Official RAW Thread for 05/10/10 - Wars? Where we're going we don't need wars...

[Xero]

Sup?

<s>Monday Night Wars</s> RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Corndad]

Last WWE Event in Mellon Arena tonight. Great memories there.

Hell in a Cell with Taker and Foley
The Angle switch on Smackdown before WM 19 vs Brock
2nd Ladder Match between HBK and Razor at SummerSlam
Angle winning title from Austin just after 9/11.

Great stuff.

[Volare]

Anyone suspect anything big might be happening tonight because of the legacy this arena has?

[Cool King]

Is the arena getting demolished or something? :-\

[Corndad]

Is the arena getting demolished or something? :-\

They are building a new arena beside it. They haven't decided whats gonna happen to Mellon (use to be Civic) Arena yet but unforunately probably demolished. :(

[Johnny Vegas]

Can someone post that match between Kurt Angle & Stone Cold after 9/11

[ClockShot]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Evening, folks.

[Innovator]

Rep for the Doc

[RawRocks]

Randy! :D

[RawRocks]

what the hell is Meat Loaf doing?

[ClockShot]

Why is Meat Loaf out here/here in general?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO

PLEASE!

[Poit]

:wtf:

[El Tigre]

Aww, he's serenading Randy, how sweet

[RawRocks]

just RKO the son of a bitch

[SOCCER LEGS]

meat loaf is the fucking man

[El Tigre]

Promote your new album, get RKO'd. Good for you Meatloaf

[KIRA]

PLEASE RANDY END MY SUFFERING

[The Gold Standard]

Orton is becoming the new Austin and it is working.

[Schlomey]

Meat Loaf...aka...my favorite all time musician....OMG THIS IS ALREADY THE MOST EPIC MOMENT OF MY YEAR. Screw taker/michaels. FUCKING MEAT LOAF GETS AN RKO = lifetime memory.

[screech]

Orton is becoming the new Austin and it is working.

Loving it

[RawRocks]

about time

[Innovator]

no more guest hosts? YES

[Schlomey]

sorry guys but i'm in fucking heaven.

[Poit]

FINALLY

[ClockShot]

IS IT ENDING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOCCER LEGS]

oh shit he's bringing back vicki

[Poit]

EXCUSE ME

[Schlomey]

RAW is Vickie !!!!

[RawRocks]

Oh God no

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[The Gold Standard]

I saw that coming

However, I am excited there is finally a GM on Raw

[screech]

LIVE HEAT

[The Gold Standard]

EXCUSE ME!!!

[KIRA]

The heat machine cometh

[El Tigre]

Vicki for GM! Here we go again...

[The Gold Standard]

She gets more heat than anyone I have ever seen.

[Schlomey]

Vickie = real heel heat/hate.



I'M STILL REELING FROM THE MEAT LOAF SIGHTING.

[Innovator]

So are we forgetting about Edge breaking up with Vickie?

[Johnny Vegas]

OMG, this woman is getting boo'd louder than anyone i've ever heard before. Ever.

[Triple Naitch]

LOL! Was that a midget they showed in the crowd?

[RGWhat316]

I will actually take Vickie every week over lame hosts.

[ClockShot]

GUEST HOSTS ARE OVER AND DONE WITH!


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[El Tigre]

So are we forgetting about Edge breaking up with Vickie?

Looks like it, memory is a bitch in the WWE Universe.

[The Gold Standard]

GUEST HOSTS ARE OVER AND DONE WITH!


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[DarKCentaur]

I don't think they said they're ending the guest hosts, just that they wouldn't have any authority.

[RawRocks]

I will take Vicki over the Guest Hosts myself but :nono:

[The Gold Standard]

Can we call Jericho and Miz, Jizz?

[DarKCentaur]

But FUCK YEAH, VICKIE AS GM OF RAW!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Love the move, much better at getting heat than most heels.

[Providence Peep]

I don't think they said they're ending the guest hosts, just that they wouldn't have any authority.

