just fucking ridiculous.

[RP]

Does Jessica Alba show her tits in this?

[Droford]

Only white person in the theatre. Feelin mighty uncomfortable lol.

[Crimson]

Ughh I loved this movie..and almost anything Rodriguez

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Hella fun movie</font>

[Blitz]

Fucking amazing movie. So good.

[Buzzkill]

Machete don't text