Offical RAW Thread for 05/17/10 - Two days before MAY 19th, we're COMMERCIAL FREE!

[Poit]

Semester is probably over.

I can't imagine a wrestler as a math teacher though haha

What about a social studies teacher? :shifty:

[teamXtremist]

2on1 handicap not so fast natalya will whoop on jericho

[TheFallenOneX]

where the big show at

[Innovator]

SHARPSHOOTER

[teamXtremist]

tap bitch

[Londoner]

bret gonna be US champ..in canada??

[Corndad]

The Hell hahahaha

[legendkillerRKO]

gay! no Danielson :(

[Londoner]

:eek:

[teamXtremist]

now thats a sharp shooter

[glanville6]

Good closure for Bret. Like it or not, good moment.

[RawRocks]

And Neeeeeeeeeeewwww United States Champion.. Bret The Hit Man Hart!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Boooooo :( I wanted Danielson</font>

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Are you kidding me right now?

[Johnny Vegas]

Lol Bret does not need to climb up the turnbuckle

[Savio]

really.......why did he just win?

[Poit]

Did Natalya run over to keep Bret from falling off?

[TheFallenOneX]

is he gonna do the Lance Storm thing and make it the Maple LEaf Championships

[parkmania]

Fingerpoke of Doom to put the belt on someone else (Danielson, one of the Dynasty?)

[Loose Cannon]

Bret slipping on the rope :'(

[Rev. Hallowell]

Is Natalya gonna be booked as the next women wrestler to cross the Gender line? It seems they're teasing her to get involved.

[glanville6]

Michael Cole brings his heel act to RAW

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cole sounded like he was heeling it up there</font>

[KIRA]

I swear Cole has split Announcer personality disorder

[Corndad]

I say he retires at Over the Edge as champion and there is a tourney for belt but still nice moment there for Bret to end his career.

[ClockShot]

Yankees game is taking a turn for the worse right now.

:mad:

[RawRocks]

Michael Cole was confused as a child.. born a male, treated like a female.

[Londoner]

Yankees game is taking a turn for the worse right now.

:mad:

who gives a shit about yankees/boston?

[legendkillerRKO]

Brett will come out next week...give his "I dont wanna be Ric Flair" speech and vactae the title...then one of the matches at the MITB PPV will be for the US title! haha

[TheFallenOneX]

EVIL COLE!!!

[Corndad]

God Natalya got hot recently.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Miz should come out for his automatic rematch clause only for Danielson to fucking kick his head in</font> :(

[legendkillerRKO]

FELLA!

[parkmania]

God Natalya got hot recently.

Recently? You must have just gotten new glasses/contacts.

[Savio]

lol @ santino

[teamXtremist]

God Natalya got hot recently.

shes fucking ripped no more pudge

[legendkillerRKO]

I pop for Santino Dos Equis spoofs!

[Corndad]

Recently? You must have just gotten new glasses/contacts.

She was cute in the past don't get me wrong but maybe just noticing it even more now

[RawRocks]

nice ripoff

[legendkillerRKO]

o christ 2 womens titles

[Corndad]

is that a play belt really????

[Londoner]

er....

[Rev. Hallowell]

PLEASE end the PG crap. I'd love to see Natalya in Playboy. She's the hottest one in WWE right now.

[ClockShot]

Where the Beautiful People at?

[KIRA]

I love these "commercials":shifty:

[teamXtremist]

what a horrible entrance raw is now ruined unless maryse comes out

[Poit]

Michael Cole was confused as a child.. born a male, treated like a female.

I believe you're thinking of Kevin Kelly.

[teamXtremist]

nevermind im happy

[glanville6]

Where the Beautiful People at?

Madison Rayne hugged me. No joke. Gave her a Cubs shirt at a house show last week. Nice surprise. I'd still take Nattie over her though.

[teamXtremist]

why are there two womens belts

[parkmania]

The wife just looked at the tv and asked if Maryse's shorts could be any shorter. I told her if they were, they'd be called a belt.