[Schlomey]

I can't believe more of you aren't as happy as I am about meat loaf. Yeah yea yea Vickie is back and that is cool....But the bat outa hell just took a half stunner half rko like a FUCKING CHAMP.


I'll rep someone everyday for a month if they can .gif that.

[blak23]

so what's the point of the hosts

[The Gold Standard]

I think I was just happy that segment was over Schlomey

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Bad fucking move wwe, vickie should be fired

[KIRA]

Thank you Budda, Jesus, Mohammad, L.ron hubburd volcano alien,Vishnu whoever ended this guest host crap thank you

[Ultra Mantis]

Would have preferred Regal for GM but I guess this works well enough.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

But FUCK YEAH, VICKIE AS GM OF RAW!

:mad::foc::n::rant::nono::shifty::-\:nono::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[thedamndest]

Looks like he's gonna sleep on it. Baby, baby, let him sleep on it.

[Schlomey]

I think I was just happy that segment was over Schlomey



best opening segment of all time in my eyes.

[Ultra Mantis]

Miz vs Bret Hart next week? :wtf:

[Hanso Amore]

Smith is improving tons...but he botched that Sharpshooter

[ClockShot]

Meri Co. gets tag title shot, *insert Hart Dynasty member here* gets the U.S. title shot, Meri Co. wins tag titles, Hart Dynasty member wins U.S. title, Hart Dynasty breaks up.

In that order, I think.

[thedamndest]

Why doesn't Batista make the stipulation "when the match starts you lose the championship"?

[DarKCentaur]

I dunno, everything just seems to be pointing towards a Bryan-Miz feud for the US Title when NXT ends

[DarKCentaur]

Why doesn't Batista make the stipulation "when the match starts you lose the championship"?

I think TNA is doing that on Thursday. WWE doesn't wanna rip off their idea

[Cool King]

I've been meaning to ask for a while now, but does anyone know why the ring ropes on Raw are now white? :-\

They've been white for about a month or so now.

[RawRocks]

i wouldnt be surprised if two NXT rookies become regulars... Daniel Bryan and the winner of the series.

[ClockShot]

I've been meaning to ask for a while now, but does anyone know why the ring ropes on Raw are now white? :-\

They've been white for about a month or so now.

Somebody poured some bleach in the washing machine?

Who knows.

[The Gold Standard]

WHAT'S UP

[The Gold Standard]

FLAVA FLAVVVV

[RawRocks]

WHATS UP

[Hanso Amore]

lol Flava FLAAAAAAAAAAAVVVV

[Stickman]

Welp, when Viki came out as the new GM I am officially done with Raw. She doesn't get heel heat, she gets get the fuck off my tv heat. I"m done now guys.

[ClockShot]

Whoa whoa whoa. Where's the Public Enemy music? Can't we get Fight the Power cued up or something?

[KIRA]

cant fucking believe how over Truth is....and he found his father this is a hell of a RAW

[DarKCentaur]

Live on Impact this Thursday!! The Wheel of DOOM Match! 8 men compete in a reverse battle royale, where the first man to enter the ring gets to spin the WHEEL OF DOOM! Whatever briefcase it lands on, the competitor must then climb a pole on the corner of the ring and hang the briefcase on it. Only then will they receive a special key from the ref that will unlock their way into Orlando Jordan's heart. The second competitor to enter the ring... etc etc

[thedamndest]

Flava Flav is still getting a lot of mileage out of that Flava Flav roast from 2007.

[Johnny Vegas]

Chris Tucker: "...what the hell did you just say?"

[Hanso Amore]

Colons working for Dibiase?

[ClockShot]

And we're off with Colon Bros. push #100

I think we're up that high.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Flava Flav is the absolute worst thing to happen to Raw yet...

[Johnny Vegas]

I see the WWE writers are actually giving a damn if the Colons get to do something meaningful.

[The Gold Standard]

I like that Ted is becoming a big shot.

[Hanso Amore]

Nah. That just sold their heel turn on raw. Ted paid them off as part of his feud with R Truth.

I think thats the last time we see them working with Ted.

