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Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 08:57 AM
I'm not counting in MMA matches either, though they're totally sweet and stuff.

I mean real life.

I mentioned this before but, in high school a friend of mine used to go around catching freshmen with Stone-cold Stunners. They were often so confused they just walked away afterward.

The MAC
05-18-2010, 09:02 AM
i once put a sharpshooter on a kid in school. he farted. it was awkward.

Kane Knight
05-18-2010, 09:05 AM
I learned the Worm at my Dojo. didn't know it was an aiki technique. :shifty:

The Mackem
05-18-2010, 09:20 AM
Yes, I saw a kid DDT another kid onto concrete back in school. It still gets brought up every now and then amongst my friends and I. Reckon he joins Jake the Snake and Raven in the DDT perfected hall of fame.

Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 09:24 AM
I learned the Worm at my Dojo. didn't know it was an aiki technique. :shifty:

One of the greatest posts of all time.

The Jayman
05-18-2010, 09:25 AM
A friend of mine in high school tried out for the wrestling team. He didn't make the cut b/c he leveled a guy with a Rock Bottom. It's still talked about to this day

Johnny McNasty
05-18-2010, 09:37 AM
Playing football with a friend who was always getting shit about his weight. Not fat, but extremely skinny, like anorexic skinny. Well anyways he has the ball, and is running up to me. I grab him around the waist and get behind him, so I'm like I will just drag him to the ground real quick. I go to lift him up a bit to get him off his feet, but must've put little too much into it, because he proceeded to fly up over my head and crash onto the back of his neck and head. All the other guys where flipping out thinking I killed him via German suplex. Kid was alright, but still believes I intentionally tried to murder him to this day.

Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 09:40 AM
Playing football with a friend who was always getting shit about his weight. Not fat, but extremely skinny, like anorexic skinny. Well anyways he has the ball, and is running up to me. I grab him around the waist and get behind him, so I'm like I will just drag him to the ground real quick. I go to lift him up a bit to get him off his feet, but must've put little too much into it, because he proceeded to fly up over my head and crash onto the back of his neck and head. All the other guys where flipping out thinking I killed him via German suplex. Kid was alright, but still believes I intentionally tried to murder him to this day.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X42nMcjXy1k/SorMpa0c5aI/AAAAAAAAApU/6VqMrpOd9C4/s400/roadtrip-1.jpg
What do you have against him?

Johnny McNasty
05-18-2010, 09:51 AM
His extremely active metabolism. Look at him about to eat that whole breakfast platter, and he doesn't even have to worry about gaining an ounce.

The MAC
05-18-2010, 09:52 AM
real fight in a pool hall this one guy speared the other they both ended up in a heap on the floor.

I wanted to shout out "bah Gawd he's broken in half, that pool table aint made of chocolate"

Jordan
05-18-2010, 09:57 AM
I once was fighting a guy, in an apartment. We were drunk and he was tougher than me and everyone thought he'd beat my ass. Lucky for me I was able to toss him on his head through a bicycle with a german. The back tire bent in half on the bike and the fight was over.

The MAC
05-18-2010, 10:02 AM
i use a grape vine on my girlfriend's leg to tickle her feet. its effective

Johnny McNasty
05-18-2010, 10:06 AM
My school was also pretty unique in the fact that during my senior year everyone was playing Pokemon during lunch and after class. Then wrestling became huge again, and everyone was always trying to catch someone with a stunner, or a sleeper hold at some point during the day. It got to the point that someone decided to bring their replica WWE belt to school. We proceeded to "fight" for the title during class changes, break, and after school. Was pretty cool that you could step out of class, make your way down to your locker, and see some poor kid in a boston crab. Good times.

Spaff
05-18-2010, 10:26 AM
spaff uses a grape vine on my girlfriend's leg to tickle her bean . its effective

Gerard
05-18-2010, 10:35 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X42nMcjXy1k/SorMpa0c5aI/AAAAAAAAApU/6VqMrpOd9C4/s400/roadtrip-1.jpg
What do you have against him?

That guy could star in a commercial for African aid.

NoRoolz
05-18-2010, 12:11 PM
DDT'ed a guy when I was like 10-11. We were fighting and I had him in a front face-lock and just dropped. It was bad though, he damaged his neck quite bad, can't remember what happened but something was fucked.

Also jumping elbowed someone around the same time once I'd got him on the floor. That was sweeet.