[RawRocks]

just consolidate the fucking diva and womens titles or move the entire fucking division to Superstars

[Corndad]

Wow they are really lacking face divas that can wrestle arent they. No Beth Or Melina as both are hurt. Mickies gone and not having Nattie wrestle women yet atleast

[erickman]

so the outsiders have tag belts and bret has the us belt did i timewarp to the early 90's

[legendkillerRKO]

ugh really? so now is every womens title match gunna be 2 on 1!

[Poit]

Did Eve just Angle Slam Layla?

[teamXtremist]

so the outsiders have tag belts and bret has the us belt did i timewarp to the early 90's

lol no shit

[Rev. Hallowell]

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD! Is it Thursday?

[teamXtremist]

oh yeah i fucking love maryse

[Rev. Hallowell]

I just heard a mouse fart in row 7...

[Loose Cannon]

I wish Maryse would straddle me like that

[legendkillerRKO]

i want maryse to pin me :(

[teamXtremist]

oh yeah pull her hair baby

[Corndad]

wow the crowd got dead didn't they

[ClockShot]

Next match, please.

[teamXtremist]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[legendkillerRKO]

lol sweet boo for Cena

[Rev. Hallowell]

Damn! Love that Cena reaction!

[Londoner]

lol@cena acting like he's going to war or something

[parkmania]

So Cena/Sheamus and Orton/??? left.

Anthing else besides filler, fella?

[teamXtremist]

lol@cena acting like he's going to war or something

all he needs is a cigar

[teamXtremist]

cena has a plan watch out

[KIRA]

Cena sounds like Obama

[Rev. Hallowell]

Sheamus is gonna get a HUGE face pop tonight, Fella!

[Londoner]

Cena sounds like Barak Obama

that to

[TheFallenOneX]

Listen here all you Cenamaniacs, whatcha gonna do Sheamus, when the 24 in gold chains and the Cena nation run wild on you

[Londoner]

oh shut up you fucking obama wannabe

[parkmania]

Cena sounds like Darren Young

Fixed.

[teamXtremist]

we get it u wont quit

[legendkillerRKO]

batista shud have one and made the stipulation that if batista wins Cena can no longer yell in promos

[parkmania]

Apex Predator. That nickname should have gone to Mark Henry instead of Orton.

[Corndad]

I hear the voices too Randy.

[parkmania]

Orton vs. Taker? Is that why Edge didn't want to face him?

[The Gold Standard]

So much for the Brand Split

[TheFallenOneX]

SWAGGER!!!!! Are you serious?

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA HA!

Swagger............yet I got a feeling there is more to this. Be on your guard, Randy.

[Corndad]

Swagger. Interesting.

[RawRocks]

wonder if we see Kane after the Orton/Swagger match.. :D

[Johnny Vegas]

Don't start comparing Cena's promo skills to Obama. Obama's skills are A+

[Johnny Vegas]

This is interesting because both are holding their own as of late.

Orton is OVER as HeLL btw

[Evil Vito]

So much for the Brand Split

<font color=goldenrod>In fairness, with these "Pick the other guy's opponents" deals, its sorta implied that anybody is eligible - not just the people from Raw.</font>

[Londoner]

Don't start comparing Cena's promo skills to Obama. Obama's skills are A+

No doubt, just sounded like he had been watching obama recently and wanted to be like him, doesn't work with cena though....

[legendkillerRKO]

ugh i wanted orton punk :(

[Johnny Vegas]

BTW, idk what it is but Randy without the wristbands make him look even cooler, no homo.

[TheFallenOneX]

The stomp somewhere Ronnie Garvin is smiling.....or dead

[teamXtremist]

on your knees

[Rev. Hallowell]

Somebody thank the Divas for completely deflating the crowd. How I miss Trish & Lita. All they really have now is Natalya (love her) and plastic cut-outs (sick of them).

[TheFallenOneX]

Michael Cole has just told us Swagger is the real deal, the Cole has proclaimed it it must be so

[teamXtremist]

swagger putting a hurting on randy

[Johnny Vegas]

Yo, Swagger is the real deal. He can definitely pull/be another "Kurt Angle" where he just dominates you with his wrestling skills. Wish Benjamin was used that way :(

[teamXtremist]

Yo, Swagger is the real deal. He can definitely pull/be another "Kurt Angle" where he just dominates you with his wrestling skills. Wish Benjamin was used that way :(

shelton v swagger would of been nice

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The rules are so inconsistent nowadays.

