Things that could be said about wrestling, but sound bizarre outside of it

[Xero]

You know, stuff that we talk about all the time like it's nothing, but if someone who didn't watch/get wrestling read it they'd go "WTF".

Though that doesn't make much sense after Kane chokeslammed him into their skeletons....

[Rollermacka]

This thread reminded me of something completely random that has nothing to do with it. I have heard Goldust's theme used in a commercial for Univision (spanish TV network) and Ahmed Johnson's theme music in a prono

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... somehow not sexy, but luckily Ahmed wasnt in it :shifty:

[VSG]

How about a man rising from the dead multiple times?

[KYR]

"Hey, did you catch those two oiled-up guys going for it last night? Man, the muscles on those dudes."
"Yeah, I was so excited I wanted to jump right in and join them."
"What about the noise that guy was making. Christ he was taking a pounding from that dude. I mean, how BIG IS THAT GUY?"
"Yeah, split him wide open."
"Haha, now that's what I call a SPINEBUSTER."

[Jeritron]

"I hope he goes over. He needs the rub"

[Stickman]

Double team

[Vastardikai]

He was ALL OVER that guy!

[ImpactPlayer365]

"I met Y2J and he was in total kayfabe, I marked out cause I'm a jerichoholic."

[Juan]

about 99% of things wrestling fans say.

[dronepool]

"He gave him a facebuster for the finish"

[GoneFishing]

"Vince screwed Bret."

Does that count?

[XCaliber]

(S)marks?

[Evolution]

"... so he bonked him on the head with a bedpan, shocked him with the defibrelator gimmick and gave him an enema!"

:shifty:

[Swiss Ultimate]

You know, stuff that we talk about all the time like it's nothing, but if someone who didn't watch/get wrestling read it they'd go "WTF".

John Cena would not sell for Miz.

[Shadrick]

Man, did you hear the response you got at your surprise birthday party? Dude you are SO over.

[XCaliber]

Wondering why SD still resorts to using canned heat.

[Gerard]

A man asking the crowd if they wanted head..

[Lock Jaw]

"Jeff Harvey with the Elevated Dick!"