Swiss Ultimate
05-18-2010, 12:14 PM
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

kareru
05-18-2010, 12:21 PM
pay close attention at about 1:03

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Next Big Thing
05-18-2010, 12:58 PM
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Rollermacka
05-18-2010, 02:41 PM
I'm not counting in MMA matches either, though they're totally sweet and stuff.

I mean real life.

I mentioned this before but, in high school a friend of mine used to go around catching freshmen with Stone-cold Stunners. They were often so confused they just walked away afterward.


Oh all the time, somebody walked into my office just the other day and asked if he could get a signature. I said sure then hit him with a Kanyon Cutter (I miss Kanyon :'()



But seriously though, it has happened several times where I have inadvertantly did a wrestling move. I'm still trying to figure out how I did it but I used a wooden broom handle and DDTed somebody (he tried to tackle me and the handle went under his neck and set it up perfecty)



Also, somebody tried to hip toss me and I "counted" by turning slightly and dropped on him chest to chest. Does that one count?

Jeritron
05-18-2010, 03:41 PM
I've seen someone get double arm DDTed in a bar fight

CSL
05-18-2010, 03:48 PM
When I was training, we'd so some shoot/amatuer-type wrestling I guess you'd call it to warm up/get a sweat on etc. The smallest person there, little ginger guy was getting destroyed by the fattest guy there. Right towards the end of their 'match', little ginger dude escapes sweaty fat man clutch, spins out, grapevines the guys leg and has him in an Ankle Lock Kurt Angle style. Despite the fact he was getting crushed and that was the only 'point' he scored (Fatty tapped) it was pretty legendary to watch.

FourFifty
05-18-2010, 04:20 PM
I've gotten into a few fight where the ankle lock or an arm bar have been employed. The thing with most submissions in wrestling is they need to work in real life for people to believe them.

DAMN iNATOR
05-18-2010, 04:26 PM
I've gotten into a few fight where the ankle lock or an arm bar have been employed. The thing with most submissions in wrestling is they need to work in real life for people to believe them.

Would you ever apply the crossface?

FourFifty
05-18-2010, 04:56 PM
Let's take away all Chris Benoit jokes out of here....

I will do almost anything to win a fight.

The Black Heart
05-18-2010, 05:22 PM
in 4th grade i challenged a kid to wrestle cause he said it was fake - he charged, i superkicked, he ran right into it.

i felt bad but it was stil real to me, damnit.

(also, useless trivia: i was wearing red wing boots and busted his nose, he actually took it okay and didnt even rat me out to the teachers. guess he sold well. :P)

FourFifty
05-18-2010, 05:27 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/5/129175165519946676.gif

Rammsteinmad
05-18-2010, 06:04 PM
Okay, this is true:

This was about 8/9 years ago in school. Two guys were getting in a fight. Will and Chris. Will was punching Chris in the face. Chris isn't much of a puncher, just one of those 'I'm big and I'll push you meh' types. Anyway, Chris caught Will by the throat and I swear to god I dunno what was going through his mind but he delivered a PERFECT chokeslam. Except one thing...





... Will completely no sold it, got straight back up and continued punching Chris until some people broke it up.

:lol:

DarKCentaur
05-18-2010, 06:19 PM
Was Will by any chance a young HHH?

Rammsteinmad
05-18-2010, 06:21 PM
Well, his surname was Helmsley... :shifty:

Xero
05-18-2010, 06:23 PM
Nah, clearly Warrior.

DarKCentaur
05-18-2010, 06:28 PM
Oh I forgot, Will is short for Warrior.

MoFo
05-18-2010, 07:22 PM
I inadvertently did an electric chair drop on my next door neighbour years back, and he's been a little 'slow' since.

thedamndest
05-19-2010, 12:11 AM
I have opened a bag of chips with a Lou Thesz Press.

FourFifty
05-19-2010, 12:35 AM
Back in high school I put my twin brother in a lion tamer and sat down. His back was messed up for a few weeks after that. The PE teacher didn't believe that I was able to hurt him like that. She was a cunt. I kinda hope she's dead, or has perma-crabs.

dronepool
05-19-2010, 12:48 AM
Back in 1998 or 1999- when I was a freshman in high school I saw this kid DDT another kid in the middle of the hallway.