Edge was counted out while standing on the apron. Orton was counted out on the outside, went up onto the apron, got knocked off, but the ref re-started the count.</font>

[ClockShot]

And down he goes.

[Rev. Hallowell]

"Vintage Orton!"

[Londoner]

loving this orton/edge feud

[Corndad]

loving this orton/edge feud

[legendkillerRKO]

so 2 hours commercial free and we have seen Buzz Aldrin for about 3 minutes

[Corndad]

Ive watched every episode of NXT but they really need to stop those stupid challenges

[teamXtremist]

so 2 hours commercial free and we have seen Buzz Aldrin for about 3 minutes

hes no bob barker thats for sure

[The Gold Standard]

so 2 hours commercial free and we have seen Buzz Aldrin for about 3 minutes

Does it really matter?

[parkmania]

Where's Buzz been? Is it past his cerfew at the retirement home?

[legendkillerRKO]

Ive watched every episode of NXT but they really need to stop those stupid challenges

or get Mark Summers to host so he can call them Physical Challenges!

[Poit]

<font color=goldenrod>The rules are so inconsistent nowadays.

Edge was counted out while standing on the apron. Orton was counted out on the outside, went up onto the apron, got knocked off, but the ref re-started the count.</font>

Orton getting knocked off restarted the count.

[Johnny Vegas]

Just throwing this out there, if there is another Cena v. Orton match, it should be at WrestleMania and a face v. face match..almost as big as Hogan/Warrior.

Only Cena & Orton should pull a Rock & Austin where they trade each other's finishing moves.

[Londoner]

Ive watched every episode of NXT but they really need to stop those stupid challenges

I agree, but who really cares?

Im sure i said this before....

[Londoner]

its BUZZ!

[Corndad]

his entrance may be just as long as Takers lol

[TheFallenOneX]

just a thought a Stable with Edge, Orton and Miz........Rated-RKAWESOME!!!!!!!

[teamXtremist]

one small step for man...buzz light year to the rescue

[Johnny Vegas]

that damn tie

[parkmania]

Santino interruption coming?

[Londoner]

Damn right buzz

[teamXtremist]

randy and jack on the matt love ya buzz

[KIRA]

and the crowd goes EVEN.....deader than the divas match

[Rev. Hallowell]

WHAT?!

[RawRocks]

the what chants

[Johnny Vegas]

Why does he sound drunk lol

[teamXtremist]

stop the what chants

[legendkillerRKO]

we want Armostrong! *clap clap clap clap clap*

[Hanso Amore]

This is horrible

[Londoner]

i reckon buzz is drunk

[RawRocks]

What?

[Corndad]

They are seriously booing Buzz lol

[teamXtremist]

wooo wooo wooo

[Londoner]

Why does he sound drunk lol

beat me to it

[RawRocks]

what?

[legendkillerRKO]

OH RADIOOOOO! love Zack Ryder lol

[KIRA]

in the darknes shines a ray of light

[Poit]

Thank goodness Ryder is here to save this segment.

[parkmania]

Zack Radio?

[teamXtremist]

whos gonna squash rider?!?!

[Londoner]

someone just update me on what happens, dont wanna watch it.

[teamXtremist]

damn buzz went off

[legendkillerRKO]

lol Zack Ryder is the best anti canadian

[KIRA]

pounch you

[teamXtremist]

rider u job to bourne now

[Rev. Hallowell]

Buzz on Raw is boring, but I LOVED when he decked the conspiracy idiot.

[legendkillerRKO]

theres a "Buzz" in the air over this segment! lol sry i had to go there!

[MoFo]

lol Buzz still on the mic

[Corndad]

THAT GUY WHO BLASTS OFF EVAN BOURNE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KIRA]

lol that guy

[teamXtremist]

buzz drowned out by the music poor old man

[parkmania]

C'mon Buzz, spit it out. They're already in the ring.