[The Gold Standard]

They would be a good heel tag team if tag teams meant anything anymore. The only teams that mean anything are the champs and #1 contenders.

[Hanso Amore]

I love Maryse

Fuck anyone who doesnt

[Favre4Ever]

I would sell my soul to bang Maryse.

[RawRocks]

I would love to see Randy RKO Vickie about 50 times in one night

[Johnny Vegas]

lol ok dude

[RawRocks]

Commercial Free Raw next week!

[DarKCentaur]

That's right you heard me Vince commercial free

[blak23]

buzz aldrin oh boy!!!!

[ClockShot]

Commercial free next week.

Wonder who the sponsor is going to be.

[The Gold Standard]

WOO WOO WOO

[Poit]

WOO WOO WOO

You know it.

[parkmania]

The longer this Raw goes, the happier I am that I DIDN'T get tickets for it.

[KIRA]

You know it over when you job to evan bourne

[ClockShot]

Ouch. Ryder's gonna get it in back.

[parkmania]

Next week we'll get to see a mixed tag match: Evan and Gail vs. Zack and Alicia.

[The Gold Standard]

Next week we'll get to see a mixed tag match: Evan and Gail vs. Zack and Alicia.

Most Likely

[parkmania]

BTW: The crowd'll probably be dead for a while. I'm sure news is making it's way through the arena that the Pens lost tonight.

[Favre4Ever]

I would sell my soul to the devil if it meant Pittsburgh loses Game 7.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Figures WWE would back away from loser leaves town with TNA using it.

[RawRocks]

Batista vs Cena in an I Quit Match

[ClockShot]

Vince you spineless bastard, you didn't wanna have a career match like TNA is gonna have. DID YOU?!

[parkmania]

Human Jar of Mayonaise, Fella!

[ClockShot]

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FELLA!

[Favre4Ever]

fuck you Cena

[Johnny Vegas]

lol there was some little kid screaming CENA when he was getting beat up

[Poit]

Koolaid man with the save!

[parkmania]

Mark Henry saves cena?!?!

[The Gold Standard]

Hot Crowd for Henry

[Loose Cannon]

lol wtf Mark Henry.

[.44 Magdalene]

Did I... miss something...?

[DarKCentaur]

MARK HEY HEY HENRY

[Johnny Vegas]

SOMEBODY GON GIT THEY ASS KICKED

[Loose Cannon]

Batista took the most insane bump I've ever seen him take for Henry. lol

[The Gold Standard]

I thought he was going to turn on him

[Johnny Vegas]

I have a feeling that Edge and Orton are going to end up fooling everybody...

[.44 Magdalene]

Could we see the return of Rated RKO? O:

[Emperor Smeat]

Love the heel style Edge has with being the opportunist and manipulator for any situation possible.

[RawRocks]

I think Vickie gets RKO'd and speared. :lol:

[The Gold Standard]

I would not like Rated RKO to return. Orton is so over right now with this Austin like persona. Keep him like that.

[Loose Cannon]

turning Orton heel right now would be the dumbest thing they could do right now

[Johnny Vegas]

I'm not saying they should turn Orton heel, more like turn Edge face.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Nah, I predict Edge to accidentally spear Vicki, and get RKO for the loss. Thus ending his partnership with the new GM.

[Johnny Vegas]

I mean Edge just seems too "excited" for this match (kayfabe of course) and usually when things like this happen (ala DX "turning" on each other when it was HHH/HBK/Chyna on RAW in '97), i just dont. know.

[ClockShot]

That was quick. Too quick for that matter.

[parkmania]

OK, so is there going to be a "new" member of the Hart family next week a la Henryswoggle?

[parkmania]

Natalya the new US champ?

[ClockShot]

Oh god. They're making Nattie the new Chyna?

[The Gold Standard]

The Miz v BRET HART!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Kinda hoped he would have said Stu or Owen and wrestled a body bag. Miz would probably get stabbed.

[parkmania]

Yeah, shoulda seen that one coming...

[Poit]

... what?

