So you meet your favorite wrestler of all time

[Swiss Ultimate]

alive or dead, what do you say to him? What questions do you have to ask?

[Anybody Thrilla]

When I first met Chris Jericho, I asked him if he was going to jump to WWF or not. He said something to the effect of "I dunno man, anything can happen".

[Anybody Thrilla]

He did end up doing it, for the record.

[VSG]

"So all that stuff Steph said on Howard Stern, about her liking hardcore sex, is it true?"

[Razzamajazz]

He did end up doing it, for the record.

really? i always wondered what became of good old jericho

[Razzamajazz]

"Hey Cena, what does Vince's cock taste like?"

[tjmidnight420]

"Hey Cena, what does Vince's cock taste like?"

Funnier than that is the fact that you just implied John Cena is your favorite wrestler of all time. Shame on you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

sweet, when was that?

1998 at a Kroger autograph signing. I went to a WCW house show later that night (with second row seats!) and he wasn't even on the card. The Nitro Girls and that stupid DJ were there, though.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Funnier than that is the fact that you just implied John Cena is your favorite wrestler of all time. Shame on you.

How awkward. I'd ask Taz if he really had an orgasm after being suplexed. Or Miz if he wants to go out for Taco Bell.

[BigCrippyZ]

I'd have to ask The Rock what in the blue hell is wrong with him for not coming back more often.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'd have to ask The Rock what in the blue hell is wrong with him for not coming back more often.

I'd ask why he divorced his wife.

[Rev. Hallowell]

I'd say "Please tell me it was serious brain damage or you were framed or something"

[BigCrippyZ]

I'd ask why he divorced his wife.

True, I always thought she was pretty hot too.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I dunno what I'd ask Jericho, but I'd ask Savage if the rumors were true.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I dunno what I'd ask Jericho, but I'd ask Savage if the rumors were true.

Stephanie'd deny it.

[Lock Jaw]

alive or dead, what do you say to him? What questions do you have to ask?

I'd meet Kurt Angle.

Alive, I'd ask him "So, when you gonna give up on this TNA thing?"

Dead, I'd ask him "DUDE HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?! IS THIS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!"

[The Jayman]

Alive: "Why don't you just go murder your family and hang yourself you bastard?"

Dead: "You know I was kidding right?"

[Xero]

"So how do you like hanging around here? I hear it's pretty hot all year round."

[glanville6]

I met a lot of wrestlers, and this isn't my favorite wrestler, but I like the story. We were at this restaurant where some of them used to hang out after shows in Chicago. It was the night of Cena's debut, and Lance Storm, Edge, and Hurricane were outside. And some random japanese dude too, that we thought was Funaki. We went up to him and asked him for a picture but in perfect English said "I'm not Funaki."

A few months later, same place after a house show, Lance Storm walks in with my actual favorite wrestler, Christian. They were cool, signed all our stuff...and Lance Storm than says "Alright, have a nice day. Hey, isn't that Funaki over there?" Then he busted out laughing. I can't believe he remembered that. With all the traveling they do, he remembered us from 2 months earlier mistaking someone for Funaki.

[Xero]

I met a lot of wrestlers, and this isn't my favorite wrestler, but I like the story. We were at this restaurant where some of them used to hang out after shows in Chicago. It was the night of Cena's debut, and Lance Storm, Edge, and Hurricane were outside. And some random japanese dude too, that we thought was Funaki. We went up to him and asked him for a picture but in perfect English said "I'm not Funaki."

A few months later, same place after a house show, Lance Storm walks in with my actual favorite wrestler, Christian. They were cool, signed all our stuff...and Lance Storm than says "Alright, have a nice day. Hey, isn't that Funaki over there?" Then he busted out laughing. I can't believe he remembered that. With all the traveling they do, he remembered us from 2 months earlier mistaking someone for Funaki.
LOL, that's awesome.

[RGWhat316]

I actually have gotten a chance to meet my favorite of all time, Austin. I basically told him that even though he has probably heard it before, he was the reason I started watching wrestling.

The other 2 I would really want to meet that I havent yet would be Shawn and Orton. And who knows what the hell I would say cus I would probably forget it by the time I got to meet them anyways.

[Xero]

To Chris Jericho: My name's Chris, too!

Though he's probably heard it a million times by now.

[Xero]

If I met Taker (my all-time favorite) I'd thank him for the years he's put in over the years and what he's put his body through.

I have a lot of respect for all wrestlers, honestly.

Okay, most. Not a lot for New Jack, Mass Transit, Clox...

[The Franchise]

What are your thoughts of being in the TPWW Better Wrestler Hall of Fame?