[Johnny Vegas]

Yea, when he punched that conspiracy theorist = lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Buzz pointing to the ramp but Bourne was already in the ring.

[ClockShot]

Are Gail Kim and Evan Bourne an item backstage or something?

[teamXtremist]

alicia fox took a sic bump there

[Corndad]

I dont know why I find it so funny but I'm still crying over Buzz calling Bourne "That Guy" hahaha

[legendkillerRKO]

ah Buzz Aldrin...the Marty Jennetty of Space!

[VSG]

Where's Buzz been? Is it past his cerfew at the retirement home?

You had to ask, didn't you? :nono:

[RawRocks]

Are Gail Kim and Evan Bourne an item backstage or something?

i wouldnt doubt it.. that would be one hot bedroom :naughty:

[teamXtremist]

evan bourne is fuckin awesome

[VSG]

Sigh.. Cole has to plug Buzz's iPhone app now.

[Londoner]

an ok match that, i suppose.

[teamXtremist]

eat defeat lol

[legendkillerRKO]

EAT DA FEET!

[Johnny Vegas]

THAT GUY WHO BLASTS OFF EVAN BOURNE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[parkmania]

BTW, I called this match happening a week ago.

[Rev. Hallowell]

In the bedroom, Even wouldn't feel comfortable unless he penetrated her by doing a 450 spash from the dresser to the bed.

[teamXtremist]

not a good outfit but gail kim is fine as fuck

[Londoner]

damnit missed the moonwalk!

[Corndad]

MOONWALK!

[teamXtremist]

moon walk u go boy

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Zack</font> :(

[parkmania]

That was a moonwalk? Looked more like testing out a new artificial hip.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Crap. I hate Jon Lovitz.

[Providence Peep]

That was like watching Flair walk backwards.
BTW, I had the pleasure of meeting Evan Bourne a few years ago outside the Dunkin' Donuts Center in Providence. He's a GREAT guy. :y:

[Johnny Vegas]

That was a moonwalk? Looked more like testing out a new artificial hip.

couldn't be any worse than Rihanna's.

Jon Lovitz :heart:

[RawRocks]

Jon Lovitz :nono:

[teamXtremist]

Crap. I hate Jon Lovitz.

ditto

[teamXtremist]

gooooooooooooooolddust

[Corndad]

Its the main event fella!

[legendkillerRKO]

lol Sheamus getting popped because Cena is his opponent!

[ClockShot]

AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOMB! FROM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ROD!

[parkmania]

Jon Lovitz >>>>>> anyone on SNL the last 15 years.


Hope they give him more than 5 minutes so we can GET TO KNOW HIM!

[Rev. Hallowell]

"Sheamus is the first ever Irish born champion". I didn't get that the last 100 times you said it.

[Johnny Vegas]

Jon Lovitz is the man. Just watch "High School High".

[Rev. Hallowell]

AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOMB! FROM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ROD!

Until they EARN a championship, nobody cares. Raw's on.

[legendkillerRKO]

AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOMB! FROM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ROD!

lol good thing him and Jeter finished having anal sex in time for the ninth inning

[teamXtremist]

and now the battle of the t-rex's

[Providence Peep]

John Cena gives the WWE Universe 150% every night. How can anyone boo him?

[Rev. Hallowell]

John Cena gives the WWE Universe 150% every night. How can anyone boo him?

If he gives 150%, then 100% must consist of two moves.

[legendkillerRKO]

John Cena gives the WWE Universe 150% every night. How can anyone boo him?

because he is booked as superman and can take very finisher ever and still kick out

[parkmania]

John Cena gives the WWE Universe 150% every night. How can anyone boo him?

Well, they start out with a "Buh" sound, then they make an "oooo".

[Rev. Hallowell]

I can triple Cena's move set with one word: ARMBAR!

[Providence Peep]

Actually, the reason people BOO John Cena is because a lot of them think it's the cool thing to do.