[Loose Cannon]

I mean Edge just seems too "excited" for this match (kayfabe of course) and usually when things like this happen (ala DX "turning" on each other when it was HHH/HBK/Chyna on RAW in '97), i just dont. know.

I haven't been watching his segments tonight, so if it's been like this, you could be right. I hope not though. they are not that stupid

[Johnny Vegas]

lol how is this going to work? And i heard someone yell "Owen"...fucked up lol

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Did The Miz forget Bret kinda can't wrestle. You know, big insurance policy and all.

[Johnny Vegas]

Kinda hoped he would have said Stu or Owen and wrestled a body bag. Miz would probably get stabbed.

Especially in Canada, people wouild be hopping the guardrails to get at him.

[parkmania]

3 weeks till Burn Notice!

[ClockShot]

John Morrison is soooooooooooo better than this.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, could they have put together a more rag tag group to represent the pros....

[RawRocks]

8 on 4 tag team match? hmm!

[Loose Cannon]

poor John Morrison

[parkmania]

HUGE clusterfuck incoming!

[parkmania]

Still waiting for Wade Barrett's titantron that he won...

[Innovator]

Did Otunga just botch a tag? REALLY?

[parkmania]

Surprised the rookies didn't just leave Otunga hanging.

[Innovator]

DRAAAAAAAAGON!

[Loose Cannon]

Heath Slater just got the biggest pop of them all

[dronepool]

YES!

[parkmania]

Daniel Bryan WINS!

[RawRocks]

Daniel Bryan picks up the win

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: he finally won a match.

:shifty:

[Poit]

Bryan won a match? :eek:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I can't believe they gave him SUCH a throwaway win...

[Innovator]

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON

[HeartBreakMan2k]

What a fucking waste

[parkmania]

And Tarver got rid of that mohawk.

[Ultra Mantis]

John Morrison just got the biggest pop of them all

[RawRocks]

WWE needs its own cable/satellite channel ... they certainly have more than enough in the video archives to do it.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

What a fucking waste

Again

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Regal really is a MUCH MUCH MUCH better rapper than Flava Flave

[Poit]

:lol: @ Regal rapping.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And I fucking loathe Flava Flave

[parkmania]

Cole, STFU with trying to imitate Flav.

[Johnny Vegas]

HB2k, what is your beef with Flava? Jesus Christ lol.

[Johnny Vegas]

By the way, Kozlov's bust a move was lol

[parkmania]

Nice "twitchy-eye" there, Dave!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

His whole personality now annoys me. I respect what he was, but now he just comes off as a bad joke to me.

[Cool King]

I loved Regal's rap. :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

about time someone beat the shit out of Henry

[muffalufagus]

LoL @ that rings of saturn.

[Loose Cannon]

this is awesome

[parkmania]

Mark Henry getting some time off and come back with a gimmick tweak (again)???

[Loose Cannon]

well worth the new contract

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Dave's version of the rings of Saturn is kinda shitty, although much better than Cena's version of the STF.

[ClockShot]

Not a bad submission dave got there.

[Loose Cannon]

lol meatloaf.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

So upon watching it again, his version of the rings wasn't bad. Marks just fucking huge...

[DarKCentaur]

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD FOR TED

[RawRocks]

WWE wishes Vickie Guerrero well in her future endeavors after getting speared and RKO'd.

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHA, Teddy is jobbing here

[ClockShot]

Ted needs some new music. Love the Legacy theme, but they're done.

[parkmania]

Ok, so Bret somehow wins the belt and retires with it. Vickie has a tournament, the winner faces Miz for the vacant belt (during this time Miz-icho get to have their brief run at the tag titles). Miz gets the US belt back in time for NXT to end and Daniel Bryan gets the belt off Miz.

[parkmania]

Orton/Ted double-turn?

[parkmania]

Just thought of something: Virgil might just show up tonight. Last I knew he was living in the PGH area.

[ClockShot]

Poor Ted.

[RawRocks]

Didnt think of R Truth factoring into the match.

[Innovator]

PUNT HER

[ClockShot]

"I DON'T THINK.........YOU WANT TO DO THAT"

[parkmania]

If you were Vickie, why the hell would you stand up?