Rev. Hallowell
05-19-2010, 01:07 AM
I did a DDT to a bully when I was in elementary school. I've gotten into fights with my brother and hit things like a crossface, a headlock, an armbar, and even executed a chokeslam once. That pissed him off.

muffalufagus
05-19-2010, 01:17 AM
i watched my best friend ddt his girlfriend after she punched him. it was the greatest thing i've ever seen.

The Show Off
05-19-2010, 02:04 AM
At my Ju-Jitsu dojo whenever a white belt says he wants to roll with me (I'm a black belt) to see how good he is. Most of the time it's pretty easy to out grapple most of these guys so I try to get them into pro wrestling holds.

One kid was scrambling so much that I wound up getting both his arms behind his back and pulling off the Cattle Mutilation it was pretty cool. Then the head of black belt running instruction that day got pissed at me for screwing around and made me take a throw from everybody an orange belt or higher, which on that day was like 10 people.

The best though was a body of mine pulling off a figure four to this day I still don't know how he did it.

This shit only works on white belts though because once they know anything they don't open themselves to that kind of crazy shit.

Rammsteinmad
05-19-2010, 04:34 AM
i watched my best friend ddt his girlfriend after she punched him. it was the greatest thing i've ever seen.

pics or stfu. :wave:

The Franchise
05-19-2010, 04:52 AM
I want to see a bar fight end with a Pedigree on the Spanish pool table.

Skippord
05-19-2010, 06:02 AM
in elementary school a friend of mine and I used to fight like every lunch period

one time I gave him a five star frog splash off of this spider web thing we had on the playground

Dirk Ziggler
05-19-2010, 07:07 AM
Ha, as a matter of fact I have. There was a fight after school one day. And one of the guys seriously DDT'd the other guy. I don't know what he was expecting out of it but it didn't do much for shit.

Razzamajazz
05-19-2010, 06:42 PM
when i was in 8th grade i got speared in a parking lot during gym class, i thought my ribs were broken. i also tried to get a standing suplex done to me but ended up landing on my shoulder

i used to enjoy getting the shit kicked out of me for some reason

CSL
05-19-2010, 07:10 PM
One (pretty strange/dumb) kid in high school that was pretty small would get other kids in our year to watch me lift him up for a Jackhammer on the playground (obviously I wouldn't actually Jackhammer since I'm not a murderer) Probably a more fitting post for a potential 'Have you ever seen someone nearly use a wrestling move in real life?' though.

bince2200
05-19-2010, 07:12 PM
ive put ma cuz in da figure 4 leg lock cause he swore me up and down it wouldnt hurt so as soon as i locked it in he was scraming like a lil girl for me to unhook it lol and ive all so hit a kid who stayed in ma hood with a chairshot when we was play wrestling i kinda couldnt control da chair and bam he went down like a 2 doller hooker lol

Rev. Hallowell
05-19-2010, 07:21 PM
ive put ma cuz in da figure 4 leg lock cause he swore me up and down it wouldnt hurt so as soon as i locked it in he was scraming like a lil girl for me to unhook it lol and ive all so hit a kid who stayed in ma hood with a chairshot when we was play wrestling i kinda couldnt control da chair and bam he went down like a 2 doller hooker lol

English please.

Damian Rey
05-19-2010, 09:36 PM
English please.

Seconded.

During my one year on the wrestling team, very early in the season, our coach pitted all the newbs against each other in a tournment-like setting, just to get us some mat time and put what we were learing to use. Anyways, one kid whom I had english class with was an avid wrestling fan, as was I, and we got paired up. As we grappled, I shot his legs, and I remember him front face locking me, and he began trying to jump and fall back, as if he were legitimately thinking a DDT was going to be usefull in high school wrestling. I was able to pull off a standing switch, got my hands around his waist, popped my hips back, and land a German suplex. He landed flat on his upper back/shoulder, and all I heard was an "ughhhh" as he tried to turn over and get back to his feet.

Stickman
05-19-2010, 09:46 PM
At my Ju-Jitsu dojo whenever a white belt says he wants to roll with me (I'm a black belt) to see how good he is. Most of the time it's pretty easy to out grapple most of these guys so I try to get them into pro wrestling holds.

One kid was scrambling so much that I wound up getting both his arms behind his back and pulling off the Cattle Mutilation it was pretty cool. Then the head of black belt running instruction that day got pissed at me for screwing around and made me take a throw from everybody an orange belt or higher, which on that day was like 10 people.

The best though was a body of mine pulling off a figure four to this day I still don't know how he did it.