[legendkillerRKO]

and people root for the underdog...Cena is never the underdog because he will get carried out on a stretcher one week then be just fine the next week

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Cena is so hated in Canada, their cheering Sheamus like he's Bret.

[legendkillerRKO]

Actually, the reason people BOO John Cena is because a lot of them think it's the cool thing to do.

just like when they cheered him when he was rapping because it was the "cool" thing to do...i however have never liked him lol

[legendkillerRKO]

really king? how does Cena get up from that? have u been on vacation for the past 5 years?

[Innovator]

THAMES BABY

[Innovator]

Sheamus is awesome

[KIRA]

He has a bulldog that might actually bring the moveset up to six

[Londoner]

king can't imagine batista saying i quit to cena? yeh right...

[legendkillerRKO]

THAMES BABY

you do realize Tampa Bay is winning that division right? lol

[Poit]

Sheamus: Hey, this whole "being cheered" thing is kinda cool.

[Londoner]

bah gawd he's cena'd up

[Rev. Hallowell]

I once saw John Cena catch a newspaper reporter and a Helicopter that had fallen and placed both back on the roof of the building.

[legendkillerRKO]

Sheamus: Hey, this whole "being cheered" thing is kinda cool.

Sheamus: Oy, all these fellas are cheerin for me...wonder if day tought dat true?

[Londoner]

lol thats a crap stf

[legendkillerRKO]

the Rings of Batista!

[ClockShot]

Just quit and go to black.

[Londoner]

or w/e the stupid move is called

[Hanso Amore]

when did bats fill up on tattoos?

[Rev. Hallowell]

SNAP HIM IN HALF, LEX LUTHOR ON STEROIDS!

[VSG]

"Much like Cena's STF almost"? WTF Cole?

[Providence Peep]

"5 SECONDS!" HAHAHAHAHHA:rofl:

[KIRA]

"Much like Cena's STF almost"? WTF Cole?


COLE:Unlike JR
I'm not paid to be correct just to look good in HD

[VSG]

COLE:Unlike JR
I'm not paid to be correct just to look good in HD

He doesn't do it very well either.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Noticed a couple of funny signs in the crowd tonight as I was watching. One read "Toronto Needs An Impact!" (the bold/red 'a' may have been in the word Impact, dunno, don't really care...it was just hilarious). The other read "Muhammad Hassan 4 __________" (I couldn't see what the last word was, although I'd imagine it was either 'champ' or 'RAW G.M.', or if not something very similar along those lines).

Just thought I'd share that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Regal pulling a Tommy Dreamer and wearing the t-shirt advertizing the next ppv.

Ron Simmons did that a couple of times a few years back before he started wearing the "DAMN" t-shirts.

[Lock Jaw]

Edge and Christian rocked my socks.

I think they should have given the win to Christian, though. It really would have done nothing to Edge, but it would have given Christian some credibility, as well as keeping the possibility of continuing some sort of story with them down the line. As it is now, it is pretty closed.

[Mr. Pierre]

Last night's RAW was pretty good. I enjoyed it. Edge/Christian was a great match that was given some time. Taker was a nice surprise, as was the Bret moment. Pretty fun stuff. Orton/Swagger was good too.

One thing that I just couldn't stand was Cole. Some of the things he said were ridiculous. When Swagger was chosen as Orton's opponent, his reaction was "Well I'd say this is a solid choice", Well YEAH, he's the fuckin Heavyweight Champion and he just beat Orton at the PPV. By saying that, it already gives the viewer the feeling that Swagger is the underdog, when really it should be Orton that's the underdog.

Also, not every match has to be an "upset" if one guy loses. When Christian kept getting near falls on Edge, Cole was making it seem like Santino was about to pin Cena for the Championship by screaming "Almost an upset!" WWE does a good job of having Christian fight Edge and make him apart of the main event scene, but Cole is constantly reminding people that Swagger and Christian have been mid-carders. And he's putting over Taker's chokeslam as doing more damage to Edge than Christian's entire 15 minute match. Ugh it's fuckin ridiculous.

Ok rant over. :)

[Schlomey]

The show was great but sorely lacked any Meat Loaf :/