[Xero]

lol when I was going to meet Jericho but didn't (went to RAW instead) I was going to ask him if he supports a Tazz Dan Moderation.

[Nicky Fives]

Alive: How sucky was it to make out with Vickie on national TV?

Dead: Why did you let Vince talk you into descending form the rafters?

[Xero]

MC asked (for a friend) Cody Rhodes why Legacy doesn't like pants. He said her friend needs to stop thinking about their pants so much.

[The Jayman]

I have met Taker, Kane, HHH, and Big Show
if I was ever to meet:

Christian- "I just want you to know I am TPWW's #1 Peep"

Orton- "Please don't RKO me"

Sheamus- "I like watching you on tv fella"

[Xero]

I'd want Sheamus to sign something to me:

"To my biggest Fella.

Your Fella,
Sheamus Fella"

[The Jayman]

that would be awesome fella

[glanville6]

I'd want Sheamus to sign something to me:

"To my biggest Fella.

Your Fella,
Sheamus Fella"

Maybe you can get a lock of his hair or moustache too. I'd be jealous...fella.

[Hitman84]

If I met Taker (my all-time favorite) I'd thank him for the years he's put in over the years and what he's put his body through.

I have a lot of respect for all wrestlers, honestly.

Okay, most. Not a lot for New Jack, Mass Transit, Clox...

I thought Mass Transit technically wasn't a wrestler. Didn't he lie about being trained to get into ECW or something like that?

[Xero]

Well neither is Clox.

[Skippord]

"How does it feel to look exactly like Philadelphia Phillies Right Fielder Jayson Werth?"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I'd prolly just tell him he was my hero when I was 5 and still is the fuckin man.

[bince2200]

i actully met lex luger a few times my cuz played basketball with his son in high school and he let ma cuz borrow his denali for prom and homecoming but when i first met him i wanted to ask him where sting was(seeing they are best friends)but he was so damn big den i was in awwww like iam standing in lex lugers kitchen

[Juan]

i actully met lex luger a few times my cuz played basketball with his son in high school and he let ma cuz borrow his denali for prom and homecoming but when i first met him i wanted to ask him where sting was(seeing they are best friends)but he was so damn big den i was in awwww like iam standing in lex lugers kitchen

great post

[bince2200]

great post

i also wanted to ask him wat he was taken so i can get dat big ;):lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Want some coke?

[Xero]

Want some coke?

99% of wrestlers fall into that category.

[nojomo]

Edge: I think the way you play to the crowd is outstanding, if your a face, you make them love you, if you're (notoriously) a heel, the crowd can't stand you. Hardly anyone gets the proper reaction anymore, so what's your secret?

Yoshi Tatsu: Did you really make Ronald Mc-- Uh Sheamus cry?

Trish Stratus: I fuck on the first date.

Dory Funk: Can I enroll in your wrestling school?

[Rev. Hallowell]

Chyna: I loved you in the old DX. What the hell happened?

Bret: You said at your hall of Fame induction that if you can do it over again, you'd wear Black and Gold. Being a Pittsburgh fan, I liked the idea and did it in Paintshop Pro. It looks friggin SWEET! Can I use it for my ring tights if I become a wrestler?

Benoit: Why?

The Rock: Wrestlemania or Tooth Fairy? Seriously, come back.

Owen: One of the names I had under consideration for my kid was James Owen. She ended up being a girl, but I just thought you'd like to know that.

[glanville6]

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy View Post
Want some coke?


99% of wrestlers fall into that category.

I bet more than 1 percent like Pepsi

But the 80's are over, coke isn't as huge as it was.

[The Gold Standard]

I did, I met Bret Hart, and froze up like a little bitch lol.

I also met Jericho...he is #2 all time, I actually talked to him...he was really cool

[tjmidnight420]

i also wanted to ask him wat he was taken so i can get dat big ;):lol:

This guy is going places. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

If I met Taker (my all-time favorite) I'd thank him for the years he's put in over the years and what he's put his body through.

I have a lot of respect for all wrestlers, honestly.

Okay, most. Not a lot for New Jack, Mass Transit, Clox...

Would you then start to cry and let him know that it's still real to you?

[Xero]

Only if he was fucking me up the ass, ABT. Only if he was fucking me up the ass.

[Dirk Ziggler]

Alive: "Why don't you just go murder your family and hang yourself you bastard?"

Dead: "You know I was kidding right?"

Hey-O

[St. Jimmy]

i would ask Clox to show me the ropes.

[Xero]

Clox: *Points at turnbuckle* ROPES!