This shit only works on white belts though because once they know anything they don't open themselves to that kind of crazy shit.

What the hell is an orange belt?

Stickman
05-19-2010, 09:47 PM
In grade 11 wrestling was at it's peak. Austin was the man at the time so everybody was handing out stunners daily. Some that I remember doing were during Rugby games in the rucks and mauls giving stunners to take the guy to the ground....I guess they were more diamond cutterish as there was no boot to the mid section, Good times.

NoRoolz
05-20-2010, 09:03 AM
Is Ju-Jitsu - White, Red, Yellow, Orange... and so on?

LuigiD
05-20-2010, 09:23 AM
Back in the day of Middle School and early High School most kids I knew were doing wrestling moves. Some of the most memorable..
1. I tried to give my friend who at the time was like 300 pounds heavier than me a Stone Cold Stunner. I didn't have the pull to bring him down so I just hung on to his neck like a dumb ass.
2. One time while making photocopies with some friends in the library a friend gave the Tazzmission to another kid. He sort of passed out and we all just left him there until the librarian found him.
3. Another time someone was getting a choke in the house. The guy getting it was desperately trying to get out of it and he started kicking back. He ended up kicking the wall and making a hole.

Dirk Ziggler
05-20-2010, 09:28 AM
when i was in 8th grade i got speared in a parking lot during gym class, i thought my ribs were broken. i also tried to get a standing suplex done to me but ended up landing on my shoulder

i used to enjoy getting the shit kicked out of me for some reason

it's because your the King of eXtreme

voncouch
05-22-2010, 06:04 AM
I've always been a pacifist so I've never really been in a full on fight. Though once a guy charged at me for some reason. I caught him in a over-the-shoulder headlock takedown and held him there until my friends could pull us apart.

Also, one time my bro and I were wrestling when we were little. I charged at him for some reason and he caught me in a textbook powerslam. Made the whole house shake. Miss those days.

Shadrick
05-23-2010, 03:47 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/5/129175165519946676.gif

This. Is. Awesome.

XL
05-23-2010, 06:24 AM
Never in a real fight but plenty of moves have been pulled off over the years.

Back at school we used to wrestle on the field during lunchtime. I recall a friend and I putting someone in a Liontamer/Crossface combo. I once legitimately Rock Bottomed TPWW poster Danny Electric on the dried out field. I believe that actually hurt a lot.

At Uni we had a bouncy castle for one of the girls birthdays. I hit a perfect Goldberg-like Spear on a friend and we pulled off a double suplex on someone.

Most recently I put a friend in the Walls of Jericho to celebrate his 22nd birthday.

TheAdamEvansFan
05-23-2010, 09:58 AM
haha A group of my friends and I set up factions in High School. I ran the NWO while my other friend ran the Wolf Pac, and another guy ran the four horsemen.

We would meet after school and backyard wrestle.

I remember this one dude being god like and jumping from the house, to the garage, and then frog splashing me from the roof onto the trampoline.

Those days were badass, then I broke my arm and it ended that.

His name was Adam Ellerman, now known to FCW as Adam Evans!

The Fan

The Pope
05-23-2010, 10:42 AM
Why do I think you're lying?

Optimus Bone 69
05-23-2010, 12:26 PM
got knocked out in the pub many years ago when my mate hit me with the ddt, i was always trying to perfect plex people when i was drunk too

Swiss Ultimate
05-23-2010, 12:31 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/5/129175165519946676.gif

Holy shit...

Fox
05-23-2010, 04:12 PM
I've definitely told this story here before, but here goes:

In 8th grade I was amateur wrestling at some other school, facing some punk kid who had been talking shit and having an attitude and trying to be all tough in front of his friends. I'm overpowering this kid throughout the match and basically trying to find a way to shut him up for good.

We start round 2 with me down in the referee's position

I.E. this: http://pbhswrestling.com/images/chris%20and%20jt%20in%20ref%20position.jpg

I'm on the bottom and I quickly sit out and get back to my feet. The kid keeps a hold around my waist with one hand and tries to reach over my shoulder with his other arm, leaving his head directly over my shoulder. I grab his head and arm in my one arm, with his chin sitting directly on top of my right shoulder blade.

I look over at his little group of friends, staring this one fat Mexican kid right in the eyes, and deliver a running Diamond Cutter to the mat. I hold onto his head and arm as I hit the mat, immediately roll him onto his back and go for the pin, but the referee calls for a time out since the kid is now screaming and crying about his neck.

