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Ruien
05-06-2010, 05:21 PM
As midgets are suppose to be comedy acts, what the heck is up with WWE and retarded midgets? Ever since they made the midget wrestling division on Smackdown!, it seems any midget ever used is retarded. Hornswoggle can not even speak english, let alone do anything sane. Maybe it was explained in the Vince/Finley storyline, but is Hornswoggle suppose to be retarded? For the life of me, figuring it out seems to be impossible.

kareru
05-06-2010, 05:24 PM
he's meant to be a leprechaun, have you ever heard a leprechaun to speak?

Xero
05-06-2010, 05:30 PM
Hornswoggle sells merch.

Ruien
05-06-2010, 05:37 PM
By no means is he useless, just wondering why most midgets act like they are a retard. Are we suppose to get they are adults?

Xero
05-06-2010, 05:38 PM
We're supposed to suspend belief and laugh at little people.

Why do you think there are midget shows like "Little People, Big World"? To showcase how a "different family" works? Bullshit, it's because people like to point and laugh at midgets.

kareru
05-06-2010, 05:44 PM
i want to see the wwe break out some sexy diva midgets

Lock Jaw
05-06-2010, 06:07 PM
He was speaking leprechaun. People who speak it, like Shawn Michaels, were able to understand him.

kareru
05-06-2010, 06:37 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cXxrzGvfsjI/Sejc5prxKOI/AAAAAAAAABc/FAbaftuYsCU/s320/bridgetp.jpg

DaveBrawl
05-06-2010, 07:38 PM
he's meant to be a leprechaun, have you ever heard a leprechaun to speak?

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/317/013328_11.jpg
http://aftontech.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lucky_the_leprechaun-400-400.jpg

Yes

dronepool
05-06-2010, 07:53 PM
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/317/013328_11.jpg
http://aftontech.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lucky_the_leprechaun-400-400.jpg

Yes

http://i43.tinypic.com/2qm2lqc.jpg

kareru
05-06-2010, 08:09 PM
those are fake leprechauns

Schlomey
05-07-2010, 12:40 AM
real enough for ya!?

http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/leprechaun.jpg


http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/themes/clean-blog/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/leprechaun-costume-ideas-800x800.jpg&w=590&h=200&zc=1

http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/398275743_8028c9efdf.jpg

http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/leprechaun-costume-ideas-800x800.jpg

.44 Magdalene
05-07-2010, 01:09 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cXxrzGvfsjI/Sejc5prxKOI/AAAAAAAAABc/FAbaftuYsCU/s320/bridgetp.jpg

I'll be honest, I don't think I would have to drink much to fuck that midget.

The Franchise
05-07-2010, 01:22 AM
BridgetTheMidget.com

Lock Jaw
05-07-2010, 01:27 AM
http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/398275743_8028c9efdf.jpg

http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/The-Office-Kevin.jpg

Ruien
05-07-2010, 01:30 AM
I'll be honest, I don't think I would have to drink to fuck that midget.

But I always wanted to fuck a midget.

jerichoholicninja
05-07-2010, 01:50 AM
Aren't midgets treated as serious competitors in Mexico? I used to watch some AAA when I got the chance and during the 12 man/women/tranny/midget tag match they were all treated as serious competitors. I'm pretty sure the finish involved one of the really old tranny's pinning one of the male competitors and then kissing him after. Then all the men/women/trannies/midgets celebrated in the ring.

Afterlife
05-07-2010, 03:24 AM
On a side note, it is my understanding that "midget" is the "nigger" of little people. I believe they prefer the term "dwarf".

Although, I have no idea why and never bothered to research it, so I could be entirely wrong.

Again.

DAMN iNATOR
05-07-2010, 09:48 AM
I remember back in the day watching the "Juniors Division" on SD! and thinking it was hilarious. These days, meh, not so much...anywho this is a match featuring two of the division's competitors in a Velocity match, Mascarita Sagrada v. Octagoncito.
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Anybody Thrilla
05-07-2010, 01:56 PM
On a side note, it is my understanding that "midget" is the "nigger" of little people. I believe they prefer the term "dwarf".

Although, I have no idea why and never bothered to research it, so I could be entirely wrong.

Again.

I'm pretty sure they prefer the term 'little people'.

TannerLittleton
05-09-2010, 05:10 PM
Aren't midgets treated as serious competitors in Mexico? I used to watch some AAA when I got the chance and during the 12 man/women/tranny/midget tag match they were all treated as serious competitors. I'm pretty sure the finish involved one of the really old tranny's pinning one of the male competitors and then kissing him after. Then all the men/women/trannies/midgets celebrated in the ring.


Are you serious or are you being serial?

Xero
05-09-2010, 05:11 PM
Stop posting your sig.

Next Big Thing
05-09-2010, 05:16 PM
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It's real, it's damn real

Afterlife
05-09-2010, 06:01 PM
I'm pretty sure they prefer the term 'little people'.

That's great. But I don't. It's too vague.

TannerLittleton
05-09-2010, 09:20 PM
Stop posting your sig.

Sorry.

Xero
05-09-2010, 09:27 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=14895&type=sigpic&dateline=1273380388

Felt like posting your sig because she's hot.

TannerLittleton
05-10-2010, 01:24 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=14895&type=sigpic&dateline=1273380388

Felt like posting your sig because she's hot.

Indeed she is. It's a shame WWE misused her the way they did. I think she'd be better off in TNA or an indy,the same can be said about Gail Kim too.

Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2010, 06:21 PM
That's great. But I don't. It's too vague.

Agreed.