[The Gold Standard]

Resigns...

[RawRocks]

Run Vickie Run!

[ClockShot]

Sooooooooooooooooooo? No more GM?

[parkmania]

So Vickie is free to go back to SD and LayCool.

[Loose Cannon]

Glad it was a one time deal. I like Vickie, but we've seen her as GM already.

I want Ted Dibiase Sr as GM

[EdgeHeadSince08]

I'm sick of watching RAW and bullshit happens! I hate how they are making Edge a dickhead now and Orton a face! Edge doesn't have a lot of years left, let him be a face for a while! Like WHAT THE F*CK!?!?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I KNOW RIGHT!

[Corndad]

2 Things.

Kinda dissappointed they didn't do one of those kick ass montages of the old visits to Mellon, but then again may be the Pittsburghese talkin there

Second, Why throw away Bryans first win in that? Any other rookie could have got the pin. Oh well, see where it goes now I suppose.

[Johnny Vegas]

I'm sick of watching RAW and bullshit happens! I hate how they are making Edge a dickhead now and Orton a face! Edge doesn't have a lot of years left, let him be a face for a while! Like WHAT THE F*CK!?!?

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[The Franchise]

Bret better get a big mother truckin pop next week in Toronto

[Zeeboe]

WOW. ONLY six pages? lmao.....what, Vickie is back? Yeah, good thing I pretty much stopped watching Raw again after WM. EDIT: Oh, it was a one time thing? Okay. Well, I don't watch Smackdown at all, so yeah. But sadly, Raw still has some pretty boring wrestlers that take up too much TV time.

I'd like to see Bret next week maybe, but I may just wait for the clip so I don't have to sit through this current, boring WWEEEEE crap.

[Juan]

That's big talk from someone who hasn't watched since WM

[Cool King]

I'm sick of watching RAW and bullshit happens! I hate how they are making Edge a dickhead now and Orton a face! Edge doesn't have a lot of years left, let him be a face for a while! Like WHAT THE F*CK!?!?

No.

[Londoner]

Tried to watch abit of raw last night after the hockey, bored the hell out of me and gave up, meh.

[Mooияakeя™]

Batista took the most insane bump I've ever seen him take for Henry. lol

seriously, someone needs to get a vid up of that. It was like a move right out of the Michaels v Hogan match.

[Zeeboe]

That's big talk from someone who hasn't watched since WM

Believe me, I don't need to watch it often enough to know it sucks. Wrestling for me pretty much died when it became WWE oddly enough. Did you guys even know it use to be called WWF? That truly concerns me....one day, that's gonna be like some big "Did you know" trivia thing, & fans of tomorrow are probably gonna be all surprised or some sad stuff, & maybe even mock the old name. :( I hate getting old.

It wasn't the name change either. Wrestling just slowly got boring. I watched it all the way up to the summer of 2003. After that, I retired as a fan, only coming back to watch it every so often, just like how the legends will sometimes appear on Raw.


Yeah, yeah, cool story bro, right? That net trend is dumb. :( It almost sounds like the person is being serious. There's not enough "sarcasm" to it. Most people don't even fall for it.

The "golf clap" is better. :y:

[Londoner]

Believe me, I don't need to watch it often enough to know it sucks. Wrestling for me pretty much died when it became WWE oddly enough. Did you guys even know it use to be called WWF? That truly concerns me....one day, that's gonna be like some big "Did you know" trivia thing, & fans of tomorrow are probably gonna be all surprised or some sad stuff, & maybe even mock the old name. :( I hate getting old.

It wasn't the name change either. Wrestling just slowly got boring. I watched it all the way up to the summer of 2003. After that, I retired as a fan, only coming back to watch it every so often, just like how the legends will sometimes appear on Raw.


Yeah, yeah, cool story bro, right? That net trend is dumb. :( It almost sounds like the person is being serious. There's not enough "sarcasm" to it. Most people don't even fall for it.

The "golf clap" is better. :y:

You can fuck right off.