I walk over to my coach, who is shaking his head. I say, "Coach, I had an arm in there. That was technically legal right?" He pats me on the shoulder and says, "Technically."

The kid was tough. He manned up to finish the match and I pinned his ass in about 5 seconds with a quick inside cradle.

Fox
05-23-2010, 04:17 PM
Another time, I was out at this big high school party at a condo. It had gotten really really late and people were either going home or trying to find some place to sleep. I manage to wrangle myself a spot in one of the few bedrooms, but unfortunately for drunken Fox, my best friend and his girl are in there arguing. He's a little bit toasted, but she's uncontrollably stupid dumb ho bitch drunk and would not shut up. I yell at her to shut her trap and go to bed, and she freaks out on me and starts hitting me in the back of the head with her shoe.

I stand up, grab her around the waist and throw her onto the floor. My best friend just starts laughing his ass off as I put her in the Liontamer and start yelling "Ask her!" at the top of my lungs. I finally let her up, she stormed out of the room pissed, and we finally go to go to sleep.

tjmidnight420
05-23-2010, 04:41 PM
That's fucking funny, Fox.

djoutcry
05-27-2010, 10:01 PM
ive put ma cuz in da figure 4 leg lock cause he swore me up and down it wouldnt hurt so as soon as i locked it in he was scraming like a lil girl for me to unhook it lol and ive all so hit a kid who stayed in ma hood with a chairshot when we was play wrestling i kinda couldnt control da chair and bam he went down like a 2 doller hooker lol

Translation:

I have put my cousin in the Figure Four Leg Lock because he was claiming that the maneuver does not hurt. As soon as I locked it in, he was screaming like a bitch pleading for me to release the hold. Furthermore, I have also hit a child in my neighbourhood with a chair when we were imitating what we see on TV. I could not control the swing of the chair because I was not trained in using furniture as weapons. Then, with a loud noise, he fell down in pain like a concubine of $2 (USD/CAD/HKG),

Bad Company
05-27-2010, 10:09 PM
When I was 12 I powerbombed my cousin on the ground because he was a little cunt. He thought he was going to die.

I was in my school wrestling team in 4th form, and a guy got kicked out because he ddt'd some dude into the mat about 20 times, he'd ddt him, pick him up in the headlock then ddt him again.

Damian Rey
05-27-2010, 11:29 PM
I also was wrestling with my brother one day in the living room, and went for a double under hook slam. I told him not to kick me becuase I didn't want to drop him on his head. Well, as to be expected, as I lifted him in the air, he kicked me square in the face, and dazed, I dropped to my knees, dropping my brother on his head with all his weight falling on his neck.

He was in pain that day, parents got pissed, banned me from watching wrestling for a while, and took him to the hospital where they said he's lucky be ok and should recover in a day or two.

Told him not to kick me...

Jakob Synn
05-28-2010, 08:28 PM
When I was younger I used to put my cousin (who was younger than me at the time) in holds like the sharpshooter and figure 4 leg lock.

Swiss Ultimate
05-29-2010, 10:07 PM
When I was younger I used to put my cousin (who was younger than me at the time) in holds like the sharpshooter and figure 4 leg lock.

Sexy.

Triple Naitch
05-29-2010, 10:19 PM
Occassionally at work I'll do Orton's backbreaker on one of the Mexicans.

Perry Saturn
05-29-2010, 10:41 PM
Why do I think you're lying?

because he has never had friends :shifty:

TheAdamEvansFan
05-29-2010, 10:45 PM
Why do I think you're lying?

Cause you're an asshole.

TheAdamEvansFan
05-29-2010, 10:47 PM
I've definitely told this story here before, but here goes:

In 8th grade I was amateur wrestling at some other school, facing some punk kid who had been talking shit and having an attitude and trying to be all tough in front of his friends. I'm overpowering this kid throughout the match and basically trying to find a way to shut him up for good.

We start round 2 with me down in the referee's position

I.E. this: http://pbhswrestling.com/images/chris%20and%20jt%20in%20ref%20position.jpg

I'm on the bottom and I quickly sit out and get back to my feet. The kid keeps a hold around my waist with one hand and tries to reach over my shoulder with his other arm, leaving his head directly over my shoulder. I grab his head and arm in my one arm, with his chin sitting directly on top of my right shoulder blade.

I look over at his little group of friends, staring this one fat Mexican kid right in the eyes, and deliver a running Diamond Cutter to the mat. I hold onto his head and arm as I hit the mat, immediately roll him onto his back and go for the pin, but the referee calls for a time out since the kid is now screaming and crying about his neck.

I walk over to my coach, who is shaking his head. I say, "Coach, I had an arm in there. That was technically legal right?" He pats me on the shoulder and says, "Technically."

The kid was tough. He manned up to finish the match and I pinned his ass in about 5 seconds with a quick inside cradle.


Floor mat wrestling is gay.. I mean, if you guys were wrestling without clothes, it'd be an ass raping, literally.

BillyBonez
05-29-2010, 10:51 PM
I used an anklelock in RL but I got kicked in the face by accident lol!

The Pope
05-29-2010, 10:51 PM
Cause you're an asshole.

I am a fanatic of Mr. Anderson.......... wait for it... wait for it... Anderson!

TheAdamEvansFan
05-29-2010, 10:59 PM
I am a fanatic of Mr. Anderson.......... wait for it... wait for it... Anderson!

REALLY? I MEAN, REALLY?

Now that's COOL.. That's DAMN COOL!

The Pope
05-29-2010, 11:04 PM
Thank you

BillyBonez
05-29-2010, 11:08 PM
Thank you

No, thank YOU! :love: :love: :love:

Sixx
05-30-2010, 05:18 PM
When I was younger I used to put my cousin (who was younger than me at the time) in holds like the sharpshooter and figure 4 leg lock.

So he's no longer younger than you?

tjmidnight420
05-30-2010, 05:21 PM
Dr. Perfect's got troll groupies...

teamXtremist
05-30-2010, 11:42 PM
i beat the hell outta my 6 yearold son all the time wrestling in the bed lol suplexs,f-5's ,rock bottoms back suplex, body slams the works

The Pope
05-30-2010, 11:56 PM
is your son TheAdamEvansFan?

Lock Jaw
05-31-2010, 12:12 AM
Way back in high school we had like... one week of amateur wrestling.

I only had two matches.

The first was against this large asian guy who just continually speared me until the time ended or something. I was at a loss as to what to do because every time I'd get up, he'd just spear me again. And I got up fairly quickly each time because I WILL NOT DIE and whatnot.

The second match was against my buddy, who also liked pro wrestling, so I'm pretty sure we both decided to work a match. At the beginning we were even circling each other, testing each other out, while they gym teacher yelled at us, telling us this wasn't the WWF. I don't remember the rest of the details, but I'm pretty sure it ended when I landed a DDT on him.

Krimzon7
05-31-2010, 12:29 AM
I've definitely told this story here before, but here goes:

In 8th grade I was amateur wrestling at some other school, facing some punk kid who had been talking shit and having an attitude and trying to be all tough in front of his friends. I'm overpowering this kid throughout the match and basically trying to find a way to shut him up for good.

We start round 2 with me down in the referee's position

I.E. this: http://pbhswrestling.com/images/chris%20and%20jt%20in%20ref%20position.jpg

I'm on the bottom and I quickly sit out and get back to my feet. The kid keeps a hold around my waist with one hand and tries to reach over my shoulder with his other arm, leaving his head directly over my shoulder. I grab his head and arm in my one arm, with his chin sitting directly on top of my right shoulder blade.

I look over at his little group of friends, staring this one fat Mexican kid right in the eyes, and deliver a running Diamond Cutter to the mat. I hold onto his head and arm as I hit the mat, immediately roll him onto his back and go for the pin, but the referee calls for a time out since the kid is now screaming and crying about his neck.

I walk over to my coach, who is shaking his head. I say, "Coach, I had an arm in there. That was technically legal right?" He pats me on the shoulder and says, "Technically."

The kid was tough. He manned up to finish the match and I pinned his ass in about 5 seconds with a quick inside cradle.

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME

tjmidnight420
05-31-2010, 08:22 AM
i beat the hell outta my 6 yearold son all the time wrestling in the bed lol suplexs,f-5's ,rock bottoms back suplex, body slams the works

is your son TheAdamEvansFan?

:rofl:

PorkSoda
05-31-2010, 09:56 AM
I remember one time I was at a high school wrestling match. Two kids were wrestling when all of a sudden a huge "You cant wrestle" chant breaks out at the two wrestlers. The kid wrestler, who was a senior in high school, got pissed and grabbed a lead pipe and hit the kid over the head with it and got DQ'd. Then, he grabs a dumpster that just happens to be in the scene, puts the other kid into it, and gets a running start and pushes it into the wall and the dumpster flips over and upside down, making a huge dent into the wall. I was sitting next to some guy and he yelled "DONT YOU DARE DO THAT! GOOD GOD, THERS A PERSON IN THERE!"

tjmidnight420
05-31-2010, 06:31 PM
Did that really happen? It sounds exactly like something that would happen at a high school wrestling match...

Nark Order
05-31-2010, 06:44 PM
I remember one time I was at a high school wrestling match. Two kids were wrestling when all of a sudden a huge "You cant wrestle" chant breaks out at the two wrestlers. The kid wrestler, who was a senior in high school, got pissed and grabbed a lead pipe and hit the kid over the head with it and got DQ'd. Then, he grabs a dumpster that just happens to be in the scene, puts the other kid into it, and gets a running start and pushes it into the wall and the dumpster flips over and upside down, making a huge dent into the wall. I was sitting next to some guy and he yelled "DONT YOU DARE DO THAT! GOOD GOD, THERS A PERSON IN THERE!"

This actually sounds like a plot to a movie that you would rate 5 stars.

tjmidnight420
05-31-2010, 06:47 PM
Sounds like something you'd see in the World Wrestling Federation.. er I mean... Something you'd have seen in pre PG WWE. :shifty:

PorkSoda
05-31-2010, 08:12 PM
Very good, tjmidnight. You get 5 stars.

djoutcry
08-13-2010, 04:42 PM
When I was younger I used to put my cousin (who was younger than me at the time) in holds like the sharpshooter and figure 4 leg lock.

"who was younger than me at the time"?

how did your cousin become older than you now?

bigslimjj
08-13-2010, 06:08 PM
My friend when through a stunner faze and was hitting everyone with it. He did it to all his friends and when we were down at his house he STUNNED HIS MOM in the kitchen. She went down for a minute and he got down next to her and started the Stone Cold trash talk.I went the fuck home. He tried against one of our friends in Target and he countered him into a dragon sleeper in the heath and beauty isle.

At a party one time we were trash drunk and my homie's roomate was doin some chick in the back bedroom.There was a weight bench next to the bed,so while they were bumping and grinding the other roomate decided to jump off of the bench with a five star frog splash,hitting his ass on the ceiling and landing on top of both of them. There was no door so the entire party saw,and laughed about it for hours.

Mike Honcho
08-13-2010, 07:24 PM
one time, me and a friend were drunk at a party and started wrestling in the living room. I went to body slam him and he somehow wrapped his legs around my head pulling me to the ground. I countered by lifting him up from the ground and powerbombing him onto the couch, causing the couch to break. I then jumped off the coffee table and proceeded to elbow drop his ass, HBK style. futher breaking the couch. everyone loved it.

Domino
08-13-2010, 08:30 PM
Couple stories here.

In elementary school I got made fun of a lot for being a wrestling fan, which resulted in a few fights. I'm not sure how many submission holds I used in various ones, but in all honesty, I never lost one because they would tap like bitches after I locked one on. My favorite was the classic Liontamer, which shouldn't surprise any Jericho mark like myself, haha.

In one middle school PE class, we had amateur wrestling for 3 weeks. There was one other guy who was a big fan in the class, and we of course decided to put on a match. We had a solid 2-3 minutes of awesome selling, and the coach told us if we continued, we were gonna run laps. So we hurried to the finish and I gave him a Stunner and a People's Elbow.

Right combination? No, but it was the most fun I've ever had running laps.

Troelar
08-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Very recently I was out camping - loads of acquaintances that aren't into wrestling. I had a declared goal of putting someone in a figure four, by the end of the 5 days I was there I had done 4. Mind you I didn't have to wrestle anyone for it, they all volunteered.

When I was younger I'd be at my cousins house, and we'd wrestle. He had a friend who we'd beat up on, one time I put him into my (at the time at least) very poorly done figure four and he was screaming.

For some reason I've always like tricking people into a figure four. I guess it's just an easier move to explain. "Why is it called a figure four?", "look at the legs".

Xero
08-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Should give them a Ganso Bomb and explain that it's called such because it breaks your fucking neck.